[Pirates] Push Shanks' 108 Form

Pan Mi was determined to implement the "twelve-character policy" of "when the enemy is stationed, we will harass, when the enemy is tired, we will fight, and when the enemy retreats, we will pursue". The level is gradually improving in the siege and interception.

At sunset, the golden-red sunset makes the sparkling sea rippling like tumbling gold.

"I see you going..." Pan Mi twisted her body and threw herself out of the hatch, tripped over the threshold, and immediately threw herself to the ground.

Pan Mi: "..."

Lagilu jumped down with a can of juice, squatted next to her and comforted her, "Let's stop here for today's training, drink some water and rest, and there will be a sea beast banquet tonight."

Pan Mi patted the ashes on her body, took the juice, "Thank you." Then she reacted suspiciously, "Wait, what training?"

"...Training to knock down the boss." Lagilu pushed the goggles to his forehead, his fat face was innocent and honest, with red rubber band marks on it.

"It's time for you to lose weight." Pan Mi glanced at him, "Your clothes are a little X-shape."

Lagilu's small eyes immediately showed a bit of sadness, "Xia, we are pirates, we may encounter something and die one day, I am really afraid that I will regret that I didn't eat what I wanted to eat That's enough, the person who wanted to be beaten didn't get beaten..."

"You can pull it down," Pan Mi patted him, "Believe me, you can at least live in peace... for seven years."

"........."

Lagilu was stunned for two seconds, then covered his mouth in panic, "...Don't scare me, how did the number seven come about?"

"Anyway, you're going to lose weight soon, girls like tall and strong men..."

The braided man who had been listening to their conversation finally couldn't help interrupting her: "Miss Xixia, three years ago on Fisherman Island, I was rejected by women thirteen times, and you told me it was because I was a little fat,"

"You said that women like tall and strong men who look safe and can protect their wives."

"I believe it,"

"Look at my current figure, it's not bad, there are still a lot of scars, the medal of a real man."

"But this year I struck up a conversation with a girl again, and before I even spoke, I was stuffed with a wallet and a vegetable basket, and then she ran away."

"That's not counting. I went to drink, and I even encountered such terrible things as sitting on my lap by perverted men a few times..."

The braided man looked resentful, "When I was chubby, at least I was very popular. Many girls praised me as a good person. Now it's all gone, gone..."

"Hey..." Pan Mi's complaints to the poor man were obviously not very kind, and she stopped drinking the juice. She patted the side of the boat happily and teased him: "... Then what, it's true that girls like tall and strong You, but things like your figure are sometimes equivalent to a woman's manicure... The level is so good that all you attract are compliments from the same sex..."

"........."

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The sea beasts in the new world are bigger than warships. During the day, the red-haired pirates picked up one when they were wearing windless belts, and cut off the tenderest hind legs to make skewers.

The grill was set up, and the pirates moved the sacks of chili and cumin out of the warehouse, divided them into several iron pans, and the charcoal holder shouted, "Get out of the way, I'm not responsible for burning it! !"

"Hey! These jars are not enough, bring out another twenty barrels of wine!" Shanks yelled holding up the bottle, "The banquet should look like a banquet!"

"okay!"

"There is wine and meat, what a happy life hahaha!"

"Yo ho! If you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

"Xiaobai, you are here... No, Xixi, let's have a truce first!" Shanks stepped on the low stool, grabbed a white towel from the crew and shook it at her, laughing so heartlessly that his teeth gritted Revealed, "White Flag, White Flag."

Shanks was still amused by himself, the corners of Pan Mi's mouth twitched, and she glanced at her oily palms, but she didn't make things difficult for him.

While eating and drinking, the pirates played the game of throwing iron sticks after eating meat skewers. The freshly grilled meat skewers were very hot, and in order to free up a stick, they all sucked them into their mouths. The virtue of cooling down the climate.

"Roar, roar, hiss—hit!!"

"Bahuan! This glass of wine is yours!"

The pirates were having a good time with each other

Having said that, Pan Mi was full of food and drink, and began to tirelessly fight with Shanks for her mission of strategy.

She pointed to the brazier under the grill, tactfully and affectionately, "Look at the red charcoal, does it look like the morning on Binghuo Island when you came to find me?"

