Absolutely retarded option

Today, the headline news in Kiri Ninja Village has become that so-and-so from Anbe, who was actually praised by the Fourth Mizukage.

It's going to rain red, and who doesn't know that the fourth generation is always the embodiment of strictness, not to mention complimenting others, smiles are fake smiles on weekdays, fake smiles, fake smiles, hidden swords in smiles, and tiger faces...

What can I do?Who made the fourth generation to be a Zhengtai, Zhengtai is the treasure of the world and the treasure of Wunin village, so no matter how the fourth generation treats them, everyone must live with tears in their faces. I only hope that one day, the king will wake up and find out They're good.

The four generations abused me thousands of times, and I treated the adults of the four generations like first love.

It is worth mentioning that, as the most handsome boy in Mizukage Village, many female ninjas couldn't help but regard the fourth generation as the object of their first love when they were young.

But ten years have passed, and each of them has grown into the backbone of Mist Ninja Village, with a height of more than 1.6, but the fourth generation is forgotten by the goddess of time and auxin.

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Today's Wunin Village is still exceptionally peaceful, and no one has betrayed the village.

Yagura wanted to kill, but couldn't find a reason.

Seeing that the fourth generation wandered back and forth in the office for several times, Anbe was so shocked that all the smoke fell out. This pace... must be the devil's pace!I have to warn the people below to be careful, if it makes the fourth generation unhappy, it will be fatal.

"Any news?" Yagura asked very inappropriately.

Anbu was startled, feeling that it might be cold this time, "No."

Yagura frowned, "Didn't you mean in Urenin Village?" Could it be that Kirinin has fallen so low that even Urenin Village can't do it?

Anbe: A few days ago, you praised us for being smart and capable.

As soon as Yagura was upset, Kirinin village would tremble three times, and Anbu bowed his head and pretended to be dead.

After a long while, Yakura let out an unhappy "hum" from his nose, "I'll go there myself."

The village head's going out is a big event comparable to the emperor's private visit. No matter the traitor or the loyal minister, he can be forced to die to prevent the emperor from seeing what the people are like, but it's Yakura's turn...

——The fourth generation is going to travel far away?What a happy event!Must be supported!Enough entanglement?It's not enough to ruin the family, but it has to make the fourth generation feel comfortable spending money. It's best not to think about Mist Ninja Village, stay outside and don't come back.

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Yuren Village Akatsuki Organization Base Headquarters

Necrophilia Nagato heard a gossip that the goddess Konan had a crush on Uchiha Itachi.

This is not trouble.

How old is Uchiha Itachi?

They must be ten years younger!

In the past, he, Xiaonan, and Yahiko were stronger than gold. Even if Xiaonan and Yahiko were together, he would send blessings based on his love for the goddess and hatred for his friend. However, who would have thought that Yahiko would die like this.

Although it is very immoral, Nagato has a plan in mind, and Xiaonan will be his woman sooner or later.

"Jiraiya didn't think so too back then? After Tsunade's boyfriend died, he thought he was the first in line... What did the Korean drama I was following recently say... Jiraiya's failure in love is not fate , but his countless hesitation."

【So, this is why you messed with Akashi? 】

At noon, I was chatting with Absolute Option, and he probably had to go back to work because his money in prostitution and gambling had bottomed out.

"It's been a long time since there was a multiple-choice question, it's uncomfortable." I scratched my head as I spoke.

Absolute option is dead, most likely tired of this large copy of Naruto.

No matter how beautiful a beauty is, having sex repeatedly for ten years every day is like slapping yourself.

There is no more passion.

The absolute option was silent for a while [Are you floating?Freeze your abilities? 】

How many skill slots do I have in total?Also freeze a few!Just tie your hands and feet and let you fight!

I said I was lying down and chatting, but there was no window in the palm-sized cubicle, and no one paid attention to me. I was going to smell bad in just a few days.

"Oh, life is as lonely as snow."

"It's almost over."

Then choose... bah!

You are so cute.

[If you are new to the Akatsuki organization, rounding up is equivalent to having a collection of Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Madara, Orochimaru, Nagato, Didara, Scorpion... and Hidan, forget about six non-mainstream brothers, then, Akatsuki organizes a large-scale borrowing race to start! 】

coming!

My eyes froze, as if a sleeping oriental dragon woke up!

At the same time, the narrow door was pushed open by some force, [the first step draws a note]

There was wind under my feet, and I rushed out with a brisk step.

Akatsuki's organization was in chaos, and everyone was running uncontrollably.

Everyone looked confused, "It must be an illusion! There are enemies invading!"

Obito Uchiha opened his Sharingan and tuned into the eternal kaleidoscope mode, but he still couldn't find the way to break the illusion!

Master!

Could it be Uchiha Itachi?

Apart from Uchiha Madara, the only one with such illusion ability is Uchiha Itachi.

(Kurama Yakumo: Hehe.)

At this time, Uchiha Itachi involuntarily rushed to Konan, who was flying countless papers with his arms outstretched, and stretched out his hand tremblingly—to draw a card!

Sister Xiaonan's Blood Successor Boundary, paper, the paper needed by the headquarters is provided by Xiaonan sister, which saves a lot of money. After all, the technology is not yet developed in this era, and high-grade paper is a special supply.

