[Pirates] The captain is cool

After witnessing the head of the beautiful female captive baby5 and another unimportant person, the captain gracefully cut off the heads, I was satisfied to paint the picture for my first trip in the new world. A full stop.

Please don't ask me why...

"Is that so? We're going to form an alliance with Miss Maya's captain." Sanji, who had been working in groups with us before, asked calmly on the Sunny, which was sailing again.

"Hmph, I don't have any objections, but I don't like this guy who beats around the bush when he talks and does everything." Sauron-kun said unexpectedly, crossing his chest.

The captain stood aside with a calm expression and did not make a sound.

"Hey!" I glared at Sauron with a warning in my eyes, but he turned my head and completely ignored it...

"By the way, Telaan, who were you talking to just now?" Luffy nervously ignored our conversation.

"And Doflamingo." The captain said a few words succinctly.

"Eh? Doflamingo! That Shichibukai? Is that the worst guy to mess with?!" The long-nosed Usopp started his daily routine of raising his arms and screaming with his mouth wide open.

The captain's calm conversation here is still going on,

"The planning has already begun."

"what's the plan?"

"Form an alliance and fight to the Four Emperors."

"Four emperors? Great!"

"...Where is it good...?!!!"

"In short, we have formed an alliance with the Terra Boy Pirates, and their members temporarily include the special edition boy and Maya who was with us before! Let's be good friends! Hehe!" Lu Fei and the two brothers said happily Putting your arms on the captain's shoulders casually severely damaged the cool and handsome image of our captain.

"Those who oppose, please raise your hands!" Mr. Usopp was doing his last dying struggle.

"I object!" "Me too!"

"Then is objection useful?!" "Okay... okay... Luffy has already decided..."

"Hehe, I'm going to trouble everyone again. Although our captain seems afraid to get close, he is actually a kind person with a cold face and a warm heart. Please teach me directly." I replaced the captain very caringly and excellently said a few words.

"Hahaha, if it's Mayasang, of course it won't be troublesome, so don't be so polite."

"Miss Maya, please stay on Sunny"

"Soga turns out that my brother is the type who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, super super~"

"Soga, I just said that Tranan is a good person, ah haha, it seems that everyone gets along very well."

Um!very good!The captain seems to be accepted by everyone!So, grandpa, you don’t lie to me, you have to maintain perfect etiquette anytime and anywhere to help you get along with everyone~

But why does the captain's face look so dark?What does that inscrutable expression mean?

And what is Sauron-kun doing with that expression of wanting to smile?Is what I said funny?

Well, forget it... Teacher Yami once said that the heart of a man is the needle of the sea... As a real lady, don't care too much about that kind of creature.

"Hey, you bastards!" The white-faced Caesar, who was chained by Hailoushi, suddenly laughed softly when he heard our conversation, "Don't even think about getting out of such a big case! You will be targeted by those great people, idiots! After you really know your stupidity and ignorance, what is waiting for you is a painful death!"

"I really hate this guy." I knelt down and pointed at the guy who had stunned me without warning, and said to Sanji-kun with a slight smile, "Does Sanji-kun think it's appropriate not to feed him for three days? "

"...I always feel that my beautiful sister is scary." Momonosuke stepped back a few steps towards me.

Momonosuke is the child of Mr. Samurai, with a peach-shaped head and a serious and stubborn expression exactly like Mr. Samurai, very cute.

But what I'm more concerned about is that a type like Mr. Samurai can actually get a wife... Cough cough cough...

"You woman!" Caesar shouted menacingly.

"Don't be powerless against lady!" Sanji-kun kicked him, and the white-faced Caesar successfully lost his combat power and shrank into a ball.

"Hey! That man, why would Caesar say such things?" Sauron-kun asked in a rather impolite manner.

"Because of SAD." The captain sat down against the rail of the boat, and explained in his usual casual tone, "The big pirates in the new world are basically in some sea area and have their own territory. , commanding countless subordinates, like a huge criminal group, the scale is completely different from what you have encountered before... But no matter what, they are just underground gangsters. In order to avoid the navy, the necessary transactions are all in It is carried out secretly, and the most trusted and powerful man among them is Doflamingo."

