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The first guest to step into the izakaya was a man with braids, a Konoha vest, and a Jonin appearance.Behind him was a yellow-haired man who was obviously also a ninja. Both of them were in their early thirties, and they seemed to know A Xing very well.

"A Xing! I want beer! This guy managed to sneak out to drink without telling his wife!" The man with the yellow ponytail shouted, "I must drink enough for Lu Jiu!"

"It's Mr. Haiyi and Mr. Lujiu." A Xing swept away the sluggishness during the day, and put on a kind smile.She put her hands on Mami's shoulders and said, "Go get the wine, don't forget the cabinet."

"Oh!" Nara Shikahisa looked at Mami who was tiptoeing in front of the wine cabinet, and said, "We hired new people to help!"

"Yes." A Xing agreed, looking at Mami Hikaru's foot on the ground kindly, and said: "This child is called 'Omishi', and I will pass her the pipa that I am proud of... ..."

This gentle and kind sentence made Mami's hands tremble in fright, and she almost smashed the wine bottle on the ground.

——Mahami and Erisa agreed upon!Why did you change her name without authorization?

"It's really an awkward name." Yamanaka Kaiichi sighed, and said, "I can drink several sips of wine just by saying this name."

Mami put two bottles of cold beer in front of the two ninjas, and a few guests dressed as civilians entered the door. As soon as they entered the door, they began to shout what they wanted to eat.

Unlike the previous work in the ninja school, the work in the izakaya is obviously more troublesome.A teacher will be respected by students and ninjas, but a little girl who is responsible for serving wine and washing dishes is obviously not.Guests who like to come to izakaya to drink may not be very polite.

With just one glance, Mami memorized the numbers and prices of all the wines in the cupboard.The price at the checkout was calculated clearly, which was even more difficult to deal with than the penny-pinching A Xing.

"Did you make a mistake? Little girl. You overcalculated by two hundred yen."

"No, not much. Eh."

"Little sister, you just overcalculated by two hundred yen."

"..." Asami holding the bill was silent for a while, and said: "Please forgive me for telling the truth. Throughout the ages, those who lack integrity due to petty profits have never been able to become great talents. The so-called great talents, learn from history and learn from history. Never stick to small profits but stick to small faith. It means that human greed will cause human beings to lose a greater future, and caring about the money for a few glasses of wine may make the doomed fate more difficult..."

Mami spoke quickly, and the words she used were written words, which stunned the two guests who were fussing over the price of the drink, and unknowingly took out the wallet.

Kaiichi Yamanaka, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, also had a serious expression on his face, and then he patted Shikahisa Nara, who was smelling of alcohol beside him, and said, "This little girl can really talk."

The flushed Nara Shikahisa spread out the wallet on the table, dragged Yamanaka Kaiichi and walked out.He completely forgot that he still had mission gold, ninja qualification certificates and other identification materials in his wallet, and he boasted drunkenly about his son while walking.

"Shikamaru can play shogi at a young age! Can you do it?"

"Of course I can't... I have no interest in shogi... Don't go there! Shikaku! The Uchiha guards will patrol the streets! They will ask drunk people when they see them. Aren't you afraid of trouble?"

"Oh, a thick wallet..." Ah Xing stared at the wallet on the bar and rubbed her hands.She hesitated for a while, looked at a few customers in the store, and then shouted to Mami: "Omiji! Give the wallet back to Mr. Shikahisa! Take a small one for travel expenses!"

"Wait... who is Omiji?" Asami picked up the wallet that was on the bar.

"You." A Xing said, "If you don't like it, I'll give you another name. How about 'Hazy Kaori'?"

"No—no—" Mami quickly picked up her wallet, sat in front of the door and started rummaging through her shoes.Among the ninja shoes, she finally saw the pair of clogs prepared by A Xing.

There are people coming and going on the street, which is very lively.The shops all around were full of noise, and many drunken people walked on the street supporting each other.The bright lights projected onto the street floor, flickering on and off.Holding her wallet, Mami slipped past two crowded adults and ran in the direction where Lujiu and Haiyi left.

——It’s scary for humans to get drunk!I don't remember anything!

It seems alcohol's paralysis of the brain is a deadly thing...

Mami ran in a hurry, and several people who gathered to play cards saw Mami rushing past, and whistled to her for no reason.Passing through those card players and a big tree, Mami didn't stop in time, and slammed into a slow-walking person, and Mr. Shikajiu's wallet rolled to the ground.

Mami took a step back, touched her forehead, and couldn't help saying, "Ah... so hard..."

Mami raised her head and looked at the slow and unreasonable person in front of her.He is about 20 years old, with silver hair, mask, and wearing a ninja forehead. The reason why Mami's head hurts is because he is wearing silver-white armor.

The silver-haired ninja who was hit by her also took a step back. He bent down to pick up the wallet, and it happened that a corner of Mr. Shikahisa's ninja qualification certificate was exposed from it. The upright and serious certificate photo was directly facing his. Eye.

