Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng was not in a hurry to broadcast the live broadcast. After leaving the space, he first waited for Xiao Lang to call the imperial physician over, and asked the imperial physician a lot of questions about the medicinal materials he usually needed, and asked for a large number of seeds and seedlings of the medicinal materials. Take it into the space and choose a suitable place to plant it by yourself.

It took a lot of time to finish all this before he asked ai to help him open the live broadcast.

His current treatment on the Internet is comparable to that of a star, and even because he never shows up in the three-dimensional dimension, the fans who ask for it are more fanatical than the fans of the star. As soon as they receive his bubbling news push, the fans immediately rush to grab Speaking in the front row to greet him, dozens of hundreds of pre-edited rainbow farts popped up in almost half a second.

Among them are loyal old fans who have followed him for more than two years, as well as enthusiastic new fans who have just entered the pit. After greeting the audience with a smile, he told everyone that he can order food: "If anyone wants to try The dishes I cook, I can deliver them to you, but I definitely can’t cook too many by myself, so I can only take up to three orders for each meal, the price is determined according to the market price, and customers come in order of grabbing orders.”

The live broadcast room immediately boiled over. You know, since the opening of Taste Sharing, they have been drooling over Zhuang Heng's dishes for a long time. Not to mention Zhuang Heng's superb cooking skills, the ingredients used are grown in the space, and the freshness and The delicacy is unmatched by any vegetable market, so that the audience who have tasted it in the taste sharing are becoming more and more dissatisfied. Every day, people are howling to place an order, so almost at the moment when Zhuang Heng opened the order function, the top three The name id appeared, and the barrage area was full of wailing.

At this time, ai spread out the latest email in front of his eyes: [Master, that arms dealer has sent another email!He will send an email every two months to talk about cooperation. Are you really going to agree to him? ]

Zhuang Heng was speechless for a moment, his hands kept moving: [... just pretend you didn't see it, this man is sick, I can only accept advertisements, not directly shopping, does he want me to promote his weapons to so many viewers? ?That's too much to die for! ]

ai throws the mail back: [Yes. ]

Unexpectedly, only 2 minutes later, another email was sent. The mysterious arms dealer said thoughtfully: The weapons we provide are highly camouflaged. For example, the surface is a carrot, but it is actually a pistol. It’s a loofah, but it’s actually a sniper gun, or another example is that it looks like a watermelon, but it’s actually a mine... You can say that you endorse a game, and use them in the name of game props Introduce to everyone...

Ai is a little confused: [Is he joking with you? ]

Zhuang Heng was tired and said: [I really want to call the police, but I can't call 110. Do you think this person thinks it's safe to sell the goods to me, so he has persisted until now?Or is he trying to launder money?Does your platform not provide any one-click alarm function? ]

AI weakly said: [I'm sorry master, there is really no such thing. ]

Zhuang Heng: [... Then I call 120 and ask the hospital to take him to the psychiatric department?Do you have a button for help? ]

ai: [I'm sorry, master, this one doesn't exist either. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai gave him an idea: [Why don't you ask fans to call for you?For example, secretly tell fans with a note in the courier. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai: [Oh, by the way, you still have a die-hard fan of the richest man, you can contact him. For a while, you didn’t broadcast live for several days, and he was so greedy that he sent you an email to ask you. Do you know his email address? clatter! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Although a little speechless, this is indeed a solution. I don’t know why, but he always feels a little uneasy in his heart. The biggest difference between a good food anchor and others is his popularity and time travel. Why would someone insist on sending him weapons? ?Although it is indeed useful for fighting here, it is a hot weapon after all, and the consequences of using it are far beyond what he can bear, and he has no idea who the opponent is, which makes him very insecure.

Halfway through the live broadcast, Zhuang Heng inadvertently saw the id of "full head of hair" in the barrage area, and his mind became hot: [Forget it, you can try to send a message to the richest man for me, pay attention to the wording! ]

ai is a mature ai, and quickly drafted the email by himself. Zhuang Heng glanced at it to make sure the content was ok, and then clicked send.