"Nowadays, Doflamingo's biggest trading partner is Beast Kaido, one of the Four Emperors, and the traded product is smile made of SAD, a man-made animal devil fruit."

"What did you say?!" The captain's words were interrupted by everyone who was emotional.

"Just kidding! If this kind of thing can be made infinitely, wouldn't the ability users fly all over the sky?!" Usopp said excitedly.

"That's right. Although man-made things are somewhat risky, Kaido's pirate group already has more than one ability user." The captain calmly did not fluctuate in his tone.

"Raise your hands if you plan to quit!" "Me!" "Me!" The timid trio began to sweat on their foreheads.

"But now there will be no more ability users." The captain's tone was a little more relaxed, "We have Caesar, SAD has been completely destroyed, and the clown will be finished soon. We will proceed to the next step immediately."

"Eh?! As expected of the captain! This plan sounds amazing! If it succeeds, it will be enough to shake the new world!" I put my hands together and said with admiration on my face.

"Hmm..." The captain sat calmly and didn't move, but I still saw the corners of his mouth with the brim of his hat pulled down slightly.

"How amazing!" Mr. Usopp and the others argued with me excitedly, "That's the Four Emperors! The Four Emperors! Ahhh, we have offended Big Mom on Mermaid Island, and now we have offended Kaido of Beasts thoroughly. How will you die!"

"Eh? Did you offend Bigmon? On Mermaid Island? When did this happen? How come I don't have any memory?" I said in surprise.

"I'm ashamed to say, you bastard, didn't you die of drunkenness after that day? You passed out twice a day, and I carried you back in the end!" Sauron-kun said coldly.

"Eh? It turned out that you were the one who threw me on the ground like throwing me up, Sauron-kun!" I suddenly realized and turned to stare at him accusingly.

"Who threw you on the ground! And do you think I want to carry you? Didn't you pull my clothes desperately, and now you are blaming me! You bastard!" I have blue veins.

"What the hell...you're even bothering with drunk people...so stingy..." I muttered softly.

"Huh? You say I'm stingy?" Sauron-kun asked in disbelief.

"Yes, you are stingy." I nodded firmly.

"...Hmph..." Sauron-kun turned his head to one side with a reluctantly patient face.

Well...it's strange to say that even though Sauron-kun is self-willed, petty and extremely twisted, he is still a pretty good person overall.

It can be regarded as my more distracted friend on the boat of the Straw Hats.

But I don't know why, but he just has the ability to make me lose my temper like a child like him without regard to etiquette... It's incredible...

"Cut..." The captain suddenly cut, stood up, didn't even look at us, turned around and walked away with Devil May Cry on his back...

Ah Nuo... miserable!I actually lost face in front of the captain!

"It's all your fault!" I glared at Sauron-kun angrily, and greeted him with an inexplicable look.

"Well, Maya..." Nami looked at me worriedly, as if she wanted to say something to me, but she stopped talking.

"Hehe..." Sister Robin slightly raised her right hand to lightly cover the corner of her raised mouth.

"Eh?" Qiao Ba-kun looked back and forth between me and Sauron-kun with a puzzled expression on his face.

So...what's wrong with everyone...it's so strange...I can't understand it at all...(=ω)

Forget it, I am more concerned about what to eat for dinner than such insignificant things. After chatting for a long time, it is almost dark.

"Sanji-kun, what's for dinner? Can I have eel rice?"

"……no problem……"

"Hey... Maya..." Nami stood aside and sighed deeply.

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"Will there be a night attack tonight? Will there be no problem if we eat like this?" Usopp-kun asked the same question countless times nervously while eating eel rice with big mouthfuls.

"Eh? Will there be night raids? Let's have a collective vigil at night." I suggested with interest while taking a sip of my wine.Eel rice tastes best when paired with shochu.

"Hey! Don't grab my wine! You'll get drunk again later!" Mr. Sauron said coolly from the side.

"..." As a lady, I can only keep my mouth shut and tell him with sharp eyes, shut up!you!fart!thing!

In other words, I originally wanted to sit with the captain...

But the captain ignored me, sat down next to Luffy and kept silently sipping his meal, without throwing his eyes at me.

Must be angry because of what happened in the afternoon!

Hey, hey... The crew who make the captain angry are not good crew members!

Well, I've decided!After eating, I secretly went to the captain to apologize!