Absolutely retarded option

I went back to Yokohama, a city where love and hate are intertwined. I walked in the rainy sky with an umbrella that looked like an oil-paper umbrella but was not actually an oil-paper umbrella. The sky was gloomy, as if it was about to happen The look of war.

The climate on the seaside is really three kinds a day.

I decided to eat a seafood revenge and go to the sea.

Just when I walked into a seafood restaurant, a strange young man stopped me and said hesitantly, "Dole... is Daole's sister?"

"No, she should have no relatives."

I recognized it, this guy is Osamu Dazai.

One of the young people in Yokohama.

When I left, I was still an eight-year-old boy, but now I have turned into a beautiful woman, no wonder he couldn't recognize me.

I don't intend to meet Dazai Osamu.

Actually, we don't know each other well.

Osamu Dazai looked at me for a moment with eyes that seemed enthusiastic but indifferent, "I seem to have misidentified the person."

There are many people in the seafood shop, and there is only one vacant seat left.The waiter saw us coming in together and took us to the only vacant seat.

"Two, please order."

Osamu Dazai and I stared at each other. During the meal, he always wanted to show a sense of humor, but when I thought that the reason behind it was to move me to die in love together, I couldn't laugh.

"Miss, phone number and name?"

I shook my head and wiped my mouth gracefully, even though I was gnawing aggressively just now.

choose

I looked at Yao Mozi in the final chapter of Absolute Choice without changing my face.

【①I don't like that you are too thin. ②I don't like you too imaginary. ③You are a good young man, but I don't like that py is too loose. 】

Hey hey hey, is it really okay for a young girl like me to choose 3?

I chose 3 as if I didn't see the first two options.

I sighed melancholy and said, "You're a good boy, but py is too loose for my liking."

I observed Dazai Osamu's expression with great interest, and saw a look of astonishment appearing on his white and thin face very quickly, as if some important secret had been discovered, I was suddenly surprised, could it be that he really——

Who is the murderer!

I suddenly became very interested in Osamu Dazai, and no one could stop me from giving him his phone number.

"Call me!" I wrote the phone number on the napkin and left a lip print.

The rain outside the seafood restaurant has stopped, and the air is as fresh as if sprayed with mint freshener. I belatedly remembered, can I go back to the dating agency I opened in this state? Osamu Dazai has left Hong Kong for a long time line for at least the past three years.The absolute option reassures me that when I am away, the head office will assign a reincarnated power leveling agent.

reincarnation.

I am ashamed, I have been in the industry for many years, but I still don't know who I am working for.The main god, ruler, and slaves of Paradise can all be called reincarnations.

"By the way, Brother Jue, what is the name of our company?"

"You do not know?"

"No one told me."

Which one is it? I am the master.

"Our company is called Absolute Group."

Me: "..." I've never heard of such a pheasant company. In comparison, it is similar to Amoy b, Jingd, pduoduo and trading b.

I said calmly, "Then how about our company's market share." Take Taob accounted for more than half.

The absolute option is like a chicken being strangled by the neck, not moving.

Looks like it's not even 10%.

My heart is going cold, it's fine if I'm bound to the mentally handicapped system, but it's still a no-name system!

No wonder there is a batch of after-sales garbage. I have been bullied by Absolute Option for so many years. No matter how I search, I can’t find a link to complain!It turned out to be a small company with an imperfect system.

"Dole," Absolute Option said seriously, "Don't think that Absolute Group is a small company in development, and it is not the main god space that dominates the Space Reincarnation Paradise... Although it is small! But it has all the internal organs! Abandoned unnecessary functions, a That's a lot."

The absolute option was full of hype, "Tell me honestly, is your face pinched! It's not the original one!"

I still remember Absolute Option's stunning beauty. As the saying goes, a face is born from the heart, it is impossible for such a despicable, shameless, dirty and filthy thing as Absolute Option to have such a face.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Of course my face is original!"

It sounded so guilty, and I had an idea, "Could it be that Ah Zhi doesn't know that your face is straight!"

