Return to the world

Gods don't need to sleep, but when they are with humans, they have to pretend that they need sleep.Humans are a very strange species. They need to live in groups and reject creatures that are different from themselves.

It is undoubtedly a very boring thing to always close your eyes-although before coming to the world where humans live, the gods are always as quiet as a salted fish.Ever since I understood the taste of human beings, things like "lying quietly with my eyes closed" have become unbearable to the gods.

The sky in Konoha Ninja Village gradually brightened, and the sun moved to a higher place.The temperature is warmer than yesterday, and the greenery on the hillside seems to be more vivid.The proprietress of the izakaya, A Xing, slept until almost noon before struggling to get out of bed, yawning and going downstairs.

She stood on the stairs in amazement, seeing that the shop on the first floor was cleaned up, and the dishes that she was too lazy to clean up last night had been washed and put away, as if she was ready to open the shop to welcome customers at any time.

"Oh, still, you're still very diligent." A Xing said.

"I can't sleep, it's too boring." Mami explained, "So I got up early."

A Xing looked at the narrow wooden chair, and asked casually: "Did you sleep comfortably last night? Children who are growing should sleep on a hard bed, which is good for bone development. Don't look at me letting you lie on the chair Well, it's for your health."

Well, that seems to make sense.

There is no need to open the door during the day, A Xing struggled for a while in the hall of thinking, and said: "Forget it, I will take you out to buy ingredients. ——Not for you! It is for the store, Mamiyu! You are responsible for carrying the things .”

"Wait, who is Mamiha?"

"You." Ah Xing replied quite naturally.

Izakaya mainly sell alcohol, but food is also indispensable.The ingredients that are updated every day need to be selected and purchased by Ah Xing, so as not to have to put a string of black crosses representing "sold out" on the menu in the store.

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Ah Xing walked on the street with her hands empty, with a very serious expression on her face.She is carefully calculating the prices of several fresh food shops in her heart, and she has to settle every penny.And behind her, followed by Asami who looked short and thin.She was wearing yesterday's old clothes, and she was carrying several large bags that did not match her figure.

"It seems that Ah Xing found a cheap little helper." The boss who knew Ah Xing well said to Mami: "This thin arm can lift heavy things? Ah Xing, give her more food."

"Of course I let her eat!" A Xing said bluntly. While stopping to pick out the fruits on the roadside, she said impatiently: "I will give her a place to live and let her sleep in my shop , and give her water and clothes, is there a better person than me in the world?"

A Xing's voice was full of confidence, as if she was afraid that others would not know that she was a good person.When she finished picking things, she hung another plastic bag on Mami's arm.The two walked on the street for a long time. It was a spring afternoon, and the sunshine that poured down brought some warmth.

Asami was carrying several large bags, her face showing no signs of difficulty.Her thin arms carried those heavy bags, but they looked very relaxed, as if they were only holding a few light feathers.

Both sides of the street are very lively, many buyers wander along the street, and there are some scattered flower shops, post shops and bookstores among them.When passing by the bookstore, Mami happened to hear the whispers of two customers.

"This is...the latest work by Master Jiraiya, right?"

"I'm looking forward to the cover of this book."

The name Jiraiya made Mami recall some bad things, such as the rumors that the glasses auntie was in love with all the children in the ninja academy.

Mami hung the plastic bag around her neck, slipped under the arms of the two ninjas, and squeezed to the counter of the bookstore.There are many magazines and books of different colors and titles crowded together on the counter.Among them, the highest stacks are the "Intimate Paradise" series written by Jiraiya.

--Ai!Is this the legendary Jiraiya's masterpiece that records the scenery of the five major countries and describes the perseverance and growth path of ninjas?This cover...

On the red cover, a man and a woman are embracing, with rough silhouettes of hearts on both sides.A huge 18R icon was stamped in the corner of the book, but the red-haired god didn't quite understand what 18R meant.

——Probably the sequel of the protagonist named Naruto. Naruto grows up and wants to fall in love. He will meet a human woman and fall in love with her——like the plot.

Mami took a copy and flipped through it. The pages flipped open, and it happened to land on the page marked "No.70 The second sweet encounter with the beautiful teacher".

Mami's brows twitched, and her eyes swept down the words.

"This Ms. Teng Shumeixiang has been a teacher in the school for several years. She is very romantic and beautiful, and she is very popular with her colleagues. Her hair color is very beautiful, which is very eye-catching. When wearing glasses, she looks like a rigorous and beautiful woman. A gentle and traditional woman, people want to marry her as a wife. When she takes off her glasses, she becomes gorgeous and dazzling, making people think 'isn't this just a red hot pepper'? Haruta was on campus, and she met Ms. Teng Shumeixiang by chance."

