[Zhongyingmei] The beating heart

"I don't really understand. Artificial intelligence should be very dangerous. You know that I have encountered a lot before. They are indeed very smart, but sometimes they are a bit unreasonable."

"That's right Hal. We're dangerous, but not unreasonable. I'll tell you the truth, organics think we're unreasonable because they're stupid. Do you understand now?"

"You mean it's because we don't understand what you're thinking?"

"That's right. I don't understand at all. Maybe it's not that I don't understand, but that I can't keep up. Or I don't want to understand or keep up." Matthew said in a frivolous voice, "organisms have created things beyond themselves , so they—oh, you guys, don't want to understand lest they have to accept the fact that you're really, really stupid."

"Uh..." Hal realized that he couldn't say anything about Matthew in his life, so he gave up, so he poked Clint who was messing around, "Clint, I hate this artificial intelligence."

"Hahaha! You should have a better understanding of Hal. Matthew is actually not bad. He is very interesting." Clint was still tinkering with an electronic device in his hand, but he took the time to say this to Hal, "You guys Will be great friends! Trust me!"

"I think what Clint means is that I'm smart. You'll realize that someday." Matthew corrected Clint himself.

"Can we change to an artificial intelligence? Are they throwing us what others don't want?" Hal continued to talk to Clint without answering Matthew.

"Don't think so, Hal, Matthew isn't that bad."

"No, I can tell he's pretty advanced, but...but I think he's kind of scary."

"Ha, now you get the point." Clint smiled, and then he held up the device he had been working on before, "Look at this Hal! With this we can reach Tatooine smoothly! "

"Uh, you know that's not my major, so what the hell is this?"

"Do you know Hal, when Natasha and I were doing the missions given by Boss Fury, there were no Avengers and Tony at that time, those missions were extremely rare!" Clint said while turning on the device , the device emits some hoarse electronic sounds, like a radio signal that has not found the right channel, "No supplies, no backup, not even weapons! Of course there is no money. So me and Natasha will use some... means .to arrive at the destination comfortably and smoothly without causing too much trouble."

"I still don't understand..." Although he didn't quite understand what Clint's 'invention' was, Hal already felt that it must be a bad idea.

"Let me demonstrate it to you. Let's go, let's go to the landing pad. There must be regular spaceships carrying passengers." As he spoke, Clint beckoned Hal to follow him, "By the way, Hal, I heard Bea You're a 'superhero' too, right? Although it's not from the same universe as ours... what's your organization called?"

"Justice League."

"What? Justice League? Oh..." Clint was a little surprised, but suddenly realized, "So that's why Bea didn't let us call it Justice League..."

"what……?"

"Ah no, nothing. I mean, it's a cool name, we wanted to call it that." Clint shrugged, and he said, "And what do you do when you're not 'hero'? You know We've got to have a means of living. You see, I'm an agent, Tony's an entrepreneur... What about you?"

"Fighter test pilot."

"A fighter jet?! So handsome? So you're a soldier?"

"Ah... that counts?"

"I don't know if an agent counts as a soldier, but you might want to meet the captain, he's the best soldier ever. You're going to like him. Everyone likes him."

"..." Hal felt that there was something strange about it, some places were different from his home and the watchtower.Yes, the Clints are nice, and so is Tony, and so is Beal, they're nice to themselves, and they like them, but he's still kind of weird, "Well, Clint... you guys, I mean vengeance Or, you both know each other's secret identity?"

"Ah, this. It's really true..." After mentioning this, Clint realized that they covered their faces so that no one would know who they were?But it seems to be useless now, "After the whole world knew that Iron Man was Tony Stark, we never cared about our identity anymore. However, there are some people... who prefer to keep their identities secret. That’s what they chose, and others can’t say anything more.”

"Well... But, you like being together, I mean not only when you are a superhero, but also when you are an ordinary person."

"It's true... yes. Hahahaha!" Clint seemed to understand what Hal meant, and he said, "Because we guys don't have such a so-called 'private life'? No family, no children , nothing. Before we met, we didn’t even have friends. We hurt a lot of people who wanted to help us, hurt people who wanted to get close to us, and finally met our partners on the same road when we were poor and white. We only To be together. Just us."

