Absolutely retarded option

Skylark and his nephew Skylark Kyoya also walked into the city gate one after the other. The two sisters and nephews entered the game as a team, and then met Peng Gelie and his party in the main city.

"I didn't expect Hibari-senpai to play online games..." - this was the first time Sawada Tsunayoshi was killed in the game.

"Don't neglect your defense just because you're not really dead, it might become a habit in reality." Li Baoen said pointedly.

"ciao, skylark."

"Yeah." Although covered in blood, Lark's school uniform jacket was still firmly draped over his shoulders.

Others have changed into in-game costumes due to their occupations, but Senior Skylark still wears the uniform of Bingsheng Middle School... The impression of how much this person loves the school has been refreshed once again.

"In other words, Ovievedo's lord conquering Wang Daole is the one who openly broke away from the Kingdom of Pelukira and launched a revolution to overthrow the Queen." Li Baoen jumped on top of Sawada Tsunayoshi's head, and his big black eyes looked into the distance. The silhouette, "What an amazing person, I'd love to get to know him."

"That's just an NPC, what do you know or not?" Sawada Tsunayoshi complained.

"Idiot!" Li Baoen jumped on top of his head and hit Sawada Tsunayoshi on the head with his kick.

"Ah! Why hit me!"

"NPCs have such great ambition, you should study hard, idiot." Li Baoen suddenly felt a trace of murderous aura as he spoke, he hurriedly dodged sideways, and a tack-shaped weapon hit the back of his hat The back of a player's head, the scene is tragic, let alone talk about it.

The tall and straight beauty in black stared at Li Baoen with a ghostly look.

Sawada Tsunayoshi exclaimed, "Ahhh! It's haunted!"

"Shut up stupid gang, it's not a ghost, it's a human."

Li Baoen rarely looked seriously at Yiermi, this person's anger was the strongest and most dangerous he had ever seen.

There was a feeling that he wouldn't mind killing anyone.

"alert."

The rest of Pengelie reacted and each took up their weapons.

"Why did you do it to me?"

The surrounding players noticed the situation and dispersed, leaving only the two opposing parties in the middle.

"The fat man you killed just now is my younger brother."

Beat the enemy family?But that child is not fat, just a little baby fat. Does your family have such high requirements for body fat percentage?

"Ilmi Beat the Enemy." Li Baoen looked at the name above his head and said, "Do you want to avenge your brother? Let my disciple replace me."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "..." He is the only disciple of Li Baoen present, brother Dino is not here!This person is very difficult to mess with at first glance, are you serious? Li Baoen.

"Pay attention to Gang, this person is stronger than Xanxus in terms of overall strength, you have to be careful."

Compared with Xanxus, the momentum is so terrifying, is he still human?

Sawada Tsunayoshi was kicked a few steps by Ribaun, and he landed on Hibari Kyoya's shoulder. Hibari Kyoya was very interested in Il fans. Although his tired arms had no strength, he was full of fighting spirit. Ribao En didn't expect that the stupid gang could really get anything good from the fans of Yier, "Gang, if you are a man, just hold on for 30 seconds. Skylark also wants to fight him."

Does that mean he can only survive 30 seconds under this guy?So what's the point of him coming out, it's better to let Senior Skylark come up from the beginning.

In the game, apart from the official guilds, camps, and alliances, players can also establish families and guilds. There is more.These titles will not be displayed on the top of the head. After all, the space is limited, and the name level plus the most important faction is enough. Of course, the faction to which it belongs will be displayed first during the war to avoid friendly fire.The pitfall of this game is that you cannot be immune to the attacks of friendly forces and teammates during team battles. That is to say, if you accidentally miss your shot, your teammates will suffer the same damage as Warcraft.

This is very real, and occupations such as undercover, spy, and infernal affairs have been derived.

Sawada Tsunayoshi made a defensive posture——

The Ilmi in front of him disappeared, the speed was too fast——

Ilmi circled behind Tsunayoshi Sawada——

Il fans gouged out Tsunayoshi Sawada's heart!

Still red, bleeding, beating!

Jidai Hayato's eyes were about to burst: "Judaimu!" ​​He rushed towards Yiermi.

Then, he was also seconded.

Two moves kill two people in seconds, and they are not weak players. Although Ah Gang looks weak, he has gone through rigorous training and Balian's test, which is far from the same.With Li Baoen's eyesight, he could see that this man's skill had nothing to do with his game level or skills.

