Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

This is a beach.

The air here is fresh, the scenery is beautiful, the reeds are swaying gently against the wind, and dozens of red-crowned cranes are pacing gracefully by the water's edge, or bowing their heads for food, or singing with their necks open, or dancing in pairs, or flying high... It's a paradise on earth.

Standing among the reeds, Zhuang Heng looked up at the blue sky and white clouds, which were more beautiful than the refined picture, and couldn't help but exclaimed resoundingly: "ko—lo—lo——"

[Pfft—hahahahahahahaha——]

A certain system ai that had inexplicably appeared in his mind since he woke up burst into uncontrollable laughter, and quickly apologized after laughing: [I'm sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai adjusted his tone: [I am full of sympathy for your experience, but this is only temporary. As the saying goes, a blessing in disguise, since you have been bound to our Dajinjiang live broadcast system, you will definitely be able to live a good life in the future, as long as you have nothing to do You can easily earn Jinjiang coins and points by doing food live broadcasting. With your cooking skills so superb, food live broadcasting is not a piece of cake? ]

Zhuang Heng raised his two wings indifferently: [You want me to use this for live broadcast? ]

ai: [...It's not impossible, the initial conditions are a bit difficult, but it will get better and better in the future, besides, you will soon become the emperor's favorite pet, not to mention food and clothing, and you can also be an official, If you are lucky, you can still live in the harem...]

[You can fucking shut up for me! ] Zhuang Heng kicked away the withered grass next to him a little irritably, and walked out of the reed marsh angrily, [No, I want to move! ]

It's a long story. He read the novel called "The Return of the Abandoned Son" before. The novel was very refreshing. He forgot to sleep and eat, and stayed up all night. As expected, there was a price to pay for staying up late. He died suddenly after reading the ending After waking up again, he was transmigrated into this inexplicable world, onto a thin red-crowned crane, and there was an indistinguishable voice in his head, which claimed to be the ai with the number 001 of the Jinjiang Food Live Broadcasting System, and the ai told him , he is already in the book, destined to become the villain's pet.

God damn pets!

Zhuang Heng had no resistance to being a pet at first. Before he crossed over, he had just inherited his family’s catering group, so he was so busy day and night that he occasionally read novels or made food live broadcasts to relax when he had some free time. But he didn’t dare to keep cats and dogs. Fearing that he would not have time to take care of him, he could only do pets in the cloud. Every time he saw those pet videos on the Internet, he was very envious, and more than once he expressed the emotion of "I really want to be a pet in my next life". Now my dream has come true. What a wonderful thing!

It's a pity that the reality is too fucked up, that villain, the stupid king... is a pervert!

#Shock!The majestic king of a country actually took off his clothes and did this kind of thing to it! #

Almost like this.

Zhuang Heng flapped his thin wings and flew into the sky a few times, looking at the towering city tower not far away: [Is the capital over there? ]

ai: [Yes, today you live in it, and you will live in it in the near future. ]

Zhuang Heng fell to the ground angrily.

The red-crowned crane companions who were walking nearby immediately surrounded him and called at him. The language system of birds is relatively simple and the vocabulary is scarce. Find it for you... Zhuang Heng can't speak human language now, he can only speak crane language. He has been awake for several days, and he has basically grasped the status quo through communication with this group of cranes. Crane is the thinnest one in the family group. He is naturally peaceful. No one bullies him because of his thinness. On the contrary, everyone takes good care of him. Compared with these big cuties, he is in a bad mood. The only irascible member in the family group, but the cuties are still very tolerant of him.

Zhuang Heng thought: Stay away from the capital, and you will be finished if you are caught, but you can't leave these kind and lovely people to escape alone.

He began to try to communicate with his companions for the nth time: "ko—lo—lo——"

Let's move, it's not good here.

The companions raised their necks and sang: "ko-lo-lo--"

Don't go, it's fine here.

Zhuang Heng continued: "ko—lo—lo—"

There is danger here.

The companions flapped their wings: "ko-lo-lo--"

No danger.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

It’s not that he doesn’t want to present the facts, reason, and fight with reason. He’s really powerless. He’s a crane right now, and a crane with a poor language system can’t speak more complicated content. Besides, although he is well cared for, he is obviously among the cranes. He didn't have the right to speak, Zhuang Heng gave up persuading, and shut his mouth without love.

Forget it, just sneak away and call them when you find a better habitat.

Zhuang Heng has made up his mind, taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind to sneak away from the group of cranes, all the cranes will rest after dark, only one adult crane on guard is more vigilant, Zhuang Heng distracts it with movements made of stones and reeds, along the way Leaving the tidal flat smoothly, he couldn't see the direction clearly at night, so he felt the darkness and went further away. After he was sure he was far away from the tidal flat, he found a place to rest and set off immediately at dawn.

ai asked him: [Where are you going? ]

Zhuang Heng first flew in a direction away from the capital, and only began to think about this problem when he got tired from flying and rested.

