I practice by love games

On the first day of school, the opening ceremony was held for half a day.

The principal is concurrently held by an old man from the Warrior Alliance, named Chen Yizhen, who is 80 years old this year and is the oldest existing warrior in Huaguo.

Chen Yizhen is a typical post-[-]s student of a certain second-class undergraduate foreign language department in Hubei Province. When he was in his senior year, he met his parents' killing eyes, gave up his graduate studies in the foreign language department, and went to Wudang Mountain to learn from his teacher.

At that time, Wudang Mountain had high requirements for cultivating Taoism. You must have a bachelor's degree and be under 30 years old.

Although he has reached the age limit, he has not yet received his graduation certificate, so he can only hang out in the martial arts gym at the foot of the mountain.

As a result, after a year of mixing, after getting his university diploma, he felt that Wudang Tai Chi was not very strong in actual combat, so he switched to the large martial arts school at the foot of Shaolin Mountain.

In the end, after mixing in Shaolin, I heard people say that I can make money by opening a martial arts gym, so I opened a martial arts gym by myself and learned a lot of miscellaneous styles. The popular muay thai, taekwondo, Wing Chun, and even yoga did not fall behind.

At the age of 40, Chen Yizhen's long-awaited global spiritual recovery finally came.

He already had a foundation, took advantage of the revival of spiritual energy, and went straight to the sky. In 40 years, he became the oldest post-1s in China, formed the Warrior Alliance, and became the founder of the Warrior Alliance and the No. [-] sword bearer.

The Emperor Jingwu University is an institution of higher learning established under his promotion.

At the opening ceremony, the 80-year-old Chen Yizhen began to reminisce about the past, telling about his counterattack experience as a post-[-]s generation, and pouring chicken soup to freshmen.

"Many people outside say that warriors only care about their own cultivation and don't care about the lives of their fellow clansmen. But post-[-]s like us have a sense of social responsibility. Our Imperial Capital Wuhan University has always sent outstanding students to assist the military's operations. Kill the beasts and defend the earth!"

"Your mid-term and final exams are no longer test papers and scores, but will become the results of hunting monsters!"

"The remaining two days are the time for you to choose a teacher to learn art! Find the right master, and you will be so terrifying!!"

The leader's speech finally ended, Yun Xiaoming hurriedly applauded the chatty leader away, and was about to go to dinner with his classmates, when his terrifying primary school student master came.

Donghuang X was out of control again today, and its age flickered again. It looked like it was ten years old at most, just like a primary school student.

Donghuang X grabbed Yun Xiaoming who was about to run away.

"Good apprentice, start teaching!"

Because the phone was still in Donghuang X's trouser pocket, Yun Xiaoming didn't dare to have anal sex with him, so he could only dawdle: "The principal just said that in order to prevent some people from worshiping indiscriminately, you must register on the intranet!".

Donghuang X felt that Yun Xiaoming's request was reasonable and could not refute it!

He dragged Yun Xiaoming to the computer room on the fourth floor of the library, squatted next to Yun Xiaoming, staring at him as a teacher!

Yun Xiaoming slowly clicked on the page of the campus network, entered the student ID number and password, and the mouse circled around before staying on the apprentice button.

"Choose quickly, I just opened the authority, only one person is accepted! You have to hurry up to grab me!"

Yun Xiaoming had no choice but to click the Apprentice button, and the system popped up a prompt: "Sorry, the number of teachers you want to worship is full."

Yun Xiaoming shrugged: "Look, hundreds of candidates have been robbed! Give me back my phone..."

Donghuang X rushed to the computer next to him, logged in his personal information, and rejected all the students who signed up.

"I dropped all X, hurry up!"

Yun Xiaoming had no choice but to continue to apprentice.

It turned out to be full again!

Yun Xiaoming said: "Professor, you are too popular, why don't you just choose one of these people? My qualifications are actually..."

Donghuang X hummed: "If you dare to dawdle any longer, your phone will be gone!"

Yun Xiaoming had no choice but to seriously anal with the apprentice program.

Quickly click 【apprenticeship】

Still didn't get it!

