[Comprehensive] Red hair and Xu are a perfect match!

"...I said that the old drunkard can't believe it!!!"

Alka was frowning, holding the black box he had just taken over from Anderson in his hand, and then a white light shot out from the mouth of the box, swallowing them both, and finally opened his eyes to the barren desert area. The mouth is full of dust.

"...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Arka raised his head and roared angrily.

Shanks on one side has a drop of sweat on his forehead, but Alka is so energetic, it's pretty good ww

As for the words of beating the old alcoholic senior to death, he -- he didn't hear anything.

but……

Shanks bent down, looked at Alka, and said, "Alka...your eyes have become vertical pupils."

The originally normal round pupils turned into sharp vertical pupils due to anger. Shanks looked at it, couldn't hold back, and said with emotion: "Look at it well."

"Shut up, you!" Arka's face became hot, and she stretched out her foot and kicked Shanks' calf hard. However, she was completely unable to make Shanks really hurt, but Shanks was very face-saving. Awow yelled.

Alka: ...I want to beat him even more.

"Well, where exactly is this place? What is this old drunkard used for?" Alka shook the box in her hand with a gloomy expression. Where the chicken does not lay the egg.

There was no sound inside, so Alka planned to open it to have a look, but was stopped by Shanks.

Alka looked up at him not quite understanding.

"Since Alka is here, how about we go shopping around first, and then open it after we finish shopping?"

"...Hey, hey, you should be nervous anyway, right?" A few black lines appeared on Alka's forehead, and he looked at Shanks' excited expression speechlessly.

"Hee hee, the old drunkard senior cheats people very well."

Very measured...

Alka couldn't hold it back, jumped up, and slapped it down: "If he has the sense of proportion! Will I become like this!? In fact, you two are working together to help me!!?"

Shanks: ...bad, bad.

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, daughter-in-law, how could I cheat you with this outsider?" Shanks said with sincerity, that expression, that tone of voice had indescribable sincerity, and... a guilty conscience.

……

Alka stared at him blankly, then turned around, she was so stupid to believe that this bag that was cut in black was black.

"Break up, Shanks."

"Pfft daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I was really wrong! I just heard the old drunkard talk about this new wine, but I didn't expect that there would be side effects. The side effect is that my daughter-in-law becomes smaller..."

"Daughter-in-law, please forgive me! Daughter-in-law, I know I was wrong! Daughter-in-law, can I kneel on the washboard? Daughter-in-law, don't ignore me!"

Then Shanks' stupid appearance was seen by an outsider, and this outsider was a group of killers... Ah, no, if you say that, then all the pirates there are killers.

At best... sloppy?

Alka: ...You have absolutely no right to speak of others.

Shanks, who was muttering behind Alka, stopped his hands. He straightened up and looked at the people in front of him, two big men, two little girls, towering hair, a tiger with a smiling face, and... a short man?

Shanks, who had seen them all at a glance, raised the corner of his mouth, and stretched out his hand with a smile: "Hi~"

After he was finished, he entangled his wife, Alka, again.

"I said, I said, can my wife not ignore me..."

What kind of person Shanks is, Alka knows best, he is a guy who can't achieve his goal and just won't let go, but——

"It's really too noisy, you bastard!!"

Alka jumped up, raised his leg, and slashed down hard.

'Clang', Shanks fell down following the inertia, and a big red bag appeared on his forehead.

Alka raised his foot angrily, stepped on his chest, and there were several scarlet well-marked words on his forehead: "It's so noisy, you red-haired man!! Seeing you, a guy whose IQ doesn't know where he left it, I'm so excited!" Big fire!!"

"Then ravage/ravage me until the anger dies down."

Shanks, who fell to the ground, opened his arms and smiled...

'Snapped! ' Arka stepped on his face and turned hard.

It was rare for her to utter a rude sentence: "Fuck!"

Can you stop showing your face! ?

There was a fire in Alka's chest, and because of this fire, Alka's eyes uncontrollably turned into beast-like vertical pupils, and he stared fiercely at this shameless red-haired man. Suddenly, someone said:

"Ah, what beautiful eyes."

Um?Alka stopped and glanced at her. She was a soft girl with black hair and black eyes. She looked at Alka with her eyes open and asked, "Can you give it to me?"

"..."

Ask people to give their eyes to others, how to give them, dig them out and give them away?

Thinking of this, Alka glared at her. She was like a beast defending sovereignty with vertical pupils, vicious and cold, but someone laughed.

Probably being cute by a little girl... probably.

Just the next second, that person couldn't laugh anymore, because Shanks got up from the ground and sat behind Alka, with a smile on his face, but it implied more substantive malice than Alka, and stared at the six personally, ask:

"Just now, what did you say?"

If he had the ability to say it again, then he... would not be polite.

"Haha, don't be surprised, this kid's brain is missing a muscle." The blond smiling fox couldn't help smiling with a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, he quickly waved his hands, pressed the soft girl's head, rubbed it, and The other party looked at Alka without any resistance.

