Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

In a strange silence, the three of them turned their gazes to the crane, with unbelievable expressions in their eyes. At this time, the immature child's voice sounded again, a little more surprised than before: "Huh? It's me who is talking Is it? Ahhh, I can talk!"

Zhuang Heng's eyes widened, and it took him a long time to slowly come back to his senses. He circled around the crane flapping its wings excitedly, and stretched out his hand to touch the crane's neck: "Cough...have you become a spirit? Is there really a problem in this space?" Anything can happen!"

Zhu Yongmeng looked confused: "Shouldn't the cranes on Xiandao become spirits?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

AI suddenly shouted: [Master, master!Let me read a system prompt to you: Congratulations to the host for unlocking the hidden function—Xianli Xianqi, this function is free! ]

Zhuang Heng:? ? ?

The AI ​​has added a barrier to speak this time, only Zhuang Heng and Xiao Lang who are system clones can hear it, outsiders like Zhu Yongmeng and the labor camp prisoners who are busy farming in the space cannot hear, Xiao Lang looks at Zhuang Heng At a glance, he was obviously very puzzled by this function, and asked with his eyes.

Zhuang Heng was also confused by this strange name: [Please explain to me, what is Xianli Xianqi?Are there specific instructions? ]

AI said: [Yes!Let me see!Oh, it means that the space has aura, and you can cultivate immortals. ]

Zhuang Heng was stunned: [No wonder the planting, animal husbandry and aquatic products in it are so productive... Fuck, is it because my crane suddenly spoke because it absorbed spiritual power?The other animals in it are also very smart. Although they can't speak, they look a bit wise, maybe it's because of their spiritual power?So isn't it too cruel for me to engage in animal husbandry and aquatic products?If those animals are wise, I will sell them and serve them on the table...]

AI said: [It's different!There is an additional note that only the things that existed in the space or grew naturally or the owner you personally planted and cultivated have immortality. The things that captives and criminals handle are not immortal, because they are ordinary people, so the fruits and vegetables they grow , Farmed poultry, livestock and aquatic products are all tacky, and those who are not wise can be eaten by people. ]

Zhuang Heng breathed a sigh of relief: [Fortunately, fortunately, otherwise I would not dare to take out so many things. ]

On the one hand, I was afraid that selling intelligent poultry and livestock would cause a sense of guilt, and on the other hand, I was worried that selling food with spiritual power to ordinary people would disrupt the social order. Automatically solve it for him, he suddenly suspects that this system is not a product of technology, but a fantasy product with spiritual consciousness itself.

He is not inquisitive, because he believes that the system is not malicious to him, he quickly put his doubts behind him, and then he took Zhu Yongmeng to the animal husbandry island and aquaculture island, and after preparing all the ingredients on the list , One brain took out the space and piled it into the yard.

Zhu Yongmeng experienced dizziness again. After returning to the yard, he was refreshed. After all, he was a person who had been to Xiandao.

Two days later it will be the day of the official alliance. The stage of the alliance has already been set up, and the soldiers and horses from all walks of life are parked far away on the periphery. Only a few bodyguards for close protection followed the carriages of the princes to the stage of the alliance. The princes got out of the carriages one after another. , Looking up at the high meeting platform, King Qi took off his saber first, expressing the peaceful purpose of this meeting. Even though the other princes were a little unhappy in their hearts, they didn't want to start a conflict, so they could only follow suit .

King Qi unloaded his weapon, walked to a carriage behind, and bowed his hands with a smile under the eyes of all the people: "Please get off the carriage, the national teacher."

The weather was hot, and the princes were still sweating profusely standing under the canopy. The servants beside them kept fanning them, but it didn't reduce the sweltering heat around them. They squinted their eyes and looked at the carriage under the scorching sun. A person came out from inside, that person's face and figure were familiar appearances that he had seen before, they couldn't help squinting their eyes, and murmured in their hearts: Is it really the national teacher?The emperor said that the national teacher has been promoted, and he no longer asks the secular world, but unexpectedly, he was invited by King Qi. Does King Qi really have a destiny?

At the corner of Huimengtai, Zhuang Heng and Xiao Lang stood in a secret place to observe. The two of them had mixed in Zhu Yongmeng's team and came to the back kitchen of Huimengtai in a fair manner. Cold dishes, even if others look over, they will only pay attention to the banquet area where people are passing by, and will not notice Zhuang Heng and Xiao Lang in the corner.

