I practice by love games

When Yun Xiaoming realized that he was actually doing such a thing, he shook his hand and the towel fell off.

Wu Yeyao reached out to catch the towel.

"Why don't you wipe it?"

"Ah...no...sorry...I couldn't hold back." Yun Xiaoming said dully.

It's all because of the damn "Girl in Dressing Up", who made my body disobedient!

Wu Yeyao's mouth curled into a smile.

He saw the young man in front of him with his head down, looking like he had done something wrong, with a beautiful, slender and fair neck, and his heart skipped a beat.

"Change your clothes and go out with me tonight."

Wu Yeyao was not sure if Yun Xiaoming would agree to the date.

But now, he has taken the initiative to wipe his face, do you have any questions?

Yun Xiaoming was stunned: "Huh?"

Wu Yeyao showed two tickets: "It's a ticket for the Beijing Theater. The entertainment industry is very underdeveloped now, and you can't see live-action dramas anywhere else."

Yun Xiaoming: "This...isn't very good...um..."

He's still thinking about the big guy in women's clothing!

I just washed the person's face, and the boss is still waiting to go out on a date!Do you want to put on makeup?Do you want a hairstyle?Do you want to change your clothes?

How could you just leave the boss behind and run away with other men!

Besides...

What is watching a drama? Is it fun to wash the face of the boss?

Wu Yeyao thought that Yun Xiaoming wanted to welcome but refused, so he smiled slightly, with a confident look: "Is it not good? If not, then I will leave."

Yun Xiaoming didn't blink his eyes: "Ah? Okay, hurry up!"

Wu Yeyao had a mouthful of blood in his chest.

His face turned green and then pale, and after a while, he pulled his respect with difficulty: "I have two tickets... If you don't go... I'll have to ask others to come with me."

Yun Xiaoming felt that Wu Yeyao's operation was reasonable.

"That's right, you've been in Yicheng for such a long time, and it's hard to come back. You don't need to accompany me, go and play with your friends."

Wu Yeyao: ...

How can I answer this!

Yun Xiaoming looked at the motionless Wu Yeyao: "Why don't you leave?"

Wu Yeyao took the ticket back silently, with an indifferent expression, and said solemnly: "I'm still on mission, so I can only stay by your side. If you don't go... I can't go anywhere."

Yun Xiaoming understood it, it was Wu Yeyao who wanted to play, but he despised himself as a burden!

But, is it because he despises himself as a burden that he watches dramas with him?

Haha, impossible!

The big guy in women's clothing is still waiting for a date with his sweetheart, so he has to wash his face clean!

Yun Xiaoming shrugged regretfully: "Well... I'm so sorry. Just hold on a little longer, I'm going to enroll in a short time, and you'll be free when the time comes."

Then, Yun Xiaoming was very polite and closed the door.

Wu Yeyao fell into deep thought. After a moment of thought, he turned back to his room and looked in the mirror.

I was careless!

His face got a little gray at some point, his hairstyle didn't seem to be done well, and this outfit...it didn't look like a date outfit either.

But I just want to bring Yun Xiaoming who has just arrived to familiarize himself with the environment, and it's not a date, so why make it so formal?

Wu Yeyao was walking around the room irritably. This feeling is really terrible. I hope Master Lingzhi will quickly find out the problem and solve the damn sequelae.

And Yun Xiaoming, who was next door to him, happily turned on his phone at this moment, and continued to wash his face!

Click Next.

"Boss is very satisfied with the face you made for him."

"But he thinks this face is a bit strong, and he wants to look softer, which is in line with the preferences of his sweetheart."

"Hurry up and help the boss make up!"

Mascara, eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, blush, and many unknown tools are arranged at the bottom of the operation interface.

On the right side of the operation interface, various reference shapes appear.

Yun Xiaoming thinks that the boss has good skin, so why do he need makeup?

"Well... anyway, it's a game, just play around!"

So he chose a pair of dark and thick eyebrows, clicked on the eyebrow pencil, and rubbed his thumbs on the big brother's eyebrows.

The shape of the eyebrows will not change, but every time he rubs, the concentration of the eyebrows will increase.

With the sliding of his thumb, the big brother's eyebrows became darker and thicker visible to the naked eye.

Yun Xiaoming admired these two eyebrows.Thick eyebrows and big eyes, looking upright, very good!

Next, he started thinking about lipstick.

Lipsticks give him a headache, so many shades look the same, how to choose?

Whatever it is, make it more eye-catching!

Super red lips appeared.

It seems a bit too red, maybe you can put some eye shadow on the boss to match the big red lips?

Yun Xiaoming painted it hard, and it took a lot of effort to finish it, but it looked a bit fish-eye.

This was hard for Yun Xiaoming, so he thought for a long time and chose many times before he realized which mascara it was.

Tu Tu Tu!

The entire eye socket was painted extremely thickly, and a special effect of electric eyes was added by clicking.

After the entire face was painted, Yun Xiaoming felt that although the effect he was not satisfied with was not achieved, it was barely ok!

He clicks next.

Start picking clothes for the boss.

Yun Xiaoming looked at the pile of skirts and high heels, and fell silent.

He is in denial!

How can the boss wear a skirt?

If you want to wear it, you have to wear a sailor suit miniskirt that straight men like!

Since you chose a sailor suit, you have to match it with two braids.

Yun Xiaoming has selected all the clothes, click [Finish]!

The system prompts:

"Boss is already dressed!"

"He happily went out on a date."

The picture on the screen changed, showing the quiet tree-lined path in the sunny afternoon.

Yun Xiaoming thought: This dating place looks pretty good.

As a result, the system pops up a prompt:

"The boss was beaten up by his sweetheart!"

Yun Xiaoming:! ! !

