I finally fell into my own hands

Beauty misleads people, and alcohol misleads people even more.

Xu Chenfeng carried the kid who had just bitten him back to the grocery store.

The heating in the room is sufficient, but the living soul is fragile and delicate. Xu Chenfeng looked at the white and sleeping boy in his hand, and was afraid that he would heat up in the room, and worried that he would be eaten by ghosts when he was thrown outside the door. After thinking about it, he opened the refrigerator and froze the unconscious kid inside.

It's still a zero-degree chilled layer...

After arranging the biting brat, Xu Chenfeng almost wanted to praise his wit.

Although this grocery store is small, it is a small courtyard connected to the store. When Xu Chenfeng is too lazy to go back to his own house, he will stay here for a night or two.

After a night of running around, he was also tired, so he took a hot bath to evaporate the smell of alcohol from his body, applied ointment on the wound on his wrist, and took advantage of the heat to get under the covers to sleep.

Xu Chenfeng has a habit, no matter how cold it is, he doesn't wear clothes when he sleeps.

In his words, the fabric hindered his freedom to dream...

But this night Xu Shenfeng did not sleep until dawn as usual, and he woke up from the cold in the middle of the night.

It stands to reason that the old houses in the second ring road are the most well-heated, it shouldn't be...

Xu Chenfeng shivered in his sleep, he felt a chill creeping up his spine to the top of his head, he sneezed and suddenly opened his eyes, and the moment he turned his head, he saw a cold white and slender hand resting on his shoulder...

The other party seemed to be aware that he had woken up, and the mouth that had been wandering on the back of his neck to absorb Yang Qi stopped moving, but he did not run away hastily, but continued to cling to Xu Chenfeng like a parasite without fear.

"Hey…"

"..."

"I said, you are too bold."

"..."

Xu Chenfeng yawned, and his voice was a little lazy and hoarse: "Climb on the bed of an adult man in the middle of the night, don't you know how dangerous it is?"

The kid didn't answer.

Xu Chenfeng seemed to be getting excited again: "Especially a boy with thin skin and tender flesh like you... Oh shit!"

He didn't even have time to groan, the brat slapped him on the shoulder again, causing Xu Chenfeng to bounce up from the bed in pain, all the charming | thoughts and rhetoric were gone.

This time, the skin on the shoulder was not broken, but there was a tooth mark that was not deep or shallow. Xu Chenfeng rubbed the bitten shoulder helplessly: "Can you speak well, don't bite people at every turn."

The little ghost sat cross-legged facing Xu Chenfeng, quietly looked at the so-called adult man who was bitten by him with a cold face, and did not speak.

Xu Chenfeng sighed, there was nothing he could do with this brat: "You always know what your mouth is for, right? It's talking, not biting..."

This time the kid moved his lips, and finally he was willing to speak: "It's for eating."

As he said that, he also swallowed his saliva towards Xu Chenfeng.

Xu Chenfeng: "..." He decided to invite this little ancestor out of the house.

In the end, Xu Chenfeng thought that this little guy might be eaten up by ghosts as soon as he left his territory, so he didn't throw him out, but locked him back into the fresh layer of the refrigerator again...

But even so, the kid would still crawl out from time to time to suck his yang energy.

Living souls are much more fragile than ordinary ghosts. Xu Chenfeng also knew that this was the little ghost's instinctive choice in order to maintain his human form, so he, who had never personally exterminated ghosts and monsters, was forced by his life to take the spirit-slaying blade to cut the lonely soul wild. Ghost leeks.

He threw the fresh ghost corpse with its soul line pulled out in front of the little ghost, and told him that if he was full, he would not be greedy for people. The little ghost was still not happy, and slammed the door of the refrigerator by himself.

Xu Chenfeng: "...you don't eat raw food?"

Kid: "..."

Xu Chenfeng realized later: "Oh, I'm not a ghost to you...then I'll warm you up."

Kid: "..."

Xu Chenfeng: "Do you like braised in soy sauce or steamed with salt and pepper?"

It took a long time for the kid to speak coldly, his voice was colder than the freezer: "...fried."

Xu Chenfeng: "...It really is a brat."

Xu Chenfeng complained with a smile, turned around and carried the ghost corpse into the kitchen and chopped it into eight pieces. The little ghost sitting quietly in the freezer listened and raised the corners of his lips. He couldn't help but quietly opened a gap in the freezer, stretched his head and smelled it gradually became richer. aroma of oil.

