Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Xu Wu was not walking fast, and he was not far from the city gate at this moment, Xiao Lang and Zhuang Heng looked in the direction of his finger, and saw an ox cart slowly moving forward on the road, and an old man was sitting on the ox cart With a young boy, the old man raised his whip and turned his head to tell the boy about marrying a wife. The picture is really warm.

King Qi is currently in a state of soul, Xiao Lang and Zhuang Heng naturally can't see it, and they didn't intend to see anything, they just came here to hear Xu Wu's description, so they can be sure.

But for some reason, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded. Before Xu Wu could continue to speak, the audience started frantically swiping the barrage, and colorful "fuck" floated past Zhuang Heng's eyes.

Zhuang Heng looked inexplicable: "Huh? What's going on? What's wrong with you?"

Xiao Lang looked at him.

Zhuang Heng looked carefully at the barrage area, a little skeptical: "You guys can see it?"

Audience: Damn my god!King Qi has really become Ah Piao hahahaha...

Zhuang Heng: "Where is it? Where?"

Audience: Hahahahaha why is he hiding under the car?Are you afraid of seeing the light?Ah Piao's character design is not broken either!

Zhuang Heng: "..."

ai exclaimed: [Wow!master master!I can see it too! ]

Zhuang Heng: [wtf? ]

Xiao Lang saw him turn his head to look at the bullock cart in front of him with a speechless face, and asked in doubt: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng wiped his face: "They can see King Qi, and my AI can also see it, but I can't see it. I suspect that the ghost world is discriminating against me."

Xiao Lang comforted him: "I can't see it either."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Zhuang Heng asked Xu Wu, "Is it under the carriage?"

Xu Wu nodded: "Yes."

Zhuang Heng didn't think anything at first, but now the audience in the live broadcast room can see things across time and space, and he can't even see it when he is on the scene. Only the two of us can't see it!"

Ai said excitedly: [Master, I just found out that the system has unlocked the invisible function!I can see that it may be enabled by default by the system. If you want to see it, you need to read the terms and click to confirm! ]

Zhuang Heng cheered up: [Quick, quick, show me! ]

AI immediately spread out the description of the new function in front of him. He quickly browsed through it and found that this function is switchable and very user-friendly.

As soon as the function was turned on, Zhuang Heng's field of vision immediately seemed to have a layer of filter added. The saturation of the refreshed image was reduced, and people also felt the temperature drop inexplicably. He rubbed his arms and looked forward for a long time. The bullock cart that hadn't gone too far threw it over, and found King Qi's trace under the cart.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang followed his gaze and looked over: "What? Is King Qi hanging on the floor of the carriage?"

Zhuang Heng shook his head inexplicably: "He is... squatting under the carriage."

Xiao Lang: "..."

Audience: Hahahahahaha, why is this ghost movie not scary at all?

Zhuang Heng thought for a while, and pulled Xiao Lang into the space. There was a projection room in the space. They had watched the live broadcast interface in it before. At that time, Xiao Lang was quietly reading the comments left by the audience. Xiao Lang should be able to see it too.

Xiao Lang followed him into the screening room, vaguely guessing his purpose.

The two walked to the screen and saw the live broadcast, but the audience was very excited at this time, and the screen was covered by bullet screens.

Zhuang Heng adjusted the barrage to transparent, and Xiao Lang locked his eyes on the bottom of the bullock cart, and sure enough, he saw a white shadow squatting there. The white shadow was still wearing a prison uniform. He didn't know if he couldn't touch the real thing, or he was afraid of disturbing the people in the cart. King Qi did not choose to pick the bottom of the car, but squatted under it, but because the car floor was too low, he had to bow his waist and shrink his neck. When the bullock cart moved forward a little, he curled up with his knees in his hands and struggled forward. Move a little, it seems quite difficult.

Zhuang Heng felt tired looking at it: "Tsk, King Qi is doing too badly now."

King Qi was moving at the speed of a turtle, Xiao Lang couldn't guess what he was going to do for a while, so he said to Zhuang Heng: "Let's go back first."