At this time, the live broadcast was coming to an end, Zhuang Heng was putting the dishes on the plate, and smiled in the direction of the camera: "It seems that everyone has found that there is an extra serving, you guessed it right, this is today's surprise, I will pass the lottery Select an audience by means of the method, and send him a copy for free.”

Talking and opening the lottery function: "In the future, I will often draw prizes. Friends who can't compete with the speed of hand can still try their luck. Wow! Congratulations to this... luck, bursting, de, friend, friend..."

Zhuang Heng spoke more and more slowly, his expression was not well controlled, and he seemed a little sluggish for a while.

Xiao Lang, who was acting as a mascot next to him and displayed the advertised products in 360 degrees without any dead ends, immediately frowned and leaned over: "What's wrong?"

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Yes, yes, what's wrong, Hengheng?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What stimulated Hengheng?Or poisoned?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Brother, suck the poison out for Hengheng!

Bullet screen [-]: [Huahua] We all care about Hengheng, please be sure to suck it in front of everyone! (dog head)

Barrage five... Barrage n: +1!

ai exclaimed: [Fuck!Master, look!I just said, why does this lucky audience ID look so familiar? Isn't this the arms dealer? ]

Zhuang Heng put away the beeping dog expression, met Xiao Lang's concerned gaze, shook his head to indicate that he was fine, then took out the courier slip and insulated take-out box provided by the system, filled in the address and pasted it, and divided the dishes into four portions After it was sealed and placed on the newly added conveyor belt in the system space, the four takeaways disappeared immediately.

Zhuang Heng: [...What is the principle of this? ]

AI is inexplicably proud: [Although I don't know, but our system is powerful, right? ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

The gourmet live broadcast also includes eating and broadcasting. More viewers who didn't grab the order screamed in the live broadcast room. Zhuang Heng put away his thoughts and ate with Xiao Lang. Xiao Lang's body has been eating medicinal food, but the clone is about to taste all the delicacies in the world. up.

This kind of live broadcast lasted for several days, and Zhuang Heng's popularity increased again. Now he is not only an Internet celebrity comparable to a star in the hearts of the audience, but also a master chef with great skills.

Fans said one after another: It started with sand sculpture, stuck in beauty, and loyal to taste buds.

Zhuang Heng was a little overwhelmed by the praise, and looking at the points again, he felt very happy: [My points are about to exceed [-] million! ]

ai is more excited than him: [I don't know what big upgrade this time will be!look forward to! ]

Zhuang Heng said: [The current golden finger seems a bit too big, I really can't imagine how to upgrade it for me. ]

At this time, ai suddenly said in an unpleasant way: [The arms dealer has sent you another message! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai: [Master, you can't even ignore it this time, he said that there are small caterpillars in the food you delivered, and you have to return it. ]

The hashtag on Zhuang Heng's forehead quickly turned into substance: [... what?Does he dare to talk nonsense again? ]

a is full of sympathy for him: [This person really wants to linger!The same takeaway, the other three are full of praise, and even blowing rainbow farts to you on social platforms to help you promote, and he said he would return the product, what a rascal! ]

Zhuang Heng asked again and again, and after getting the answer that the system did not allow the direct rejection of the return request, he could only take a deep breath and press accept.

At this moment someone came in from outside to report that the princes from various countries had arrived at the palace, Xiao Lang immediately put down the book in his hand and stood up: "Understood, let them enter the palace."

The princes came in a carriage, and they had to ask the emperor for instructions before coming. Naturally, it took some time. The medicinal materials in Zhuang Heng's space have a short growth cycle. .

Zhuang Heng gave the medicinal materials to the imperial physicians for experimentation, and then asked Xiao Lang to go to the hall where he met the princes.

The princes had already entered the palace gate and were rushing towards the main hall. Zhuang Heng sat next to Xiao Lang condescendingly, feeling strange in his heart: "Is it inappropriate for me to sit here? Why do you insist on pulling me over?"

Xiao Lang smiled: "The whole world knows that you are in my palace, there is nothing inappropriate. Besides, you helped me earn my popularity. You sit here, and I have more confidence."