Shanks had question marks all over his face, not knowing which one to sing.

Pan Mi said loudly with the aria of the wandering western poets, "You saved me, I want to promise you with my body."

"..."

Shanks stared at her, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, obviously helpless at her way of "verbal teasing even if he couldn't catch it", "...Didn't you save Philip and the others?"

Pan Mishun said, "...that's right, there is still such a thing... so you still owe me twenty lives, so please promise me with your body."

Shanks: "..."

Before he could say anything, Pan Mi suddenly remembered the phrase from Xiao Fang's head, "Those who use their own aid to threaten the male lead to marry are all female partners", and quickly shook her head, "Forget it, forget it, when I don't explain……"

My baby is suffering... This doesn't work, that doesn't work...

Pan Mi sighed.

"Hickey,"

Shanks suddenly moved his head closer, his dark eyes slipped past hers, his expression became serious, "So... let me give you something else..."

"In this sea, no matter what difficulties you have in the future, or what you want, the red-haired Shanks will grant you once..."

"Always valid, whatever you want."

He lifted the wine bowl to Pan Mi, smiling so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes.

Shanks didn't speak very passionately, his tone was even as normal as usual, and his tone was more like a smile and teasing, but all the pirates present couldn't help but quiet down.

This is a promise from the Four Emperors, which is of great weight. In this era when the banners that symbolize the protection of the Four Emperors are hard to change, the significance of this promise can be imagined-if the gardener really asks any questions in the future, then Xiang Xiang Max himself and even the red-haired pirates must make relevant awareness...

Beckman lit a cigarette slowly. Sometimes he really didn't understand what his captain was thinking. This posture was obviously not for women who were not interested.

Fortunately, the gardener is not an ambitious person...

【Favourability +1%】

When Pan Mi heard this, she stopped sighing abruptly, and after staring for a while, she suddenly put her hands on Shanks' knees energetically,

"That is to say, can I sleep with you?"

Shanks spat out his drink.

“……………………………………”

After choking for a while, he regained his strength and said with black lines all over his head, "It doesn't include sleeping with me! It doesn't include! I said it was something else..."

"Tut." Just know!

Pan Mi snorted softly through her nose, grabbed a towel from the table and threw it on Shanks's face, and said with a look of disgust, "Wipe it off... Really, what more can I ask of you..."

With a flash of thought in his mind, a way to save the country with curves emerged spontaneously.

She sneakily said, "That's all right, ten jars of rum, you drink it now, and show me a drunken mishap... Bah, sleep after drinking, it's okay, right?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the rows of round-bellied wine jars on the ground, this jar was nearly as high as his calf, ten jars, he couldn't get drunk to death.

He didn't get an answer for a long time, but he got an expression of opening his mouth and waiting to eat a fly.

She raised her eyebrows, "Hey, what are you doing looking at me stupidly? Is it okay?"

"That's it?" I was taken aback.

"Gardener, the boss didn't join you to get a drink, did he?" Some pirates couldn't help complaining,

The red hair was stunned for a while, then the corners of his mouth curled up, and he couldn't help showing a big smile. He sat on the ground with his legs crossed, his eyes were black and bright,

"Xixi, ten jars of wine is quite a lot! I drank it, and you must reward me with at least one gift to be considered a good person!"

Pan Mi doesn't want to accept a good person card, but she wants to be a good person.And what Shanks asked for was also very simple.

It's boring to say that it's too boring to gulp down wine by yourself, at least he drinks a jug and she drinks a bowl.

Pan Mi's drink is pitiful - the red-haired pirates know about it.Shanks is definitely afraid that he will lose his virginity after being drunk, and it is difficult for him to make such a small calculation.

But she is not cowardly.

She now has cards!

Ever since Pam moved into the captain's cabin, she kept searching through the drawers and found the medicine bottle confiscated by Shanks in a small corner—she lied to him that it was vitamin C tablets.

The anti-alcoholic medicine that Nance gave her, took one pill, and the effect of the medicine went straight to the goal of going to the Soviet Union to negotiate at the wine table.

If you want to drink, I will drink with you!

Soon you will be able to appreciate Shanks' stupid look of slowly falling down with an unbelievable expression hahahaha.