Zhuang Heng thought for a while, then nodded: "En."

They can teleport at any time, and they can still see the clear image of the soul when they move over, which is convenient for supervision.

The audience didn't expect that the episode would be so short, and they expressed their dissatisfaction in the bullet screen area one by one, but it didn't take long for them to start "fucking" again.

Zhuang Heng who returned to the palace was also shocked: "Fuck!"

Seeing that his face turned pale, Xiao Lang quickly grabbed his hand with concern: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng leaned towards him, as if he was afraid of scaring who scared, and whispered to him with a breath: "Destined! This palace has a lot of ghosts! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ai was also terrified: [Ah ah ah ah master how can I save you? ]

Zhuang Heng: [Quickly, quickly, turn off the function for me! ]

ai: [Oh! ]

The ai action quickly turned off the function, and blocked his own perception by the way, and the scene in the line of sight returned to normal. After the filter effect disappeared, the surrounding temperature also increased.

Zhuang Heng heaved a sigh of relief, feeling himself alive.

Several generations of monarchs have lived in the palace, and naturally many people have died. Zhuang Heng saw so many souls floating around. Although the visual impact was a bit big, he didn't think it was strange. It's just that he can intuitively feel his living environment now. Zhuang Heng felt a chill down his back.

He turned his head to discuss with Xiao Lang: "Let's live in another place!"

I'm afraid I'll have nightmares at night!

Xiao Lang held his face and rubbed it funny: "What kind of monsters and ghosts are they? Show me."

The audience caught off guard and ate a mouthful of dog food, a little skeptical about life: Can you also show affection at this time?Person in charge?

Zhuang Heng took Xiao Lang to watch the live broadcast in the space, the AI ​​temporarily opened up the perception of the outside world, and there were white shadows floating across the screen from time to time, Xiao Lang carefully identified it and said: "Looking at the clothes, most of them are from the palace people when my father was there. , some of them belonged to me when I was in power, none of my grandfather’s palace servants saw any of them.”

Zhuang Heng knew too much about his family history, his grandfather's private life was chaotic, his father was cruel and heartless, and he had a bad reputation in front of him. It was normal for a few people to die. Of course, after all, there were many people in the palace, and some of them might have died of natural causes.

Seeing the great difference in the number of deaths between the three generations of their grandparents, Zhuang Heng guessed, "Because your father is more cruel?"

But grandfather didn’t have any at that time, right?

Xiao Lang said: "Look around again."

The two of them spent most of the day looking at every corner of the palace, causing the unsuspecting palace people to tremble with fear, thinking that there were some remnants of King Qi hiding there.

After shopping around, Xiao Lang said: "Grandfather didn't see any of the clothes at that time, I guess it might be because of the long time, people who died at that time were all reincarnated."

Zhuang Heng nodded, deeply agreeing.

If you don't reincarnate, the ghosts in this palace can't live there, but this explanation didn't comfort him at all, he looked around at the palace lanterns flickering in the night: "Did you see just now, we also have them in the palace, they didn't have the guts to come in before they were alive , don’t you be presumptuous after death, do you think we will be seen by them at that time?”

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng: "That's so embarrassing, let's live in another place."

Xiao Lang: "..."

Ai couldn't help but said: [Master, you have played a lot, Ah Piao can't see you at all! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

ai: [Master, aren't you just afraid? Why are you so ashamed? My brother won't laugh at you. ]

Zhuang Heng: [You are not the younger brother, how do you know?Didn't he already mean to laugh at me? ]

ai: [Is there any?When is it? ]

Zhuang Heng: [When rubbing my face, when talking about ghosts and ghosts! ]

ai tried hard to recall, but couldn't tell whether Xiao Lang was laughing or being intimate at that time. The artificial intelligence is not very good at this, so it simply gave up. It said to Zhuang Heng: [I am immune to A Piao after walking around for a day, master, you are so brave. No! ]

Zhuang Heng became angry from embarrassment: [Shut up! ]

Xiao Lang knew Zhuang Heng very well, and he knew that he was really scared just by listening to him, so he hugged him and comforted him: "Let's live in the thatched hut in the space first, and after the child hatches, we will live in another place. how?"