Smelling and smelling, the oily aroma turned into burnt aroma, and Xu Chenfeng was burnt...

"Hey, kid, I don't know how to make fried food, so you can make do with it."

At this moment, the little ghost has floated out of the freezer and sat upright at the dining table: "Okay uncle."

Xu Chenfeng: "..."

Finally, under Xu Chenfeng's poor cooking skills, the kid started to eat seriously.

However, Xu Chenfeng also discovered that high-level living souls like little ghosts would not bite people at will to absorb yang energy. They were extremely picky, and would only bite when they met humans with a high degree of spiritual harmony.

Fortunately and unfortunately, Xu Chenfeng is the most delicious human being to the kid.

"Little devil, you did it on purpose on New Year's Eve."

The kid remained silent: "..."

Xu Chenfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, with a look of complacency and complacency: "You deliberately showed weakness to let me take the bait, and then you will stalk me to death, right?"

The kid curled his lips: "...Do you have to say it clearly?"

Xu Chenfeng was stunned, and immediately rubbed the kid's head with a smile: "It's serious for you to go home early."

The little ghost's face sank immediately, his body trembled violently as if being scalded, and suddenly floated a meter away from Xu Chenfeng, his eyes swept over him coldly and vigilantly, and then he drooped down again for a moment.

Xu Chenfeng thought that the child didn't like adults nagging about going home during the rebellious period, but the kid muttered: "Don't touch my hair."

Xu Chenfeng: "...?" The child still can't touch his head?

Later, seeing that the little ghost's expression was unkind and did not seem to be joking, Xu Chenfeng didn't ask any more questions, just nodded lightly, withdrew his hand lightly, and said sorry lightly.

The little ghost raised his eyes to look at him again, and the viciousness and vigilance in his eyes were swept away.

In the days that followed, the little ghost seemed to have developed a bad habit. At night, he would sneak into Xu Chenfeng's quilt. Every time Xu Chenfeng took him out and threw him into the freezer, he quietly slipped back...

Afterwards, the weather gradually became hotter, and Xu Chenfeng didn't dislike the little ghost's body being icy and cold. He even took the initiative to sleep with his back next to his back, and even saved the air conditioner from dawn to dawn.

Once the two of them lay back to back on the bed and did not fall asleep. The little ghost asked casually, "Is it because of Bai Yueguang that you are so obsessed with ghosts?"

Xu Chenfeng: "And you know I'm obsessed with ghosts?"

Kid: "Well, when I was a human being, I heard some romantic things about your Sixth Master Xu."

Xu Chenfeng smiled: "Hey, what a coincidence." In fact, he was not surprised, this child has a sense of autonomy with only a ray of soul and is so fierce. As a human being, he must be the young master of the Yuling family.

The little ghost said again: "Because I am a ghost, do you like me?"

Xu Chenfeng smiled: "Eh? Who said I like you."

Kid: "..."

Xu Chenfeng guessed that the little guy must be grinning, and continued to smile fearlessly: "Besides, you are not a ghost."

Little ghost: "..." I know, I know, only ghosts of Bai Yueguang's level like you can take a fancy to you.

Xu Chenfeng: "Little guy, you have played enough and figured it out earlier, go home."

Kid: "...I don't want to go back."

Xu Chenfeng: "It doesn't matter if you go back to be a human being or a ghost, it's better than being a living soul."

Little ghost: "I'm different from you, Bai Yueguang. I don't want to be a human, nor a ghost. It's good to have a soul."

Just as Xu Chenfeng raised his hand, he recalled the last time he touched his back because he touched his head, and the hand hanging in mid-air drooped down again: "Children's words."

The little ghost was not convinced: "Humans and ghosts, there are not many good things."

Xu Chenfeng teased: "I see ghosts are pretty good, what's wrong with you?"

The little ghost didn't talk to him, Xu Chenfeng continued to talk to himself: "If there is a ghost like Brother Hei to be my ghost attendant, I'd be willing to exchange 30 years of my life."

Hearing the word 'ghost servant', the air pressure on the little ghost suddenly dropped, and it took a long time before he said coldly: "Ghost servants are all thieves, hot chickens."

Xu Chenfeng: "...Okay, let's not mention it."

