Absolutely retarded option

For me, falling in love was a hopeless wait, just like when I looked at Akashi but couldn't see his fat color through the obstruction of his clothes.This has to be said to be a kind of sadness. When a person falls into a long and hopeless wait, she will become a pervert.It may also be a perverted relative stalker, moron, exhibitionist.

After going through unimaginable hardships for normal people, I, Dao Leyan, who still insists on the No.1 narrative beauty, ushered in the dawn of a new life.After secretly communicating with the third-party system, the absolute love option, I successfully got rid of the absolute mental retardation option. If the situation allows, I will invite everyone on the earth to have a cup of coffee.

However, Absolute Option’s death counterattack caused chaos in the Absolute Love Option system. After throwing me into a world, it disappeared, or fell into a deep sleep.It has been ten days so far. I am struggling to survive in the virgin forest wearing a luxurious imperial robe. Although the skills are turned off, my monster physique and the two-meter eight-meter sword are still there. I am like a happy bird in the forest. Jumping happily, I also met a girl in a red cloak who looked like a doll but had a lot of freckles on her face. I was shocked because she looked Caucasian but spoke Japanese.

The little girl is called Cinderella. She went into the forest to pick mushrooms to see her sick grandmother, "Do you have a nickname called Little Red Riding Hood?"

"I don't know what Little Red Riding Hood is." Cinderella said and found a large piece of mushrooms under a tree not far away, "Great! There are so many mushrooms, you can make grandma her favorite mushroom rabbit broth Already!"

No... that piece of mushroom is so colorful that it doesn't seem edible at all. When I thought about it, I suddenly realized, "Cinderella, what's wrong with your grandma?"

"The doctor said that grandma had Alzheimer's, she didn't know anyone and was going crazy all day long, so she was locked up in the madhouse." Cinderella said innocently.

Sure enough, it was because of poisonous mushrooms... "Then what, is your grandma treating you well?"

"Grandma is the best to me. She gives me a bowl of water every day and lets my uncles sleep with me~"

I walked over to pick a mushroom with a particularly bright color, "Grandma likes to eat the most beautiful mushrooms, sister will pick mushrooms for grandma with you, okay?"

"Thank you sister!"

Cinderella and I picked a basket of colorful and beautiful mushrooms, and Cinderella smiled at me with satisfaction, "Is my sister lost?"

"Can I take my sister out with me?"

"OK."

With Cinderella leading the way, a human-traveled mountain path soon appeared in front of me. The forest here is really beautiful. There are also elk, sika deer, and big-horned deer. If you look at it from time to time, it looks like a fairy tale world.

"What will you do after seeing grandma?"

"Go to the Baltic Sea with me to watch my brothers kill dolphins and bathe in dolphin blood for the coming-of-age ceremony."

"What nationality are you from?"

"It's the Vikings!"

It turned out that I went to the territory of the Vikings in Vikings.

But when I heard that goblins attacked the nearby villages, I was not sure. This year is really weird. It's either slimes or goblins. Goblins are very cute for a while, and they become popular for a while. A green low-level monster that only appears in the game.

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Goblins are evil, without exception, only goblins that do not appear in front of humans are good goblins, and goblins that appear in front of humans will die without exception, teach this belief to me It is the adventurer 'Goblin Slayer' that I met in childhood.

That was when I was ten years old. My hometown, Aizahel, was destroyed by goblins. There were at least [-] goblins all over the mountains and plains.I was not in the village, and the village had disappeared when I went back.

A man in full armor drew a sword from a green demon, and that was my first encounter with Goblin Slayer.

The first thing he said to me was, "Sorry."

Sorry for being late.

"These monsters are..."

"Goblin."

"What are you going to do? Are there any relatives?"

"died……"

"Ah."

"What are you going to do?"

"I……"

Vic thought as he sharpened his dagger.

"Brother Vic!" Cinderella's voice came from the yard, and Vic quickly put down the knife and pulled the corner of his mouth trying to smile, "Cinderella..." The voice stopped abruptly.

Cinderella pulled me to introduce, "This is my brother Vic!"

It was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy who opened the door, but he was already a mature warrior in this place.

