Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

"Wow——" a loud cry came from the room, and several monarchs and ministers guarding outside immediately crowded to the door to stretch their necks, looking more excited than their first time becoming a father.

"It's born, it's born! It's finally born!"

"How can it be said that it is born! It should be said that it has hatched!"

"Oh, this voice is so loud, the child of the Son of Heaven and the Immortal Lord is really extraordinary!"

"Sounds like there's only one child, is there another one?"

"Wait, wait, wait."

Not long after, Dabao was wrapped in swaddling clothes by the cleaning staff. Although the child is stronger and has a stronger neck, he can turn his head on his own, but he still looks like a baby after all. She was wrinkled, her eyes were squinted and her mouth was wide open, and she was crying loudly.

Newborns are all like monkeys. The more genetic they are, the more beautiful they grow up, and the uglier they will be when they are young. At this time, the courtiers looked at the ugly doll in front of them, and couldn’t tell who the child looked more like. In short, it’s right to praise .

They are all capable people, who can't praise a child?

Outside the door, there are endless beautiful words, one higher than one, one sentence more beautiful, like a ring, but the atmosphere inside the door is still stalemate at the moment, the second treasure is really too difficult, and it has not even broken its shell yet.

The imperial doctors were all a little worried, for fear that the child would not be strong enough, and would face the problem of premature or dystocia. The two fathers were gods, and they didn't seem to panic at all.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha these two stupid dads are really realistic, that's what a two-child family is like!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Damn I remembered that when my mother had just given birth to her second child, there was no one outside the delivery room, her husband was at work, her mother-in-law was shopping for groceries, and her father-in-law was calling her granddaughter to help with her homework.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I took a taxi by myself to give birth to my second child. (Smile)

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I didn't take it seriously when I had a second child, but my husband was anxious to get angry.

Bullet screen [-]: [Huahua] show affection and fork out!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I think Heng Heng is really calm, look at my brother.

The audience stared at the screen carefully and found the difference between the two fathers. Zhuang Heng sat beside the incubator calmly. After a short break, he reached out to tap and say cheers.

Xiao Lang was different, on the surface he was very calm, but in fact his hands were quietly clenched into fists in his sleeves nervously.

Zhuang Heng saw the barrage and looked at Xiao Lang curiously: "Huh? Are you so nervous? Isn't the big treasure already out, the second treasure is just not in time."

Xiao Lang looked at him: "What if you can't get out? Are you not nervous?"

Zhuang Heng said: "Don't be nervous, if you can't get out, I'll help you pierce the shell!"

Xiao Lang: "..."

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I understand, I understand, my younger brother is the kind who sees a child fall and hopes that the child will get up by himself. Of course he is anxious if the child cannot get up.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha, so Hengheng is the kind of kid who just reaches out and grabs if he falls and can't get up.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Awesome Glass!You have even analyzed the concept of parenting!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] But why isn't Heng Heng nervous?Just because Dabao is not bald doesn't mean Erbao is not bald either!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua]...the devil!

Zhuang Heng: "...fuck!"

Thanks to the devil audience, Zhuang Heng became nervous again in an instant, and he looked at Er Bao restlessly: "You are coming out!"

ai Sui Sui Nian: [Master, don’t panic, don’t panic, we’re not nervous, you see that the two little masters came out of their shells in human form, which means that your systematically modified genes are not as strong as your younger brother, they all follow your younger brother, and their hair must follow suit. younger brother. ]

Just as Zhuang Heng was about to be persuaded by it, his eyes suddenly widened: [Ah——]

Xiao Lang also stood up in shock, and everyone stared wide-eyed at the thin eggshell, only to see the 99 punched and kicked babies inside slowly change into the shape of a bird at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if transformed into a bird. A fluffy little crane.

ai roared: [It's over, it's over!The master's gene defeated the younger brother's gene!Ahhh I'm going bald! ]

Zhuang Heng doubted life: "What is this for?"

But Xiao Lang became happy: "Didn't you say that you won't be able to transform until you are born? I didn't expect to be able to do it in the eggshell! Our child is really capable!"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Although admitting that his genes were not as good as Xiao Lang's made him a little bit uneasy, but considering the problem of baldness, he sincerely hoped that his genes would be better or worse, and now he was given such a fix.

