Absolutely retarded option

Kangmazi brand, my favorite knife, my little cutie.

"Didn't your brother who is [-] meters tall become Fusangshen?"

In an instant, I saw that Kang Mazi's eyes were full of tears.As if I were the scumbag who mentioned his cousin to his wife on their wedding night.

"How did you become Fu Sangshen?"

"After the lord lost his memory, I also lost my memory. The lord wanted to forge the knife. I felt very, very sad, so I became the lord's knife. As for why it became a one-shot, it was the master's deep heart. eager."

"Eager? You mean I'm eager for a strike?"

"Yes."

Talk nonsense.

I refuse to say that I like Yiqi Yizhen, a man who is clean, thin, has a clear, stable voice and cares about his family.

But the first thing to consider now is how to place the Kangmazi brand... Eh--it would be strange if the name of the kitchen knife is not strange but pleasant.

"What are you going to do? Can you turn into a knife?"

Kang Mazi said tremblingly, "Master, I don't want to be put in a small box to spend time in the dark."

"I didn't say I'm going to put you in a box. What do you think of the shelf?"

"Owner……"

"Then do you have a way to prevent other humans or monsters from seeing you?"

"My lord, I am still a newborn Fusangshen, and my demon power is very weak."

"I see... [-] meters really doesn't change form..."

"Owner!"

"ok, ok, I got it."

周末

"Takatsuki Sansan!" my editor-in-charge, Yunshang Duo, stepped on ten-centimeter high-heeled shoes, hurriedly came to press the manuscript, "It was agreed that the deadline was three months ago, but why didn't you have any more text? The publishing house has waited in full force for half a year. Fortunately, the editor-in-chief said that he wanted to maintain a sense of mystery and did not promote it prematurely. There was news on the Internet that you were going to release a new book, and none of us admitted it. But, but you can’t really treat writing a new book as a rumor!"

"Aren't I sick?"

One on the cloud: "Then how do you explain the light novels you serialized are still in the heat of the day!"

"Isn't there a manuscript?"

Yunshang Yiduo's heart skipped a beat. Seeing that the ghost teacher meant to pretend to be a fool, she screamed, "You can't do this!"

I raised my chest like an old Lai who owed more than a dozen online loans and refused to pay back, "Have we signed the contract yet?"

"You said that you are not an outsider and you don't need to sign a contract."

"That's not an outsider, you didn't give me the advance payment either."

"Takatsuki Sansan, why did you turn bad?"

It's all the three-inch bastard, which spoiled me.

"I'm going to lose my job if I don't get your manuscript!"

"It's not a big deal. Being an editor has no future anyway. Some time ago, I heard that the new young lady in your editorial department couldn't stand the high-intensity work and resigned to become a custom girl? Isn't that good? People spend their lives only for themselves And live..." I saw a weeping expression on the cloud and closed my mouth. "Oh, I really don't have any inspiration recently, can you see if there are any newcomers in our publishing house that we can cultivate?"

"Now that the publishing industry is in such a bad place, how can ordinary newcomers survive the year-end main promotion sales? You can pity me, a hard-working little editor."

"Okay, okay, but I really don't have inspiration lately."

"You didn't mean to write a trilogy. The first is your famous work "The Hanged MacGuffin" and the second is "The Egg of the Black Goat", which made you the king of best-selling novels. You said the third The Ministry has already planned to write "The Dismembered Galileo"! Have you forgotten?"

Galileo did something wrong to be dismembered.

Was I so cruel back then?

"Miss Yunshang, drink tea." Kang Mazi came over with tea, and Yunshang gave a big jump. Such a beautiful man actually brought her tea and water? ?

What's wrong with the world?

"Gao Gui San San, this is—"

"My follower, don't worry."

Yiduo on Yunshang was about to cry, ordinary women like them couldn't even see them on weekdays, and they couldn't see super-perfect handsome guys on TV.

People are more than people want to make people explode in place.

"Kang..., go to my desk and look for a dismembered Galileo."

"Yes."

Is this handsome guy's name Kang?Kang Jun!

Kang Mazi came back, "Your original manuscript."

So I have already written it?When was it written?It must be the absolute option.

Speaking of the absolute option, I haven't seen him for a while, is it updating again?

"Jue? Jue are you there? Black Jue? Bai Jue? Jue Jue?" Well, not here.Looks like it's been updated.

I opened "The Dismembered Galileo" and read a few pages. Damn, I wrote it so beautifully.

