Absolutely retarded option

Fire Fist and I were locked in a dark room with only a bed of less than ten square meters, but I wasn't worried at all about what Ace would do to me, on the contrary, he was worried about what I would do to him.I stared at Ace's beautiful chest muscles and quietly swallowed, like a sanctimonious hypocrite.

Anyway, Ruhua didn't succeed in borrowing seeds in the end.

Oops, now I can actually say the word lent without changing my face and without any shame. Where's my integrity?Gone with the wind with youth in the vast sea?

Before I went to sea, I lost the two most important things about being a woman...no, being a human being.

Huo Fist was leaning against the wall, not daring to look at me.

Time passed by every minute, and the embarrassment...can you continue to be embarrassed?

"Ahem!" A greasy old man coughed from the other side of the wall.

My mother exploded all at once, and I listened to the corner!

Walls have ears!

Why are you so shameless as the grandfather of the most powerful One Piece in the navy!

It's a bit shameful.

Fire Fist Ace didn't expect that his respected grandpa would do something like listening to the corner, and now his expression is: bulging (前盘哉), and then he glanced at me quietly.

Very shy.

Very shy.

You are a shy bastard!

Could it be that you really want to exchange chromosomes with me?

At this moment, many famous sayings and aphorisms appeared in my mind, such as "If a country lives and dies for the benefit of the country, it is better to avoid it because of misfortune and good fortune", "Three thousand crows will be killed in the world, and I will sleep with you until dawn", "Spring night is bitter, short day is high From then on, the king will not go to court early", "not taking the initiative, not refusing, not being responsible", etc.

My hips moved involuntarily as I sat on the vile pink lace bed.

Wake up!

I slapped myself twice!

You are a family woman!

And there are two babies who are not twins!

But I'm already divorced!No family property... Isn't there a blood diamond weighing several catties?

And the children also expressed their support for my search for the second village.

How can I repair it? I am clearly still a girl in the third grade of junior high school. What kind of drama is there in "There is a 41-year-old divorced widowed woman with children in ** city who wants to find love"!

"you……"

"I……"

Ace and I looked at each other and immediately looked away.

It was like an innocent boy entering a love hotel or apartment for the first time.

I'm fine, but isn't Fire Fist being so innocent as a pirate?Didn't the brothers on the white beard ship take you to which pier or tavern? Do you know the beautiful sister?

Captain Jack and Captain Barbossa are both masters of love—

I'm thinking hard about smashing the wall of the big prison at the bottom of the sea, and no matter how deadly the sea water is to Ace, the ability user who has locked the sea tower stone, assuming that I can also be digitalized in the mentally handicapped mode of the absolute option. The sea water doesn't need to breathe, I hit all the capable users in the big prison like this, whether it's a jailer or a prisoner, they will all be taken over by me.But these are of little importance.

The only critical thing is how do I knock a hole out of the iron-walled underwater prison.

It is said that Jin Shizi broke two legs before he escaped from prison. In fact, it was him who killed himself.

I patted the wall, it was slippery.

There is also a fishy smell.

I'm so crazy!Could it be ***

It's really **** what to do, it's disgusting!

I rubbed my liquid-stained hands on the quilt in disgust, but... even the quilt was covered with the same liquid!

What the hell, can't these jailers clean up the jellyfish?

Everyone knows that jellyfish will turn into a slime-like liquid after death, right?

I know a ghost!

I rubbed my hands like crazy!

I absolutely can't believe this is the dead body of a goddamn jellyfish!

Even if it's a corpse, don't I touch the corpse?If you can't find some equipment magic weapon, why do you want to touch it... Eh?I seem to have found something, what is it?

Huh?

My face contorted when I saw what I was touching.

Ace: That's a devil fruit!Definitely a devil fruit, right? !

"Did the fruit appear after the death of the last capable user?" Ace said solemnly.I took a closer look at the fruit, "It's a jellyfish fruit from the animal department."

Don't be serious anytime, anywhere.

Ace believed it without thinking too much. I found the animal "jellyfish fruit" from the jellyfish corpse. Will it turn into a heather jellyfish after eating it?

Does he really believe that there is no curse of sea water after eating the fruit?

"Aren't you going to eat?"

eat?

Who wants to eat this kind of thing?

"Ace won't eat?"

"Me? I've already eaten one, burnt fruit."

"Huh?" I tilted my head like a mentally handicapped ignorant of everything on the sea and asked cutely.

"A person can only eat one devil fruit, and if he eats two, it will explode."

"However, it may be a lie made up by people who eat two to become stronger. After all, devil fruits are so rare, there should be no one to test the effect of eating two, right? And maybe eating the same type of fruit will explode. It won’t happen if it’s from a different department.”

Whenever this time, I feel that my IQ is extremely high.

Ace was also confused.

Really, I didn't mean to trick him into eating a devil fruit to kill him at all.

As a scientist, you must always have an experimental spirit.

As for me not being a scientist... In fact, as long as there is a scientific spirit, everyone is a scientist.

Mortal heroes, mortal scientists, one and the same.

Like the one who made the Ark reactor in the basement.and that who.