In the real world, he is definitely a fearsome super killer. Could it be that he is old and can no longer hold the position of the world's number one killer?

Sawada Tsunayoshi woke up in the living room after being killed in battle. He took off his helmet and hugged his knees and shivered. It was so real. He held his chest, and his mother looked at him suspiciously with a water glass, "What's the matter, Gang, you seem to be cold look."

"Mom, I seem to see my own heart..." Although it was only for a short moment, he didn't know if it was a hallucination.

It's just that the way his heart was beating in that man's hand was really terrifying.

"Judaime!" Kikuji then took off his helmet and threw himself in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi, "Are you okay?" He even touched the position of his heart.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was taken aback, and the reaction of Gokuji... Could it be that what he saw was true?

"Judaimu, your heart was dug out by that bastard and scared me to death." Fortunately, it was a game, if in reality he would have to die in place.

Sawada Tsunayoshi hugged himself tightly with lingering fear, it was terrible how could there be such terrible people in the world.

Prison Temple Hayato said: "Such a master is definitely not an unknown person in the dark world, why the family has never collected information about him. No, I have to contact the family quickly..."

Sawada Tsunaji pulled him back, "Let's talk about it after Li Baoen comes back."

In the game, Yi Ermi kills two generals in a row with ease, as if he can kill the enemy general Lu Bu in one round.

But only Takeshi Yamamoto and Ryohei Sasakawa remained in Peng Gelie's camp. These two hot-blooded teenagers looked at Yiermi with anger in their eyes.

Needless to say, the relationship between the two parties has slipped to [bad], and the hatred has increased greatly.

Hibari Kyoumi is eager to try, but he consumes too much to fight Warcraft, and now he may be seconds, but Hibari still went up.

Aunt Yunquezi hammered her chest muscles and said, "Gongmi, come on!"

Hibari Kyoya was not caught in the second, he avoided the first move of the Il fan, which is already very good.

Il fans also discovered that Hibari Kyouya's aptitude is very good, much better than Mi Ji, and maybe he can match him.

It's just that his family's training system is too poor, which has delayed him until now in vain.

If he had been trained to beat the Hakka enemy since he was 3 years old, he would definitely be on par with him now.

Thinking about it, Yier fans became interested in attracting.

Although this young man's eyes are long and narrow phoenix eyes, somewhat resembling Hisoka, but on the whole he looks like a child of their family, and he can be adopted as the family's adopted son... Ilmi thought about it, and saved a little sympathy, avoiding Lark Throw a few nails lightly when attacking.

And such a gentle attitude, in the eyes of Hibari Kyoya, is playing tricks on him. Hibari's anger is soaring. Because of his aunt, he chose the profession of berserker. Berserker has its own body strengthening function, and weak chickens can become strong , Just look at his aunt's appearance.After the aunt strengthened her muscles, she used 20% of her own self-strengthening to strengthen her muscles, so she looked like that.And Skylark's muscles have also been strengthened, but he belongs to the type of clothes that look thin, and he is already very thin, so he can't tell.And the Berserker profession has innate skills, the simplest and easiest to awaken [Brazed], once triggered, the blood energy and attack power will increase significantly, and the anti-strike ability and blood skin will increase.Another example is the more advanced [Fury] and the advanced [Fury].

Hibari Kyouya's eyes were red.

Suddenly awakened to fury, Skylark is also a very angry young man.

The speed and strength doubled in an instant, and the damage was temporarily offset.

But it's nothing to Il fans, just a little troublesome.

At this time, Mi Ji also logged into the game again. As soon as he came over, he saw his elder brother fighting with a handsome young man. When he asked the players who were watching the battle, Mi Ji couldn't help but burst into tears. "Elder brother... actually cares about him so much!"Also help him avenge!Such a good elder brother, Qi Ya, doesn't obey his orders, he is really hypocritical to be spoiled!

Habit is like killing a child, as Qi Ya's elder brother, he naturally wants to help the gentle elder brother treat Qi Ya strictly, eh!

And Li Baoen also inquired about the news of Yier fans from other players. It turned out that he had already taken refuge in the city lord to conquer Wang Daole, and Li Baoen became more interested in Daole.

He stopped while hitting Il fans, and said, "I want to talk to you."

Hibari Kyouya wiped off his sweat, "What are you talking about?"