Donghuang X was in a hurry: "How could this happen?! I'll come! I don't believe I can't grab myself!"

He didn't get it either.

In the afternoon, I fought with the apprenticeship program.

In the end, Donghuang X went to the principal Chen Yizhen to argue, but the principal couldn't understand: "Which student do you like, just take it away, and still do this kind of thing?"

Donghuang X was ashamed to say that his apprentice had no choice but to become a teacher, and said: "I abide by the school's discipline!"

Principal Chen respected Professor Donghuang and opened a special entrance for him.

The teacher who manages the intranet is also respectful, adding a special entrance program.

if(name="Yun Xiaoming")

print Successful apprenticeship;

else

print dreaming of you! ;

If the name is "Yun Xiaoming", it will display "Successful apprenticeship"; otherwise, it will display "You are dreaming!"

On the screen, finally appeared the four big words "Successful apprenticeship"!

And under Donghuang X's portrait, there is an extra thin line.

There is only one person under the thin line - Yun Xiaoming.

"Okay! The success of the apprenticeship is a sure thing, and no one can take it away!" Donghuang X was very happy, with a proud face.

Yun Xiaoming Qiqi Ai Ai: "Master, I have done everything according to your instructions, my mobile phone..."

Donghuang X chuckled: "Don't worry, as a teacher, you must speak out like a mountain. I asked my students to re-do a qualifying match. You take me from the bronze to the king, and the phone will be returned to you!"

Yun Xiaoming felt his eyes go dark.

Professor Donghuang is so terrifying! !

After three days, all students and teachers, biphasic selection was over.

Yun Xiaoming finally got his phone back.

The moment he touched his beloved mobile phone, he almost burst into tears!

The devil knows what he went through!

Like a hungry wolf, he clicked on "Hao's Love"!

Fortunately, the game is still there!

He poked open "Plants Love Zombies" again.

The spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, and the zombies will sing!

Yun Xiaoming quickly planted peas, sunflowers, potatoes, and watermelons.

An hour later, the two-star game finally cleared the level!

The difficulty of the game is the lowest among all the games that Yun Xiaoming has played.

But the process of completing this two-star game is the most difficult that Yun Xiaoming has ever experienced!

Yun Xiaoming let out a long breath: "Phew! That's great, as long as I clear one more game, my mermaid time limit threat will be lifted!"

He checked the class schedule, and within a week of the start of school, there will be swimming lessons!

And it's a two-hour swimming lesson!

Yun Xiaoming hurriedly prepared ten yuan, planning to play another two-star game.

But Xiao Daji told him: "Master, I'm so sorry, there are no two-star games, you only have "Rapunzel Prince" to choose."

Yun Xiaoming: ...

Forget it, let the bearded prince have a beard!

Taking advantage of Professor Donghuang not being a monster, I tried my best to clear "Prince Rapunzel"!

Yun Xiaoming decisively closed his bed curtain, curled up on the bed in the dormitory, and clicked on "Prince Rapunzel".

As a result, before the cutscenes had even passed, his bed curtain was pulled open.

"Obviously, I'm going on a date with my boyfriend, which one do you think I should wear?"

It's Lu Yu, the boss of women's clothing in the lower berth.

Yun Xiaoming casually pointed to a sailor suit; "This one!"

Draw the curtains.

As a result, within half a minute, the bed curtain was pulled open again.

It is a spiritual awakener on the opposite bed.

The big brother was big and thick, and he grabbed his phone and yelled: "Fuck! Fuck! I also said that that bastard robbed me of my apprenticeship, so it turned out to be my brother in the same dormitory!"

Yun Xiaoming: ...

"Tell me, how did you snatch Professor Donghuang X! God, I wanted to be his student since I was born, and I was admitted to the Imperial Capital University because of him!"

Yun Xiaoming was caught by the big brother, so he could only tell the truth: "To be honest, I was forced to become a teacher!"

"I don't believe it! This world is so unfair!!" The big brother rolled on the bed.

Yun Xiaoming envied that big brother could freely choose his master.

He closed the bed curtain again, "Prince Rapunzel" has been closed by the backstage, and he has to start again.

