[Zhongyingmei] The beating heart

"Beer's ex-boyfriend?" Hal was confused.Beer's ex-boyfriend can eat people? !Such a heavy taste, I really want to see his face.

"Yeah, you must have seen him. Just the guy with the bloodless face, the fierce expression, the guy in the hoodie who likes to stand in the shadows and corners!"

"Ah... you mean Alex?" Leaving aside the cannibalism, Hal said, "Alex is... Beer's current boyfriend, right?"

"What, they didn't tell you the truth?" Loki still took it for granted, he said unhappily, "That was all hundreds of years ago? I'm the current one, okay? It's me."

"...I think this is the first time you've messed with him, right?"

"No. I think it's the second time." Loki really thought about it, "The first time was the Battle of New York. I was the enemy of them all back then. Or the first time I framed stupid Thor That time in the atrium, after all, I was their enemy that time too, but they haven't seen me yet. But maybe it's me making him an ex that pissed him off the most this time."

"Well, what have you done?"

"You really want to know? Well...then I kept harassing and molesting Bea and then kidnapping her again. I think I made him very upset in other ways too." Loki is very self-aware," but says Honestly that's actually very interesting. But, I'm sure, if I do something wrong now, he can use that as an excuse to eat me alive-note, not rhetorical, but literal."

"Oh Loki..." Hal sighed, he seemed to have vaguely understood something, "Tell me the truth, even though I've only known you for 3 minutes, I already understand. You don't want Bea to come The reason you're here isn't because Alex is going to kill you, is it?"

"Maybe there is another reason why I don't want my idiot brother to wake up? If he never wakes up, then I..." Suddenly Loki smiled, "Then I am the heir to the throne?!"

"No, no, no... I didn't mean that." Hal suddenly felt a little tired talking to this person, "Look, I think you don't want Bea to come because you don't want her to kiss your brother. Thor Right?" When did Loki become Thor's younger brother?This relationship is very strange.

"Yeah, because then Alex might kill me with some weird excuse. Like: Ooops! A hand slipped and Loki's head fell off."

"Uh..." Will it really become like that?What have you done?Hal now began to wonder if the Alex he saw and the Alex Loki said were the same person.Although he and Alex didn't have much to say, when Bea introduced herself to Alex, Alex acted like a normal person.Just a little... coy.He doesn't seem very comfortable with strangers, but that's not surprising, "I mean, maybe it's not for that reason either. You're not afraid of Alex, you just don't want Bea near your brother. "

"...She used to be on Thor's pecs almost every day. Well, not every day, maybe half the time of the week, and the other half she would be on Captain America."

"Uh, that's not what I meant either!" I seemed to be careless and knew a lot of gossip.Hal said, "Use your wits! Use your wits! You just don't want Bea kissing your brother!"

"..." Loki sighed deeply, he stepped forward and patted Hal on the shoulder, "Thank you for trying so hard to tell me this, mortal. Obviously you don't even know what I did before What...but. You're right. I just don't want her to kiss Thor."

"Actually, have you always understood?"

"Of course. I'm a mortal with wisdom!" Loki glanced at Hal again as a matter of course, and he said, "I just don't want you to know so much. Who knows that you are so enthusiastic. You can tell what you are at a glance' Superhero' or something. Looking at your uniform, your 'hero name' must have something to do with 'Green', right? Don't tell me I don't want to know."

"Okay. But Loki, you can't stop Thor because of that, can you? He's Thor, and Asgard needs him."

"That's right. Asgard needs their first warrior, their first prince, and the Avengers need their teammates, friends, brothers. Bea needs her 'Brother Hammer'. What if it's me?" Loki He said and looked at Hal, "If I fell into a deep sleep, would things still be like this?"

"I... well, I'm sure the Avengers will save you too."

"They won't. You don't know what I've done before." Loki raised his eyebrows, "I know they never would save me. They came to Asgard for Bea, to save Asgard It's for Thor. If I was the one lying there, they'd be like: Wow, Loki won't be in trouble again."

"Bill will save you."

"..." Loki really didn't know how Hal was so sure. He looked at Hal and emphasized word by word, "She will never, never, never kiss me. Of course if she really did that , my goodness... my end will be that day too. I will die. Be eaten."

"But she will save you Loki. I know she will. The others, I dare not say, she will." Hal is very confident about this, he knows it, "Prince Charming will save anyone, right ?You're an Asgardian and don't know the story of the Atrium."

"Hmph...then let's make a bet." Loki raised his interest, and he said, "I'll help you and Thor find Bea, but before she saves my stupid brother, let's bet that she won't." Will save me. If she will, okay, you win, you have to help me block Alex's attack. If I win, fine, you help me block Alex's attack."

"In any case, I will help you block Alex's attack, right?"

"Actually if I win, Alex won't attack me so you don't have to die."

"You know? Although this bet is not very good. But the deal. Let's try it!"

"Okay. If we want to contact Beau, we can't do it in Asgard." Loki said with certainty, "Of course we can use some magic, but I don't know how to do it." People who know this kind of magic obviously didn't come with this place. In short, we need mortal technology."

"This is Tatooine, maybe we can go down to the city and find something that works," Hal said. "Are you sure you want to do this?"

"What?" Loki didn't know what Hal was talking about again.

"I mean, go to Bea. I can understand if you don't want to help."

"Hey..." Loki really couldn't help it, he was not good at dealing with these stupid and cute mortals, "If I really don't help, then Bier will always remember this matter, and whenever there is any trouble in the future Sometimes, she would say something like 'You didn't help Hammer last time and you left Hal to do dangerous things by himself', and I'll never be able to refute her."

"Ah, no...Speaking of which, shouldn't you be a bad person?"

"When I tried to be a bad guy for the third time, I made a wrong decision, so I couldn't be a bad guy anymore. It's a pity, you see, I obviously have a bad guy's face." Loki pointed at his face , he said, "But, His Royal Highness said, 'You are not a bad person, you are just being willful', there is no way, you have to listen to the prince, right?"

"This... There are too many things to complain about. I don't know what to say." Hal thought for a few seconds, "Let's think about how to contact Coruscant."

"I've also seen this movie. There are a lot of DVDs and peripherals of this movie piled up in the mansion of the Avengers gang of idiots. I will watch it when I am bored." Loki said it as a matter of course, "and steal Eating what’s in their refrigerator, of course they haven’t found out about it. You’re so stupid hahahaha...Anyway, let’s go find that... Jabba, it’s the landlord here.”

"Ah, no, you mean that you can enter the Avengers gathering place casually? Wait, wait..."

"Of course, it's easy to sneak in. That steward from Stark will serve me tea."

This... What kind of group of heroes is the Avengers?Just when Hal was still thinking about this matter and followed Loki involuntarily, he suddenly raised his head and found that the person in front of him was not Loki but someone else——

"Hey?!! Bea?!"

"Aha! You have been tricked too!"

Loki - or Loki in Bea's form - laughed and said, "Why don't we try this! You see, Alex has been tricked, and you've been tricked too. , maybe that ancient fairy tale will also be deceived!"

"Ah...it's okay to try, but are you willing to kiss your brother?"

"..." Loki froze suddenly, the smile on his face immediately turned into dissatisfaction and disgust, and then quickly changed back to his own appearance, "Let's go to Jabba to borrow the communicator."

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