Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The boiled instant noodles were really hard to swallow, the two of them took a few mouthfuls and put them away, Zhuang Heng turned off the live broadcast amidst the fans' complaints, and ate some supper prepared by the palace with Xiao Lang.

The two sat shoulder to shoulder, Xiao Lang ate half-heartedly, and kept turning his head to look at Zhuang Heng. Zhuang Heng felt that half of his body was almost scorched, and his face was hot, so he couldn't help but look up.

Xiao Lang immediately showed a smile, his face was so bright that he wished for a flower to bloom, as if he had picked up some rare treasure.

Zhuang Heng looked at him, couldn't help but also laughed, raised his hand to press his face and turned his head away, and said with duplicity: "Fool..."

Xiao Lang immediately grabbed his hand, pressed it to his mouth, and kissed vigorously again and again. The kiss was moved, and the smile in his eyes was gradually replaced by another emotion. With his other hand, he held Zhuang Heng Hugged him close, lips to lips with him.

Zhuang Heng felt his scorching breath, his lowered eyelashes fluttered lightly, and he heard a low sigh of satisfaction or dissatisfaction from him, his bones softened instantly, and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground with a "click".

Xiao Lang's hand on his back slowly moved up, holding the back of his head, and rubbing his thumb lightly on his earlobe.

Zhuang Heng trembled like an electric shock, put his hands on his shoulders, and asked in a low voice, "Are you full?"

"I'm full." Xiao Lang paused, then changed his words, "Not full."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

The red candle danced lightly, and the room was full of fragrance. Zhuang Heng put his arms around Xiao Lang's neck, and said to ai: [ai, go to sleep. ]

Ai is wronged: [Every time I am put to sleep, I am a mature ai, not a minor. ]

Zhuang Heng has a black line: [Even if you are an adult, you should go to sleep at this time, okay? ]

Xiao Lang picked up Zhuang Heng and strode towards the couch, every step seemed eager.

ai wondered: [Eh?Didn't my brother say I'm not full?Why don't you continue eating? ]

Zhuang Heng went crazy: [With your emotional intelligence, can this be called adulthood? ]

AI is even more aggrieved: […]

I know I can't bother you. I didn't say anything so important as the upgrade. It's because you haven't finished eating yet. Why should I stay a little longer?

However, it didn't feel wronged for long. After the two rolled onto the couch, the system's automatic sleep mechanism was triggered. As soon as the ai understood it, it was immediately forced to sleep.

The curtains around the bed were as red as a raging flame, two shadowy figures overlapped each other, the red candles were burning slowly, after an unknown period of time, the curtains were suddenly grabbed by a hand, and a voice that seemed to be in pain but also in joy came out. Spills in the crevices.

The next day, when Zhuang Heng woke up, his whole body was weak, and he felt that his whole body was not well. When Xiao Lang carefully helped him to sit up, he was so uncomfortable that he almost jumped up.

Ai Youyou woke up and yawned. Seeing Zhuang Heng's distorted face, she was terrified: [Master, what's the matter with you? ! ]

Zhuang Heng: [……Are the consequences of self-indulgence so serious? ]

ai: […]

Zhuang Heng was grinding his back molars, and looked at Xiao Lang, who squeezed toothpaste for him with a guilty expression, "Don't think about it tonight!"

Xiao Lang was so distressed that he brought him the toothbrush cup, leaned over and kissed the tip of his nose: "Well, I'll listen to you!"

AI Road sighed from the soul: [Alas... I am still too young, and your human language is too complicated. ]

Zhuang Heng took the toothbrush: [You mean...? ]

ai said angrily: [I want to apply to the organization to load the overtone voice pack!Obviously I am already a very mature AI, but because of the language barrier, I am misunderstood that I have a low EQ, I don't accept it! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

AI suddenly changed his mood, and said excitedly: [Oh, by the way, Master, I have super good news for you!You are upgraded! ]

Zhuang Heng's eyes widened suddenly, he spat out the toothpaste foam with a "pop", and immediately shared his joy with his other half: "Xiao Lang, I've upgraded!"

Xiao Lang already had a certain level of understanding of his system, and knew that the upgrade was of great significance, so he immediately walked over and held his hand: "Do you want to go and have a look now?"

Zhuang Heng nodded, rinsed his mouth in a hurry, and pulled him into the space.

The moment he entered, the discomfort on Zhuang Heng's body disappeared immediately. He was stunned for a moment and let out a "huh" in surprise.

Xiao Lang turned to look at him.

Zhuang Heng's eyes lit up: "I don't feel uncomfortable at all. Could it be because of the space upgrade? Although there was spiritual energy in the space before, drinking a sip of water could refresh you, but the effect was not so immediate. Now I feel Obviously different!"

Seeing that he was comfortable, Xiao Lang relaxed his tense heartstrings. He moved his eyes away from Zhuang Heng, looked up and looked around, and took a deep breath again: "It's really different."

Zhuang Heng excitedly said: "Later, you change your body and let the imperial doctor show you!"

Ever since he knew that the space has aura, Zhuang Heng decided to transfer Xiao Lang's body into the space to recuperate. Facts have proved that the recovery speed in the space is indeed faster than outside. Now that the space has been upgraded, the recovery speed will definitely become faster. faster!

Xiao Lang nodded and agreed: "Okay."

The two walked to the function area. Although the AI ​​could tell them, Zhuang Heng still wanted to open the upgrade instructions himself. After all, it was more ritualistic.

The physical style of the upgrade instructions is a bit like a booklet, which is antique. He took the booklet off the shelf and opened it in no hurry. He took a deep breath to relieve his excitement.