"About your future," Yier Fan frowned and said as a matter of course, "Your foundation is too poor, I don't know who trained you, if I were to train you from a young age, at least I would be able to fight against me , instead of being helpless, if you agree, you can come to the Dadi Hakka family for training, and I will teach you personally. In exchange, you will become the adopted son of the Dadi Hakka family, and I will draw the commissions earned in the next ten years Ninety percent. You are already 15 years old, and if you continue to delay, your future achievements will be very limited..."

The outstanding batch of Hibari Kyoya was criticized for the first time and was completely bruised!Great talent, but totally wasted!

He said it as if he was a fool who wasted his life!

Hibari Kyouya was very angry.

He felt insulted!

There is a saying that a scholar can be killed but not humiliated, not to mention that he is so proud..."..."

Yi Ermi slashed Yunque's neck with a knife, and the force was so precise that Yunque fainted.

The money-loving Yi Ermi looked at the fainted boy full of entanglements, as long as he had the surname of a beating enemy, he would treat him equally even if he was not his own child.He Yier fans valued family and relatives, and one prerequisite must be to beat the enemy's family.

Yi Ermi hugged Hibari Kyouya, this scene was very eye-catching, and little stars appeared in Hibari's aunt's eyes, and she didn't intend to stop it.

So handsome, this man!

Skylark knew that this was the feeling of being in love.

Ilmi took Hibari back to the City Lord's Mansion, and after setting up Hibari Kyouya, he went to meet the City Lord. After the City Lord put him in the dungeon, with the intelligence of an NPC, he probably didn't remember him...

Hei Changzhi's ex-husband, who despised my IQ, went back to the room with a boy in his arms, and came to the door without any shame. Do we think we are a wealthy couple who play their own way... We seem to be a wealthy couple.

But we got married because of love... no, baby.

My face is ugly, I was married to Yiermi Fengzi, do I really have feelings for him?

In other words, am I a woman who can express feelings?

As much as I hate to admit it, I really am not.

I'm a scumbag who doesn't admit it when he puts on his pants.

A scumbag like me should stop harming honest people. It is the right way to find a scumbag like me to hurt each other. Thinking about it, I thought of my ordinary friend Mai Kuriya.Ah Mai and his scum are really scum, although seeing one loves and the other does not take the initiative, is not responsible and does not refuse to step on two boats, eat what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot...but he is really a good boy!

It's better to play with Ah Mai.

I was looking forward to a widowed marriage.

Maybe it's because of my growing age that my views on marriage and love have become more mature, and the bottom line has been reduced to a principled scumbag. As for other conditions, isn't a male god the basic condition that needs to be mentioned?

I have matured from a perfect male god to a scumbag male god.

In fact, I just want a sexually transformed self, why is it so difficult?

"Master Daole." Yi Ermi said respectfully. "I left the water prison privately to contribute to the Warcraft siege."

Why, do you think you have the power to control the situation of the battle like me.

I arrogantly crossed my legs and said, "In a battlefield of tens of thousands of people, the value of personal force is insignificant. Don't show off individual heroism, which will make mistakes." I seemed to be possessed by a collectivist instructor, teaching IL fans road.

Oh.

It's the first time that Il fans don't want to kill someone because of money.

What a shame, this woman.

I used my own worldview and said: "If you put such hot footwashing water in the slave society, you will definitely be skinned and put your head on the railing to show the public, but after all, the times are different, I will not treat you like this, but the death penalty You can't escape the crime of living, the water prison is just to teach you a lesson..."

Ilmi listened with the killing intent.

He had to endure for the assets of the City Lord's Mansion and the future income.

"...The water prison is just to teach you a lesson. Since you have escaped, I will not pursue it. As a punishment for disobeying my order, you will send the boy you brought back from the battlefield to my bed... Your What eyes!" I put down my teacup heavily, and some black tea splashed out.

From the perspective of Il fans [Ovivido Santo-Conquer King Daole-Level? ? ? - Released the designated task to the player Il fans: Serve the bedroom.Accept/Reject]

Of course the reject button is still dimmed.

Can this hidden game setting pass the review?

And is it him or Hibari Kyouya who is going to bed?

The atmosphere in the City Lord's Mansion suddenly became slack after releasing this task. Even the clothes of the guards and maids were visibly reduced. The maids' skirts could barely cover their buttocks, and the guards suddenly only wore a pair of shorts.