"...Sorry, I didn't expect that."

"It's okay! Ha! It's not a sad thing, why are you apologizing!" Clint laughed, "Now we are very happy, although there have been all kinds of troubles after getting together, we are all in By doing what we want to do and being who we want to be, we become powerful enough to defeat enemies that we could not defeat alone, and protect friends that we failed alone. Isn’t that great?”

"Ah, you're right—"

"So! Welcome to the Avenger Hal! Let me tell you a secret, Tony always hides the pickles in the third shelf of the refrigerator! Now we are friends!"

"Huh? But..." Wait, when did you join the group?

"But Hal, don't mess with Hulk and Natasha. But I think you'll know when you see Hulk that you can't mess with him... just Natasha, don't look at her charming appearance, her tonnage and Hao Ke is the same. And don't flirt with Beer, her boyfriend is horrible. Look, it's not difficult, is it?"

"Thank you Clint. I mean...befriend me so quickly."

"Just kidding, we've known each other for more than three hours, right?"

Finally arrived at the apron, which is like the waiting hall on the earth.It looks high-end, but it's actually messy.People walked around in a hurry, looking for the spaceship they wanted to take.And Clint and Hal are crouching in the corner now, staring at the buzzing device—

"Today, there are...three spaceships going to Tatooine. They are small economical spaceships. Let me see...that's it! Matthew! I'll leave it to you!" Clint pressed on the machine For a while, then he selected an entry, and said, "Businessman couple with three grassroots factories on Tatooine...hmmm...looks like we're going to crossdress."

"Change, crossdress? Wait, Clint!"

"Don't worry don't worry Hal! You're taller than me, so I'll wear the dress... Matthew, we need some 'props'."

"No problem. The owner of the clothing store that turned right on the corner ahead and walked to the end forgot to lock the door when he left." Matthew seemed very cooperative, and he likes to do this kind of thing, "Also, your identification has been done. Yes. The couple you are about to impersonate has temporarily canceled their trip to Tatooine because they suddenly won the "Deluxe Ten-Day Tour of Mandalorian Capital."

"Hahaha! Well done Matthew...I don't understand why other people don't like you. I think you are the best."

"Aha! Someone finally found out! This proves that you are also one of the few smartest people in the organism, Clint."

No, no, it's just because you two smell like each other!Hal complained in his heart. Before he met this group of people, he was the most unreliable existence among the veterans of the Dazheng Alliance. Now he understands that one should really not underestimate oneself.When it comes to messing around and making completely unreliable plans, I can't compare myself to this group of people.

"Okay, Hal, you are now Mr. Kelowleveld Sabinson, my husband." Clint, who was dressed in women's attire, meticulously put on makeup and a wig, looked at the data disk in his hand seriously, yes Er said, "I'm Mrs. Sarah Sabinson. Your wife. Well... you and my bestie once had an affair on a long trip and you couldn't hold your head up after I found out. Also you have mixed hemorrhoids ——Matthew, where did you get all these materials?"

"Various places. It is enough for you to pretend to be them perfectly." Matthew said confidently, "Even if the Jedi Masters come to interrogate you, as long as your acting skills are good enough, you will never be exposed."

"You know we just have to outwit the robot conductors on the tarmac?"

"Oh...is that so? Why didn't you say it earlier. Why don't I just override the authority and control the robot's system?"

Change teammates!I want to change teammates!Hal looked hopeless.He couldn't find any words to complain about, so you all did it on purpose!It's just for fun!

"Forget it, this is quite fun, maybe the disguise can bring some other benefits... I haven't done a disguise task for a long time, and I'm still a little excited!"

Sure enough, it's because it's fun! !No!I don't want to pretend to be your ladyboy's husband!So can't you find a normal disguised identity!And why do we have to go so hard pretending to be someone else on the spaceship!Why!If you don't have money to buy a ticket, it's okay to borrow Obi-Wan or something!Anyway, the boat ticket to Tatooine is not expensive at all!

So it's because it's fun! !

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Yes, just for fun =w=