Uchiha Itachi pulled out a piece of paper, ignored Konan's murderous eyes, and looked at the paper. A line of words appeared on the white paper: Get Uchiha Sasuke's fat times.

Uchiha Itachi, who was so angry, immediately thought that someone was going to kill his brother!

Obito was the second one who was controlled to walk towards Xiaonan and grab a piece of paper from her chest. Why were those people without illusion talents more uncontrolled than him?Why is he still pulled out in the Shenwei space?

What Obito IQ wrote is - get Kakashi's mask.

Although he was controlled by Orochimaru, he still smiled. As the oldest uncle in the organization, he must maintain his temperament at all times. If he casually took a piece of paper from Xiaonan, Orochimaru's golden eyeballs would not turn, because What is written on it is - toad that I got from Jiraiya.

Did he read it wrong or wrote it wrong, the toad from Jiraiya, alive, the toad from Miaowa Mountain?

Didara thought it was quite interesting, so he casually took a note, "Senior Scorpion's heart? Well, does it really have a heart? Aren't there puppets below the head? Can't it be replaced by Kakuzu's heart?"

Jiaodu's five hearts jumped in unison, the bad premonition multiplied five times, and the note he pulled out read: Spit out your heart and see.

Could it be that the enemy of the illusion is the woman he abandoned before?Has he ever abandoned such a powerful woman?

An astonishing scene appeared, Jiaodu opened his mouth uncontrollably and spit out the first heart, the second, the third... even the colleagues inside the organization were shocked.

Five notes flew out of Xiaonan's body, and they were pasted on the five hearts one by one.

Deidara squatted down excitedly and looked at it: "Let's see, this is the greed of plucking wild goose, this is the jealousy of the first Naruto, the fame and fortune of the title of the first Naruto God, this is the loss to The dissatisfaction of the first Hokage, this is the desire to live longer than the first Hokage...Why are they all the first Hokage?"

Kakuzu's obsession with Senjujuma may be second only to Uchiha Madara, but his looks and strength are not good, and he just didn't even become a male supporting role.

Obito uncontrollably connected the passage to Konoha Village.

At this time, the Sand Ninja Village delegation is paying a friendly visit to Konoha Village!

A visit mingled with jealousy.

The sand ninjas looked at the prosperous Konoha Village with envy and hatred, and then thought of their special dissatisfaction with the wind and sand in their old nest.

Humans are afraid of comparison.

If you compare, you will suffer from insomnia.Gritting my teeth, I still can't cry.

The leader of the Sand Ninja Village delegation is Grandma Chiyo. Don’t expect a village to have several leaders. The village head, village secretary, and accountant can play the momentum of the Three Kingdoms.

Mother-in-law Chiyo came here for the loan from Konoha Village to Sand Ninja. There is no way, Sand Ninja is poor.But a few days ago when Konoha and Sand Shinobi collided when taking over the mission, both of them suffered casualties, so the loan was shelved.Seeing that the economic pressure is increasing, Chiyo has no choice but to make a trip, apologizing cheekily and borrowing money.

Everyone knows about borrowing money. Borrowing money without cash and without deposits are two different things.

Chiyo's old face like an orange peel twitched, "This one, Sarutobi, look..."

Before the words were finished, the sky cracked.

A group of mysterious people in different clothes descended.

Full of momentum, a posture to destroy Konoha.

"This is an enemy attack!"

The big guys from the Akatsuki organization looked fierce, but their actions were out of their control. Orochimaru felt that it was a bit like the soul reincarnated from the dirty soil was controlled by the caster. His eyes could not help but pass through Didara's shoulder and fell on the mysterious girl. body.

The news spread early that itachi Uchiha brought back to the headquarters the fiancée of the Fourth Mizukage Yakura.

The Third Hokage immediately found the disciple Orochimaru and the rebellious Ninja Uchiha Itachi in the crowd!These two people are actually wearing the same clothes!

Orochimaru: "Hehehe."

I couldn't help rubbing my hands, a little excited.

It's a pity that the purpose of Orochimaru's visit this time is Jiraiya, but according to his information, Jiraiya has already left Konoha for many years and hasn't returned. I don't know where he is. He came to the wrong place, and the mastermind behind the scenes was also negligent. ah.

But Obito didn't have this trouble, Kakashi was also mixed in Konoha's team as a member who received Sand Ninja, and the two of them were like locked heroes, and Obito rushed towards Kakashi quickly.

Kakashi was dumbfounded, he didn't have any routine talk before the war, so let's explain who you are anyway.As soon as this masked man came up, he pressed him down and hit him, and he always wanted to touch his face!

Kakashi dodged left and right, trying to widen the distance and use ninjutsu, but Obito didn't give him a chance at all!

I snatched~ ran away from you!

Kakashi walked quickly around the pillar. This man was the strangest enemy he had ever encountered in his ninja career. He came up and greeted him without saying a word, and even scratched his neck!

Kakashi was startled and angry and felt ridiculous, "What are you doing?" There is no ninja training!He was so angry that he grabbed the mask man's mask and tore it off——

Obito didn't expect Kakashi to have such a miraculous move. He had never heard of fighting Anbu with force against the mask. Obito made an empirical mistake.

The circle mask fell to the ground with a thud, and Kakashi's Sharingan became hot, and a bloodstain flowed out before it evolved into a kaleidoscope.

I couldn't help but cry out.

It's so touching!