[Football] The world's first arrogant

Gu Bei was not wrong. Considering that the apology was still timely, Messi didn't get too many suffocating comments except for being ridiculed for two days. Indicates that this is normal.

However, in order to prove the value of his existence, Gu Bei still updated the boom.

m: That poor injured fan, it is said that as compensation afterwards, Mr. Messi did what he liked, found Pepe and Cristiano through Di Maria, and hoped to get the off-field jersey signed by Cristiano, but it was of no use. Because Cristiano has given the jersey directly to this fan...Although I want to praise Cristiano as a person, Messi is so pitiful...

'...I knew it was impossible for this blogger to send Messi traffic for nothing. '

'Hahahahaha I heard that it was Cristiano's publicity assistant or someone who told him that the fan liked him very much and wanted the jersey, and then Cristiano signed it and gave it away.So Messi is always one step behind. '

'Okay, let's say something fair for the top player next door, knowing that he understands the preferences of the injured fans instead of directly giving away his own jersey, it is considered his intention. '

'Still a little angry, but unable to say anything, more angry. '

'Wait until I rethink a black spot next door...'

Gu Bei: ...

The first test was successfully passed. Mendes was still worried that Gu Bei would ask him for a salary increase, but it turns out that Gu Bei has more important things to do than the combination of the national derby and asking for a salary increase. So much so that if it wasn't necessary, Mendes wouldn't even see Gu Bei at all.

However, Cristiano's anxiety that everyone was worried about did not recur - obviously the goal against Barcelona made him feel a lot easier, and his good friend Kaka recovered, so he easily accepted "Gu Bei seems There's a lot of work to be done' about it.

However, Cristiano's acceptance does not mean that others can also accept it.

"Before the Copa del Rey final, when I most needed someone to watch the media and prevent the media from judging me and my core players, An suddenly disappeared? Jorge, you better give me a reason." Rigno specially asked Mendes out for dinner, and took the opportunity to complain, "To be honest, I will have an allergic reaction when I see the footage of the media now."

Mendez pretended not to hear, just forked a piece of mushroom and ate it.

"The Copa del Rey is a very realistic goal," Mourinho threw away the broccoli on his fork and raised his voice slightly to attract Mendes' attention, seeing that Mendes was indifferent. It is already less than 50%, and there are still uncertain factors in the Champions League-of course I admit that the two rounds with Barcelona are the biggest uncertain factors. But in a word, the current situation is that if we have a trophy this year, we must win it. It's the King's Cup. I don't know what's important for Ann, but I think there must be someone under your command who can handle it for her! So, let her come back, I don't want the media to do anything wrong at this time."

Mendez cleared his throat. "Two questions. One, Ann does have an urgent business, and two, no one can do it for her—no matter how much we want to help her, but that's the way it is, She has to do it herself."

"Is there anything more important in this world than winning the championship?" Something incomprehensible happened in Mourinho's world. "You wouldn't send her to solve Mr. Messi's problem, right? Although I admit that he is very important , but if you do this, you will be too... value him."

Mendes felt that his IQ had been greatly humiliated, "Do you think I would do that? Would I give up a whole fruit for the half fruit in my hand? Since Mr. Messi is destined not to belong to me completely, Then why should I give Cristiano's favorite publicity assistant to him for free?" He paused, "Ann has other things...and, this matter is also very important, because if this matter is reported, I'm afraid Cristiano will be very affected."

"Has she had a boyfriend?" Mourinho's guess was simple and crude, but it actually made sense.

Mendez: ...Although the guess is not accurate, why is there a bit of a match by accident?

Mourinho looked at Mendes' speechless expression in disbelief, "Oh my God, she has a boyfriend? What about Cristiano? What about my poor striker?" - on the lips What's with that look of wanting to laugh when you say 'poor'?

"It's true that she has a relationship with a man, but it's not what you think." Mendes drank some wine to suppress his shock, "It's her ex-boyfriend. Didn't I tell you that her ex-boyfriend cheated on her? They broke up. Two days ago, Miss Sara exposed Ann's photo on her r, probably because of this, she was discovered by Ann's ex-boyfriend, Mr. Wen."

Mourinho doesn't care much about other people's emotional problems, so he waved his hand impatiently, "So what? We broke up, do you still need to explain your current relationship status to him? Besides, even if you want to There is nothing to explain, she and Cristiano are not together again—are they not together? In fact, I think it is impossible for them to not be together, and they will not join forces to hide it from you, right? "

The world-class coaches really have their own set of intuition systems.

Mendes hesitated for a long time. After thinking about it, he chose to hide it to satisfy his bad taste. "It's absolutely impossible. You know, Cristiano never hides anything from me."