What happened, why was the boss beaten?

Yun Xiaoming quickly clicked the [View Date Record] button, and then he saw a big guy in a sailor suit and braids in a warm, slightly lazy book bar, crying on the table He was out of breath, and his entire shoulders were shaking non-stop.

Yun Xiaoming clicked on Big Brother.

The boss raised his head, and Yun Xiaoming groaned in his heart!

Thick black eyebrows crawled on them like two caterpillars, bright red lips seemed to have just eaten human blood steamed buns, his face was blue and purple, tears flowed from his eye sockets, flowed through the mascara, covering his face There are two black marks on the cheeks.

Yun Xiaoming chose the content of the conversation: "Boss, what's wrong with you? Why did your sweetheart beat you? Did you give him a green hat?"

The boss raised his eyes, staring at Yun Xiaoming outside the screen with resentful eyes.

"I look like this, am I capable of wearing a cuckold for him!"

"My sweetheart says I'm too ugly! I'm like a flower!"

"He doesn't want to date me, he just wants to hit me..."

===Game Over===

Because the boss dressed up too ugly, the date failed.

Game score: 0.1 points

Yun Xiaoming: ...

He looked at the crying big brother on the screen and felt that his life was challenged.

Where did you make him look ugly?Where is ugly? !

It's obviously very beautiful!

If such a big guy came to ask me for a date...

Yun Xiaoming glanced at the flat-chested guy in a sailor suit on the screen, with a bloody mouth, colorful eye shadows, and rough eyebrows.

Yun Xiaoming felt that he might want to hit him too.

The boss was crying hard on the screen: "My date! I have liked the male god for a long time! It was a date that was so difficult, it was just ruined like this, and there is no chance at all!"

Yun Xiaoming put down his phone and sighed.I don't know whether to comfort myself or the boss: "Don't cry, we can still read the file and make a new appointment."

Choose Reload.

From the big guy's face full of dust and pimples, he started to wash.

This time Yun Xiaoming washed his face more skillfully, and quickly cleaned his face.

Considering that this is a man, and a big shot.

So don't use foundation or concealer.

A little scar on the face is enough for a man!

As for eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, blush, lipstick and so on, pure men don't need this at all!

After the transformation, Yun Xiaoming began to choose clothes for him.

Yun Xiaoming remembered that Wu Yeyao was handsome in black at the time, so he chose a black suit for the boss and sent him out!

The boss went out, and Yun Xiaoming waited nervously.

Soon, the boss ran back with a whimper.

"My sweetheart said I was too manly! Break up with me!"

Yun Xiaoming: ...

Where does the boss look manly?Oh, it seems to be a little... but man is not good?

Looking at the evaluation score of 0.1 again.

Yun Xiaoming poked Xiao Daji away helplessly.

"Master, you have to remember, this is a big guy in women's clothing~! The big guy in women's clothing is so exciting!"

Yun Xiaoming learned from the painful experience and started to do it again.

Women's clothing, right?Then dress like a woman among women!

Long curly hair, low-cut and high-fork cheongsam, electric eyes and red lips, so the big guy's sweetheart should like him, right?

In less than ten seconds, the boss came back crying.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Yun Xiaoming fell on his back on the bed!

God, a two-star game, why is it so difficult!

Fight again!

Yun Xiaoming showed the spirit of facing the college entrance examination, and began to seriously think about this issue.

The sweetheart of this boss doesn't like manly people, he can't see breastless ones, and he hates heavy makeup (crossed out) like a flower. That is to say, this sweetheart is a straight man among straight men?

If you want to help the boss succeed in dating, you have to follow the aesthetic standards of straight men!

Yun Xiaoming was very confident about this, and he began to think about what kind of girls he likes as a straight man.

Feng Yingying looks good, but has a bad temper.

Teacher Lin is also okay, strict and gentle, but I don't like her red dress.

As for other women.

Le Ling's attire is not bad, the dolphin loli sounds, but she is too old to suit her.

Who else?

Yun Xiaoming began to think carefully about the female students in his class.

He found sadly that although he had always liked beautiful girls, but...in the whole year of senior year, he didn't even have a single girl who made his heart flutter! !

Since it doesn't exist in reality, I will find it among the goddesses.

Hot and sexy?No, he thinks he should be more reserved.

Pure and cute?No, he likes brains.

Femme fatale?No, he prefers kind-hearted people.

Iceberg cold beauty?No, just be gentle once in a while.

Yun Xiaoming thought about the goddess.

He sadly discovered that he actually—all!All!No!happiness!joyous!

The goddess was also rejected, and Yun Xiaoming could only think about what it would be like to blindly spy on his sweetheart.

First of all, no matter how he looks on the outside, he must be kind in his heart.Don't get too much blood on your hands, you can't kill more people than Wu Yeyao.

Second, be pleasing to the eye.Not to mention how enchanting and moving it is, at least it must be a little bit seductive, just like the witch god would occasionally tease himself.

Again, this is a troubled world, so it can't be fragile, strength is necessary, even if it is not as good as the number one martial artist in the country, at least it must be able to protect itself.

At last……

No matter what your personality is, you must really care about yourself.

Yun Xiaoming thought about these conditions in his mind, and a person appeared in front of his eyes.

Handsome, with a slender figure, deep eyes like the vast universe, and a cold face like a sculpture of black ice.

He speaks little but is gentle, is strong but does not bully the weak, is able to fight back in the face of adversity, and the blood mist in the sky can't hide the softness deep in his heart.

Damn, isn't this Wu Yeyao! !

Wu Yeyao's face appeared in front of Yun Xiaoming's eyes, and he suddenly found that the Wu God was very suitable for his taste.

With a snap, Yun Xiaoming was so shocked that he dropped the phone to the ground.