He faintly heard that there was a story in this sentence, but it was not easy to ask too much about the situation, so he couldn't just tell the kid, please tell your story, right?

At this point, he also has a bottom line in his heart. The little ghost's reluctance to return to his original body may be largely related to the thief and ghost attendant he said...

If you untie the knot in his heart, maybe this living soul will go home.

On this day, Xu Chenfeng brought several jugs of newly brewed plum wine back to the grocery store, saying that it was specially delivered by a friend from Jiangnan.

He stored the wine in the freezer, and reminded the little ghost not to drink it secretly: "It's fine for children to drink sour plum soup and eat iced beans, don't drink it secretly."

The kid was lying in the freezer with his legs crossed, his body was covered in air-conditioning and smoky: "Uncle, I'm an adult."

Xu Chenfeng ignored him, and shut the freezer tightly with a snap.

After dinner, the midsummer evening breeze was cool. He set up a small table in the courtyard to drink iced plum wine to digest his food. When he opened the refrigerator, he found that there was only half a jug of plum wine left. Dozing off by the flagon.

Xu Chenfeng brought the drunk kid out, and before he had time to teach him a lesson, he was bitten on the wrist by the drunk kid.

This time the skin was not bitten, the little soft tongue was cool, Xu Chenfeng was bitten and shivered.

As expected, the kid was quite drunk.

He snapped the little ghost off his hands abruptly, and took him and the little wine pot left to cool off in the courtyard.

As soon as the wind in the yard blew, the little ghost woke up, and Xu Chenfeng just took advantage of his drunkenness to ask the matter clearly.

As the saying goes, you have stories and I have wine. After you drank my ice plum wine, wouldn't you have to spit out all the stories in your stomach?

He put the kid on his lap, and rubbed his head while he was drunk: "Little ghost, why do you not want to go home?"

The kid tilted his head in disgust, but he couldn't avoid Xu Chenfeng's hand after all.

"There is no one I want to see at home... and ghosts."

Xu Chenfeng heard the meaning of the words: "Then where did he go?"

The little ghost frowned: "The soul is gone, I killed it."

The movements of Xu Chenfeng's hands paused: "Why did you kill him?"

The kid's originally confused tone suddenly sank, clear and cold: "He betrayed me."

Xu Chenfeng said nothing, and waited patiently for the kid to adjust his mood and continue talking.

"He was the only one around me since I was a kid... I thought he was believable enough... He said he would give me a surprise when I became an adult..."

The little ghost paused, and his body trembled slightly due to the emotional agitation. Xu Chenfeng's voice was very soft, encouraging him to continue: "What kind of surprise?"

The little ghost clenched his pale and slender fingers into balls, gritted his teeth and said, "He locked me up with a ghost array, trying to take my body and live instead of me."

"..."

"He said that I was a superfluous person, and it was meaningless to live..."

Xu Chenfeng opened his fingers little by little: "Is he your ghost servant?"

Kid: "...um."

Xu Chenfeng rubbed his head: "In the past, he also liked to rub your head like this?"

The kid's eyelids trembled: "...um."

"Forget about him, just remember mine."

"..."

Xu Chenfeng patiently rubbed his frowning brows away, and smiled: "You are right, your ghost servant is a hot chicken."

Kid: "..."

Xu Chenfeng's tone was still calm: "So I guessed right, it's really you, Zhou Yike."

The kid's eyelids trembled even more.

From the drunken words of the other party, Xu Chenfeng affirmed his previous guess that the owner of this wisp of living soul is Zhou Yike, the legendary young genius of the Zhou family who is rarely seen in a hundred years in the Imperial Spirit Realm.

Because this child is extremely talented and he is the future heir of the Zhou family, he was brought up too strictly and cautiously since he was a child. The Zhou family was worried that something might happen, and even never let him show his face in front of outsiders.

So far, few people in Yuling Realm have seen Zhou Yike.

It is conceivable that Zhou Yike's only playmate is his ghost servant.

Xu Chenfeng once heard that the Zhou family with extremely strict family education has always arranged everything for Young Master Zhou, and only the selection of ghost servants is made by Young Master Zhou himself.

Although few people in Yuling Realm have seen Zhou Yike and his ghost servant, there have long been legends that he and the ghost servant are brothers and sisters.

They even said that their relationship goes beyond brotherhood...

