Fengyun Nie Feng is swollen sister paper? !

"Wind...you..."

"Needless to say! Sister Youruo! It seems that I can only tell you this secret..." A faint sadness crept into my heart, and I looked up at the roof at a melancholy 45-degree angle, "Actually, I have hemorrhoids, Sores, these years, because of this pimple growing on my buttocks, I dare not even open Fengshen's legs too much. It may be that I have been running back and forth for the past few days, and the ointment was not applied in time, so it caused it to burst..."

To hide my real gender, I'm easy!

Of course, this is closely related to what my mother told me before she left——

"Feng'er, don't make your identity as a girl known to the public. In case your senior brother Yun eats you up... Mother can't even cry! Baby Feng'er, Fengyun CP was so popular back then, mother doesn't want you to be killed The instant noodles are pressed and pressed again!"

Was eaten by the second senior brother?Want to be suppressed by the second senior brother?

Absolutely not!

I am a staunch Yunci Party, no one in the world can break them up.

"So... I thought..."

"Why?"

You Ruo shook her head hesitantly, the seed of doubt was planted in her heart, but after thinking about it, Feng's expression is so calm, it should not be a lie.

What's more, after ten years in the world, everyone knows that Feng is a man. Really, how can she doubt Feng?

Thinking of this, You Ruo supported Nie Feng's arm with concern, and looked around in the messy room: "Feng, where did you put your ointment? I'll help you apply the ointment, it's inconvenient for you to be alone."

That's not okay!Where can I find you a cucumber to hide under for cover? !

Stuttering: "Sister You Ruo, is this inconvenient?"

You Ruo proudly patted Nie Feng's chest, wow, the muscles are so elastic~

"Feng, you and I don't need to be polite, that kind of place..."

"I don't want to tarnish my sister's reputation. Although the children of the Jianghu are informal, but sister Youruo is the jewel in the palm of the master's palm, and may be the future leader of the gang. How can I bother you to do it yourself? It's a trivial matter like applying medicine. Humans can also master skills. Ah, I think it's getting late, sister, let's go back to the house and rest."

"Then... well, Feng, you should be more careful."

Watching You Ruo walk out of the compound, I seemed to lose all my strength and collapsed on the ground, "Oh my god, the plan to go to the master's small vault tomorrow is going to fail..." The question is, where should I go at night? Looking for that thing for emergency?

"Big Brother?"

Qin Shuang hid at the door of Nie Feng's room for a long time. If he hadn't noticed that You Ruo had left, Junior Brother Feng collapsed to the ground, and the always enthusiastic Qin Shuang appeared.

"Junior Brother Feng, let me apply the medicine for you."

help!Brother, please stop joining in the fun!

"Is your medicine in the cabinet? Which bottle is it?"

Neither bottle!I was lifted up and sat on the soft bed by the senior brother and said with a heartless smile: "Senior brother, I can do it by myself. Although you and I are both men, it is inconvenient after all."

"Inconvenient? Is your wound inconvenient, or is it inconvenient for you as a woman?"

I:"!!!"

"Senior brother, what nonsense are you talking about!" I reprimanded: "A majestic man has such a hidden disease, so it is unbearable to announce it. I never thought you are such a senior brother who sprinkles salt on other people's wounds."

Qin Shuang's eyes were as gentle as before. For this eccentric little junior, he was actually very envious since he was a child.

As the master's first disciple, he has to deal with more things than Feng Yun and Feng Yun. In terms of martial arts talent, he is not as good as Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng. The only thing that is more favored by the master is his diligence and dedication.

When did you notice Junior Brother Feng?Qin Shuang didn't remember, probably when Junior Brother Feng called Junior Brother Yun Pao Niantou in private, or when he called Master SpongeBob SquarePants, what impressed him the most was that Junior Brother Feng called him Mosaic Xi.

"Junior Brother Feng, what is this mosaic hi? Why do you call me that?"

Nie Feng smiled awkwardly, it's too embarrassing to be caught talking ill of others behind their backs!

"Eldest brother, this is a term in my mother's family, to praise you as a hero who is unparalleled in the world, handsome and handsome, and admired by all people."

Qin Shuang caught a glimpse of the cunning in Nie Feng's eyes, and he replied, "So that's it, that Junior Brother Feng really deserves to be a mosaic!"

In the room, Nie Feng looked miserable after being caught again, his little face was pale, and his whole body was like an eggplant beaten by frost, dying and making no sound.

"Junior Brother Feng, patients with this hidden disease usually pay attention to their diet. You like spicy food, especially heavy-tasting food. What's more, the pharmacy of Tianxiahui is under my jurisdiction, how could I not know about you?" What happened? You were clutching your abdomen just now, and your face seemed to have bursts of colic, and looking at your panicked face, it looks like a woman coming to Kuishui. Sigh, should I call you, Junior Sister Feng?"

Papapa——I couldn't help but applaud the senior brother's reasoning, "In this case, senior senior brother, can you help me get some menstruation, menstruation, belts? By the way, senior senior brother, how did you know that the woman came to Kuishui?" What does it look like? Could it be...you are a big sister?!"

Oh my god, I never imagined that there are people in Tianxiahui who hide their real gender like me!Thinking of the attributes of a big brother as a man and a wife, his culinary skills are comparable to that of a young master, he can cook luminous dishes, and the housekeeper is also a good hand at accounting.

Tears welled up in my eyes, "Senior Sister, please be respected by Junior Sister."