A picture of the filming scene of PERUQRAYAN·Love·History.

I chose the latter involuntarily between the starring role and the director!

The maids took the helpless Ilmi to take a bath, and then rolled up Ilmi with a sackcloth with an emotionless face, and two guards with beautiful chest muscles carried him to the garden covered with blankets .

The City Lord's Mansion gave up the beautiful harp BGM.

I wore a long white dress and sighed, the ex-husband and wife played so excitingly.

Yiermi was put on the blanket without any resistance. I thought it was a classic shot of Cleopatra. Yiermi rolled out of the sackcloth and rolled to my feet. However, Yiermi’s spring rolls were suddenly empty. It seems to be forced to go offline.

The guard expressed his negligence and immediately brought the newcomer over.

It's Hibari Kyoya.

He woke up and glared at me, as if my city lord's mansion was some kind of den.

I am very wronged.

It's the game's fault, not mine.

But Skylark is still a child What can I do to a child?

But Yunque's shy and angry appearance with peach blossoms at the end of his eyes is different in the eyes of others.

The Vongolas who came to save people stared dumbfounded at the spring rolls tasted by Kyoya Hibari.

The new generation of Vongola is still a child, but Li Baoen is not.

Although it looks like a baby.

I checked the skill bar to see if there was anything that could expel the curse. As a 900-level powerhouse, my skill bar could turn over hundreds of pages, so I had to use keywords to search for [curse].

[Devil Queen's Contempt] Ignores any skills and can invalidate any skills.

One look at you, your bonus is gone.

Although the curse is a negative bonus, it is also a bonus, right?

I used the Demon Queen's Contempt to eliminate all additional effects of the opponent.

A black beam of light was sent out from my fingertips faster than the speed of light, and Li Baoen couldn't dodge it in time, so he was hit.

Even Li Baoen was recruited, wouldn't they want to be wiped out?The remaining two clam spirits trembled.

The white light enveloped Li Baoen's small two-headed body, and the light suddenly elongated, and there was a tall human figure in it.

The clams didn't know that Liboun was cursed. When they saw the adult version of Liboun, they naturally thought that he had been cursed, "Hurry up and turn Liboun back!"

"How can he stand the pain of suddenly growing up!" It's like an innocent boy who came to the future and found a friend who pushed his sister...Life is unbearable!

As for me, I was puzzled by the fact that Riboun's suit was also getting bigger, but I could understand when I thought that his clothes seemed to be made out of lizards.

What an amazing animal.

Slow!

Leon is a lizard, or an Italian lizard, so is it possible that it is a magical animal?

Although Fantastic Beasts seem to be a product of the magic world, and the magic world is more picky and exists in old countries such as Britain, France, and Germany, it seems that Italy has been forgotten... But don't forget, Italy is the territory of vampires!Maybe it is because Italy is the base camp of vampires that it is difficult to gain a foothold in the magic world, and there is no shadow of magic unions and magical animals.

"Skylark!" Sasakawa Ryohei rushed over to rescue Skylark without fear of death, but the densely packed linen spring rolls that can only be unwrapped with special techniques stood in front of him, and he couldn't open it even after sweating a few times, "Damn it !!"

Li Baoen looked down at his fingers, his five fingers were bent-stretched, and he suddenly changed back to his original self, a bit uncomfortable, although it can only be used in the game, but it is also very good.

[Li Baoen favorability +1]

Such a stingy favorability score!

Hey, in recent days, NPC functions have been gradually activated and become more and more abundant.

There is always a feeling that something is wrong.

"Damn it! Let the skylark go and turn Li Baoen back!" Sasakawa Ryohei was furious, as if he wanted to hit me.

Can you see that I am a beautiful young lady, why did I do it.

"Liao Ping...Li Baoen seems to have returned to his original state, not because he was cursed."

"Uh-huh?"

"Is that so? It's a good thing to say so, but Skylark... Hilark was also wrapped up out of good intentions?"

Takeshi Yamamoto, who was talking, looked at Skylark. Skylark should be awake, but his eyes are closed, presumably it means that seeing is pure.

"Cough." It's better to pretend not to care.

However, the NPCs in this game are really powerful, they can take the initiative to catch players.

Now Takeshi Yamamoto doesn't know much about the world of game nerds.

NPC Doraku is a god-like existence.