Zhuang Heng looked at him suspiciously.

Xiao Lang had a bad reputation in the past, but in the past two years, Zhuang Heng has indeed won a lot of popular support. The common people enshrine Zhuang Heng as a god, and their evaluation of Xiao Lang has also risen. Sigh.

But this kind of reputation is only limited to the scope of Wangcheng's rule and the surrounding vassal states such as Dai, which are closely related. It is not obvious in other places. First, the spread of news is slow and it is not easy to change. Second, Zhuang Heng only secretly contacted those The monarchs of the vassal states wooed them through their interests. Although the living standards of the people in those countries have improved because of this, they don't know that it is Zhuang Heng's credit.

It's not wrong for Xiao Lang to say that his reputation is poor, but he is definitely not a coward who needs others to give him confidence to help him be brave. Zhuang Heng sat on the high steps of the hall, confused, and wanted to get up and leave several times.

Xiao Lang pulled him back: "Don't go, they have already come up."

Zhuang Heng had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit down.

There were rustling sounds outside the main hall. The princes took off their shoes and came in with their socks on. When they came in, they fell to the ground and shouted to salute. Seeing the Son of Heaven, unexpectedly being led to the Yizheng Hall by the palace servants, he couldn't help but want to see if the Son of Heaven was carried out on a soft couch.

Before they could reach the top, Xiao Lang's angry voice resounded in the hall: "Excuse me, gentlemen!"

The princes were suddenly frightened by the thunder-like movement, and the elderly Xun Gong was even more unsteady on his feet, and even shook his body.

King Qi raised his head in disbelief, and when he saw Xiao Lang with a ruddy complexion and full of energy, his heart seemed to be filled with thunder, and his face turned pale instantly.

The other princes followed closely and looked up, stunned on the spot.

The promised emperor is lingering on the sick bed but no improvement?

The promised emperor is at stake?

Xiao Lang turned his eyes away from the princes and turned to look at Zhuang Heng.

Zhuang Heng: "???"

Fuck, what do you see me doing at such a critical moment?

Immediately, the princes fell to the ground with a very good "plop": "I pay homage to the fairy king!"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

No need, really no need.

The other princes came back to their senses in a jerk, and hurriedly followed suit, knelt down on the ground again.

Although Duke Liang's movements were a little slow, and he murmured in a low voice, "This is not polite", he followed the crowd and knelt down.

After the echo, the hall was quiet, only King Qi, who was so shocked that he couldn't accept the reality, was standing alone.

Someone quietly pulled King Qi's clothes.

King Qi: "..."

Xiao Lang's eyes darkened towards King Qi. The grown-up king was even more majestic, his gaze was as heavy as a thousand weights. A vein popped out of King Qi's forehead, he secretly gritted his teeth, and finally knelt down.

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang uncomfortably, and put on the demeanor of a fool: "You gentlemen are polite, please get up."

A knowledgeable prince shouted again: "Xie Xianjun!"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The other princes were a little embarrassed. As the kings of a country, they kneeled down to the heaven and earth, ancestors, and emperors. It was the first time in their lives to kneel down to other people. They were not treated like this by the famous national teachers before. Really...they As soon as he came in, he was frightened by the unexpected mental state of the emperor. He couldn't think for a while, and another pig teammate was too dog-legged, so they knelt down in a daze.

Now it is too late to regret, so I can only shout together: "Xie Xianjun!"

King Qi: "..."

Xiao Lang waited until King Qi gritted his teeth and knelt down to thank him before he opened his mouth: "You have something important to discuss, since it is important, let's talk about it quickly."

All the princes looked at King Qi.

King Qi: "..."

The author has something to say: King Qi grinds his teeth: Xie, Xian, Jun!

ai: Look at his expression as if he is eating shit!

Crane Crane: Are you ginseng cock me?

ai: Oh...

Didn't update yesterday, will update earlier today!

Thanks to Lu Ion, Qing'an (x2), and Yi Rener for throwing the mines!

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