Zhuang Heng looked at the figure getting off the carriage, and hissed: "It looks quite similar, just like the national teacher himself, and the disguise technique is so powerful?" He touched Xiao Lang with his elbow, "You and The national teacher is the most familiar, can you see if that person is real or fake?"

Xiao Lang said firmly: "Fake, no matter how resembling the skin and flesh, flaws will still be exposed in every gesture."

Zhuang Heng felt relieved: "It's fine if it's fake."

There were several princes who came to participate in the alliance. Zhuang Heng traveled all over the country in the past two years and had contact with all the princes. At this moment, he can distinguish them with just a glance. Firstly, King Qi has a high rank, and secondly, the alliance was initiated by King Qi, so standing in the crowd, King Qi enjoyed the feeling of holding the stars together.Behind King Qi are the four princes, namely Duke Zou of Zou State in the east, Duke Hu of Hu State in the west, Duke Liang of Liang State in the north, and Duke Xun of the host country here.Behind them are the four princes, whose national power is slightly weaker, and their fiefdoms are all located in the central region. They are the monarchs of Shen State, Dai State, Le State, and Lu State.

One king, four princes, four lords, plus the fake national teacher, there are ten people in total, and the ten people gave in to each other several times. In the end, King Qi took the lead and boarded the Huimeng platform one after another. King Qi glanced at everyone and smiled: "In Before forming an alliance, we need to ask for rain for Xun Kingdom, do you have any objections?"

Everyone responded in unison, saying that it should be so. Duke Xun was so grateful that he cupped his hands and bowed to the fake national teacher to the end.

The altar has been set up, and the fake national teacher pretends to go to the center of the altar to cast a spell. Zhuang Heng clears his throat and strides out, surprised: "Huh? National teacher? Haven't you already ascended? Why are you here?"

He acted enthusiastically and familiarly. The princes were surprised and looked at him without knowing why. The fake national teacher was confused by the sudden appearance of Zhuang Heng. He didn't know how to answer for a moment, and King Qi's heart skipped a beat. Jump, and hurriedly winked at the false national teacher, the false national teacher came back to his senses, and said lightly: "Who are you? I don't seem to know you."

Among the vassal kingdoms, Dai Guo has clearly supported the emperor from the very beginning. On the surface, Dai Hou and Zhuang Heng are the most familiar. Dai Hou immediately took half a step forward and explained with a smile: "This is Xianjun."

The fake national teacher sneered: "Xianjun? Where did the Xianjun come from? Why have I never seen it in the fairy world? Could it be a fake fairy who is cheating?"

Zhuang Heng put away his smile, walked around him solemnly, and suddenly shouted: "Everyone be careful! This person is not a national teacher at all! He is a liar!"

When he shouted, the faces of the princes immediately changed, and they looked at the fake national teacher in surprise.

King Qi's expression was serious: "The national teacher is about to pray for rain for Xun Kingdom, and the idlers should not disturb you. Come and arrest this liar who broke in and talked nonsense!"

As soon as King Qi finished speaking, two or three guards rushed towards Zhuang Heng. Zhuang Heng smiled, stepped lightly, and rose directly into the air. Everyone looked up at him, with surprise in their eyes. Expecting that Xianjun can fly, he couldn't help whispering.

"I only heard that the national teacher will walk against the wind, but I didn't expect the immortal king to do the same."

"I heard that no one has ever seen the fairy flying by. It seems that the rumors are not true."

"How can ordinary people fly to the sky? The national teacher said that the fairy is fake, do you think it looks fake?"

"I don't think so."

Zhuang Heng hung in the sky, looked down at the fake national teacher from a high position, and said with a smile: "You say I am fake, and I say you are fake, why don't you prove it, I will wait for you to come up here to discuss, you come up ?"

The fake national teacher's complexion changed slightly, and he said coldly: "Joke! I'm here to pray for rain, not to see your performance. If you are in a hurry, go back to practice and don't hinder my business!"

Zhuang Heng was unmoved, and continued to provoke: "You have the ability to pretend to be a national teacher, do you have the ability to fly?"

Fake national teacher: "..."