Li Baoen flexed his wrist, "How did you do it." After he finished speaking, he felt a little stupid, and asked the NPC what he could ask, "But I still want to thank you for everything, let the skylark go first. Alright."

"No, he's already mine." If you tell me to let me go, I'll let you go. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me.What's more, a little brother like Kyoya Hibari can eat it after raising it for a year or two.

At this time, the two clams who had logged in to the game again rushed over. Seeing the tragedy of Skylark, Gang felt that it was better to go online slowly.

"Li Baoen?!!" Peng Gelie's super intuition made him immediately recognize Gao Fushuai as the baby teacher.

"Gang, I thought you didn't dare go online anymore."

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, how is that possible." Tsunayoshi Sawada scratched his head to hide his guilt.

Li Baoen hooked the brim of his hat, "I think it's better for you to let Lark go."

"I don't think so. After entering my Pansi Cave, no one can get out unscathed. Now I have changed my mind. If you want this young man to leave, you must stay."

"Me?" Li Baoen said with great interest.

"It's over, she's taken a fancy to Li Baoen again! What's the matter with this woman!"

"It's a scumbag at all, Judaime, stay away from her."

Li Baoen nodded in praise and said, "Your vision is very good."

Li Baoen actually praised me, and I was honored to be praised by such an excellent old man, and then the two of us had a weird business bragging.

"Your name is Li Baoen? Don't say that you have the highest comprehensive index among the men I've ever met. I can't help but feel weak."

"You are also the most powerful woman I have ever seen. The knife just now almost made me fall in love with you. Are you interested in joining Pengo Lie?"

"You are..."

"You are so outstanding..."

"It's my luck to meet a woman like you..."

"Why didn't I meet a man like you earlier..."

The two of us are more and more happy to brag about each other, especially since I have completely forgotten the existence of Hibari Kyouya. I don’t care if this kind of teenager with a fierce face and a sweet mouth is given to me for nothing. Compared with Li Baoen It's the difference between watermelon and sesame.

I'm not a fool, it's clear which one to choose.

The Pengeles were stunned to see me holding Libaun's hand and sitting on the luxurious sofa chair, drinking black tea and eating snacks, smiling extravagantly.

It was hard for the innocent boy to imagine that this was actually a woman.

Prison Temple thought that Biyangqi was far behind.

Li Baoen and I walked arm in arm into the cabin deep in the garden. After all, this game is a legal game that can pass the trial. Many players have tried that underwear cannot be taken off when there are opposite sexes around.

But I exist to rebel.

The immaculate white wooden house stood tall in the rose garden. I pushed Li Baoen onto the white tiger skin blanket. Li Baoen didn't expect me to be so unrestrained, but as a well-informed Italian man, he was still stunned for a while. I squinted and enjoyed it.

But that's it, I'm afraid I have to turn into a baby again when I return to the real world, I have to hurry up and enjoy it, but it's really not fun to scratch my boots, and this broken game stipulates that you are not allowed to take off your underwear if you die——

I tore off all of Libun's clothes. The white shirt and trousers were rolled into an off-white dress. Underwear and socks were hung on the fireplace and chairs.

Ribaun widened his eyes.

Years after becoming a baby, he experienced the ups and downs again.

After the Vengley boys rescued the skylark, they were almost beaten again by the embarrassing skylark. Naturally, the skylark was wrapped in the sackcloth without any cover. If it wasn't for A Gang's strong intuition, he would have excused himself to walk away after the ground was almost cleared. Was angered.

"Is Boun all right?" He was a little worried.

"Let's go take a look, Judaime."

The teenagers walked to the rose garden and vaguely saw the cabin hidden in it.

Ah Gang rubbed his eyes: "...Why does it feel like the house is shaking?"

As the oldest senior present, Hibari Kyouya let out an extremely contemptuous "hehe".

Shameless woman.

"Judaime, it's really shaking!" said Hayato Gokudera in surprise.

Sasakawa Ryohei looked around inexplicably.

Takeshi Yamamoto coughed dryly. Are these guys really Japanese middle school boys? Why are they less knowledgeable than elementary school students?

He leaned towards Lark without leaving a trace.

Skylark glanced at him sideways and turned his head away.

After all, they are still 14 or 5-year-old teenagers. No matter how long the reflex arc is, they can understand what happened inside, and they all blush.

Li Baoen must have been forced by that woman.

This is a game!You can't even take off your clothes!