The sense of accomplishment is the same as helping the old lady to cross the road without being blackmailed, believe me!

The walls of the submarine prison are much stronger than the dungeons of the county government in my hometown. Can I break through it when I lose my ability to read?

But I dare not try it lightly. If it really breaks, will I die in love with Ace?

A dilemma.

"I'm sorry, Grandpa and the others have caused you trouble."

Ace obviously didn't intend to do anything, which made the two elderly people next door with their ears against the wall... old beasts.

"Ace!" X2

"shut up!"

"You two hurry up and send him back. How can you do such a thing as a navy!"

"Don't worry." I held down Ace's hand, shifted my center of gravity down, and used the Bajiquan stunt Tieshanjiao. When I hit it, I injured seven of them, and all seven were injured.

Rumbling--

A hole was broken in the submarine prison in an instant!

A vortex is formed!

The strong suction sucked me and Ace out instantly!

My dewy affair with Ace is over after a saltwater bath.

I just returned to the home I had been away for a long time, a warm little house, a hardworking mother and a hardworking father.

I gulped down the tea my father poured for me.

"Put it down! I made it with Lushan Epimedium... bone-strengthening wine!"

In fact, Epimedium Lushan is just an unexpected word that appeared during the dewy marriage...It is God's will.

I spit out a mouthful of water, "Dad!"

"Tell you not to eat whatever you see, it's dangerous." Dad scolded me and said.

"I heard you got into trouble again at school?" Dad sat beside me. "I'm about to enter a higher school, have you decided which school to go to?"

"I didn't think about it." I said with a headache, it would be better to find a school with a casual school spirit if I have an absolute choice.

Dad said: "You were clamoring to go to the same school as Ah Cheng, why don't you go to Hope Peak Academy?"

Hope Peak Academy, the high school attended by my childhood sweetheart Makoto Ito.

A school where only the elite of the elite in various fields are admitted. Will an ordinary girl like me be admitted?

I shook my head a little unsurely.

Dad didn't say anything.

I don’t know if I saved the world or not, but I still have to wear my school uniform to go to school the next day. On the way, I met Akashi and the others again. They always go to school together.

They didn't have any shelter from the south and I didn't have any shelter from the north, so they couldn't hide at all.

The group of seven who saw me stopped in their tracks one after another, all looking complicated.

Akashi Seijuro is icy polite and contemptuous.

Qingfeng is troublesome.

Murasakihara looked at the little bug.

Midorima looked "unlucky".

Huang Se ignored it.

Momoi was in a dilemma.

Hei Zizhe also stayed away from him.

At this time, I suddenly felt sad.

At this time, my best friend Xue Tudie, who was always standing behind me, endured the strong murderous aura and the oppressive feeling of height, and took the initiative to hold my hand, "What are you doing here, let's go quickly."

At this moment, I feel redemption.

Happiness like Happysugarlife.

Unfortunately, my hair color is wrong.

You still have to have pink hair to be rich.

I held Chio Mitani's hand and bounced into Teiko Academy.

At the door of the class, there was a 1.9-meter-tall goalkeeper staring at me maliciously.

"How dare you come to school, Dao Leyan."

He said to me in a very familiar tone, what are you doing, as if the two of us are of the same breed.

Chio: "Haisaki-san..."

"You're here too, little boy." Haizaki said bluntly.

Haizaki and I can be said to be sworn enemies.

Because he is the second in the five blacks, and I am the first, and this number one throne was snatched from his head not long ago.

This guy just got kicked out by the basketball team, and he's in a bad mood right now.

But what does that have to do with me.

Is it because I am the only person in Diguang who can fight with him for an hour without losing the wind?

"It's amazing that you can chat with Haizaki without hindrance."

What chat, how can I chat with Haizaki?

It was obviously a quarrel.

Oops.

I remembered the dream of watching the sunset with the elderly Haizaki, holding the dog and carrying the vegetable basket, and walking along the riverside with cursing words——

How like an old married couple pattern!

"Qianxu, I had a dream."

Mitani Sho Chio was eating a bento, "What dream?"

I said seriously: "I dreamed of the sixty-seventy-year-old Shogo Haizaki."

Chio made a sound of "Woo--".

"You said that the old man Haizaki and I watched the sunset together, led the dog, carried the vegetable basket and walked along the river, cursing at each other—is there any other explanation for the dream, such as turning enemies into friends and becoming lifelong best friends?"

Sangushang Qianxu vomited at me.

And suddenly a hand came up behind me, a dark cloud covered the top!

Haizaki was holding a plate of food from the cafeteria and looking at me with a dazed expression, very complicated.

He must have misunderstood!

It's just a dream!

"Dao Le Banquet..."

Oops, he actually called me by my name!Isn't it good to call me "Hey", "Hey", "Hey", "Idiot", and "Tsk"?

Could it be that the second stage of turning an enemy into a friend is collusion?

"you--"

I shivered.

Haizaki curled his mouth, "Forget it."

Immediately relieved.

Then he sat down beside me.

Chio Mitani: Should I retreat gracefully?