Xiao Lang is the Son of Heaven, apart from the space, he can also live in the palace, but moving to the palace is a toss, and now the child's movement inside the golden egg is getting louder and louder. The shell is about to break, and it is really not suitable for tossing.

But even if the children were hatched, they seemed to have nowhere to go. If they moved to the palace, it would be too troublesome to discuss politics. He was just talking casually, and he didn't want Xiao Lang to become a fool for himself.

But there was a strange look in Xiao Lang's eyes, as if he was calm and looking forward to the move. Zhuang Heng was puzzled and couldn't help asking: "Do you have a place you like? Where do you want to move?"

Xiao Lang looked down at him and smiled, pinching his face: "You will know when the time comes, there must be no dead souls in the palace there."

Zhuang Heng gritted his teeth and kicked him: "I'll let you play tricks!"

Xiao Lang frowned in pain, hugged him hastily, kissed him on the hair, and said with a low laugh: "It's my fault, I'll go to the thatched cottage in a while, and I'll do whatever you want."

Zhuang Heng felt that something was wrong: "Why don't you say you can beat me?"

Xiao Lang said: "Toss as you please."

Zhuang Heng: "...beating and scolding."

Xiao Lang: "Toss."

Zhuang Heng's face turned hot: "Get lost!"

The palace servant with sharp ears next to him suddenly heard this low growl, and his legs were so frightened that his legs went limp.

Obediently, a fairy is a fairy, and the only one in the world who dares to show embarrassment to the emperor is a fairy.

After nightfall, the two entered the space, and did not start tossing early as planned.

Xu Wu sent the news that after the sun set, King Qi’s movements became faster, and it seemed that King Qi was summoned by something. At first, he walked aimlessly, then stopped for a while, then suddenly turned around and headed north, and the route was straight Yes, when encountering obstacles such as hillside forests, they do not detour and just float over. Xu Wu can hardly keep up.

After receiving such news, the two of them couldn't sit still, and immediately teleported to Xu Wu's place.

Xu Wu was sweating profusely after chasing, panting, "King Qi is so strange, he seemed to be walking in a hurry, he bumped into a tree on the way, and he didn't even take a detour, just passed over the top of the tree. "

Zhuang Heng was dumbfounded: "There is still such an operation? It's very cool to be a ghost."

Xiao Lang thought for a while: "He can bump into trees, that means he can touch objects. We should also be able to put things on him."

Zhuang Heng looked at the lonely ghosts nearby: "Why did they pass through the tree directly?"

Xu Wu looked in the direction of his finger suspiciously: "Who?"

Zhuang Heng said: "Ghost, there are many ghosts in the wild, can't you see them?"

Xu Wu shook his head.

Zhuang Heng was puzzled and said, "So strange? Do you only see King Qi with your heavenly eyes?"

Xu Wu also had some doubts in his heart, he just felt that the medicine he took was indeed weird, but he was still chasing after King Qi, so he didn't care to think too much, Xiao Lang saw that the horse under him was about to lose its hold, so he couldn't help frowning: " There is no way to chase like this.”

Zhuang Heng nodded: "Understood! Leave it to me!"

As he said that, he pulled out a piece of grass from the space, and after catching up with Queen Qi, he quietly put the grass in King Qi's hair, fearing that it would fall when he walked around, and tied it with a strand of hair with a thin thread.

After finishing all this, Zhuang Heng suddenly thought about it, took out a trash can from the space and threw it upside down on King Qi's head.

If Xiao Lang wanted to see the ghost, there was only one way to live broadcast simultaneously, so Zhuang Heng had already turned on the live broadcast before going out, and the audience ran over to watch the ghost in the middle of the night. Talk to the friends in the barrage area about the lonely ghosts that float past the camera from time to time.

At this moment, the audience started laughing and making complaints about King Qi.

"Heng Heng, you blocked his eyes, how can he hurry!"

The author has something to say: King Qi: I can't see, but I can still walk.

Sorry, my villain seems a bit retarded. otz