Absolutely retarded option

Accelerator: "Woman, follow me."

Although he didn't say it directly, he probably meant it.If you want me to go with you, I will go with you. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?

That's what I thought in my heart, and I really wanted to say it, but I'm not sure if I can beat the vector operations of one-way traffic.

[How likely is it that Accelerator and I win a head-on conflict? ]

[How about you try it yourself? 】

I seemed to hear the snicker of Absolute Option, he must have dug a hole and waited for me to jump in, definitely not.

Could it be that my Dao Le Yan Zongheng I encountered an opponent?

No, no, Accelerator's combat power may not be higher than mine, but his ability is too tricky. For example, if we stand in a hole the size of a football in diameter, and we want to get in without expanding the width, the one who can shrink it will definitely win.

Has nothing to do with combat power.

Accelerator became impatient, "Woman, do you want to come with me?"

After speaking, he stretched out his small hand as white as jade to me.

I grabbed it and rubbed it a few times, it was really soft.

Accelerator frowned, what do you mean by scratching and rubbing?But even if he wanted to break the sky, he couldn't think of being molested.

Although he is the strongest LV5 superpower in Academy City, his residence is very simple. I always think he should live in the sci-fi Buckingham Palace.

"I didn't expect your house to be so simple."

But where should I sleep in just one bed?

I looked at Accelerator's bean sprout-like body with disgust. Although Akashi's figure is not very tall, he is definitely quite strong.

I just stayed in Yifang Accelerator's house, and the consequence of being stronger than others is that I actually want to help Yifang Accelerator share the housework?

what are you doing?

Still have to cook.

The reason is that I occasionally show off my cooking skills when I don’t want to order takeaway to buy bento, and then I am blackmailed by Yifang Accelerator.

"Speaking of which, if you killed 1 people, I dare to ask you. Has your conscience been eaten by dogs?"

"What I killed was not a copy of you, but something that looked like you." Accelerator said coldly.

"Those replicas don't have human emotions, so you just kill them as things?" I don't want to discuss principled issues.

Accelerator said coldly: "I am the strongest weapon made by Academy City, not the savior." He asked me to reason with the people in the research institute.

I shut my mouth and got angry.

Accelerator sneered and left.

I'm leaving too.

However, in less than three hours, he came back in despair, with nowhere to go.

But when I came back, my house was smashed.

God horse situation?

I found a cleaner corner in front of me, put down my bento and sat on the mat to eat.

Not long after, Fang Accelerator came back and saw me with a twisted nose, "Why did you smash the house like this?"

He thought I did it?He thought it was me?

"Fang Accelerator didn't expect you to think it was me! Am I this kind of person? A coward who quarrels and smashes things to vent? It's not my things—"

Accelerator closed his mouth with an ugly expression.

Then I saw a loli wearing a bed sheet come in from behind him, "Hello! Ah...you are! Misaka Misaka said in shock."

I was more shocked than Lolita, pointing at Accelerator's nose, grabbed his collar and said, "You scum, you are not enough to have me, yet you brought another one back! Do you like sisters so much?" Accelerator was shaken by me I was about to vomit my soul, "Stop it, you..."

"Is one of them a lolicon? Misaka Misaka said feeling dangerous."

I frightened her: "Oh, he's Lolicon, you see he's looking at my Opie with disgust on his face. Lolicon is sure."

Loli stared at my chest for a few seconds, swaying from side to side as if the database was messed up, the hair on the top of her head twirling wildly, "How could it be possible that a copy of my sister can't have a cup or more , Misaka Misaka said inexplicably."

Accelerator finally tore me away from him, "Aren't you being too presumptuous?"

I grabbed the corner of his clothes: "When you have a new person, forget about the old one. The e-cup is very beautiful, Misaka Misaka said in a self-promotional way."

Me: "But what's going on at home?"

