Fengyun Nie Feng is swollen sister paper? !

"The guild leader is wise, and his martial arts are civilized and moral. Facing the fate of the heavens, he will rule the world."

Today is the morning meeting of the Tianxiahui, and I stood in the square with my two brothers.The above sentence is the school motto of our school, which feels a bit like the brainwashing slogan of the MLM Association.Why can a master run a martial arts school and become a man who dominates the world.This unscientific!

But I couldn't bring it up, I shot the head bird, and saw the master standing on the podium smiling very lewdly and sensually, I still silently swallowed the complaints in my heart and let it rot in my stomach.

"I am Xiongba, and my ambition to rule the world is about to come true. Presumably, you also know that I have brought back two highly qualified disciples in the past few days. Now, I will officially introduce them to you. These two people are Bu Jingyun , Nie Feng!"

As soon as the master's words came out, the seniors present were a little surprised, but no one was as bold as Duanlang. The little bun rolled his eyes at me and shouted loudly: "I'm not convinced! Why did Nie Feng and I enter at the same time?" The Tianxiahui, but the leader of the gang accepts him as a disciple?"

The silly bird appeared.

Sure enough, the shooter was ready too.

I saw the flirtatiously dressed man next to the master twisting his waist, holding a chicken feather fan, and poking Duanlang's forehead, babbling like a gossip: "What's your name? Are you able to question the order? Are you impatient? Believe it or not, I will make you die in minutes? Kneel down now! Now I will give you two ways, one is to die immediately, and the other is to die. He is staying as a handyman, hurry up and choose!"

This is a bit too much, abuse and treat children, and recruit child labor.Master Xiong Papa looks like a law-blind man, if Duanlang is tougher, what if he goes to the government to complain about Master?

"Auntie, can you be gentle, Duanlang is still a child, you can't bully others just because he looks better than you." I was stuck between being a man and a woman and Duanlang, blinking With big eyes and pursed mouth, he said contemptuously.

"What, what? Da, da, auntie? You're dead..." Wen Chouchou was about to scold, and then thought that Nie Feng was the celebrity under Xiongba's eyes, so he changed into a kind and friendly auntie next door, and smiled. He said: "Xiao Fengfeng, I'm Director Wen, not some big, big, big aunt. I'm teaching Duanlang to be a good person, not to bully children~"

"Chou Chou! What are you and Feng'er doing?" Xiong Ba got a little impatient, and waved for Wen Chou Chou to come up and promulgate the new regulations.

"Help, lord, come down~"

Duanlang stubbornly held tears in his eyes, his rabbit eyes were red, "Nie Feng, don't think that I will thank you. Let's wait and see, I will definitely become a man stronger than you!"

I patted Duanlang on the shoulder, sighed and said: "Duanlang, give up, you will never be able to fulfill this wish." I am not a man, are you going to compete with me as a sister from the palace?

"you!"

In this way, I became the apprentice of Master Xiong's father.

I heard from the senior brother that Master Xiong's unique skill is to attribute three points to vitality and seven points to luck.

Isn't that right? When fighting a peerless master, in addition to martial arts, luck is also very important.Relying on this unique skill, the master has won many battles.

"Junior Brother Feng... Master's move is called three-point return to vitality, and there is no seven-point return to luck..." Qin Shuang reminded weakly, not forgetting to help Kong Ci pull the kite with the string.

"Master Feng, what are you doing?"

My mother said that when a woman becomes curious about you, that is when she begins to have a crush on you, and in the same way a man has a crush on a woman.

Sister Kong Ci always came to me every now and then, asking a lot of inexplicable questions.For example, what color do I like, she will wear clothes of this color the next day.Another example is what I like to eat, and then she will cook this dish for me for a week.

Today is the seventh day of being a closed disciple of the master, and our Wulin No. [-] Academy also has a rest day.

Sister Kong Ci has a quiet fragrance on her body, and she has a sweet smile, really like the devil's smile before my mother wanted to beat me up.

I shook the goosebumps on my body, as if watching me ignore her, Kong Ci was attracted by the black rabbit that suddenly appeared.

Sooner or later, the wooden block in the hands of the second senior brother Bu Jingyun became a murder weapon again, smashing the running black rabbit to death.

Seeing the second senior brother's stunt with his own eyes, Kong Ci was immediately frightened. He covered his mouth with tears, and stared at the second senior brother sadly, "Little rabbit! The rabbit is so cute, why kill it!"

I stood up, tore off a piece of rabbit meat from the barbecue grill and handed it to the second senior brother, but he didn't pick it up, with a look of bitterness and hatred, "Second senior brother, you are really second." Just like that, I still want to catch up with Xiao Qingqing Sister Kong Ci, a literary girl, the second senior brother is indeed the second senior brother.He cuts wood with a carving knife all day long, can he get a daughter-in-law?

The second senior brother glared at me with murderous eyes, thinking of the seniors who were beaten to the point of bleeding a while ago...

I swallowed the delicious rabbit meat very stubbornly, "Second senior brother, do you think Kong Ci only caught it for eating? You are wrong, she only caught it because she wanted to play with the little rabbit."

Seeing the second senior brother's suddenly enlightened expression, although his expression remained cool and unchanged, I just felt the breath around the second senior brother's body softened, and then he picked up the carving knife.

Second senior brother, why did you pick up the carving knife again!Put down your murder weapon!

Rabbit: I feel like I can still save...