The next morning, I will still mock him with the narration of fate—is it accidental or not?Surprise or not?Happy or not?This is God's arrangement, my dear.

Pan Mi imagined the happy scenes in the future, the vicissitudes of Shanks' face in the dungeon after accepting his fate, and the future where his favorability will be soaring. Little White Fang looked awe-inspiring under the firelight.

"Then it's settled, watch me show you a thousand cups without getting drunk~"

Shanks: "??!!"

Without further ado, Pan Mi filled a bowl of wine, clinked glasses with Shanks and drank it all. The pirates applauded loudly.Then she held her chin and stared with interest at the red-haired Adam's apple and...belly, which rolled up and down as she swallowed the wine.

By the way, where did all the wine go?

A jar weighs about twenty kilograms. After Shanks raised his chin to a peak, he grabbed the mouth of the jar and gestured downward, then wiped his mouth with a smile. The crew winked and praised in unison: "Good job, boss of!"

Pan Mi poured another bowl, but she couldn't drink the sucrose taste from other people's taste buds. She only commented on the sourness, bitterness and spiciness of this thing, and it was unpalatable, but every mouthful felt that she was one step closer to success.

What she drank was not wine, but victory and joy.

Putting down the empty wine bowl, glanced at Shanks, okay, and laughed at her.

The pirates applauded one after another, converging into a sea of ​​joy.

Pan Mi clapped her hands triumphantly, "Acceptance, acquiescence."

Shanks threw away the empty wine jug and tore off the cloth covering the new wine jug. The smile on his face grew bigger and bigger, and he said heartlessly, "Come here, I'll fill it up for you."

In the third round, Pan Mi filled half of the pot amidst everyone's applause and cheers...Suddenly the bowl fell, and she waved her arms on the spot and staggered a few times——

then,

Under the stunned eyes of the onlookers, the disc jammed, hit the street, and stopped moving.

"..." The air was suddenly quiet.

A few seconds later, the pirates suddenly burst into laughter.

They pounded their thighs and shoulders and twitched, "Hahahaha, I'm so funny, drinking with the boss, hey hey!"

"A smashing version of a thousand cups not drunk hahahaha..."

"However, Boss, you still have to finish the ten jars of wine, we will supervise the gardener..."

Shanks thumped the board of the boat so that tears burst out of joy, "Hahaha, it's a joke, wait until I laugh enough hahahaha."

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As the saying goes, there are only those who have been thieves for a thousand years, but there are no ones who have been thieves for a thousand years.

That's right, flower pickers are also thieves.

"Just put the gardener on the island in front." Beckman said, "It happens to be very close to the entrance of the new world. Just find a merchant ship and passenger ship, and you can go back to the first half after coating it."

The navigator asked strangely: "We have traveled to the new world several times, how come I have no impression of this island?"

Beckman said, "Probably because of the floating islands."

Lagilu was full of reluctance, and said, "What if she doesn't go back?"

"No, I've been sending someone to watch Fangyu. Someone from the Hummingbird Brigade recently set off for the West Sea. He disappeared a week ago." Beckman said, "Even if the gardener wants information on the Chared, she I will also contact Fangyu first, and then I have to go back."

"But, it's so easy to fall down?" Shanks circled around Pan Mi, "I thought she had other cards..."

Beckman crouched down.

So Shanks was so surprised by his next action that he choked on his saliva, coughed and pointed at him with shaking fingers, "Hey, isn't it? Don't touch..."

Beckman took out a medicine bottle from Pan Mi's trouser pocket when he was so drunk, then raised his eyes.

Shanks fell silent immediately.

The first mate of the Reid unscrewed the cap of the medicine bottle, poured one into Shanks' mouth, and handed the rest to Felix.

"Great Airway Eight Treasure Candy, one bag of ten beries, no deception for children."

Shanks' right cheek bulged out in the shape of a small ball, and he suddenly realized, "... Hey! Beckman! You are so despicable! I have been secretly in love with you for so many years!"

The author has something to say: the Spring Festival is over, and the three-dimensional dimension is going to be busy again, everyone should work hard in the new year~

Thanks to the reader "Dummao, you are so dumb" for irrigating the nutrient solution,

Thank you readers Jinyan, Xiaotong, Ah Bu, Xingkong's mines,

yah~