"Tutor" hides 6918 at home

"Stop joking, how come..."

How come, two of my family are suffering from headaches to death, if there is another one, I have to kill myself.

"Yida, tell me, if two handsome men like you, and you were asked to choose one, who would you choose?"

"It depends on what kind of..."

Oops, what kind of... so troublesome.

"Well, can you choose one of 69 and 18?"

"I choose, the two of them are together."

Let me just say, this sentence is the truth, as expected, normal people think so.

"I have to choose one."

"Then let's be 18!"

"Why?" Senior Hibari...

"Because our style looks like a skylark, it's a choice..."

In fact, I really don't want to say anything, because, anyway, this is China, and children are not allowed to get married, lol.

"Hey, Qizai, you have encountered a choice."

Nodding, it's not just a choice, it's a problem.

"You were pinned to the bed."

Stare at her, stare at her hard.

"Well, I'm just kidding, it's not impossible, a foreign girl, your age..."

"Have had an abortion, have you?"

……

Dedicated to pre-school and extra curricular

It seems that today's school is so peaceful.Well, the few punks in front of the door are gone too.

"Qi Tsai, today is not normal."

I also think that the analysis is very, abnormal. When can our discipline be compared with that of our tutors... on par...

Feng Ji, this, it can't be Master Hibari who did it... How could I forget, how could Hibari-sama, who regards Bingzhong as so important, be irresponsible.

Our source of gossip, eavesdropping.

"Have you heard that the chairman sent all the punks to the hospital today?"

"Ah, they still don't sue him."

"Success... that's a good idea. The chairman of the committee said that they deserve what they deserve. Besides, they are disciplined. Of course they must maintain the school."

"Is the chairman handsome?"

"Of course, he's handsome as hell."

Two nympho...why do I feel like I'm talking about Yida and I...we are also nympho.

"Hey, did you know, yesterday, Lin Jie made a hole in the wall of the corridor, and the chairman is going to teach him a lesson today."

"Yes, Lin Jie is also very handsome."

"Of course, Lin Jie is the school's first attack set by the masters."

"What about the chairman? It won't be the first one."

"They are not worthy, and the first recipient is Lin Mo."

"Lin Jie, Lin Mo, are they related?"

"Coincidentally, the appearance is also very coincidental. It's what the big gods said, the first match in the school... Hahaha."

……

Lin Jie, Lin Mo... Isn't this name the number one CP in the school's ranking I said.

Someone, pat me on the shoulder and turn my head.

Emma, ​​scared to death, didn't you see that I was thinking deeply.

"Why?" Wow, he is a nympho, we just need to listen.

"Qi Zai, Lin Jie, Lin Jie is the small vase porcelain family!?

"I, how did I forget this!"

turn around and run.

"Senior Hibari, don't, don't do it."

In fact, there is a sentence that I haven’t heard, which is the sentence of Yida University, "Skylark...Senior, isn’t it, it’s really a skylark, dizzy."

Run to the discipline office, knock on the door, and go in.Senior Skylark was walking out with a crutch.

"That, Senior Skylark, long time no see." This sentence can only be described in one word, messy.

"Hmph, we obviously met last night."

Nonsense, of course I know Sarah, I will never forget if I kill you.

"Where are you going? No, teach Lin Jie a lesson."

"Of course, if you destroy my school, you must kill it."

Hey, hey, bite him, kill him... What about his good sister.

"Can you let me go first." Look at his face, don't be angry, don't be angry.

Danfeng narrowed his eyes and looked at me, "Is this person related to you?"

"No, yes, no... yes..."

Say yes and no, say no and yes, how to say.

After all, he is the senior lark, so don't mess with him, what should I do about this, ah, I have.

"Senior, don't beat him to death, keep your breath high."

"This request can be considered, but there are requirements."

Why do I have a bad premonition, my housekeeper smiled, absolutely nothing good.

"What." Clutching his chest, hey, hey, he's only showing off his skills, not his body.I am a decent person.Seriously, it seems that last time I thought about going to pick people's clothes in the middle of the night... I actually forgot, I really forgot. , you believe me.

"Little poisonous snake, don't let Liu Dao Mu sleep next to you."

Speechless, is this possible, sleeping next to me... I firmly disagree.

"Well, how about sleeping on bunk beds?" Dui Xiao (=^.^=)

"Okay, hum."

