Return to the world

Huayueyuan Zhao Fenghong, female, age is unknown, can survive the torrent of history for tens of thousands of years, has the power to modify all established history, and is honored by the world as "the god who controls fate and guides the underworld".He is keen to come to the world under the name of "Mami" and play an ordinary person.

Hobbies: Cute little boys.

Weaknesses: cute little boy.

Now, His Royal Highness Zhao Fenghong, the great god, is sinking into the attack of the cute light waves of the little boy.

She used to be... not such a god!Everyone praises her for being calm, gentle, strong, and rational. His Royal Highness Zhao Fenghong is simply the embodiment of perfection... But why has she become such Mami now!No!Such a god!

Since becoming Uchiha Itachi's teacher, His Royal Highness Terufuhong seems to be gone forever on the road of Shotacon.First it was Uchiha Itachi, and then Uchiha Sasuke—the little boy from the Uchiha family almost brought his own beauty camera and released flash bombs anytime, anywhere.

"Okay, Sasuke, of course Itachi-kun is yours." Mami wanted to reach out and touch the top of Sasuke's head, but Sasuke hid behind Itachi a little timidly, secretly showing a pair of black eyes from time to time, watching the masked man The smiling izakaya lady.

Mami suddenly felt that it was quite good to have such a lovely younger brother.

It's just a horrible thought—

When it existed as "Kagetsu-in Teru Maple", such an idea would definitely be discarded.As a god, feelings are the most meaningless thing, and family affection is also meaningless to a god.In the world of gods, everything is held together by strength, and the bonds connecting life forms are cold and intangible.

Keeping one or two human beings out of boredom can only pass the emptiness for a while, but human beings will die one day, and the gods will still return to the emptiness and loneliness.Instead of seeing the ugly appearance of human beings when they grow old, and disgusted by wrinkled skin and sagging feet, it is better not to raise human beings in the first place.

"Kaori Oboro, have you finished mopping the floor?"

Before Mami could finish thinking about such profound questions as "why are the Uchiha boys so cute?" She recovered.Mami, who was immersed in her beauty one moment ago, appeared at the main entrance of the izakaya with a straight posture holding the wooden barrel, and shouted in a straight voice: "——ah, it's almost finished."

After finishing speaking, she turned her head and said to the Uchiha brothers in a low voice: "I'm leaving first, I'm very busy with work. See you next time, Uchiha-san."

Holding the wooden barrel in one hand and the paper bag containing the three-color dumplings in the other, Mami raised the curtain of the izakaya and walked towards the brightly lit shop.Her thin and small figure shuttled back and forth in front of the bar and between the long tables. When she lowered her head, a strand of long red hair fell down her ears and hung on her chest.

Sasuke grabbed Itachi's clothes and asked, "Brother, why did she call you Uchiha-san?"

Uchiha Itachi took Sasuke's hand, smiled slightly, and said, "I probably forgot what my current name is."

Uchiha Itachi led Sasuke towards the direction of the clan, the streets were dimly lit, and a few people in Konoha ninja vests passed them by.The gazes of the ninjas fell on the tuanfan clan crest on Sasuke's back, and they suddenly remembered something, lowered their heads and started whispering as they walked.

"That Uchiha clan..."

"Is the Konoha guards really so domineering? They dare to bypass the orders of the third generation..."

"I heard that it was just a trivial matter, but it was reported to the headquarters of the guard..."

The sound of their conversation made Sasuke frowned a little uneasily. The young Sasuke grabbed Itachi's palm and said anxiously: "Brother, what they said...is so strange. Why are everyone so strange?"

"Because the Uchiha clan is too good." Itachi said, squeezing Sasuke's little hand.Sasuke's young face is full of ignorance and innocence, but with his sensitive nature, he seems to have noticed other people's strange attitude towards the Uchiha clan.In order to comfort his young brother, Itachi said to him: "... Sasuke, you don't need to worry about these things now. Do you remember the story I told you last time?"

"Is it the story of the founding of the Konoha Guard, and the story of the ancestors and the village co-founding the Konoha Ninja Village?" Sasuke asked.

"...No." Uchiha Itachi raised his head towards the vast night, and said, "It's a story about people living together with sincerity, tolerance and peace without any barriers between them. A story where there is no war and the people don't have to suffer. The story of a country torn by war."

"Hey, big brother." Sasuke quickened his pace, and he asked again: "What big brother said, that Mr. Mami who is good at telling stories, really exists?"

"It really exists."

"Really? Then why haven't I seen it?"

"...Because she broke the contract."

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Mami sneezed.