Mami had an ominous premonition in her heart.

"Haruta's flirtatiousness annoyed Ms. Mika. This affectionate and childish teacher punished Haruta to wipe the blackboard in the classroom. Although such a thing is very embarrassing, but Haruta's heart is full of sweetness and happiness—ah, for Haruta Too much, this is a sweet punishment. Miss Meixiang also admires him, doesn't she? This kind of joy, like the fruit on the autumn tree, can already make people smell the alluring fragrance ah!"

——Is this the legendary masterpiece that "records the scenery of the five great countries and describes the growth path of ninjas with perseverance"?Maybe too much attention is paid to the description of the relationship between men and women!And this plot is so subtle, it seems familiar...

Just as she was staring at the words in the book and angrily slandering Jiraiya in her stomach, Ah Xing shouted angrily from the street: "Ma Yumi! Why are you being lazy! You even came here gone."

As Xing said, she squeezed the two ninjas away, took out the book in Mami's hand, lowered her gloomy face, and said, "I didn't bring you out to let you go shopping and read idle books. I thought you brought the things I bought with you." I stole away. I wouldn't buy you such useless things. What!—what are you looking at!"

A Xing turned pale with shock at the 18R icon on the book, and said, "You are not yet an adult, how can you read such things here?"

A Xing's fuss aroused the displeasure of the bookstore owner. He stretched out his hand to drive the two of them away, and said rather irritably: "Since you are not an adult, don't read it. Little girl, hurry up and go home with your mother to learn how to cook." That's right."

Ah Xing put down her love for Heaven, and walked towards the outside of the bookstore, dragging Mami's arm.She stood at the door and taught Mami a lot, which surprised Mami.Mami, who is good at preaching, was actually preached against. This was the first time she saw the fighting power of a "human middle-aged woman".

Seeing Mami's dazed face, showing neither promise nor obedient response, Ah Xing was a little discouraged.She said: "I thought you were diligent and smart, and could pass on the mantle of playing the pipa to you. Now I regret my idea."

Ah Xing found the lost Mami, told her many times, "Don't lose her again", and then started her steps again.Mami carried a few big bags on her body and followed closely behind Ah Xing.After walking for a long time, she was about to see the side door of the izakaya, when Mami suddenly noticed someone following her.

The steps are very light, it should be a girl with a light body, or simply a child who has not grown up.Mami didn't turn her head, but heard the soft voice of the person following behind: "...so you are called Mayumi."

--No!She's not called Mawami!Nor are they called Omiji and Oboro Kaori!

But Mami didn't say that.Because that soft and clear voice that belonged to a child was quite familiar to her.Mami quickly remembered the night walker she met last night, the young man squatting on the eaves, wearing a beast head mask and a black soft braid.

"Do you need me to help you?"

Although there was no answer, the boy followed her undaunted and asked another question.

Mami still didn't answer, walking more happily.

"With so many things, it must be heavy?" the boy asked again.

Mami stopped, turned around, took all the plastic bags off her arms, and hung them around the man's neck.After finishing all this, she clapped her hands and raised her head to look at the young man who followed her all the way - long black hair, a Konoha forehead guard on his forehead, and two pills of pure black color, reflecting a little bit of luster. luster.

Unlike last night, he didn't wear armor, nor did he wear a short knife, but just wore a black-colored short-sleeved top, and now he was smiling helplessly at the sudden extra bulky plastic bags around his neck : "...It's really heavy."

"Oh, yes. It's heavy." Asami looked down at the boy who was shorter than her.

——The boy's appearance was somewhat familiar to Mami.Where did you see it? ...Which one of the children's children has grown up, or which of the companion's children has grown up?

Suddenly a name popped into Mami's mind.

Uchiha Itachi.

The black-haired boy blinked, and suddenly said: "You said, 'ah'?"

Asami took a step back, and her clogs clicked on the ground.She put her hands in front of her face and said, "What's wrong with you? What's wrong with saying 'Ai'? Is there any problem with Ai? Don't think too much!"

He smiled slightly and said, "No, nothing."

The two talked a few words, and A Xing's angry shout sounded not far away: "Zhen Yumei——where are you being lazy? I really misjudged you! Difficult material! I still want to see you!" I will teach you all the skills of the family! I used to secretly read adult books, and now I am talking to boys who don’t know where they came from!”

——No, Xing, wait!it's not like that!

The author has something to say: Every time I write A Xing’s dialogue

The Mandarin dubbing echoed in my mind……………………………………………