Vic looked at the strange woman with vigilance, such bright red hair... Red hair is in their culture, people with such hair have no soul, and will suck other people's souls, Vic pulls his sister and hides behind him, "What's your business?"

"Brother Vik, Dole has helped me pick mushrooms. Let's deliver delicious mushroom soup to grandma later."

"Okay, let's go later."

"Sister Daole, goodbye."

What an odd sibling.

I thought I could find a place to rest.

The people in the village were afraid of seeing me and immediately hid in the house. Everyone is like this. What are you doing? Are you discriminating against outsiders?I know there must be a deep-seated reason, but since there is a village, there must be a town. After observing the rut marks on the only road outside the village, I sighed and twisted my ankle, so I could only run.

Naturally, I ran faster than the horse, and finally caught up with the carriage in front of me at noon, "I want to ask you something, the nearest town is..."

"Monster!!" The coachman shouted that he didn't want the carriage, and ran away rolling and crawling.

My greeting hand is stiff, who is called a monster!

I was so scared that I thought I was showing the prototype. I touched the buttocks to see if there was a long tail, "Who is so timid."

I still don't understand why they are afraid of me?

Since I don’t need the car, it’s better for me. About an hour later, I finally saw the city gate. Many people lined up at the gate of the city. When they saw me, they showed expressions of fear, but they did not escape because of the large number of people. The soldiers were not much better, and tremblingly held their spears and said, "You, who are you?"

"passer."

The soldier looked at the dangerous long knife in the woman's hand, "Are you an adventurer?"

Adventurers, this setting appears in many fantasy works.

"I am a hunter."

Hunter, you deceive ghosts like this!The soldier was at war with heaven and man in his mind, whether he should question him conscientiously or pretend he didn't see it and let him go, no matter how you look at it, this beautiful woman is a powerful fighter.

"You go in."

I didn't move. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing for me to go in if you let me in?

The horse-faced guard had a headache, "You should go in!"

The crowd at the back started to commotion, the guard couldn't help pulling me and trying to push me into the city, you're so ugly that you have the nerve to touch me?

Do you think I suddenly lost my mind because I don't want to go to the city?

No.

I'm waiting for a big shot to appear, usually there is this setting, isn't it?

It's a pity that I was blocked at the gate of the city for half an hour and no big person came over. The guards were so frightened by my murderous aura that they turned into noodles.

Could it be that the absolute love option sent me outside the strategy area? I haven't watched any anime with a Nordic background.

Otherwise, it is Europe, the original fantasy world, here must be the original fantasy world, the more famous one is the "different world" series, some high school has become the lord of the different world, the magic of the different world is too backward, the engineer ran to the different world , the different world from scratch, the different world of waste wood and nits, the dungeon in the different world, the founding of the country in the different world, the different world of the uncle, what are the slave owners in the different world, the medicine king in the different world, etc. There are too many, comparable to the xx world, x god, x emperor, etc. in the fantasy army... How much do Japanese people like different worlds?

Confused, I came to a different world without any guidance, for now.

I haven't seen any familiar Two-dimensional settings yet.

Finally, I feel a little bit of a time traveler... But as a Chinese time traveler, a Japanese high school student, and an American homeless man, I can't mess with two of them, am I a bit arrogant?

"Welcome to the border city of Oviedo! This is the most famous city of adventure in the Republic of Pelukira!"

Is this a game or something?

As soon as I entered the main city, I saw a large number of people with names floating above their heads.

There are at least a few hundred players here.

"coming!!!"

Suddenly, a player wearing a leather armor with a 'Single Draw King lv35' floating on his head pointed at me and shouted. Following his shout, more players surrounded me and quickly surrounded me. airtight.

Everyone tried to touch the air about half a meter around me, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like they were touching an NPC to get a quest.

But I can't see anything.

A female player wearing a mage robe (exposed) frowned and said: "This NPC is very strange. I am already level 55 and can't view her data panel." In many games, if the level gap between the player and the NPC is too large, it is impossible to view the NPC data.

"Eluska Syndora." I said looking at the name above the female player's head.

There was a sudden silence around.

"...NPC called my name!!"