The book describes the bifurcated overhead era in the late Eastern Zhou Dynasty - the Great G Dynasty. The ancestors of this dynasty ended the Warring States period and completed the great unification, but they did not reform like Qin. It has been around for more than 500 years.However, the dynasty is now at the end of its strength, and there are alien races from all over the world staring at it, and various princes from all walks of life are ready to move. Among them, there are many countries, big and small, competing and annexing each other. In the dark, there is a protagonist named Qi Wang who is planning a great cause of rebellion. It is relatively peaceful. Only the capital and surrounding areas.

The description of the villain Hunjun in the article is relatively sideways. Looking at the whole text, he is probably a bastard in all aspects. It is wise to stay away from him. Although King Qi is far away from the wild land, he has the blessing of the golden finger of rebirth , can be regarded as a potential stock.Zhuang Heng didn't want to get involved in these fights. Since he was dressed as a crane, it would be better to live the life of a wild crane. It's just that it's difficult to realize this ideal.

He thought for a while: [No matter where you go, you definitely can't stay in the capital. The emperor has to go out of the palace to wander around if he has something to do, and it will be troublesome if he catches him back. ]

Ai suggested: [Then go to King Qi's fiefdom, King Qi has strong soldiers and horses, and King Qi doesn't have the bad habits of Japanese birds. ]

Zhuang Heng had black lines on his face, and paused: [Don’t go, the place with strong soldiers and horses is not safe, and the soldiers over there are all skilled in archery, what if I get shot when they are training soldiers? ]

Ai said: [Then go to the surrounding small countries, the small countries have a lot of weak troops, and they probably don't have many arrows. ]

Zhuang Heng objected: [Small countries are even worse. A small country may be annexed by a big country at any time. The big country’s soldiers and horses will overwhelm the border. After the war, you will find that the small country doesn’t have much food to grab. What if you want to shoot some game to reward the army? ]

ai: […]

Zhuang Heng said cautiously: [Let's go to the abandoned city, there is no war in the abandoned city, the defenders are only old, weak, sick and disabled, and their combat effectiveness is very good, relatively safe. ]

ai: [...It makes sense and cannot be refuted. ]

Abandoned is the original capital of the Dag Dynasty. Because of an invasion by foreign enemies, the emperor moved the capital to the east, and the original capital became an abandoned capital. Throughout history, moving the capital often indicates that a dynasty is beginning to end. Zhuang Heng is an outsider, so naturally It can be seen clearly that the move of the dynasty to the east was not long ago, that is to say, the big g has not yet reached the real decline, and it can last for a long time, which makes the situation of the abandoned capital very delicate. The attack could not come in, and because the prestige of the emperor still existed, the princes did not dare to abolish the idea of ​​abolishing the capital for the time being. Abandoned is an abandoned place, but no one can gnaw at it. After careful consideration, Zhuang Heng felt that there Settlement is a good choice.

Abandoned City is to the west of the capital city, he turned around and flew westward. After flying for a short time, he suddenly noticed a group of people running below. These people were neatly dressed, some were holding swords, some were holding bows, and they were fighting hard. Chasing the person in front, Zhuang Heng speeded up and took a closer look. The person being chased was a young man, dressed in tatters, covered in dirt, tall, he looked about sixteen or seventeen years old, but his face was young. She looked only fourteen or fifteen years old.

A group of adults hunting down a teenager?If the boy was dressed decently, he could still guess that it was a dispute between the nobles. In that case, his life might not be in danger, but this boy was dressed like a beggar, what did they arrest him for?Be a slave?still eat?

It’s not that he made up his mind. Although the dynasty in the original text has entered a feudal society, slavery still exists in many places, and it is a truly cannibalistic society.

Zhuang Heng was so frightened by his guess that his hair stood on end. He saw that someone was approaching the young man with a sword, and subconsciously let out a warning cry. , clutching his scratched head and rolling over in the grass.

Cranes have first-class fighting power. Zhuang Heng once watched a video of a crane confronting three tigers and scaring them away. Today, he finally experienced the thrill of a fighter. It is estimated that other cranes in the family group can poke a few bloody holes in the human head with their claws.

A brief accident gave the boy a chance to escape. The boy ran into a forest panting and hid in the grass half a person's height. Zhuang Heng vented his anger.

At this moment, there was a resounding cry of cranes, and dozens of cranes flew forward and swooped down, attacking the besiegers of Zhuang Heng to the point of bleeding.

Zhuang Heng recognized that they belonged to his own group, and he couldn't help being moved. These innocent and cute people chased after him, and he didn't know how worried they were when they found him missing after dawn. He hurried over to help.

Zhuang Heng suppressed the guilt in his heart, flapped his wings and flew towards the woods, shouting loudly at the same time: "ko—lo—lo—"

There are bad guys in the woods!

The companions immediately chased after him, and surrounded those people in the blink of an eye.

The boy hid in the grass and held his breath, his black and white eyes stared at the cranes not far away. The screams from the cranes made those chasing him dare not fight, and they rolled and crawled out of the woods .

A crane gracefully walked up to him, flapping its wings on his back, he staggered, fell into the haystack with a "plop", and gnawed a mouthful of mud.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

So embarrassing, am I so strong?I just want to comfort you, little brother.