Yunshang Yiduo hugged the manuscript and wept with joy, "Takatsuki Sansan, since you finished writing, why are you teasing me? Are you happy?"

I gestured to withdraw the manuscript.

"See you three-san. I'm going to go back and make a copy so that I can review it with the editor. Don't forget to send me an electronic copy."

I said to Kang Mazi: "I will call you from now on, Kang."

I haven't been back for a long time, and there are many trivial things that need to be dealt with, including grades - I have to start learning from primary school again.

"Dorakuyan, how did Tokugawa Ieyasu die?"

"Toyotomi Hideyoshi died of red-faced herpes."

Japanese history teacher: "..."

"Come to my office after class."

"Dao Leyan, not only have your grades dropped again and again recently, but you also had conflicts with your classmates in the Hero Department, destroying a lot of public property, you—"

"Please don't fire me!" It was pleading with folded hands.

"I didn't mean to fire you."

"Xiongying High School has an exchange student spot and I want to give it to you."

"Eh?"

"Go to PK High School."

Which school would give itself such a ridiculous name as [pig]?

The school uniform is so ugly.

In short, I was still dazed standing at the gate of PK High School.

It was like going to school for the first time in my life.

In fact, I was kicked out of Xiongying.

"Are you a new transfer student? Hahaha, hello, I'm Teruhashi Shinmi. From now on, we'll be classmates. Let's get along well." Ah, I didn't expect this transfer student to be quite beautiful. If the full score is She can score 100 points out of 99, but I can score [-] points.

Mom, this woman is Shui. Although she looks pretty, the added light effect is too obvious. Could it be that her personality is charming?

"Hi, I'm Daoleyan."

"Hello, Doraku."

Zhaoqiao Xinmei squatted down and picked up my necklace. When did it fall?

"Your necklace—isn't the picture in the necklace Saiki-kun?"

Could it be that the transfer student is Qi Mu-kun's fan?Why does such an ordinary person like Qi Mu-jun have fans?

"Saiki? Who is that?" After waking up in the morning, I randomly picked out a necklace, and it turned out that there was a picture of Akashi Seijuro in it. It is said that I had a crush on Akashi Seijuro back then. "Are you mistaken?"

At this moment, a pink-haired boy in an ugly green school uniform of PK Academy passed by me.Shinmi Teruhashi reacted super quickly and stood in front of the pink-haired boy, "Good morning, Saiki-kun." Let's make a fuss today.

"Hello, Teruhashi-san."

Am I reading this wrong, did this weirdo with the pink hair and the lollipop barrette not open his mouth?Ventriloquism?

And his face.

The moment I saw his appearance, the idiot factor grew rapidly in the idiot bag on my lower back.In an instant, the concentration of my idiot cells increased to 10000 units per milliliter.

I couldn't control my face turning red and looking at Qi Mu-jun like a fool.

[Choose ①Because of a certain force majeure, you will fall in love with Saiki Kusuo deeply and become his idiot, and abandon Akashi. Congratulations, you can finally be freed from Akashi's clutches. ②Meet the children. ]

Option [-], what’s the difference from Akashi Seijuro’s idiot to a pirated Akashi Seijuro’s idiot?Isn't it enough to hang on a crooked neck tree for a moment and have to try other crooked neck trees?That's enough.

Children, is it me and Hei Changzhi's child or Sephiroth's child?

And Sephiroth's three children I haven't met yet.

Choose 2.

After I calmly greeted Saiki Kusuo, I was absent-minded all day long.

My classmates at Pk High School thought I was a cold goddess.

Whatever they want.

Finally, when school was over, I bought a three-cent extra-large bento to go home.

Sure enough, the moment I opened the door, my two sons, Gruta and Aranaika, threw themselves into my arms.

The sugar sauce behind me gave me a meaningful smile.

As if I were her friend.

"Mom~"

"Mom~"

Two qualified killers showed me deer-like eyes.

Damn it, do you think I can forget your true colors?

"Mom, Geliu is so hungry."

"Alanaika is hungry too."

I put the takeaway on the table, "go wash up."

"The two of us have been on Meteor Street. Mom hasn't come back, I miss my mother."

"I miss mom too."

"Will mom leave us?"

"The two of us are no longer the ones who beat up the Hakkas, so we can act like a baby with our mother."

The two children showed me lethal smiles.