She was sitting on an empty chair, unpacking the paper bag of tricolor balls, and suddenly sneezed loudly.This sneezing sound was a bit earth-shattering, causing A Xing to cast a puzzled look: "...Could it be that you went out to play too crazy on a rainy day and ended up catching a cold? Kaori Oboro."

"Hey, no, it's nothing." Mami said, putting her finger on the bridge of her nose.

Gods don't get sick, but this sneeze—probably someone is cursing the great god behind his back.There are always some human beings who make boring and greedy requests to the gods, such as "Please give me a golden mountain out of thin air" or "I want a silver Uchiha Itachi and a gold Uchiha Itachi", and they gritted their teeth because they were not satisfied. Curse the miserliness of the gods.

The gods can indeed provide everything that humans imagine, but what they get needs to be exchanged at a certain price, which is the supreme law.

Asami thought about it, she opened the paper bag.The three-color dumpling is wrapped in Hiiragi leaves, it looks glutinous and flat, and the color is light and lovely.If you were an ordinary girl, you would definitely be surprised by these cute desserts, but it’s a pity that the gods don’t need to eat——Mami took a bite of the dumpling expressionlessly, chewed it, and then used the power of God , Let this mouthful of glutinous rice be completely wiped out in the mouth.

The powerful god power was actually used to do this kind of thing. The ancestors of the undead would surely cry loudly if they knew about it.

——It's too sweet!

This kind of sweet feeling is just like... the legendary love exclusive limited taste...

Asami stuffed the remaining dango back into the bag and placed Play.Facing this bag of dumplings, the great god was a little worried.

She doesn't like to eat such sweet things at all. Wouldn't it be too sorry for herself to force herself to eat and then wipe it off?But this dumpling is Uchiha Itachi's heart, if you don't eat the dumpling seriously, it seems to be sorry for the glutinous rice, seasoning, and the hard work of the dessert shop owner...

In this way, the bag of dumpling stayed in Ah Xing's izakaya for a week, and it became sour in the hot early summer weather, and then A Xing threw it out the back door of the izakaya.

Mami's guilt towards Uchiha Itachi has inexplicably increased to a higher level.

I violated the promise of this cute child in the past, and now I can't eat the dumpling sent by Itachi...

God is not omnipotent.

The summer of Konoha's 53 years has arrived without knowing it.Mami once experienced the hot summer in Konoha Ninja Village five or six years ago, so when summer came, she was reluctant to go out again.Neither the love paradise in the bookstore nor the children playing on the street aroused her interest. If she didn’t go shopping on the street, she would hide quietly in the izakaya, browse the love paradise she bought before, or practice playing the lute with A Xing.

Shenming's learning ability is very strong, and Mami quickly learned a few tunes taught by Axing, and was able to dial them out with ease.A Xing was very satisfied with Mami's learning ability, and in high spirits, she took several stage names for Mami, and then she said to Mami with regret: "Unfortunately, you are already old. If you are seven years old, follow me If you learn it, it may be popular in the five major countries now."

Asami: ...

——No, she doesn't want to be popular in the Five Great Nations at all.

A Xing tilted her head, her face was full of anticipation, and she stated her beautiful vision: "When you learn more tunes, our izakaya can add a service to play the pipa for the guests. "

Hearing A Xing's words, Yamanaka Hiichi hiccupped and said: "A Xing, I think the environment of the wine house is lively only when everyone is noisy. Shouldn't the pipa be played in a traditional tea house? Is it?"

"Art has no place!" Ah Xing was indignant: "My heir, of course, can play the lute in my izakaya."

A Xing is full of hope for the bright future of the wine house.

Mami, who is addicted to eating popsicles, can't understand this beautiful wish...

What comes with the hot summer is the summer night festival in midsummer.As a summer night activity, villagers who have leisure will go to the streets to play and participate in activities, and it is also a good opportunity for men and women to meet on a date.

Asami was fortunate enough to read the descriptions of the summer night festival in several books - "the hero and heroine fell in love at first sight at the festival", "they kissed sweetly under the fireworks in full bloom", "the pure smile of the girl when fishing for goldfish, reflected in the A boy's heart" and so on, which made Asami look forward to it.

However, the former teacher Asami Futagawa didn’t like to go out to participate in these activities, because the ubiquitous Takahashi Temple may face a white crane spreading its wings, and a green dragon shining its claws, which is a post-war marriage proposal spree.But today's working girl Mami really wants to participate in the festival.

It's a pity that the proprietress of the izakaya will never let go of this excellent opportunity to make money.

When I have time to participate in the festival, I don't want to participate!

When you want to participate in the festival, but you don't have time to participate!

This is life!

The author has something to say: Asami-sensei is dropping her vest faster.

ps edited imperial decree, this article will be entered into v this Wednesday, and three changes will be dropped on the day of entering v~

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