[Wu Zetian] Queen's Road

The happy life of Li Xiaozhi and Wu Xiaoxu, four,

about christmas gifts

Although Christmas is an imported product, young men and women in China take it very seriously, especially on Christmas Eve, when all shopping malls and theaters are full.

Flowers and chocolates sell as well as Valentine's Day.

As an otaku classmate Xiao Wu, every time Christmas comes, he always feels particularly desolate. The tall, rich and handsome guy in the same dormitory hugs him from left to right and hugs him to the right, leaving Xiao Wu alone in the dormitory to play wow on the Internet. Even a dungeon team can't be formed after the line,

rub it

An otaku without a girl can't afford to be hurt,

Then, that unlucky assembly machine jumped out of the game page of 'Gong X Ji'...

After many years of rebirth, the pampered Empress Wu didn't know which nerve was wrong, and she suddenly remembered the hard life back then...

Back then, I even touched girls' hands, but now there are beautiful girls all over the backyard, and I still can't even look twice...

Li Xiaojiu's damn jealous vat even eats the jealousy of the little girl in his own backyard!

It's been more than seven years since the two hooked up. To be honest, even if Li Zhi doesn't itch, she still itch...

The hateful thing is that Li Zhi, for some unknown reason, let go of half of the girls in the harem, and took her to see Zezi in the Palace of Ganlu every day, and made her unable to get out of bed at night...

It made her a majestic queen, and she didn't even have time to appreciate the harem, it was too hard!

If Xiao Shunzi hadn't accidentally mentioned it today, Wu Xu would have forgotten that today is the second most important festival after Valentine's Day in thousands of years—Christmas...

"Xiao Shunzi, let me tell you, today is a special day..."

Xiao Shunzi and the others respectfully expressed that they would listen to the Queen's wife's teachings.

"A saint came out of the Western countries, not the emperor, but that man is called Jesus￥%#..." Xiao Wu made a random popular science about the origin of Christmas, which stunned everyone.

God is a magic horse thing?Is it the Jade Emperor?

A woman who became pregnant before marriage became a virgin?what logic is this ==

How could a cult leader become a saint? !

Fanbang is really Fanbang, there are such nonsense things==

Xiao Wu didn't know that everyone had made an ignorant conclusion about the Western barbarians in their hearts, and she was still angrily criticizing that Christmas had become a festival with the same function as Valentine's Day. If you can't afford flowers and chocolates, you can't afford girls, so...

"It's a pity that I don't know how chocolate is made, otherwise I can make a lot of money..." At this point, the empress's eyes became '￥', scaring everyone so that they dared not speak.

His Majesty Li Xiaojiu came back very early today, because these two days are the holidays after the winter solstice sacrifice ceremony, it is rare for the emperor and empress to have a little leisure time.

However, as soon as Li Zhi entered the door, he heard Wu Xu talking about "holidays", "lover", "receiving gifts" and so on, so he couldn't help being slightly taken aback.

Speaking of which, during the winter solstice that just passed, both he and Wu Xu were exhausted, and hundreds of carts of gifts from various state capitals were received, but we haven't had time to check it yet ==

But what happened to the "lover" that Wu mentioned?

Could it be that he disliked him for not giving her a gift?

His Majesty Li Xiaojiu thought for a while, and said to the royal attendant behind him: "Wang Wang, what do you think I will give to my wife, and she will like it more?"

Hearing this, Wang's servant twitched his old face involuntarily. It's too easy to guess what Empress Wu likes, everyone in Daming Palace knows it!

That is money!

But he can't suggest the saint to give the queen money ==

This is really a good question...

Comrade Lao Wang thought for a while, and suddenly leaned over to His Majesty Li Xiaojiu and whispered a few words in his ear.

Hearing this, Li Zhi couldn't help showing a smile, but no matter how you look at it, it looks a little wretched...

When it was time to go to bed at night, Xiao Wu received a beautifully packaged box.

"What is this?" Wu Xu was a little puzzled.

"Didn't you say that the saint's birth festival should be given as a gift to lovers?" His Majesty Li Xiaojiu approached with a smile, and said, "Open it and have a look, see if you like it..."

Wu Xu opened the box as she said, and saw a dazzling bead chain. Each bead on the chain was the size of a longan, shining brightly under the light...

As expected, Wu Xu's eyes turned into a '$' shape again, and she grabbed it impatiently, only to find that the chain didn't look like something worn around her neck, but rather a belt...

However, what is this bag for?

"These are the Dongzhu gold-thread obscene trousers that the Japanese envoys paid tribute to..." His Majesty Li Xiaojiu said as he plucked the empress's lady's phoenix skirt with lightning speed...

"I'll serve my lady to put it on..."

What the hell!

Listening to the name of this thing, you know that the purpose of this thing is not very pure ==

I don't want to wear it! ! !

The author has something to say: Today is the winter solstice, I wish you all a happy holiday~