What a headache.They don't know how long they will stay with me. Fortunately, Karuta doesn't have a particularly strange name, but Aranaika, this child's name means "one hair" in Japanese.

No, it has to be changed.

"If you want to stay here, you must listen to me."

The two children expressed absolute obedience to their mother.

"Geluta, you will be called Dole Goruta from now on, and Aranaika, you will be called Dole Kulodo."

"Good mother."

The two of them obeyed me so much that I couldn't find fault.

"Have you brought any luggage? If you don't have any, go buy it."

So we went to the supermarket, and Coludo and Kurodo showed envious expressions when they saw other children sitting in the carts.

I pointed at the cart, "Go in."

Ge Liuduo whispered to Crowdo, "You go in, and I will kill someone for you for free in the future."

Crowdo: "Three."

"make a deal."

After the two children made an immoral transaction behind the back of their mother who had worked so hard to raise them, Kurodo got into the shopping cart with a strange expression.

At first he couldn't let it go, sitting in it was like being tortured in the torture room of beating the enemy.

In the end, I pushed him to shuttle quickly between the rows of shelves. The child was so excited that he said, "Mom, go over there—"

The angry song left many eyes rolling.

"Come down, I'm going up."

"No, we're done with the deal."

I patted Kurodo's head, "Let Geliu sit a little longer?"

Although very reluctant, Crowdo did not refuse me, "Okay Mom."

After shopping in the supermarket for a long time, it’s okay to be tired, so I asked the two children to change into pajamas and go to bed.Coludo leaned against the door and asked me in a particularly Chiya-like manner, "Did you break up with Abba because you fell in love with Kurolo Roussillo? Otherwise, why did you change Aranaica's name to Kurodo?"

Me: "Nothing."

"Mom, I want to believe you too."

The kid gave me a sad look.

You should be sent to boarding school for re-education.

One month after I transferred to PK Academy, "The Dismembered Galileo" was released, and it sold 10,000+ copies on the first day.

"Takatsuki-sensei!!"

"I see, it's a signing, right?"

The day the signing was held was crowded with people.

I signed a thousand books only after my arm was almost broken, and there are still a steady stream of readers queuing up excitedly holding books, can't they pity me?

"Why is Takatsuki Sansan wearing a mask!"

"We want to see Takatsuki Sanzo's face."

I completely ignore these words.

As soon as I signed the contract, an acquaintance appeared. Isn't he my ex-fiancé?

Could it be that he is also my book fan?

Looking at his impatient expression, it seems that he doesn't know who I am.

I didn't give me a good face when I got the autograph book.

Less than 10 minutes after Hang Hang left with the book, there was a sudden gunshot from the coffee shop on the corner of the first floor of the shopping center where I held the signing.

"Someone got shot!"

It is said that he is still a fan of my book.

As a qualified writer, of course I have to take a look.

Why was the dead wooden hanger shot?

After all, you are also the boss of the [-]th Front Organization. Is it really okay to be shot casually?

The ambulance arrived quickly, but when it arrived at the hospital, all the medical staff in the ambulance passed out, and the injured were missing.The driver had no idea what was going on.

It must be black mist dry.

The dead handle wood hanging is unconscious, and the enemy alliance group has no leader.

Sigang Muhang didn't expect him to be hit by a robber in such a ridiculous way. The damn guy who caught him would have to peel off his skin and body!

Sigangmu Diao thought ferociously.

At this time, he heard the cry of a very annoying little ghost, "Mom! This corgi has such a ferocious expression, like Sanmao!"

Sanmao is the pet that beats the enemy Hakka.

Galudo and Kurodo said that they couldn't live without a dog and asked me to buy a dog.

I looked at Corgi in the cage with distaste, "Short legs, fat butt, how can you look like Sanmao?"

"I'm talking about temperament mothers just buy it."

Sigang Muhang opened his eyes drowsily, and he saw his ex-fiancee, whom he did not admit.Dao Leyan will always be his woman.

What do the two boys next to her call her?

Mother?

The young mother wearing the skin of a high school girl said to the owner of the pet shop, "I want this corgi...Why don't you grab 100 million yen!"

"Ma'am, I am selling purebred dogs. One million is the cost price."

I have never heard of any business that sells at cost price.

"60."

"Ma'am, this is too little..."

"Buy another 40 dog food and toys for you."

"It's not impossible to discuss."

After some bargaining, Colodo and Kurodo left the pet shop with the dog cage.

The wooden hanger dangling in the cage is still on all fours, doubting life.