King Qi hated so much in his heart, he looked at the incense stick next to him without a trace, he had a previous life experience, he had a deep and clear memory of what happened in his previous life, he even remembered clearly when it rained in Xun Kingdom, not only I can still remember the day and the moment, and it is precisely because of this that he made the right time to arrange this rain-seeking ceremony for Xun Kingdom. If Zhuang Heng continues to make trouble and miss the best time, the princes will definitely suspicious.

no!I can't let this so-called fairy spoil my affairs!

King Qi gritted his teeth and shouted angrily: "You deliberately disrupted the ritual of praying for rain, and treated the lives of the people of Xun Kingdom as a trifle, and your heart is to be punished!" After saying that, he waved his sleeves vigorously, "Archers are ready! Let the arrows!"

King Qi obviously came prepared, and his soldiers and horses were hidden under the alliance platform. Following his order, countless sharp arrows flew towards Zhuang Heng, but those arrows were blocked by an invisible barrier, and they flew in mid-air. Suddenly stopped in the middle, and fell one after another, the princes below were so frightened that they screamed and ran away in a panic under the protection of the guards.

The princes were very dissatisfied with King Qi.

"Okay, King Qi, let us take off our swords and stop our soldiers and horses at a distance, but you are doing your best to hide your troops here!"

"Do you want to shoot us all together?"

"Xianjun has worked hard for the people all these years, but you actually use force against Xianjun!"

"You don't take Xianjun too seriously!"

King Qi knew something was wrong, and hurriedly comforted him: "My lords have misunderstood, the country is facing a severe drought in the next ten days, and praying for rain is the top priority. I was too anxious to make such a bad plan. Why don't we do the ritual first and wait for other things to come later?" Let's talk again, how about it?"

The princes snorted heavily with their noses not their noses and their eyes not their eyes. Thinking that the important thing is the most important thing, they agreed, but they were still a little dissatisfied with King Qi in their hearts, and looked suspiciously at the fake national teacher.

King Qi endured his displeasure, and said with a smile: "I also ask the national teacher to continue praying for rain for Xun Kingdom. As for those who have nothing to do with it, just ignore them."

Zhuang Heng folded his hands into a trumpet shape in the sky, and shouted loudly: "What rain do you beg for? It's going to rain soon. If you ask for it or not, there will be rain. Don't play tricks here!"

King Qi took a deep breath and endured: "..."

The fake national teacher frowned: "..."

While speaking, Zhuang Heng quickly manipulated the water in the space with his thoughts. The water flew out from a lake in the space and spread a thin layer on the sky. Because the water droplets are transparent, the people below did not notice any abnormalities. Zhuang Heng's voice As soon as it stopped, water droplets fell down in an instant, pattering on everyone's foreheads and nose tips.

King Qi's words stuck in his throat, and the princes touched their faces in shock, while Xun Gong raised his head in disbelief and opened his mouth wide, his eyes gradually filled with ecstasy.

Zhuang Heng continued to control the water in the space, the rain gradually turned into fine rain lines from a few drops, Xun Gong raised his hand to catch the rain, with a smile on his old face, he murmured: "It's raining... It's really raining..."

This time Zhuang Heng didn't need to say anything else, after all the princes came back to their senses, they all turned their attention to the fake national teacher.

King Qi's face turned pale, his eyes swept over the faces of other princes, and he was the first to attack: "It's unreasonable! Who are you? How dare you pretend to be a national teacher to deceive this king!"

The fake national teacher stared at him with wide eyes: "You..."

King Qi suddenly rushed towards the fake national teacher, a cold light flashed from his sleeve, and he took out a dagger from his sleeve. King Qi struck very fast, and as soon as the fake national teacher uttered a syllable, he cut his throat cleanly. Immediately unable to speak, he could only let out a "ho ho" sound with pain on his face, and after a while, his body weakened and he fell down, lying in a pool of blood on the ground.

The change happened in an instant, and the princes are not stupid, so it is natural to see that King Qi is inseparable from this matter. In the past two years, there have been rumors that "King Qi is favored by the national teacher, and King Qi is the true son of heaven". The king didn't know that the national teacher was a fake, so he lied to ghosts?

But people have already been killed by King Qi, and there is no proof of death. Even if they have a lot of doubts, they have to swallow the words forcefully, but in this way, the prestige of King Qi will definitely be greatly reduced.