Soon, the prince trapped in the tower showed his true face, and he could start playing the game.

Yun Xiaoming's bed curtain was pulled open again!

The terrifying handsome man forced Professor Donghuang to stand beside his bed!

Professor Donghuang finally showed his true face. He looks more than 40 years old, calm and reliable. His figure is very perfect, a standard inverted triangle, with a warm smile on his face, wearing an ordinary gray shirt, and his gestures have the demeanor of a professor. tolerance.

The students in the dormitory were all stunned.

Especially the big brother on the opposite bed, who was so surprised that he couldn't even stick his tongue straight, and kept yelling: "Dongdongdongdongx."

Donghuang X frowned and glanced at the big brother: "What about singing? You're still choking, whose student are you?"

Then he showed a gentle, amiable, loving smile: "Student Yun, Master is going to pass on a set of exercises to you, pack up and go with Master!"

"Let's go?" Yun Xiaoming turned to look at the window, heaven, it's getting dark, Professor Donghuang, don't you take a rest!

Donghuang X nodded: "That's right, I have a lot of great skills to teach you as a teacher! You have to work hard day and night!"

Yun Xiaoming was crying inwardly.

He was afraid that Donghuang X would miss his phone again, so he followed Donghuang X obediently under the jealous gazes of his classmates in the dormitory.

The two left the dormitory all the way, Donghuang X turned back and smiled: "Hey, I still like to play bubble hall when I was young! Let my student make me another..."

Yun Xiaoming's heart broke!

For my own tomorrow;

for their university life;

for your mobile phone;

Fight!

Yun Xiaoming's neck stuck: "Impossible! It's my bottom line to play King with you! Don't expect me to play "Bubble Hall", "Audition", "Kart Kart" and "Super Saiyan" with you! "

Donghuang X's eyes lit up: "You know it?"

Yun Xiaoming felt that he seemed to have said something wrong, and immediately lowered his head.

Donghuang X saw that this little apprentice seemed to have a lot of opinions on the master, and it would not be a problem to force him blindly.

As a warrior and educator, Donghuang X is also very good at handling his apprentices.

"Apprentice, don't you like playing games? I don't think your mobile phone model is very good... Some of your games are quite complicated, and your mobile phone must not be enough?"

Yun Xiaoming let out a "huh", wondering what kind of medicine this elementary school student sells in his gourd.

"Come on! I'll open your eyes tonight! Take a look at my Emperor Jingwu University, the real virtual game cabin!" Donghuang X grasped Yun Xiaoming's weakness and crazily seduced him.

"You must have seen holographic games in some novels, right?"

"You know my childhood so well, you must know VR, right?"

"I have a senior professor authorization card, I can lend it to you, so that your mobile phone can be connected to the best martial artist virtual training cabin in Imperial Capital University!"

Yun Xiaoming became excited, and his pupils gradually dilated uncontrollably.

Donghuang X said: "You can turn the games on your mobile phone into an immersive super blockbuster! Professor Donghuang's super-class virtual training cabin is even more advanced than your boyfriend's! You deserve it!"

Yun Xiaoming drooled sincerely: "Master... what you said is true?"

Holding Donghuang X Zhizhu, he smiled conceitedly: "Of course! Every day you play "Super Saiyan" with me for an hour, and I will lend you the virtual warehouse for an hour, and I will also teach you how to cultivate your body and mind. Sample?"

Yun Xiaoming bargained: "No! "Super Saiyan" is too mentally handicapped, at least I want "Running Kart"!"

Donghuang X said: "One hour is half a day!"

Yun Xiaoming said: "No, it takes one day! 24 hours!"

Donghuang X doesn't haggle over every detail with his juniors: "Deal!"

Yun Xiaoming hugged Donghuang X: "Teacher!"

Three days later, Wu Yeyao, who had been trying to contact Yun Xiaoming, sadly discovered a cruel reality.

My sweetheart was put under house arrest by the evil master!

Although he was not under house arrest in the tower like the prince with cheeks.

However, there is no difference between house arrest in the best virtual training cabin of Imperial Capital Wu University and house arrest in a high tower!