A while ago, Xu Chenfeng heard a saying that a few months ago, Young Master Zhou's ghost attendant rebelled and wanted to take over Zhou Yike's body and live as a "human" again, and even used the Zhou family's forbidden technique to replace the soul.

The Zhou family blocked the news about this matter, so it is hard to tell whether it is true or false. It is said that in the end Zhou Yike did not miss the old love and killed the ghost attendant.

But a ray of his soul disappeared, and Zhou Yike never woke up because of this.

It turned out to be him...

A gust of night wind blew by, and the kid opened his eyes, and Xia Ye Xinghe fell into his drunken eyes.

But this pool of stars was shattered in an instant, and the fragments of light and shadow floated in his eyes coldly. He looked at Xu Chenfeng with a sharp gaze that made people hurt: "I am, so what?"

Xu Chenfeng smiled indifferently: "I don't care who you are, right now, you're just a drunk kid lying on my lap."

Kid: "..."

He didn't speak, but the ice and snow between his brows melted away little by little.

"In the future, if you go home and inherit the position of Patriarch, your Zhou family is so rich, remember to take care of my business." Xu Chenfeng asked very seriously, their Zhou family is the richest force in Yuling Realm, embrace Tight Zhou Yike's thigh is sure.

The kid's face that had just eased became heavy again, Xu Chenfeng smiled: "Don't make a bad face for me, don't forget that I am Xu Liuye who is only interested in profit."

The kid curled his lips: "Don't forget, don't dare to forget."

Xu Chenfeng still smiled: "Little devil, sometimes people who are 'only for profit' are actually reliable, those who talk to you every day about love, righteousness... or ghosts, on the contrary, most of them are empty-handed white wolves, don't casually cheat on others Boat."

The thief boat in his mouth naturally refers to the imp's unreliable ghost attendant.

"In the future, if you're not sure who's good and who's bad, I'll give you... shit! Why are you biting me again!"

The kid jumped up from his knees and bit his neck.

Xu Chenfeng subconsciously dodged backwards, but the other party's lips stuck to his neck like a dog's skin plaster and could not be separated...

It's strange, this mouthful not only doesn't hurt at all, it's also soft and cool and comfortable...

"Xu Chenfeng."

"what?"

The kid was finally willing to let go of his neck, and said seriously: "Then you have a thief ship, let me get on it?"

Xu Chenfeng was really stunned at this moment: "What kind of thief, what kind of boat, where are you going?"

The little ghost narrowed his eyes slightly, and leaned forward with the drunkenness, this time, he bit his lip.

Xu Chenfeng's eyes widened, he forgot how to move and froze in place.

This kid's mouth is full of the aroma of ice plum wine, which is a little bit sweet.

After that, Xu Chenfeng wiped his painfully bitten mouth vigorously: "Hey, you brat, do you ever bully elders like this..."

"Are you coming to my house to complain?"

Xu Chenfeng: "..." Bullying me is an honest person, right?

Kid: "If you don't come, I will come to you."

Xu Chenfeng's face burned, maybe it was the wine in the other party's mouth that made him angry, so he just prevaricated: "Speak for a child."

That night, Xu Chenfeng even forgot how he went back to the bedroom to sleep, and the kid was lying behind him as usual.

"Xu Chenfeng."

"..." Too lazy to talk to the kid.

"Uncle."

"..." You are small and you are awesome.

"Seriously, if I'm not a living soul but a real person, would you still talk to me?" The little ghost was really worried, after all Mr. Xu Liu is well-known in the circle, he only talks to ghosts but not people.

Seeing that Xu Chenfeng ignored him, the kid said again: "Will you still like me?"

Xu Chenfeng laughed out loud: "I told you before, when did I ever like you?"

"Yes, yes, you only like your white moonlight." The little ghost turned around and put his back against his back.

"To each other, your ghost servant Bai Yueguang."

"He's not... I don't think that much about him."

"It's none of my business what you explain to me."

The little ghost is not forgiving: "I don't care about others, but you have to know that I really didn't treat him..."

Xu Chenfeng smiled, very gently: "Okay, I know, I believe you."

"Hmm..." The kid turned around again, this night, he fell asleep with his arms around Xu Chenfeng's waist.

This year's Winter City was hot early, but it was already at the beginning of June with a high temperature of 37 degrees.

Xu Chenfeng woke up in the unbearable sweltering heat, his face was covered with sweat when he opened his eyes, he shook his head, only to realize that the usual coolness behind his back had disappeared.