Xiao Lang thought it was funny, and stretched out his hands to pinch his face.

Zhuang Heng muttered: "Don't laugh, I'm nervous again when you laugh. The gold finger in front of me is getting bigger and bigger every time. I really can't imagine how to upgrade this time. Don't be happy..."

AI fried hair: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

Xiao Lang comforted: "It's impossible to be happy, isn't your body comfortable?"

After thinking about it, Zhuang Heng thought it made sense, calmed down a little, and opened the booklet solemnly and slowly. The first sentence in the entry was: Congratulations on breaking through the [-] million points mark and successfully upgrading to a master!

The popularity of the live broadcast exploded yesterday, and the current points have far exceeded [-] million points, but Zhuang Heng hasn't had time to watch it, so he doesn't know for the time being, he spread out the booklet thoroughly, and continued to read it carefully.

I was completely shocked by this look: "Fuck! Is it true?"

AI is crazy: [AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah my master!WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIsn’t there an old saying that a chicken and a dog ascend to heaven if one attains the Tao, you are the one who attains the Tao, and I am that chicken and dog! ]

Zhuang Heng: ...

Interrupted by Ai Yi, Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang with complicated emotions.

If this is true, he will always be so young in the future?What about Xiao Lang?

Zhuang Heng couldn't tell what it was like, and he couldn't figure out whether it was good news or bad news. According to his own mood, it didn't seem to be good news. He said unconvincingly: "Maybe the system opened up with me. It's a joke, it might be fake."

Xiao Lang shook his head: "It's not fake, your appearance hasn't changed at all in the past two years."

Zhuang Heng thought for a while, and it seemed to be the case, but he was an adult after all, and he had already passed the puberty period, and it was only two years old, so it was not surprising that he couldn't see any changes.

Xiao Lang lowered his head, smiled and kissed him on the lips: "When I get old, don't despise me."

Zhuang Heng raised his hand and squeezed his jaw which became more and more rigid: "I won't dislike you, you are a handsome old man even when you are old, and you are unparalleled in beauty."

But the end of aging is death, parting...

Zhuang Heng didn't want to be anxious about getting a loan, and didn't want to say spoiling things, but he still couldn't help cursing in his heart: Dog system!Don't you care if you shit?You made me immortal, so Xiao Lang is reincarnated, do you care whether you look for it?

Because his mood fluctuated too much, he accidentally read the AI ​​of his brain wave: […]

Zhuang Heng was furious, Xiao Lang rubbed against the tip of his nose, and continued the topic just now: "When I get old, I may not be able to hug you anymore, and when you want..., I can't satisfy you..."

Zhuang Heng stared at him in shock, his face flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Xiao Lang continued: "What use do I want this skin? It can't replace me when I get old..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shut up!" Zhuang Heng jumped up and covered his mouth, "What's wrong with your brain circuit? Is this what a fucking human said? Ah ?”

Xiao Lang kissed his palm and hugged him when he took his hand away, laughing loudly.

Zhuang Heng was so teased by him that he even forgot to be irritable and anxious, and was so angry that he wanted to bite him.

Seeing that his mood had almost recovered, Xiao Lang hugged him from behind: "I haven't finished reading it yet, let's see what else I wrote?"

Zhuang Heng shifted his gaze to the booklet, and the next one said that this space has been completely upgraded to a fairyland, and the spiritual energy of every plant and tree in it has increased by not a tiny bit compared with before.

This one echoes the previous one. After all, he has lived forever, and his space has to become unusual to complement each other.

Xiao Lang rested his chin on his shoulder: "There is one more."

Zhuang Heng read: "The body of the host, no matter the human form or the crane form, has been further optimized. After being injured, it can heal itself quickly, and at the same time, it can conceive offspring. The reproductive method is oviparous..."

Xiao Lang blinked and looked at Zhuang Heng in shock.

Zhuang Heng didn't realize it for a while, and continued to read: "The best time to give birth is at the transition of spring and summer. The time to give birth is between humans and cranes. Probably...probably...big..."

Zhuang Heng was stunned for a moment, raised his head, and looked at Xiao Lang with a dazed expression, keeping his mouth in the shape of "big".

Xiao Lang looked at him, then looked at the brochure: "It takes about a week to form in the abdomen, two months to hatch, and five months to turn into a human form. Both parties need to work together to hatch..."

"Pa—" Zhuang Heng closed the folder with a look of horror.

Xiao Lang pursed his lips and held his hand: "Hehe?"

Zhuang Heng didn't respond, as if his soul was scared away.

Xiao Lang had never considered the issue of offspring, so he was a little dazed at this moment, so naturally it was not a surprise, but thinking that he and Zhuang Heng could conceive a child together, some inexplicable emotions still slowly spread in his heart .

But Zhuang Heng was obviously very frightened, the secret expectation in his heart was quickly suppressed as soon as it sprouted, he turned Zhuang Heng to face himself, and said with relief: "Don't be afraid, I will be careful in the future .”

Zhuang Heng finally came back to his senses, stared at him blankly for a while, then raised his hands and wiped his face vigorously: "Nimma, it's a little exciting."

Xiao Lang looked at him cautiously.

Zhuang Heng was silent for a while, then began to curse in his heart: Dog system!Excuse me, I don't count, but I still want to exempt my child!After a hundred years, we will be a single-parent family!

ai: [... A hundred years from now, your children will have grandchildren, so it doesn't seem to matter if you have only one parent... right? ]

Zhuang Heng turned into a grumpy old man: [Fart!Shut up! ]

ai closed his mouth aggrieved: […]

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Hehe: Trash author!

Author: ...it is wrong to vent anger.