Mourinho thought about this sentence seriously, and then suddenly realized, "It's not important. You then said, what Mr. Wen found Ann, and then what? What happened to this? Why did it affect Cristiano? Didn't Cristiano know that Ann had a boyfriend before?"

So, the whole world has recognized that there must be an affair between these two?Mendes silently laughed at a couple of people who thought they could hide from the world's eyes.

"Of course Cristiano knew, but the problem is, he didn't know that Mr. Wen wanted to reconcile with Ann after he realized that the so-called 'cheating' was someone deliberately framing Ann, and he didn't know that Ann rejected Mr. Wen, but Mr. Wen threatened to make public Ann's so-called 'cheating' incident..." Mendes obviously felt that the logic of this story was very confusing. They all feel weird.”

Knowing the truth about the "Splitting Gate"—wanting to get back together—Ann refuses—the annoyed man threatens to use the "Splitting Gate" to ruin Ann's reputation again...

Mourinho tried to clarify his thoughts, "So, do you think that if Mr. Wen speaks out about these shitty things and expresses his desire to get back together with Ann, it will affect Cristiano's mood or state? Am I not wrong?"

Mendes felt that Mourinho seemed to be indifferent, "Don't you think so?"

Mourinho waved his hand nonchalantly, "Of course not, do you know what a three-year-old thinks? 'The ex-boyfriend asked to get back together'--'Ann refused'--the process is over." Mourinho kindly He explained calmly: "Don't think that Cristiano will think too complicated, okay? And if you complicate the matter like this, it directly leads to the fact that I don't even have anyone who can handle media matters. Anyway. , we have reached a consensus on this matter, you should quickly call her back."

"She's busy with a little problem with her ex-boyfriend," Mendes said, without directly commenting on Mourinho's schedule. "I don't know why, she seems to be disgusted...but she's still in Madrid. , seems to be in contact with the Spanish media, in case Mr. Wen really does something radical - I think it's good to do this, if she can't concentrate in front of you, she will inevitably be discovered by Cristiano. Rather than doing this, it is better to first Avoid it, and when she arranges things properly, she will have a bottom line in her heart, and even if Cristiano finds out, she won't be in a hurry to follow her."

"I have to remind you, Jorge," Mourinho looked dissatisfied with this explanation, "Just these two days, Real Madrid star Di Stefano just wrote in his column in "Marca" The dictation accuses me of my tactical style of play-this matter is very serious, although Mr. Chairman did not say it clearly, but I can hear him very dissatisfied with our poor communication with the media."

Mendez couldn't help it, "No offense, Jose, but if you pay attention, it's not hard to find that the reason why the media is against you endlessly is because you keep provoking yourself—such as Suddenly pretending to be deaf and dumb at the press conference or not attending the press conference for no reason, if this kind of thing happens often, then even if ten An Tiantian is by your side, it is impossible to make the media like you more."

Mourinho forked a piece of purple cabbage, gave Mendes a sideways glance, and expressed very bluntly that he was very dissatisfied with Mendes' elbow turning outward, "I repeat, the current situation is that the media is torturing me. , intending to prevent Real Madrid from winning the Copa del Rey—as for whether I have done something inappropriate before, that is not our topic now. As a half-level employer, my only request is..."

"If I am a Tier [-] employer, then, one in five, in fact," Mendes saw that Mourinho didn't seem to understand, and added kindly, "I mean, you only have Ann One-fifth of the ownership. Because you know, with you, there are Cristiano, Icar, Pepe and Mr. Messi - of course, if it is more precise, I think Cristiano is Ann is probably the number one secondary employer, so you probably don't have one-fifth of the ownership. It's a pity."

Mourinho, like the crumbling purple cabbage on the tip of his fork, sighed dejectedly that "the injustice of the world only depends on the face".

Of course, if you want Mendes to say it, compared with Mourinho, he still thinks purple cabbage is very beautiful.

Having beaten his old partner enough, Mendes returned his conscience, "Okay, don't worry, Ann has already arranged everything on your side. She told me that she had asked someone to study the so-called 'Di Stefano's column' - that article is most likely forged under the guise of Di Stefano's name, because the wording and sentence of the article are different from the previous articles by Di Stefano himself. Then, she also arranged for a team member to write a summary article based on these differences, and sold it to the "Aspen" at a cheap price of 500 euros. It was too late for Mr. Sanders to thank her."

"Did I say that if I were Cristiano, I might be more worried about Mr. Sanders than Mr. Wen." Mourinho laughed maliciously and ate the piece in one bite. Purple cabbage.