On the Making of Steamed Bun [Net King]

When she got home, Kanmei left Sakaki Taro and the mummy boy in the living room, and turned to go upstairs alone.After a while, she came down from upstairs with a silver medicine box in her arms, put it on the tea table, stood in front of Qian Zhenzhi with her hands on her hips, and raised her chin slightly: "Take it off!"

"Ah?" Qian Zhenzhi opened his mouth wide to express his surprise.

"Ah what, let you take off your clothes." Gan Meiya raised her hand and took off the glasses on Gan Zhenzhi's nose, and threw them aside, staring at her dark almond eyes.

Qian Zhenzhi hurriedly raised his hand to cover his eyes, and looked at Gan Meiya through his fingers: "Auntie, this... this is not very good."

Gan Meiya glared at her nephew, took out a pair of large scissors from the medicine box, clicked twice, with a crisp voice, then looked up at Gan Zhenzhi, frowned, and said, "It's not like I haven't seen you when I was a child." What a shame to look naked. Besides, there are no outsiders here."

Hearing this, Sakaki Taro smiled without saying a word, avoiding the sight of Gan Sadaharu asking for help.

"No, auntie, I'm grown up now..." Without foreign aid, Gan Sadaharu could only rely on himself.

"I didn't let you take it off completely, but at least I left you a pair of panties." Gan Meiya raised the scissors in her hand.

"no……"

"Did you take it off yourself, or did I cut it for you!"

Faced with the two choices given by Gan Meiya, Gan Zhenzhi naturally chose the former wisely. He obediently took off his sportswear, leaving only a pair of small pants.

Gan Meiya walked around Gan Zhenzhi, there was no major wound on her body, but there were some small scratches on her arms and legs, she nodded reassuringly, and motioned him to find a place to sit down, Gan Zhenzhi hurriedly He quickly put on his pants, sat on the sofa with his upper body bare, put his hands on his knees, and grabbed his trouser legs.

"Why, shy." Gan Meiya caught a glimpse of Qian Zhenzhi's small movements from the corner of her eyes, and Gan Meiya pursed her lips and smiled, "I have seen many naked bodies, just your small body with no half flesh, completely It's not enough to look at. Oh, yes, your pants seem to be worn backwards." Seeing Gan Zhenzhi's body trembling again, the hand holding the trouser leg was clenched into a fist, and the veins on the back of the hand suddenly bulged, and the smile on Gan Meiya's face Even thicker, she raised her hand and patted the boy's shoulder, "Lower your head so that I can untie the gauze."

Gan Zhenzhi lowered his head, Gan Meiya looked at the slipknot at the back of his head, put the large scissors aside, stretched out his hand to untie the slipknot, the gauze was no longer bound, and immediately loosened a lot, and circled round and round , the smell of the ointment was getting stronger and stronger, Gan Meiya frowned, forcibly suppressed the intention of vomiting, and held her breath.

The gauze was completely untied, and looking at the colorful face, Gan Meiya finally understood why the doctor wrapped her nephew into a mummy, and slightly tightened her hand holding the gauze.

"Auntie..." Gan Zhenzhi called softly.

Gan Meiya took a deep breath, turned her head to look at Sakaki Taro who was standing aside, and said, "Taro, please take Sadako to get the ointment off your face."

"Okay." Sakaki Taro agreed happily.

Gan Meiya grabbed the mobile phone on the coffee table, turned around and walked towards the back of the bar.

"Auntie, what are you doing?" Qian Zhenzhi stood up and asked.

"I'll call Xiaoer." Gan Meiya said without turning her head, her voice sounded unusually calm, but both men, one big and one small, understood that it was the calm before the storm.

Standing behind the bar, pressed the number, the phone was connected quickly, and Liu Lianer's voice came: "Sister Meiya."

"Is that kelp head named Kirihara next to you?" Gan Meiya said calmly.

"……exist."

"Let him answer the phone."

"it is good."

After a while, the voice of the kelp head boy came from the other end of the phone: "Hello."