After I finished speaking, I suddenly saw the date on the small receipt exposed by Yifang Accelerator's shopping bag. Why did I go to buy a takeaway and suddenly jumped to a few months later?

Wtf?

"What's wrong with you?" Accelerator kicked the sofa up, but the seat had been scratched, exposing the springs and making it impossible to sit on.

This is not only the home of Accelerator, but also Lao Tzu's palace. Didn't those scumbags find out that this place is protected by their father before they smashed and robbed them?

I patted Accelerator on the shoulder, and it was reflected back as expected, "Don't worry, I'll avenge our family right away." After finishing speaking, I grabbed Lori's dumb hair threateningly, "Remember, you are just borrowing Yes, this white-haired boy-maybe-girl lolicon is my bait."

After I issued a declaration of possession to Accelerator, I went non-stop to find the saboteurs. They shouldn't have gone far, and I can't expect to be complete if I don't pay a few million.

Walking down a street, I saw a skateboard on the ground and took it over. Although I have never played a skateboard before, the control of strength by a master like me has reached the peak. The mere skateboard is a small case. No, I seem to have used skateboarding somewhere. ?It seems to be...a forest.

By the way, it is dead forest parkour!

It was so exciting that day.

[Excited?Then it's good to have a good aftertaste.Choose ①The Mystery of the Legendary Kitchenware ②The Whereabouts of the Blood Diamond]

What an unpretentious two options, straight to the point.

Let's analyze, 1, the legendary kitchen utensils, I haven't seen Miss Abe for a long time, I miss her, maybe I will clean up Shao An this time when I go back to the little head of Juxia downstairs.

2. The blood diamond, the only property I got when I divorced Ilmi, was withheld by Reisi Munakata and never returned to me.

So the question is which world is better to go to.

Generally, in this kind of dilemma, the right to decide depends on beauty.

Speaking of which, do you believe that Ryan, the Seven Star Sword, is two years older than Xiaodangjia?Only 15 years old when he appeared? Xswl.

Choose 2.

After walking out of the residential area, an airship appeared in the sky as soon as he looked up.Silver long straight nest.

In front of me was a ruined, burning Bear Claw Bakery.

What's wrong with bear paw bags!

A short, freckled streetwear guy who had been smashed into the wall climbed out, pointed at me and snarled, "Put my skateboard down!"

What's your skateboard?You say what's yours is yours?

I calmly said, "This is my skateboard."

Hatta Misaki has never seen such a shameless person, he watched her pick up the skateboard from the ground, turned around and said it was his face.

I narrowed my eyes, leaned closer to him and said, "What? Do you have any objections?"

Of course he has opinions, but his natural misophobia made him unable to speak to Ben, and a strange flush quickly appeared on his face.

My personality can make Bang Bang Duck go into estrus, but it doesn't have such a big effect on humans.I tentatively touched his face, and this kid jumped out like a monkey whose butt was bitten, and hung on a washing, cutting and blowing boy in a blue uniform, the kind with his legs wrapped around his waist.

Fushimi Saruhiko just threw out the little friends who fell in love and killed each other, "get off my back."

"Monkey!" Hatta Misaki gritted her teeth, "Don't you know how dangerous that woman is?"

Fushimi Sarubigu's voice was cool, "Oh? Didn't she just want to touch you?"

Hatta Misaki climbed down Fushimi Saruhiko's back, stared at me vigilantly, poked her glasses and said, "That woman has been looking at us? Hey - woman! What are you looking at!"

Without Levi's strength, Levi's temper.

Why do my hands itch when I see a dwarf?Want to jerk off?

But... "You don't know me?"

Fushimi Saru Hiko held the knife: "Are you famous?"

Whoa, they don't know me.

I think it was this little brother who took advantage of my loss of mind ability and the [-]-meter Taidao and handcuffed me in the torture room. He even went through my bag and took away the only relic left by my ex-husband. Such a big crime can be slaughtered. up.