"King Qi, are you going too far? It doesn't count if you hide your troops, but you even hide such a dagger on your body!"

"I thought King Qi was a modest gentleman, but I didn't expect him to be a villain with inconsistent words and deeds!"

"King Qi, do you want to continue this alliance?"

"Naturally, it will continue, but who will be the leader is another matter."

"Duke Liang is right, the alliance will continue."

King Qi was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth. He looked at Duke Liang, who was obviously planning something, and the hatred in his eyes almost turned into substance.

Mr. Liang looked at the fake national teacher on the ground, and said indifferently: "You might as well clean up the ground first, and then talk about other things."

When he opened his mouth, he faintly took the power of King Qi's words. King Qi was unhappy, but he thought he had something to rely on, and he was confident about today's alliance, and he was not in a hurry to fight for the limelight at this moment, so he pretended to be magnanimous. He smiled: "What Mr. Liang said is, come and clean up the ground."

After speaking, he raised his head and looked up to the sky, just as he saw Zhuang Heng disappearing out of thin air, he couldn't help but change his eyes slightly, he hurriedly recovered his gaze, and said calmly: "This rain should not stop for a while, and the drought in Xun Kingdom must be alleviated." , the most urgent crisis at the moment has been resolved, how about we move into the house and talk again?"

The princes had no objection to this, and walked into the house one after another.

At this time Zhuang Heng had already returned to the space. He smiled so brightly when he was provocative before, but now he was so tired. He sat on the ground panting: "Okay, okay, it's really raining."

Xiao Lang frowned and squatted down to look at him, with a bit of annoyance in his eyes: "So it's not easy to control the water, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Zhuang Heng scratched his face, and looked away guilty. He had tried it quietly before, and it was really difficult to control the water. A small glass of water can make him tired. He usually carries things for individuals, and uses containers for water. It's not difficult to pretend to carry, but the effect he needs is to directly transport water out of the space, which is equivalent to transporting countless small water droplets. Although he doesn't need to do it, moving his mind will consume mental power, which is more tiring than doing it directly. The artificial rainfall almost exhausted him to the ground.

He cleared his throat to comfort Xiao Lang: "It's okay, just rest for a while, I didn't know I would be so tired before."

Xiao Lang picked him up horizontally, lowered his head and kissed him at the corner of his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Go to the little hut to rest for a while."

Zhuang Heng let himself lie in his arms, raised his hand and squeezed his tense face: "Don't think too much, I'm fine."

Xiao Lang pursed his lips tightly, trying to get angry with himself.

The most direct way to expose the fake national teacher is to disrupt the ritual of praying for rain. This can only be done by Zhuang Heng. Even if Zhuang Heng told him earlier that controlling the water would be difficult, would he have a better way?

How many things Zhuang Heng has done for him in these years, he remembers them one by one in his heart. He wants to protect Zhuang Heng, let Zhuang Heng live a stable and worry-free life, and let Zhuang Heng enjoy happiness, but so far It was Zhuang Heng who was protecting him and making constant sacrifices for him.

He closed the door of the hut with his elbow, blocking the sight of a group of tails behind him, walked to the side of the couch and carefully put Zhuang Heng down, poured tea and poured water for a while before sitting down.

Zhuang Heng was seriously exhausted, and soon fell asleep after drinking the water.

Xiao Lang held his hand and clasped his fingers tightly. After a while, he leaned over and kissed his forehead tenderly. With red eyes, he said in a hoarse voice, "I'm useless and made you suffer."

Zhuang Heng didn't fall into a deep sleep, he murmured in a daze, and said vaguely: "Don't say stupid things..."

Xiao Lang rested his forehead on the hands they held together, and waited for him to fall asleep before speaking again: "Hehe..."

But he only yelled, but couldn't utter a word when he was full of words. He caressed Zhuang Heng's brows and eyes, his eyes were hot.

Zhuang Heng didn't sleep for a long time, the space had aura, and the water was no longer ordinary water. After drinking it, Zhuang Heng quickly regained his energy, and when he opened his eyes, his complexion was very good.

He scratched Xiao Lang's palm with his finger, Xiao Lang came back to his senses and stared at him intently.