"She was just joking."

"I don't know where you two are going? Do you need our help?"

The blond smiling fox finally calmed down and asked, and then the blue-haired soft girl stopped the little dwarf's small movements. She looked at the red-haired Shanks warily, and her intuition told her that the two people in front of her should not be messed with, so ...

She stopped the little dwarf beside her, ah, no, it was a small move of her companion.

"Ah, we are going to the city, do you know which direction to go?" Upon hearing this question, Shanks put aside the little friction just now and asked.

"City? Nearest?"

The blond fox first asked tentatively.

"Yes!" Shanks nodded as if he hadn't noticed it.

"The closest one is Youkexin, which is a famous city, and there is an auction that attracted attention recently."

"So a group of people are heading there?" Alka said angrily, she blinked, and the sharp vertical pupils gradually became round, and finally the eyes were no different from ordinary people.

She stretched out her foot and kicked Shanks, saying, "Get up, the floor is dirty."

"Okay, no problem, hey, the eyes have changed back." Shanks stood up, patted the dust off his body, then bent down, looked carefully at Alka's eyes, and said.

"If the mood fluctuates greatly, it will turn into vertical pupils. When I go back - I will definitely beat up the old drunk!!!" Alka said angrily.

"Haha, it's okay, my wife can say whatever she wants." Shanks raised his hand to indicate that it's okay for his wife to say anything.

So... this damn wife is strict.

"Then can I trouble you to point me in the direction?" Shanks stretched out his hand and hugged Alka. Only then did others notice the other empty sleeve covered by Shanks' windbreaker. This attention made Alka unhappy.

She had a sullen face, and her small body burst out with a murderous intent that didn't match her age.

"What are you looking at?"

"Ha, no, it's nothing." Another drop of cold sweat broke out on the blond fox's forehead. He never thought that these two people who appeared out of nowhere would be so defensive.

"It just so happens that we are also going to Youkexin, if you don't mind, let's go together?"

"Okay."

Shanks did not object, and the reason why he had no objection was that he was not familiar with this place at all! !He desperately needs a GPS [smiles.

"That... are you husband and wife?"

The girl who asked Arka to give her the eyes asked again, she tilted her head and asked innocently.

"Yeah~" Shanks said proudly with a bright smile on his face.

And Arka...

"Tsk" full of disgust.

"Ah, the gap is so big, is it a child bride?" The girl continued to ask.

This question, Shanks thought about it carefully, from the moment they met... that's right, so he nodded readily: "Yes!"

"Oh, uncle eccentric?"

The girl said a word lightly, and an invisible fist immediately hit Shanks in the face.

Shanks: ...It hurts.

"That's not true! We've known each other since childhood! Right! Daughter-in-law!"

"Since childhood? Did you aim at it from birth?"

That said, it's even more perverted.

Shanks: ...Can you still communicate properly?

"Pfft, beautifully said, I like it, now, what's your name?"

Alka said that she fell in love with this little girl a little bit, so she asked her name.

"Ah, me?" The little girl pointed at herself, looked at the little Alka with a cute face, and said, "My name is Xiao, Xiao...Xiao Yi."

"It's not Xiaoyi, it's Xiaodi." The big man with big earlobes looked helplessly at Xiaodi who had a bad memory, and stretched out his hand to rub her head.

"Yes, my name is Xiaodi, how about you?"

"Me? My name is Alka."

"I, I, I, I am a man from the Alka family, Shanks, please take care of me."

Shanks muttered to the side, and was pushed aside by Arka after he finished muttering.

"Let's go, just now you said that Youkexin's auction is fun?"

Arka stretched out her hand, propped her chin, and asked very cutely.

"There's a lot of interesting stuff."

"Oh."

She didn't answer too much, and Alka didn't ask too much, so this topic can be considered as over.

On the way to Youkexin, the big guy on the other end, Wo Jin, murmured that he wanted to compete with Shanks, because he thought this guy was very powerful, so the bellicose factor kept beating.

However, he was rejected. Although he attacked Shanks along the way, he was often avoided by him.

When we got to Youkexin, he didn't force this guy to make a move. When we parted, he was very dissatisfied and said, "Hey! Next time we meet, I will definitely force you to make a move!!"

"Hahaha okay." Shanks agreed, but the next time we saw each other, it was Wo Jin who was tied up high and had died.

But that's for later.

When we parted, the chivalrous man who had told everyone their names smiled and said softly: "Everyone in the world is obsessed with rare things, so protect those rare eyes so that no one will stare at them. When the time comes..."

"By then, they will have already gone to Santu River." Shanks, who was facing away from them, raised the corners of his mouth coldly, but the coldness dissipated in the next second, and he smirked as usual, "Thank you."

Whether it's good intentions or malicious.

Thank you for reminding me.

"See you next time."

The knight looked at the two of them leaving with a smile, and said:

"See you next time."

The author has something to say: I also want to sm Shanks...【Nosebleed】

But Alka is too scary, forget it_(:зゝ∠)_

I just thought about it