Mr. Yunque took a group of discipline committee members and went out, and I will go too, please don't beat him to death.

staircase

"Brother Jie, I heard that the Chairman is going to beat you up."

"Huh, what is he, he's just a 17-year-old guy. Isn't he just one year older than me." Ahh, seventeen.Isn't it fifteen... It turns out that I made a mistake.I forgot, how can someone not grow old.I'm really fifteen.

Coincidentally, I am two years old and seventeen years old, but they are considered one year old. If I am one year old, I have passed the high school entrance examination, which happens to be the fifth day after the high school entrance examination.I should be sixteen, haha.Emma, ​​so to speak, Mr. Mu is also seventeen.No wonder, these two people are really...according to the age of Japan, if this goes on, we will be able to get married after a year.

In other words, the school flower dinosaur is not an old cow eating young grass...

"Boom!"

Whoa, what happened, Lin Jie was hit on the wall.A lot of scratches on the body, oh, bleeding from the corner of the mouth.Didn't you say that you should not be flattened to death?

"Hmph, if you're labeled as a vegetative, you still won't die, right?"

I knew it.

sleep talk

Last time I beat Lin Jie to the hospital, I really felt guilty.

However, Hibari-senpai said, "I only gave him a bite, I'm not in good health."

Whoops, you think everyone is a Liudaokuai.

In order to compensate the servant? В?King? 辏? Huang Qiao Ye straight live Hom also?

I was hurt by these things recently, and I didn’t study well [You didn’t study well, ah hey] Although according to the usual admission scores, it should be no problem, but there is so much competition, hey, tutoring.

"Kufufu, what's wrong?" Mukukun came over and put his hand on my shoulder.

"Tutorial."

"kufufu, I can help you with your English."

"English? You can speak Japanese, don't you?"

"Who said I can't speak English, even if I don't, I can use illusions to help you cheat during your exams." It's a good way, but I seem to have learned badly.

"Hmph, cheating, it's better to really study. If you help her cheat, I will definitely not let you go." Senior Hibari said, taking Mukukun's hand from my shoulder.

Wow, I forgot, Skylark is Fengji now.

In the morning... sleepy, you asked me what I did last night, of course it's the teacher's tutoring time.In terms of mathematics, facing the eyes of senior Yunque, I can't do without learning, just look at the crutch he gave Lin Jie, aversion to cold.

English, this, is purely scary.Have you ever seen a Shura Taoist teaching English?

Ahhh, tomorrow is the physical examination, why is there no tutoring for this, 800 meters is very impressive.

Stretch your waist, stretch your legs, and move around.

"Qizi, have you practiced yet?"

"Just kidding, if I practice, I won't be Mu Xin. I have your last name."

"Hmph, you, house girl, don't usually go out. Run, hmph, I'll give you 5 minutes, can you finish?"

"You look down on me?"

Well, I want to show you what strength is

.

Later, I ran the fastest in the class.In fact, I was so tired that I was dying, but, Lark, he kept holding his crutches and stood at the finish line.I feel that if I fail, he will give me a pass as soon as I reach the finish line.

Finally, the following oral English test was finally passed perfectly.

The following subjects are all floating clouds to me.

By the way, I saw Lin Jie on the day of the exam.Leaning on crutches, wrapped in bandages, after seeing the skylark, he ran faster than Bolt.

"Mr. Skylark, look, you scared people into sickness."

"Hmph, I asked for it."

"Twenty-two, how did you do in the exam?"

"Absolutely, very good."

How do I know that the disciplinary committee is going to check for cheating?Because I went to another school for the exam, I thought I could escape, but I didn't expect it, hey~

"Twenty-two, let's celebrate tomorrow."

"Celebration, where are you going?"

"Hey, little tired? Yu school? Yue prostitute Zhong Xing Huan Piao Sang? Xu Qia???

"Ah, Yida, you want to take us to drink."

"Relax, private room."

"Sister Zao, the school said that as long as we don't get our graduation certificates, we are part of the union. If the school's discipline catches us, it will not let us go."

……

After arguing with each other, I still decided to go.

Yesterday's tomorrow...that's today.

Today I went to school to play, after school...

"Yida, you are rich."

Large private room, deluxe version.The sofa is so soft and comfortable.ha.

"Dry."

Drinking, yeah, I'm bad at learning, but we're drinking beer, well, a bottle of red wine.Good kids don't learn.Of course, someone will get drunk, and the first one to get down is our little servant? Юbo?