"You heard me right, she did call you by your name!"

"What! Is this a program!"

Can't I call her name?When entering the city, those NPCs with no names and levels on their heads can communicate with me normally.

"Eluska Syndora, Daughter of the Wind and the Storm." I called out her signature by the way, "Mage who lives in the northern kingdom of Mengtan, why did you come to Ovivido?"

Eluska picked up the corner of the mage's robe and said the battle line of the mage camp, "For the glory of Asgard!"

Well, the belief is indeed the Norse gods, so this game is based on Norse mythology.

"Let me try it!" A male player said excitedly, he looks like a gamer, I am not interested in players who are not very good-looking.

"Go away! Miscellaneous!" I kicked him out of the encirclement and smashed him into the wall.

There was another silence, "You can't fight in the city, let alone an NPC attacking the player. What the hell is this NPC! Why can't I see the mission?"

"This quest can only be seen by players above level 50!"

"so tall!"

The female player Ericson Syndora who first touched me is very integrated into the character. As the highest level player, she can see part of my information and tasks. Of course, this is my guess.

"Great Conqueror Dole, may God bless us with glory."

What annoys you bastards who eat every bit of glory.

"I am willing to give everything for you, please state your request."

I was the one to say it?

I thought about it, decided to test the game GM, and said loudly: "Destroy Asgard!"

Asgard, the holy land in the game, this map has not been opened yet, but it is said that the infinite map that took hundreds of millions to make is the base camp of a group of players from the light camp, and the opposite world is Heim Netherworld.

But there is an NPC who said in a city of 20+ that he wanted to destroy Asgard. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a sand sculpture, but the NPC is set by the official, and it is not the April Fool's Day official who can set up such a mentally retarded plot to trick players?

With my current force value, as long as I don't touch the world of Dragon Ball Super, I can fight.

So I intend to rule this place by force.

Hey, after being a boss for a long time, I can't bear to be an ordinary person.

I entered the city lord's mansion like chopping melons and vegetables. The city lord is a level 50 NPC, who is very generous in giving experience points. His daughter is captured by the pig-headed man on the nearby mountain once a day. Every time the player breaks through the stronghold, he can see it The pig-headed leader is pressing on the city lord's daughter... Damn, I couldn't help but roar when I saw the mission panel of the city lord NPC!At the same time, I doubt the rating of this game.

I have some doubts that this game belongs to the sword 〇 domain, but the sword 〇 domain has been locked by the traversing bureau. Why are light novels and anime so popular.

It's just a puppet, a big backed head, and a pervert who make the difference between the street and the gods.

The city lord was beaten to death by me, without any players present, the city lord was extraordinarily lively and looked like a living person, "Why did you hit me?"

"I have my eyes on your position as the city lord." I looked at the city lord suspiciously. The NPC in the player's eyes seemed to be different from the NPC I saw. "From now on, the city lord will be me."

"Bold! I am the city lord of Her Majesty the Queen!"

Queen?How dare someone pretend to be a queen in front of me, Dao Leyan?

As a promising NPC, I certainly can't let the queen ride on my neck, "Prepare paper and pen, I want to denounce the queen's disrespectful behavior, and let her abdicate."

The city lord fainted, and I didn't write a letter, because the official documents they exchanged were not in Japanese.

That night, there was a commotion in the city lord's mansion. That's right, the city lord's daughter who was taken away by the pig-headed man every day was taken away again. A group of more than a dozen pig-headed men climbed up from the sewer in the dark. The pig-faced man was extremely disgusting. , They grabbed the woman of the city lord who was wearing a white skirt with bare shoulders, and covered her mouth with their big furry hands by her calf.

This game developer deserves to die!

Without further ado, I rushed over and after the knife was lighted, the pig-headed man was left with wreckage on the ground. The daughter of the city lord stood trembling in a pool of blood and her eyes were dazed. I walked over and hugged her gently, "It's okay... Lena. "

Lena, who was about 16 years old, stared blankly at the dead pig man and whispered in my ear, "Is this world... real?"

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The holographic real-scene gods and demons game [Twilight of the Gods] has attracted hundreds of millions of players around the world since it was launched for one year, but the difficulty of the game also challenges the nerves of the players. The No. The full level of 69 is still far away from the sky.

