The third-party perspective is recalled.

Following the ear-piercing scream of 【Seal. Pan Mi】, there was suddenly the sound of urgent footsteps outside the door.

Pan Mi immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.

When Shanks heard the noise, he pushed open the door excitedly, but when the door was really opened, he stopped abruptly.

What can I do if I go in?Whether it is seeing a "Pam Mi" who let herself go, or seeing a seal with a broken heart, it is not a good thing, okay? ! !

For such a stingy person like Xixi, once he knew that he had witnessed such a humiliating scene for her, no matter how he thought about it, he would feel that the future would be dark.

Shanks began to consider whether to close the door.

Ten seconds later, he still bit the bullet and walked in.

You have to face what you have to face. The boy who has eaten the fruit of the operation does not know when he will wake up. Although he has already guessed what the situation is now, just to be on the safe side, he still needs to confirm whose seal is the seal that hurt the fish in the pond. Core.

In the end, Xixi, who became angry from embarrassment, punished her a few times in the future, and this matter will be overturned anyway.

Pan Mi remained motionless and continued to play dead.

Shanks glanced at the obvious line of wet crawling water marks on the floor: "..."

Very well, he can probably confirm it already.

However, the strong desire to survive told him that at this moment, he must never say that name.

But turning around and leaving is tantamount to not calling yourself.

Squatting down, he took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket, feeling quite stressed: "Little seal, do you want candies?"

Don't move, play dead.

Shanks tore off half of the wrapping paper with great effort, held the black triangular nose close to the seal, and shook it,

Don't move, play dead.

He sighed, and shifted his gaze to the glass jar lying on the ground,

This time, by accident, he reached out for a piece of fried fish, swallowed, and stroked the seal's beard as if he were dead, "That fish... cod is great."

The seal closed its eyes, trembling slightly, its pointed nails quivering and hooking.

The red-haired man broke out in cold sweat, and his strong desire to survive made him silently shift his gaze to "Pan Mi" aside.

"Pan Mi" was trying to push her head against her belly, probably because the touch was wrong, "she" was holding a piece of clothes in her mouth, and began to work on stripping herself naked.

"!!!"

Shanks was out of his wits, and quickly lifted him up, looking around for some rope.

"Oww!!"

The seal pretended to be dead even more thoroughly, and was really ashamed to admit that the terrifying voice came from his own mouth.

Jesus clothed the vigil last night, and he has only woken up since he fell asleep in the morning. He just kicked on his slippers and passed Shanks' room from the corridor when he heard a piercing roar.

"!"

It is absolutely impossible for this sound to come from a human mouth! ?

It's absolutely impossible for this sound to come from a human mouth! ?

At the same time, a trace of domineering arrogance shook from the door.

At last, Jesus Bu lost all sleepiness. He kicked open the door with a "boom" and pulled the gun bolt at the same time. After the smoke cleared, Jesus appeared in Shanks holding a long gun in a tall and mighty image. in sight.

"What do you want to do?" Shanks just pulled up the quilt to cover his head and face, and his door changed from a push-pull type to a flip type.

Glancing at Jesus' standard post, Shanks twitched the corner of his mouth, "Put the gun down and pay me back."

>>>

"So, the cry just now belonged to this harp seal?" Jesus Bu lightly kicked its belly with his toes.

Shanks stared at the scene in front of him speechlessly, not knowing whether to say yes or no.

Shanks' voice was erratic: "Don't touch it."

Jesus Bu and Shanks have been brothers for so many years, and he no longer has the concept of "the majesty of the captain" in his heart. Keep it as a pet? But when it grows up, its hair will not be white, and it will be as fat as half a pig, so it can be used as a food reserve."

Shanks: "..." desperately signaled Jesus to shut up with his eyes.

It’s just that Jesus Bu was destined not to receive this signal. He squatted down, pulled the seal’s beard curiously, and poked its nostrils with a small stick, babbling non-stop:

"Boss, look, its fur is dull, and it is still motionless with its eyes closed. It must be suffering from heat stroke. Why don't we roast it..."

Pan Mi opened her eyes with a "swish" just like in a ghost movie, her black peas were full of fierce light, and she bit the palm of Jesus Bu with her fangs cleanly.

"My god!! It's bleeding, it's bleeding!!"

>>>

Soon, "the gardener seized the door" spread throughout the Reid, and became one of Pan Mi's countless laughing stocks.

Shanks anxiously put the mirror in front of Pam - he had just removed it from the bathroom wall - and coaxed in a hurry: "Look, the little seal is really cute, and it's not like it won't change forever... ..."

The seal's short paws couldn't reach its face, and it shrunk into a small ball. Big tears flowed from its black pearl-like eyes, and wet the short hair on its cheeks.

Now Shanks really panicked, grabbed one of its paws, "Hey, wait, don't cry,"

He swore: "I will never laugh at you. The people in our boat don't have a good memory. We will definitely forget it in a few months."

As she said that, she couldn't help pinching the pads under her little paws, "Although it's true, it's super cute, Xixi..."

The seal let out a "baby" sound and pulled out its claws with a whimper.

Shanks didn't dare to provoke her anymore, so he had to change his address: "Xiaobai...how about eating something first?"

The seal was crying on the ground, with a fluffy face, weeping in a heartbroken posture, even the world was moved by it.