Zhuang Heng's face became hot, squeezed his hands to get up from the couch, and pulled him out of the small hut. All the animals guarding outside surrounded them excitedly. Zhuang Heng patted their heads to see the sky: "It's time to go out? How far has the alliance progressed?"

Xiao Lang said: "Don't worry, they still have to discuss how to join forces to deal with foreign aggression, and there will be a dinner after that, the alliance must wait until the end."

It is impossible for King Qi to call for an alliance without a reason. Without a suitable reason, the princes will not buy his account. The severe drought in the Xun Kingdom is indeed urgent, but now is not the time to carve up the Xun Kingdom. Without the drive of interests, we can only rely on the crisis. Oppressed, the emperor was seriously ill for two years, the princes were ambitious, and the foreigners in the north also got the news, disturbing things happened from time to time, and a vassal state in the north was invaded and captured by foreigners, which completely sounded the alarm for the princes who were busy fighting among themselves. , the princes had to work together to the outside world and regard resisting foreign aggression as the top priority, which is why this alliance came about.

For King Qi, the State Teacher's request for rain is just a prelude. Once the State Teacher's request for rain succeeds, the rumors about the State Teacher will be self-defeating, and King Qi's prestige will be further enhanced. Of course, the plan of asking for rain will be disrupted , the subsequent process will still continue as usual. Next, they need to discuss how to provide assistance to the disaster-stricken Xun Kingdom. This matter will be discussed before entering the topic. The joint defense against foreigners involves the deployment of troops, and the princes have to come up with the least possible solution. To gain the greatest benefit, the tug-of-war can last for half a day with nothing but saliva. By the time the negotiation is fully settled, the sun is probably about to set.

Zhuang Heng had just rested for a short time, and he was really not in a hurry to go out. He asked AI to help bring two bottles of beer and a plate of smoked food from the warehouse, and dragged Xiao Lang up to the roof.

The two passed the time eating and drinking, waiting to watch the sunset.

This thatched house is located on the top of the mountain near the warehouse. It was built by the two together last year. The thatched house is not as magnificent as the built-in buildings of the warehouse and other systems, but every decoration inside is full of thought and full of life. It is a completely different atmosphere. The roof is soft and strong. You can enjoy the sun, moon and stars while lying on it.

Being in such a beautiful scenery with his sweetheart, it is impossible not to be moved. Zhuang Heng was slightly drunk, and when he looked at Xiao Lang, his eyes were full of water, and Xiao Lang bullied him wantonly. Kissing, the corners of his eyes turned red, and it took a long time before Xiao Lang let him go, holding his cheeks with both hands, like holding a rare treasure: "Hehe..."

Zhuang Heng raised his hand to rub the top of his hair, rubbed his toes on his calf, secretly rubbed and measured his height, and came to the conclusion: "You have grown taller again."

Xiao Lang got up with a low laugh, rubbed the tip of his nose affectionately, the laughter pierced into Zhuang Heng's ears, revealing the power of bewitching people, Zhuang Heng's hand on his head trembled slightly, and couldn't help but move down slowly Moved, and finally lowered his eyes, pressed his head with the palm of his hand and pressed down, raised his jaw to meet him proactively.

At sunset, the two of them went out from the space and went directly into the back kitchen. The banquet was over, and the back kitchen servants were busy washing the dishes. Zhu Yongmeng finished his task and was sitting beside him combing the feathers of the crane that had been with him for two years. As soon as he looked up and saw Zhuang Heng, he immediately got up happily and ran over.

Zhuang Heng called him aside and asked in a low voice, "How was the situation at the banquet?"

Zhu Yongmeng smiled "hehe" and said, "Master, King Qi's wishful thinking may come to naught. He messed up his prayer for rain, and he secretly carried weapons. Although he threw away the weapons in front of everyone, everyone I'm very dissatisfied with him, one face is worse than the other, so what can we talk about?"

Zhuang Heng frowned: "Why, they don't intend to unite against foreign enemies?"

Zhu Yongmeng shook his head: "That's not true. The matter of uniting troops and horses was barely settled, but who has the final say when dispatching troops and generals. They fought and fought for a long time, and finally let Duke Liang settle the matter."

Zhuang Heng was speechless: "It turned out to be Mr. Liang? That guy was lukewarm to me. He tried to intimidate and lure him several times but he didn't buy it. The other princes are no different."