What kind of rubbish game is so difficult to upgrade, thinking that there are so many plots like another new world, the characters are beautiful and intoxicating, and the picture is real and without falsehood... Can you increase the difficulty of all tasks without the player's desire to upgrade? ?

With all due respect, this kind of garbage game should die.

Although he is short in real life, the joke in the game is just a little more rounded, and the vaguely visible beauty has also expanded from the gap to a slightly larger gap. Optimized by 20.00%!"

It’s not an overall optimization of 20.00%, but a local optimization. For example, if a player’s nose bridge is flat in reality, he can have a taller nose bridge in the game, a sunken chest can be flattened, and a short golden chest can be increased... also That's it.

Mi Ji added this 20.00% optimization to his figure, so that he lost 20.00% on the overall basis. Don't underestimate 20.00%. If a girl who weighs more than 100 catties loses [-] catties, it will not affect health and fitness. She is afraid that she will wake up with a smile even if she is dreaming.

Mi Ji is leading the killing of fish in the eastern water city of Vinian. The daily task is to kill 10 strange fish that eat people in the lake. This fish is as big as a second-story building. On the surface of the lake, you have to disassemble it yourself and take out the pearls in the belly of the fish that the NPC wants... and the pearls are not necessarily there. Money can only buy it, which is very inconvenient.

Ridiculous,

Not bad for money.

Although it is number one in the whole server, krypton gold... is also number one in the whole server.

A nun player, well deserved.

Mi Ji spent another whole day in the game today, and just as he took off his helmet, he found his voodoo doll-like brother standing silently in front of him, with his bent face almost stuck to the helmet, black hair covering him. Covering most of the face, at first glance it looks like a female ghost that is abundant in the castle.

"Funny."

"Big Brother! Why are you here?" Mi Ji, who was suppressed by his powerful elder brother in all directions, knows the secrets of beating the enemy to survive in the castle, and is very respectful to Yier fans.

But for my younger brother... the one who slandered Xia Meishang was talking about him.

"Miji, are you playing games again?"

"I'm researching! The game industry is very developed recently. Any game can earn tens of billions of rings. For example, the [Ragnarok] I played can earn at least several trillion rings a year!" Miji was inspired to survive. The elder brother was very dissatisfied with his addiction to games (krypton gold) and told him several times to let him moderate (no krypton) but yesterday he just promised to do well and today he was arrested. Miji is low Nodding his head and talking about the data quickly, he didn't see the rapid change in the eyes of Yi Ermi when he heard the trillions, as if... Qi Ya has become a brother control.

Immediately, fans of Yier were aroused by the game that cost money, and asked Mi Ji how to play. He leveled up. We all know that money can be made in the game. Rare and ultra-rare equipment, preferably legendary equipment that can be used at any level, and cool beast mounts can be sold for money!Also very expensive!

Mi Ji also showed his own experience pointing to the "Eye of Gorgon" dropped by dungeons at level 60 in the equipment bar. The early stage artifact is estimated to be worth at least 100 billion rings. Brother, if I take you with me for a month, you can brush up to level 30 and open the Frost Giant dungeon."

Il fans are very satisfied to follow Miji to level up. Miji is much more prestigious in the game than when he is training at home. When the knife is swept down, a small forest of monsters is cut open one after another, and the experience value is rising rapidly. Miji It is the level [-] "Whispering Forest" with Ilmi, the land of the tree goblins, but the tree goblin lady who has been thinking about it has not appeared so far.

After brushing up to level 5, Yier fans said that the reason for the download is that the [-]-year-old Qiya still needs him to watch the training in person.

Sometimes that little bastard, Killua, comes in handy too.

He had already quit the game because he was tired after playing for a few hours with his elder brother. Before turning off the computer, Mi Ji looked at the forum as usual. Sent a.

But today's forum is a bit unusual.

[Twilight of the Gods] There are no partitions, and the whole server is connected. Miji, the number one in the whole server, is really unmixed. The title of the post that is now the number one is very attractive. Asgard, what do you think about the conquest of Wang Daole? '