"Kirihara Chiya." Gan Meiya roared angrily, "Do you know the truth that you can't hit someone in the face! You can't control yourself, you can also control the tennis you play, can you stop going to my house all the time? Say hello to Sadako's face! A boy who was pretty good-looking, but now you make him look like this, in case his face is scarred and disfigured in the future, no girl likes him, and he can't find a girlfriend. You are in charge!"

There was no movement on the other end of the phone.

"Damn child, you can't do it lightly or seriously! If it is really disfigured, you are waiting to pay me for the plastic surgery!"

"I...I have no money..."

"Then come here and let me beat you up." Gan Meiya said angrily, "We'll fight each other."

"……it is good."

"Good for you."

"Teacher, this is actually me..."

Gan Meiya couldn't help being taken aback when she heard the words, and before the other party finished speaking, she muttered, "Why is Yukimura's voice appearing?"

"Because I turned on the speakerphone." Liu Lian'er's voice sounded.

"So you all heard what I said?" Gan Meiya raised her brows.

"Pfft...it's so clear that even passers-by can clearly hear Teacher Gan's words."

"Is it my fault?" Gan Meiya replied angrily.

"Blame me." Liu Lian Er honestly admitted the mistake.

"Forget it, it's okay, let's do it like this." The anger was vented, Gan Meiya didn't bother to say anything, hung up the phone, turned around and walked into the living room, threw the phone into the sofa, bent over and rummaged through the medicine box Appropriate ointment and gauze.

The two men standing in the bathroom looked at each other, and Sakaki Taro said, "Your aunt is very protective of you."

"Hehe... Auntie is very protective of her own people." Qian Zhenzhi wiped off the water droplets on his hands, grinned, but didn't want to tear the wound at the corner of his mouth, he hissed.

"If your aunt sees you smiling like this, she will definitely beat you." Recalling what Kanmiya said when she scolded the boy in the afternoon, Sakaki Taro couldn't help but chuckle.

"They're all on our own, uncle, don't tell aunt." Qian Zhenzhi quickly shut his mouth.

Sakaki Taro pursed his lips, saw that Sadaharu Sadaharu, who had lost his glasses, was looking at him with half-closed eyes, and asked, "Why do you wear those glasses?"

"It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the probability that those glasses can dispel the idea of ​​others trying to see my soul through the window is 85%." Qian Zhenzhi said with a straight face.

Sakaki Taro was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud. He shook his head, opened the door of the bathroom, and walked out. He saw Gan Meiya standing two meters away from the coffee table, frowning all the time, and on the coffee table Just laying out the medicine box, a bottle of ointment in a dark green bottle, and a roll of medicinal tape of the same color as the skin, he was taken aback again, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"A little nauseous." Gan Meiya stroked her chest and said. As soon as she finished her words, she seemed to think of something. She paused slightly, looked at Sakaki Taro who showed concern, and grinned, "I guess I ate too much barbecue just now." , so my stomach feels a little uncomfortable. Please ask Taro to help Sadako with medicine later."

"Okay." Sakaki Taro nodded slightly.

Seeing that Sakakitaro was successfully fooled, Kanmei stuck out her tongue secretly.

Under the guidance of Dr. Ganda, the newly appointed Nurse Sakakita thoroughly cleaned the wound of Gan Sadaharu, applied the medicine, and put on the adhesive tape. The two of them looked at the masterpiece of their cooperation and nodded in unison.

Qian Zhenzhi put on his glasses again, looked at the two people standing in front of him, and had a plan in his mind.

It was getting late, and after the head of the Kan family made an inquiry call, Kan Meiya stayed at home, and Sakaki Taro drove Kan Sadaharu home.

The black Toyota drove out of the villa area and drove smoothly on the main road. Sadaharu Gan, who was sitting in the co-pilot, turned his head to look at the rapidly receding scenery outside the window. He took out a notebook and pen from his trouser pocket, opened it, Glancing at the content written on that page, he raised his hand and pushed his glasses, and asked, "Uncle, when do you plan to marry Auntie?"

Sakakitaro paused slightly for turning the steering wheel, then recovered quickly. He lightly stepped on the accelerator to increase the speed of the car, and replied, "It should be fast."