"Isn't this Mr. Lu Jiu's wallet?" A thick-browed watermelon head beside him also approached: "Why is it in this guy's hands? Could it be..."

The two of them turned their eyes away from Lu Jiu's photo, and landed on the little girl in front of them—slim, with old clothes, wearing a pair of wooden clogs, with her sleeves rolled up high, and her hair tied up in a limp and low bun. Hanging braids.No matter how you look at it, it looks like...

The silver-haired man had no compassion for the young girl, so he grabbed her wrist without any explanation, and said, "Mr. Lu Jiu is right in front. Although he is drunk, he should recognize his wallet."

With that said, he dragged Mami forward.His palms are wide and strong, and the feeling of being dragged away like this makes Mami seem to have returned to the time when Kuroro took out the handcuffs.Mami didn't understand why the silver-haired ninja and the watermelon head next to her were taking her to Nara Shikaku, but it would be nice if someone led the way, so she followed quietly.

Nara Shikahisa and Yamanaka Kaiichi hadn't gone far yet, Shikaku had drunk too much and was leaning on the wall to retch.When he raised his head and saw Asami led by the silver-haired ninja and the watermelon head, he said in surprise, "Oh! Isn't this Miss Omishi?"

"..." The corner of Mami's mouth twitched, "My name is Mami."

"What's the matter, Ms. Omishi?" Lu Jiu said carelessly against the blush on his cheeks.

"Your wallet..."

"Your wallet..."

The voices of Mami and the silver-haired ninja overlapped.

"Kakashi!" Lu Jiu obviously knew the silver-haired young man, then he looked down at the wallet in Kakashi's hand and said, "So I accidentally left the wallet in the store when I paid. Ah. But why is it in Kakashi's hands..."

Kakashi suddenly coughed lightly, raised his half-drooped eyelids, and began to pretend to look around at the night scene.

"Hey, can you let me go?" Mami said.

Kakashi let go, and put his hands in his trouser pocket calmly, as if nothing had happened.

Mami withdrew her thin wrist, looked at the red marks on her arm, and began to lament the inadequacy of her young body—this time she came back to Konoha Ninja Village, but her body was in the shape of a [-]-year-old A five-year-old girl.Although it didn't prevent her from experiencing the world, it somewhat dissatisfied her.

While rubbing her wrists, Mami gave a long lecture to Mr. Shikahisa.

"Alcohol is a terrible thing. Drinking too much can hurt your stomach, paralyze your nerves, and delay major events. Drinking alcohol in moderation can relax you, but getting drunk is never advisable. At least throw your wallet out like Mr. Lu Jiu Freedom to fall to the ground, but the most important thing is to recklessly. If the person who drinks alcohol is the decision maker, there will be a lot of troubles and disasters for others..."

Several people were dumbfounded, watching the young girl working in the izakaya give a lesson to Mr. Nara Shikahisa, the head of the Nara clan and the military advisor of Hokage.The point is, perhaps because he was drunk, Nara Kajiu listened very piously, and nodded from time to time to show his agreement.

It is rare for an uncle in his thirties to be scolded by a girl of fourteen or fifteen years old.

Moreover, because of his wife's strictness, Lu Jiu doesn't often come out to drink.It was rare for him to sneak out for a drink, and it was such an adventure that Kaiichi Yamanaka couldn't help but secretly laughed.

When Mami had enough training, she walked through the crowd towards Ah Xing's izakaya, leaving a back view for the stunned men to admire.

"Okaori Kaori, you have been away for too long!" A Xing was a little dissatisfied: "You were lazy on the first day, don't you want to eat?"

"Wait, who is Kaori Oboro?" Mami was a little skeptical.

"You." A Xing said lightly, "If you don't like it, I can change your stage name..."

Asami: ...

"If you have to have a stage name that sounds nice and hard to pronounce, how about calling it 'Zhaofenghong'?" Mami put the wooden clogs at the door, stepped on the wooden floor with bare feet, and said, "In autumn, the maple leaves fade to green, and turn to The red in full bloom. The light of Jiachuan shines into the maple forest, making the singers overwhelmed by the red of the maple leaves."

"No, Kaori Oboro sounds better." Xing said.

——Good, good, good humans are really troublesome...

When she introduces herself next time, she will say, "I am the god who has lived in the Arakawa Shrine for generations. I am a god who lives and kills with the palm of my hand according to the edict of heaven. I can lead the mortal world through the underworld. I don't need to suffer from six groups and eighteen sufferings, and I come to the world according to the wishes of the world. Art. My name is Omishi Oborokaori Maha Miei Risa, and she is good at talking comics while wearing sunglasses. What? I can’t even pronounce my stage name clearly, so you still make a wish with a hammer?"

The author has something to say: I can't help but let Lao Ka play soy sauce again

It hurts a lot for Lao Ka to float around with soy sauce in my 3 articles

By the way, when I was writing these two chapters, I couldn't get rid of the face of Grandma Dengshi...

Recently, I am supplementing the Tale of the Dahe Drama Heping Family, so the tone of this article will be more gentle [x]