[Zhongyingmei] The beating heart

General Grievous was not happy.First, his lung function was getting worse and he was coughing up blood.Maybe something inside is broken.Maybe I should replace my lung with a machine, so that it doesn't always have problems.Secondly, Count Dooku actually sent himself to a place like Tatooine to deal with a hammer problem.That's right, a hammer.

It was a hammer no one could lift.When General Grievous' robot army landed on Tatooine, the people here had been trying to move the hammer day and night in every way imaginable and unimaginable, but all failed.The hammer remained motionless, as if it were connected to the earth.

At first General Grievous thought that 'the gang of village guns on Tatooine must have done nothing good'.But when he tried to hit the hammer with the shuttle and the walker to no avail, he began to consider whether to use orbital strikes.But Count Dooku had asked him to 'handle' the hammer, not destroy Tatooine.So orbit strike or forget it.

That hammer is weird.One thing no one can move it, another thing is that if you try to destroy it, lightning will fall from the sky and knock you into the air.General Grievous had already lost several droids to this.It's hard to believe that his robot army could lose something because of a hammer.

Just when General Grievous wanted to simply report to Count Dooku that the damn hammer was nothing worth noting and just leave it there, a new mission came.It's great that I finally don't have to struggle with the hammer.

"There's a merchant on that ship who is a secret supplier to the Republic and the Jedi. We need him alive to serve us."

The hologram of Count Dooku stood upright, in fact, he always stood upright.It made him look haughty and proud.Grievous didn't care about that, in fact, he basically didn't care about anything.Maybe a Jedi has a nice collection, but as someone who can give up his physical body in pursuit of power, he really doesn't give a shit.

"Understood, my lord." Grievous accepted the order.They need to intercept a regular ship arriving on Tatooine from Coruscant.It couldn't be easier.And it is absolutely impossible for the Jedi Knights to be so wide-ranging.They won't even know what's going on, and their clandestine suppliers will become separatist lackeys.

"Question one, why did General Grievous intercept a passenger ship?" Clint hid among the passengers on the passenger ship who were forcibly taken off the spaceship by the robot army, and said softly while observing the surrounding situation, "Question two, Does this have anything to do with our hammer? Question three, Matthew, can you hack into the robot's console and make them our teammates?"

"Answer one, I don't know." Matthew replied softly, "Answer two, I don't know either. Answer three, if I can hack in, I can answer the above two questions. They're defecting... wait until I get in. They're not connected, give me an access point for the terminal."

"It's a pity that robots can't feel my charm, otherwise I could seduce them."

"No. Even if it's not a robot, no one can feel the charm from you like this." Hal couldn't help it anymore, he said, "I attract the attention of these people, you take this opportunity to go in with Matthew Terminal. Let's get this over with and capture Grievous alive and have a party with Obi-Wan."

"Great idea," said Clint, pulling his purple sunglasses straps from his 'corset' and putting them on. "These skirts just cover my gear. It's easy being a woman, isn't it?"

"You know what? I don't want to rant anymore. I'll count to one and we'll start." Hal glanced at Clint again, saying he had the ring ready.

"Why one? Shouldn't it be three—"

"one!"

Before the words fell, Hal had already started to act. He wanted to use the ring to fight directly, but when he thought about it, he and Clint were the only two to directly fight an entire battleship robot army, which was simply the worst thing ever. Bad idea, so he changed his target temporarily, pulled the fat Twi'lek standing in front of him, and shouted: "No! Heart attack! He's having a heart attack!" The egg is dizzy.

"Help! Doctor! We need a doctor!!" Because of the screams caused by struggling and suffocating, the Twi'lek did look a bit like a heart attacker, and after a while he rolled his eyes and lay on the ground, and Everyone else gathered, and Clint saw the moment, and he quickly hid in a nearby container that was about to be transported away.

"Put your uniform under your skirt." Matthew made a faint voice.

"Shh! Matthew! We'll be heard!" Clint said as he ripped off his skirt. "I thought Hal was going to kill some robots in a cool way!"

"He has a better plan now," Matthew said. "Have you any plans?"

"You don't trust me, Matthew? I'm an agent. Although I'm not as high as Natasha, I'm an agent!" Clint emphasized, and he had already prepared his folding bow and quiver. , a spare quiver, and a few other things.He is a 'purely human' agent.