"My aunt will be 29 years old next month, and she has already entered the ranks of advanced maternal age. The probability of having a baby at her age has increased by 20%. If a few years ago..." Qian Zhenzhi closed his mouth and looked down. with notebook.

When Sakakitaro heard the words, his eyes flickered slightly, he glanced at Gan Sadaharu, and asked, "That person hurt her deeply?"

Gan Zhenzhi was taken aback, looked up at Sakakitaro, and after a while, he asked without answering, "Didn't my aunt tell you?"

"No." Sakakitaro shook his head.

"Oh." Qian Zhenzhi nodded clearly, and said, "I don't know the specific situation, but I know that on the day my aunt and the man were going to register, the man did not show up at the city hall."

"Why?" Sakakitaro asked.

"They refused to tell me, but Lian Er and I speculated on the cause based on the results of the incident. We agreed that it should be that this man did something sorry for his aunt the day before they were going to register. Another woman's bed, because it was his ex-girlfriend who ended up marrying this man."

Sakaki Taro pondered slightly.

Seeing this, Qian Zhenzhi quickly explained: "The probability that my aunt is not a third party is 200%, and she has never interfered in their relationship. I remember my aunt said that the man broke up with the woman for more than a year before chasing after her." My aunt's."

"I know." Sakakitaro nodded.

"Eh? You know? Uncle, have you investigated your aunt?" Qian Zhenzhi showed a surprised expression on his face.

"Have you investigated?" Sakaki Taro asked without answering.

"My own people, don't investigate."

"I believe Meiya is not such a person."

Qian Zhenzhi raised his hand and pushed his glasses, grinning, showing eight white teeth: "Auntie is definitely not such a person."

"Don't laugh like that, be careful not to find a girlfriend in the future." Sakaki Taro said in a deep voice.

"Uncle, please don't do this." Qian Zhenzhi said helplessly.

Sakaki Taro smiled, and asked, "Sadaharu, do you know why your aunt came to Hyotei to be a health care teacher?"

Qian Zhenzhi's expression froze, he subconsciously turned his head to look at the man sitting beside him, his heart turned a thousand times.Did he know something?

"You really know." Sakaki Taro smiled again, turned the steering wheel in his hand, and the car drove into another road.

Gan Zhenzhi swallowed a mouthful of saliva and did not answer.

Sakaki Taro took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Gan Sadaharu, who took it with his hand, and looked at it seriously with the help of the streetlight outside the window: "The pregnancy test stick said...instructions? I...Auntie is pregnant? You...you live together? Oh, no, I mean the...the..."

"Yes." Sakaki Taro understood what the boy was referring to, and he nodded.

"Uh... this...uncle, is my aunt really pregnant?"

"I picked it up from the bathroom floor in her room."

"Oh, that means you haven't seen that stick yet." Gan Zhenzhi wrote down a long list of numbers in his notebook, "The probability that my aunt bought a pregnancy test stick to test whether she is pregnant is 100%, and I will use it for myself." The probability of using it for others is 95%, the probability of using it for others is 4%, and the other 1%. According to the existing data, the probability of my aunt's pregnancy is 99.99%."

"What about 0.01%?"

"The secretion of estrogen in the body is uncoordinated, referred to as endocrine disorders."

"..."

"By the way, uncle, did you say those three words to aunt?"

"Three words? Marry me?"

"It's me who loves you."

"...Thank you, but I only love your aunt." Sakaki Taro looked at Mikada Sadaharu, who had instantly turned into a love expert, with a strange expression, and said.

"...The probability that you haven't said these three words to your aunt is 100%." ​​Qian Zhenzhi wrote another stroke in his notebook, "No matter what age a woman is, she likes men to say these three words to her." Even though my aunt has been emotionally hurt and vowed that she will never remarry in this life, but judging from the current situation, she hopes that the probability of you saying these three words to her is 200%."

"Oh." Sakaki Taro nodded slightly.

"Uncle, the reason why my aunt became a health care teacher in Bingdi was entirely because of you."

"because I?"

"Hmm..." Gan Zhenzhi nodded heavily, as for the real reason, let it be.

Sakaki Taro's eyes dimmed slightly, and he stopped talking.

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