"Wait until the kid wakes up and then beat him up, do you think it's okay?" The red hair also lay on the floor with her, patted his back lightly in a dilemma.

The seal's whimpering stopped abruptly.

It was probably because she became an animal, and her brain was not working well, so Pan Mi remembered——Luo was tricked by her this time, and she might be going to die.

The seal cried quickly, and quickly wiped away the tears by himself, and was deeply ashamed of his behavior of crying to Shanks.Putting his head on his paws, he sulked with himself.

"Pan Mi" is not worrying, she can eat and sleep, she can put everything in her mouth, she also learned how to tear off the lid of yogurt, she puts it down with a domineering look when she gets agitated, and when she wakes up, she still eats like a normal person Eat and play.

But Shanks has nothing to do with the seal who is resolutely on hunger strike.

He scooped up a piece of delicious beef with a spoon, and brought it to his mouth in favor, but only got a disgusted turn of the head.

Shanks reflected for a while, and felt that the reason was that Xixi didn't like to eat on his stomach, so he put the bowl on the table, picked up the seal that was hunger strike on the ground, put it on his lap, hugged it like a child, and asked: "Is that okay?"

The other party showed his refusal with actions.

"..."

Shanks put a Band-Aid on his face, felt sorry for himself, and went over with a water bowl, "Then you should drink some water."

The seal slapped the water bowl away with its front paws emotionally, and purred for a while: "@&%≮β±!!"

Shanks was greatly aggrieved: "When will I have trouble with you? Feel your conscience and ask, isn't it always you who came to find fault with me?"

The seal was stunned for a moment, then wowed again: "@&%?&≮β±×""

"Want to know?" Shanks laughed, and tapped the side of the bowl with a spoon: "I'll tell you when you finish eating."

The seal sneezed nastyly at him, then turned his head away.

>>>

The next day, Luo still showed no signs of sobriety.

The seal rested its chin on the pillow listlessly.He didn't eat three meals, and he was already so hungry that his chest stuck to his back.

Shanks came over with an opened box of fish cans, "Is this okay?"

The seal grunted indiscriminately.

"For the sake of saving face, take a bite," Shanks put the can under the seal's nose as if offering a treasure, and followed its head to swing back and forth.

Finally, it became impatient and opened its mouth, revealing two rows of small fangs that looked like rice grains. Air gushed out of its throat, "Baby!"

Shanks seized the opportunity, broke the metal spoon into a right angle, and quickly stuffed it into the seal's mouth to support the mouth.

Then, like stuffing a duck, pour the fish directly into its mouth.

[Seal. Pan Mi] I didn't expect to be treated like this when I killed myself. I was stunned for a moment, and then flew into a rage, waving my short fins and slapping Shanks on the face frantically.

"What if I starve to death if I don't eat anymore?" Shanks yelled in a loud voice that he would rather be caught and disfigured than to carry out the atrocities to the end, "If you don't go back, you will really die! Even if you go back, you Don't you cheat other seals!"

Being forced into a box of canned food, the food that is very delicious to the human sense of smell is magnified more than ten times in the mouth of the seal. It's almost smoked out, and if you want to kill the enemy, you can't recover, so you can only fight for a while, but the result is that you are immediately disgusted by the smell in your mouth.

He closed his eyes angrily, and let the red-haired man try his best to entertain his relatives, and ignored him.

"What's the matter with you? I feel so lethargic. Go to the sea for a while?" Shanks peeled his eyelids and stuck out his tongue. After teasing for a while, he finally stopped resentfully. After thinking for a while, he picked up the seal and walked to the bow.

Pat it, "Can you swim? I threw you down?"

Well, as dead as ever,

Shanks resolutely let go.

Under the white spray, the flustered seal had just taken a breaststroke posture when it was slammed down by a wave.

10 minutes later,

Shanks wiped the fur seal with a bath towel guiltily, "I'm sorry."

I was forced to plan water unskillfully in the sea, and I also ran into a polar bear at the top of the food chain, and I was so scared that I vomited everything I just ate.Pan Mi closed her eyes, feeling a great sadness in her heart, feeling sad and pitiful.

>>>

the door opened,

The door closed again.

The tip of the seal's nose moved slightly, and various "strange" smells filled the air. He lazily opened his eyes and took a look: popcorn, senbei, jerky, biscuits, cakes, cornflakes, etc. land.

At the same time, a certain humanoid object under the quilt smelled and began to sway, and then, a beauty with messy hair came out from under the quilt, and "plopped" face down to the ground.

I saw "she" licked her lower lip, went straight to the yogurt with hands and feet, and stuck her head in the bowl.

The indifference on the seal's face, the world, it doesn't matter anymore, anyway, the face has long been...

"Pan Mi" raised her head, showing a satisfied expression, the tip of her nose and cheeks were stained with white yogurt, she squinted her eyes and stretched out her pink tongue to lick her mouth, just like ysxc...

The last string in the seal's brain called "reason" finally snapped.

When Shanks held a bowl of cheese and excitedly pushed open the door...

"..."

"Don't hit! Don't hit! This is your body—you...how can you even hit your own face!?"

The author has something to say: After such a long time, I still locked it

Thanks to the reader "Peixuan", the nutrient solution irrigated by "Qingyu",

Thanks Axiao for throwing a mine,

Jinyan threw a mine,

Why am I so good-looking and threw a landmine,

yah~

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