Absolutely retarded option

For the first time in my life, I experienced the meaning of the fusion of lips and teeth. I was very happy. Just like in many TV dramas, every exchange of saliva needs to be carefully set. No matter the scene, interval time, degree and depth, it is a test for the screenwriter. skill.

If my life is a play, my screenwriter must be an unworldly talent with both beauty, wisdom and talent.

Just seeing that she can write such a frenzied plot, one knows that she has absolutely no integrity.

The kiss ends.

I gradually melted, and the body of a muscular tough guy who had just experienced it for a few seconds became my soft body.

I quickly got up from Hei Changzhi's body, and used the strangling trick of 'making people lose their memory quickly within 5 minutes'. In fact, I smashed my head against the wall vigorously.

I've used this trick countless times and I'm familiar with it, but I haven't used it in the Hunter World. I don't know the physical strength of the masters in the Hunter World, but according to the tradition of beating the enemy and Hakka people who eat, sleep, and beat children, their physical strength should be It's very high, so I unceremoniously used the greatest strength in my life to grab Hei Changzhi's Hei Changzhi and performed the strongest move "common one smash". wide awake.

Sure enough, Hei Chang fainted.

I squatted beside him, looking at his jade-like face and the ginseng fruit-sized bump on his forehead, I rolled my eyes guiltily.

The way he sleeps is really quiet like Kaguya Hime.

The beauty of Qing Ben can do nothing to follow the thief.

Hey, I sighed, according to my experience, people who are stunned by my "can make people lose their memory within 5 minutes" strangulation technique will wake up within 3 minutes, no matter how serious the injury is, but I am in the dark Changzhi stayed by my side for ten or three minutes, so long that Xiaozheng massaged my ten toes, Dahui pinched my calves, Erhuang rubbed my shoulders, and the uncle who served me was almost sleepy, but he still didn't wake up.

Shouldn't he be dead?

I sniffed his breath, he was still breathing.

It was getting late and I couldn't keep guarding him anymore, so I hugged Hei Changzhi and said to the foot-washing maids with a straight face: "I want to take this intruder back to the bed...go to the room and interrogate him, you guys The three keep an eye on the door. If there are blind-eyed thugs who come to intrude, they will be killed directly. If they cannot be killed, you will be killed instead. Then I will have to change to a more powerful foot-washing maid."

Dahui and Huang Xiaozheng swear that they will not let those magical beasts disturb me and Hei Changzhi's life harmony... Pooh!Do the mere three monsters understand what is the great harmony of life?You three virgins.

Hei's long, straight, vigorous body is as light as a feather in my arms.I put him on the only big bed in the house that could accommodate a dozen people, and seeing his face like that, I couldn't help being intoxicated.

I'm sorry, the ancestors of Japan, Amaterasu God Suzhan Mingzun and other gods who can't be named, although they know that the ancestors of the Japanese probably dug a pit and buried Qin Shihuang and left with a lot of treasures and young girls. Xu Fu, but I still have to be like the textbooks, we are the people of the island and have no blood relationship with the descendants of other mythical beasts.Although we are unwilling to excavate the tombs of the emperor's family for archaeology, we are really the descendants of Amaterasu who were born and bred here.

Now, the descendants of God Amaterasu——I, Daoleyan, is going to betray my ancestors. I don’t want to be a human anymore, I want to be a beast.

My fingertips have already touched the buckle of the belt buckle of the black, long, straight and strange-looking green suit, as long as I gently open it, then, then...then!

At this moment, my face became exactly the same as that of Sanji Wensmoke with circle eyebrows married to Charlotte Three Eyes. Fortunately, I don’t have so many nosebleeds to support me to make free turns 1080 degrees , so I just accepted the possibility that the sudden phantom limb affected my calm brain behavior, and put it into practice.

"Click-"

The buckle of the belt was undone, revealing the black long straight abs with delicate skin and explosive strength.

At the same time, Hei Changzhi's big black hole eyes suddenly opened!

Time freezes on my hands caressing his abs!Sitting astride his waist in a philosophical pose with me!

Animals!

I seemed to see countless people looking at me contemptuously with their middle fingers up.

Sorry, I dare not move.

Hei Changzhi... No, it was Yierfan who beat the enemy, he tilted his head at me, so damn cute!

If I were a love brain, I'm afraid I'd think he was proposing to me!

But the most important thing now is how to get rid of this embarrassing scene.

[Choose: ① Hei Chang has forgotten what happened. ②He remembers everything. 】

I chose ① in seconds, and then I watched the big and lifeless eyes on Hei's long, straight and empty face change from murderous to confused, and then to a little gentle.

what happened?Gentle, am I wrong?

Thinking of this, Hei Changzhi suddenly held my hand.

Is he going to break my hand!

My 28 personalities are all confused.

There must be something wrong. I shouldn’t have chosen so quickly. The absolute option took advantage of me when I was in a hurry. It’s not once or twice. Could it be that this time I thought I was invulnerable to all kinds of poisons? Did he calculate it?

I swallowed my saliva and waited for Hei Changzhi to speak, but Hei Changzhi grabbed my hand and pulled me into his arms, his movements were damn gentle!My 280 IQ is useless right now, like a dead fish.

"Aren't you mad at me anymore?"

angry?What are you angry about?Is it because I haven't woken up today.

Hei Changzhi's tone was very lazy, and he inserted his fingers into my long red hair, and printed his lips on my forehead, "In order to make the next generation stronger, training is essential, I promise you , I will go to my mother to pick up the children this weekend."