Little ghost... Zhou Yike's soul returned home.

This kid was finally obedient for a while...Xu Chenfeng curled his lips, got up and took a cold shower.

He was finally willing to remove the dark curtains of the grocery store, and the long-lost sunlight shone into the square inch of the grocery store, shining brightly, clearly reminding him of the fact that the kid had left.

The whole grocery store instantly became sweltering and hot, making people sweat profusely in deathly loneliness.

There is only dust floating in the air, like the fine snow falling all over the sky when we first meet on New Year's Eve.

Xu Chenfeng adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner to the lowest level, and moved several boxes of beer to fill up the empty freezer.

It's not enough to fill the freezer, he also has to fill his stomach, drinking cans of beer, the more he drinks, the more aggrieved he becomes.

In fact, it’s not a big deal, the living soul returns to the body, the worst plan is that the memory of being a living soul is gone... What’s the big deal...

Xu Chenfeng drank another can of beer, and dialed Qi Ye's cell phone while he was drunk——

"Hey, Brother Qi, do you want to drink? I bought a lot of beer, no, no, no, I don't want to drink it at my house, go to your place to drink it, I didn't drink too much, um, I'll take a taxi there right away, you wait for me even with the wine..."

After hanging up the phone, Qi Ye sighed: "Sixth Master's kid is probably gone."

Heihei picked up the car key: "Come on, let's pick him up and drink, it's so miserable."

That day, Xu Chenfeng drank all night at Qiye Heihei's place, and babbled on and on about things that he wouldn't normally say——

"Brother Hei, I have never named the kid, I have always called him kid... just know that he has a name, he is not dead, and the family is still waiting for him to come home..."

"If you don't remember anything, let me make a bet with you. He must have forgotten me by now. Bet... How about the 500 million for the Xueshan Ring?"

"The little guy bit me last night, bit me, and this, this, and this... You see if there are any marks left, it doesn't hurt, it's just... numb and crispy."

Seeing Xu Chenfeng take off his clothes, Qi Ye immediately held him down: "Sixth Master, don't use alcohol to play like a hooligan."

Hei Hei grasped the key point: "Okay, I bet, if the brat remembers you, we won't pay the 500 million, so it's worth it, right?"

Xu Chenfeng smiled drunkenly: "Success!"

The next day, Qi Ye and Hei Hei slept together in the bedroom with the door closed, while Xu Chenfeng was drunk and passed out alone on the sofa in the living room.

The doorbell of the old house rang, very impatiently.

Qi Ye put on his clothes and got up to open the door. Outside the door was a tall and handsome young man, even half a head taller than Qi Ye, but his gentle and cold features were filled with anxiety. This face, Qi Ye and Hei Hei I have some impressions.

The young man was neither polite nor pleasantries, he opened his mouth and asked directly: "Where is Xu Chenfeng?"

Qi Ye understood in an instant, opened the door and turned his body sideways to signal, the young man saw Xu Chenfeng's embarrassing appearance lying on the sofa so drunk.

The young man was furious, and his long and narrow eyes almost burst into flames. He didn't pay much attention to the etiquette of visiting, he went directly into the room and hugged Princess Xu Chenfeng who was on the sofa, frowned and said coldly: "I've only been away for a day, you can find me Bai Yueguang drinking?"

Qi Ye Hei Hei: "..." We didn't talk, we watched a play.

Xu Chenfeng drunkenly opened a slit of his eyes: "Eh? Brat? Why are you back??"

He thought he was dreaming while drinking.

The little ghost narrowed his eyes slightly, but looked at him tenderly: "Otherwise?"

Xu Chenfeng rubbed his temples in a trance: "It's so fast, it's only the next day..."

The little ghost curled his lips, and his voice was not too loud, and everyone present could just hear him: "I'm not like your Bai Yueguang, who walked away for more than a year, and made the person I like wait so long."

The first thing he did when he woke up from the hospital bed was to fly back to Winterfell from Rock City, which was two thousand kilometers away.

Hei Hei: "..." Why did I lie down? ? ?

Qi Ye: "..." I'm willing to wait for nothing.

"Xu Chenfeng."

"Ah."

"Uncle."

"Ah."

"I'll walk you home."

"how about you?"

The kid smiled: "It's your family, I won't leave."