Zhu Yongmeng knew that Zhuang Heng had bought a lot of princes through the profit chain in the past two years, but this was the first time he had heard about Duke Liang. His eyes widened in shock, and he rolled up his sleeves in displeasure and said, "He didn't even care about master's face?" Don’t even give it? It’s unreasonable! I think it’s very appropriate for him to be called Mr. Liang! Let him be cool! Let him be cool!”

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The apprentices learned the modern vocabulary really well.

Zhuang Heng asked in detail again. Zhu Yongmeng has strong observation skills and strong generalization ability. He can clearly explain the main points of the meeting in a few words. News, it is easy to restore the process of the meeting in the mind.

King Qi wanted to take the initiative and seize control over the matter of uniting troops and horses. He planned very carefully and in detail. Those princes, let them willingly agree to join hands with him during the alliance, but things backfired. When the day of the alliance came, he found that the attitude of the princes was completely different from what he had imagined.

King Qi was a little flustered, and at the same time, he had great doubts. He couldn't figure out why those princes who had already taken refuge in him were silent and defected today. However, he still had the biggest trump card in his hand, and he didn't mess himself up. His face remained the same. Take your time.

The princes have a lot of dissatisfaction with King Qi, the situation is not good for King Qi, and more importantly, the foreign enemy that everyone wants to defend against is located in the north, and the closest to the foreign enemy is Liangguo.

The tone of Duke Liang’s speech was like his fiefdom. From the name of the country to the climate, it was extremely cold. He sneered coldly: “King Qi is really good at joking. It is my country Liang who sent troops to defend against the enemy, and your country Qi is far away in the warm south, a hundred and eight thousand miles away from Beirong, why do you want everyone to listen to you?"

The time, place and people are right, and King Qi doesn't take any of it. In this matter, he suffered a complete loss and made a wedding dress for Duke Liang.

Zhuang Heng and Xiao Lang sneaked into the meeting hall and hid behind the curtain to listen. At this time, another topic was discussed inside, which was also the highlight of this meeting.

King Qi stood up and said solemnly: "Everyone knows that the Son of Heaven has been lying in bed for two years due to a serious illness."

The princes unconsciously straightened their backs, looking at King Qi with full of inquiry, as if they vaguely felt that he was planning something in his heart, but they didn't understand how he could turn around in the current situation, and everyone turned their eyes to Duke Liang, hoping What Duke Liang said, it seemed that Duke Liang was the leader, and apart from King Qi, the only two people who didn't look at Duke Liang were Luhou and Daihou.

King Qi glanced over, feeling a little comforted in his heart. It's not surprising that Dai Hou didn't give Duke Liang face. After all, everyone knew that the next words would be bad for the emperor. The Son of Heaven is obedient, King Qi will not be so sentimental as to think that Dai Hou is on his side, but Lu Hou makes him look at him with admiration. With great power, Lu Hou should have been the first to turn against him, but unexpectedly he persisted until now, so he didn't even give Liang Gong half a look.

King Qi was relieved and planned to give Lu Hou some encouragement, so he said with a smile: "Lu country is not far from the royal city, I think Lu Hou knows a little about the current situation of the emperor, why don't you tell me?"

Lu Hou: "..."

Lu Hou wanted to curse.

How can the emperor be so sick that he can't get out of bed?The Son of Heaven is very good, I don't know how to be at ease with Xianjun these two years!He wanted to turn against him, but could the Son of Heaven and the Immortal Lord make him feel better?This time he came to participate in the alliance, and before he left, the fairy suddenly came over and dragged him to watch the people below make fairy cakes. He was talking happily, but suddenly the equipment disappeared, and he said with a smile: "Look. Are you here? What about the equipment for making fairy cakes? It can tell traitors, if you have a crooked mind, it will not be willing to be driven by you. When it sees me coming, it hides in my sleeve."

Lu Hou asked him to talk about the central matter, and he was so frightened that he knelt down and swore a poisonous oath, and then the device returned.

At this time, Lu Hou wanted to cry but had no tears: Xianjun's boat is a thief boat, once you get on it, you can't get off it!

Seeing that he didn't speak, King Qi coughed lightly: "Marquis Lu?"

Lu Hou regained his senses and began to pretend to be stupid: "Ah? What?"

King Qi: "..."