Why did Li Baoen become like this once he returned to normal? Could it be that all adults are like this?

And actually with NPC!

Conquering Wang Daole is indeed very beautiful.

A few minutes passed, Hibari Kyoya quit the game first, Takeshi Yamamoto smiled and said that he went down first and disappeared, followed by Sasakawa Ryohei, a passionate and muscular innocent boy like him was hit the hardest, and Hayato Gakudera The well-informed snorted and focused on Judaimu's will, Gang scratched his hair at a loss, "Juji, why don't we go too."

"Listen to the purpose of ten generations."

After all the Clam Boys left, the little white house that was about to fall apart persisted all afternoon before calming down.

During the period, Yiermi came once and left with a complicated expression.

On the contrary, the cook gave her several glances.

The next day, Ovievedo's players knew that their new city lord, Daole, had a wife.

Still a handsome guy in a million.

It must have been snatched!

It wasn't until the morning of the third day that the servant saw the city lord coming out of the cabin in a charming manner, with a face full of spring.

After she came out for a long time, no one came out with her. The servant thought for a moment—did he play her to death?He was so scared that he quickly found the housekeeper.

Prime Minister Gui didn't want to take care of it, even if he had reached the retirement age, he might as well go back to the countryside to spend his old age peacefully.

A courageous manservant volunteered to investigate, but only opened the door, and saw a naked man with a blanket covering his key parts staring out the window in a daze with his chin propped up.

No matter how you look at it, it seems to be empty, and you can't stand up.

Prime Minister Gui thought for a while and asked the cook to stew soft-shelled turtle soup and send it over, so he had to mend it.

Three days, just thinking about it makes me scared.

Li Baoen, who received the love soup, reluctantly climbed down from the tatami, and for the first time had a strong lack of confidence in his physique.

The soft-shelled turtle soup is steaming hot. After taking a sip, every cell seems to be active. "Oh, it's so delicious."

After several years of being plain, he suddenly returned to his original state...Suddenly, Li Baoen's expression froze. He was like this in the game world. Will there be any changes in his body in reality?

The corner of Li Baoen's mouth twitched and he put down the soup bowl, wanting to quit the game, but...can't? ! !

[World News: Due to an unknown error, players cannot exit the game from now on, and death in the game will also become death in the real world, players please be careful. 】

All players stranded in the game world were taken as hostages.

Casual games suddenly turned into survival games.

I looked at the suddenly gloomy sky, clutched my kidneys and asked, "Is the main god/paradise/ruler finally no longer hiding behind the scenes?"

[That, I'm so sorry, was my fault. ]

A soft female voice appeared next to my ear, this voice is... the absolute love option!

"You showed up!"

[yes]

"Why does it sound so weak?"

"Unfortunately, I failed. The absolute mental retardation option is too strong. I was almost swallowed by him, and my vitality was greatly injured." The absolute love option turned into a phantom, which looked very weak.

My expression changed drastically. If she lost, wouldn't it mean that the absolutely mentally handicapped option won?what should I do?Will he forgive me for betraying me, definitely not, he will definitely come up with more options to torture me!

It's over this time!

"Don't worry, although I lost, the absolutely mentally handicapped option didn't win either. I recorded a video of him humiliating me and handed it over to **, and now he is being quarantined for review."

Oh huh, actually playing dirty!But what exactly is it?The main god is still a paradise, the two words are definitely not a movie theater.

"What's wrong with players not being able to log out?"

"It's like this. This game was formed when I was fighting with the absolute mentally retarded option. It was very hasty. Many abilities are shared by the two of us. After the absolute mentally retarded option was caught, I couldn't support it on my own. There was a problem, so I had to close the login channel For a while, the player's mental body is locked inside. It's useless to take off the helmet."

"Death is really dead!" Absolute Love Option blinked.

You don't have to use such a lively tone to be fine.

"...um... How about I call you Lianjiang from now on?"

"That's what the fuck you were trying to say?"

"what?"

"Oh, I like the name Lianjiang very much."

"During the time I was away, you performed very well. You have absorbed 80 points of Yang Qi?!! So many? Is that man dead?"

"No, he's still alive." I lit a cigarette, but the Yang Qi point was a piece of wool, which reminded me of "How to Turn a Male Supporting Man into a Mummy".

Will the love system be positive?

I have become more wary of this self-proclaimed love system, Lian Jiang.