I'm so excited, I definitely choose this to be a fraudulent marriage!Thinking of a chat with Ah Zhi, she worried that the child was not beautiful at all, it was very ordinary, and the absolute choice was to say that the child had not opened the balabala. The truth is so shocking!

However, it's not because of my conscience that I'm complaining about Ah Zhi, she's not a good thing either!I'm so excited that I have grasped the weakness of the absolute option!This means that for the first time in the century-long fierce battle with absolute options, I stand on the commanding heights!Now the absolute option is not allowed to rub against me!The thought of forcing him into a corner and wantonly ravaging him, watching him kneel down and beg for mercy while covering his hands, made me tremble!It's even better than putting Brother Qi Mu Akashi on the eight-meter bed!

The absolute option said quietly: "You don't want to blackmail me with this matter, do you?"

Calm down, Dao Leyan, don't be happy too early, many villains are funny because they are happy too early.

Resisting the urge to pinch my waist and laugh out loud, I said angrily, "How is that possible? How could I treat you badly? You and I have been dependent on each other for so many years. Although you are not benevolent, I cannot be unrighteous."

"You still have a problem with me."

The absolute option is not forgiving.

This guy never knows what shame is, and he dares to be so arrogant when he has the handle in my hands.

"Hehe, Brother Jue, I only call you Brother Jue for your sake, don't push your nose in the face!" I sneered, "You have taken good care of me for so many years—" This is two times.

Absolute Option jumped off my shoulder in the form of a black and white bear, and floated face to face with me in the air, "Dorakuyan, you finally showed your fox tail, have you been thinking about how to make trouble?"

"How dare Dad, it's just a dangerous idea."

By this time, he still didn't admit to being cowardly, did he think that I would be deceived by your bluff!

Absolute Option squinted coldly: "You already know that Ah Zhi's face is the original one?"

what!

Is it...

My face suddenly turned a hundred, thinking that Ah Zhi's extremely beautiful face does not seem to be formed naturally at all, could it be that she also made it by pinching her face!It's over, I said that Leyan fought wild geese all day long, but today I suffered from Waterloo!It's over!

Absolute Option smiled at me with sharp teeth.

At this moment, for the second time, the scarlet palette appeared before my eyes.

[Hehe, let’s choose, ①Become Conan’s elementary school classmate ②Become Maruko’s elementary school classmate ③Become Conan’s and Maruko’s classmate]

My day, day, day, day!

Why do you torture me for a hundred years and you want to torture me for compulsory education that is longer than a hundred years!

The author of Chibi Maruko has passed away, and this manga is not finished. Is it possible that it will not come out after I go there? 3 What the hell is it!Do you want me to wait for Maruko to happily spend three years in junior high school after graduation, and then go to elementary school as long as Conan?

Are you trying to kill me!

Absolutely can't choose, only look at the penalty option.

But the absolute option gives me three death options that cannot be avoided, and the punishment option must be disgusting and unbearable...

[Punishment for abandoning the election: Get Akashi's true love before graduating from high school. 】

"……………………"

Out!It's actually a true love option, true love!

But Akashi, who is Akashi?I do not recognize.

"My dear brother Jue, can you spare my dog's life?"

The absolute option ruthlessly rejected, "It doesn't work, even if you kneel down to me, it won't work, let me tell you, this time we are endless, which one to choose will be decided within ten seconds!"

I usually have at least 5 minutes to change it all at once for 30 seconds. Brother, you don’t love me anymore.

I chose not to vote.

A pink love heart drilled out from the blood-red panel, "This is a collector of favorability points. If it is full, it means that Akashi is in love with you."

Can't it be simpler? For example, replace it with Akashi Seishomi.

I searched casually, and it turned out that Luoshan University actually exists!

I looked at Yokohama with nostalgia and took a taxi to Luoshan High School.

My mood is melancholy, and the absolute option actually forces me to meet a man I have long forgotten.

The driver looked at me in the rearview mirror and said, "Little girl, what happened to you? Your mouth is almost behind your ears?"

"Eh? Did I laugh? I'm sad without me."

"Hey hey hey hey."