"...Why do you do such a thing?" Matthew paused for half a second, but he still asked, "You don't have any special abilities, you don't have high-tech armor, and you're not even a soldier. Why do you still want to be a 'hero'?"

"Please, Matthew, I thought you understood." While answering Matthew, Clint carefully watched the situation outside the container. The box was being moved now, and he could feel it, "Why did Captain Turing want to save the world?"

"Because he was forced."

"Okay. False analogy. Why would the police deal with criminals who have ten times the firepower? Why would firefighters rush into a collapsing building or a fire?"

"Because they're stupid?"

"Matthew..."

"...because that's their job." Matthew said with a slight sigh, "but you're different. You can choose, I mean, you can just do your job. Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., just agents job, not the Avengers job."

"So sad Matthew, do you think I'm not up to the job?"

"No. You did a good job. It's just that I don't understand why some ordinary human beings are always willing to sacrifice their lives to save their stupid kind." Matthew said very straightforwardly, sometimes he would say very cryptically, But it depends on his mood and the person he is talking to.

"Because humans are pack animals and they're really stupid?"

"This reason is acceptable."

Very good.Clint raised an eyebrow.Matthew... he actually doesn't hate humans very much.At least he doesn't hate all humans.But so far, Clint has only met one person whom Matthew can 'treat with tenderness'.However, according to Captain Turing, Matthew's attitude towards the girls will be much better.Maybe he just hates men.

After a while, the container appears to be loaded and unloaded into a warehouse.Clint waited for a while and found that there was no movement outside, and he came out of the box cautiously: "The secret agent operation has begun."

"Do you need help?"

"Can you show a tactical gauge or something cool on my sunglasses?"

"No. Because your sunglasses are just sunglasses."

"Okay. Then play Blackoutthesun!"

"No. That will interfere with the mission. Now get out of this room and turn left, there is a system terminal at the end that we can use."

"Matthew, I'm not used to you being so serious! I even brought my Ipod!"

Grievous!That's General Grievous!Hal hid behind the crowd, but he still couldn't help himself seeing the fabled General Grievous.Fortunately, he had already met Obi-Wan and Anakin before, which allowed him to temporarily suppress the urge to rush forward to ask for an autograph.But come to think of it, General Grievous is a bad guy, Hal.

"What happened?!" Grievous looked at the Twi'lek lying on the ground and asked the robot soldiers beside him angrily.

"Well, this Twi'lek seems to have a heart attack, General." The soldier straightened up a little. "What shall we do?"

"Wake up this man! He is the supplier we want!" General Grievous didn't want to talk nonsense with these mindless robots for a long time, and he directly issued an order, "Throw everyone else out of the air valve!"

"received."

Bastard.Super villain!Only then did Hal come to his senses, Grievous just said about the supplier?What supplier?This fat Twi'lek?No no no, the point now is that they are all going to be thrown out of the valve!

Robot soldiers have surrounded Hal and other travelers.They forced the passengers to the air valve with guns, and Hal had to find a way, and he had to save these people.It's not a matter of thinking about how to avoid a war with so many robots: "Come closer, everyone!" Hal must act immediately, and it is obvious that the robots will only follow orders without showing any kindness.

"..." General Grievous wanted to leave here, but he heard Hal's voice, he always felt that something was wrong, so he stopped and looked back, when the robot opened the air valve to push those unfortunate passengers out of the cabin When it was outside, a green light suddenly flashed out, and it formed a ball as if alive, enveloping the passengers who were supposed to fly to the depths of the universe!

"Uh...General?" Obviously the robots had never seen such a scene, "Is it a Jedi Knight?"

"Catch them! Send out fighter jets!" General Grievous didn't care if he was a Jedi or not, he stared at Hal who had put on his uniform to drive the ring, "Catch the one in tights alive! Don't worry about the rest!"

"received."

Oops!It's a fighter!Hal is flying in space with passengers, and in order to avoid those chasing fighter jets, he has only one place to go, Tatooine.At least these innocent people can be put down there.There is no way Hal can only fly to Tatooine quickly, hoping that there will be no one waiting for him there.

The author has something to say:

Yes, Hal will face the princess of Asgard alone, there is nothing to worry about. 【perhaps

The next chapter is Captain Turing!and girls!And Tony!