I smirked and stepped forward.

Fushimi Saru Hiko sensed the danger, not to mention Misaki Hatta activated the danger radar of the natural department, "We don't seem to be his match for Monkey."

Fushimi Saru Hiko said solemnly: "I'll delay you for a while to find the room chief."

Hatta Misaki immediately objected, "Why do you want me to go to that bastard who is pretending to be me? I won't go!"

Fushimi Saru Hiko chuckled, "Then just watch me die here."

After speaking, he raised the knife and rushed up.

Hatta Misaki was anxious and angry, stomped her feet on the spot, and shouted: "You have to hold on! No one can beat you except me—"

The glasses boy who rushed up was punched to the ground by me.

I twisted my wrist and grabbed his collar to lift him up. Fushimi Ape was as soft as noodles.Hatta Misaki's eyes were about to burst, and she rushed over waving a small fireball, thinking that Dad's slap could wipe out Ace Baby's Great Flame Ring fan back then, his little fireball... I grabbed Hatta Misaki's neck.

Since Zhou Fangzun in the parallel world is still taking over from me as a gatekeeper on the edge of the Dark Continent, I can treat his subordinates better, so I hold a boy in my hand and jump in the reinforced concrete urban jungle.Until the portable map lights up with a green dot, which means it is safe.

I walked into a place called Obsidian Paradise with two captives in my arms.

Although it looks like an ordinary abandoned amusement park, the park is a source of bottomless darkness.

It turns out that I am not under the lord god or a horse boy of the master, but for the paradise.

Paradise has always hidden a bottomless darkness.It seems to bring people joy, but it is actually one of the sources of darkness. Some underworld branches will be built to look like a paradise, especially the Ferris wheel and carousel, which are the best props for transporting ghosts.

Paradise Lost is the true face of an amusement park.

So, Brother Jue, please be sure to tell Paradise that I, Le Yan, have always been loyal and unwavering in their allegiance to Paradise.

I threw the glasses boy and the dwarf on the ground.

Raise heavy dust.

The glasses guy and the short guy were in a coma, and they were still motionless because of my acupuncture points. I picked up a chair and sat down. The ordinary wooden chair made me feel like I was sitting on the throne of the oldest king, "Hey, you two... ..."

Before I finished speaking, a goose-yellow thing pounced on my face, which smelled like bird droppings.I grabbed the flat feather and lifted its little paw, and the bird pecked me with its tender beak. In an instant, 77 mainstream methods of cooking birds appeared in my mind. Given the limited conditions, the abandoned building was dry everywhere. out of wood, I decided to bake it.

I don't know if you have ever eaten wild roasted sparrows, it is really delicious.

I turned the faucet twice, and there was water.Build a fire, wash the iron plate, and cook a roast bird today.

I casually glanced at the two captives who didn't know when they woke up but couldn't stand up and were staring at me. I raised my chin, "Why do you want to be roasted too?"

Fushimi Sarubiko looked at me in disbelief and shock.

The flame illuminates my prosperous beauty like a demon performing fried bun-sama in hell.

The little yellow bird seemed to have seen its tragic fate and struggled desperately. Not counting the struggle, it even sang a song!

"Green and lush,

Moderate is best,

always the same,

healthy and strong,"

Huh?And Sheng?

It seems to be a place name.

I was about to scald the bird in water to remove its hair with my backhand, and a cylindrical concealed weapon mixed with the sound of breaking wind was pulled out, but the stamina was insufficient. Crooked and cute.

The visual length is 169, and he is at the most delicious age like Akashi back then.

It's false.

Greet him for a meal of Wuli, a famous Kanto dish of Roasted Lamb.

I deftly took out the washed little yellow bird, and took out the shabu-shabu roasting set from the portable space with my backhand. The space is crammed.As for the absolute option, whether to lock the space frantically is not within my consideration.

"Let go of Yundou." Hibari Kyouya said murderously.