The second treasure completed the transformation in the eggshell, which aroused the amazement of the imperial doctors, and everyone couldn't help but quietly cast their eyes on Zhuang Heng: the fairy is indeed a bird!It's a crane!Crane Immortal!

Zhuang Heng looked at them, and they were so scared that they quickly lowered their heads and continued to stare at the incubator.

In the incubator, Erbao fluttered his small wings a few times, stretched his neck, and pecked lightly on the eggshell with his small, pointed beak, and the eggshell broke.

Royal doctors: Wow!

Audience: Wow!

With the first step, the rest will be much smoother. Er Bao pecked here and there, and it didn't take long to peck out a hole big enough for his body to pass through the eggshell, and then his small body fell out of the hole, staggering and flopping a few times , under Zhuang Heng's nervous eyes, he slowly turned into a human form again, and after a moment of confusion, he opened his mouth and wept loudly.

Zhuang Heng: "???"

This fucking is your strategy to get out of the shell?

Xiao Lang opened the incubator with joy on his face, and Zhuang Heng brushed the thick lanugo on his little head, so excited that he wanted to cry: "Okay, okay, I'm relieved."

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I feel sorry for Hengheng, what a shadow this is!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Newcomer seeking popular science, what is baldness?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng was transformed from a red-crowned crane, and there is an old photo of him in the road xxx post.

ai: [Master, someone posted a photo of your bald head on the Internet! ]

Zhuang Heng: [? ? ?Person in charge? ]

The imperial doctors were stunned by Erbao's operation, and after a while they came over and found that Erbao was a girl, and they were so excited that tears filled their eyes: "Both sons and daughters! Both sons and daughters! This is a good sign! This indicates that yin and yang are compatible, Prosperity from the dragon and the phoenix! It indicates that the future of our Dazhen Dynasty will be smooth, the country will be prosperous and the people will be safe!"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Blow or you will blow.

The two children were successfully hatched, and the couple finally felt relieved. The nanny had already selected and arranged for them to take the children to take a bath and get dressed after everyone had their eyes full.

Not long after, the settled children were handed over to the husband and wife again. The two carried the two children and went out to meet the congratulations from the courtiers.

The live broadcast room was also full of joy. Many old fans were so excited that they cried. One by one, they were vying to be godfathers and mothers. Milk powder and diapers were all prepared, and they were waiting to send them to Zhuang Heng.

Zhuang Heng was so moved: "You are both godfathers and godmothers of my two babies!"

Godfathers and godmothers: So you are cooking!We are waiting to send something!

Zhuang Heng's live broadcast has been on for a long time today, and there is still no movement in the dishes, and the baby has just been born, and he hasn't had time to fully experience the feeling of being a father. It is estimated that he will not be able to cook a big meal for a while.

He thought for a while and said, "Let me cook happy eggs for everyone!"

The audience was very supportive: this is good!This is good!

Zhuang Heng took out all the eggs in the space, washed them and put them into the cauldron. After that, he asked his disciples to watch the fire while he turned his head to look at the cradle beside him. Pick her up.

Both husband and wife have received training in advance, so the posture of holding the child is very standard. Zhuang Heng patted Erbao on the back with ease: "What are you doing, and if you are dissatisfied, just tell daddy, tell me, you Rather."

Audience: Excessive!Bullying Erbao can't speak!

Er Bao's two fleshy little hands danced wildly, grabbed the skirt of Zhuang Heng's chest, and opened his wide mouth to precisely aim at a certain part and gnaw it down.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Audience: Hahahahaha, the child is hungry, it's time to breastfeed!

At this time the weather was still cold, Zhuang Heng was wearing thick clothes, the baby was not strong enough, so naturally he couldn't eat anything, she seemed dissatisfied, she smacked her lips and started to cry, crying and then stopped, in Zhuang Heng's arms It turned into a crane shape, opened its small pointed mouth and gnawed over it again.

Zhuang Heng's face was distorted: "Hiss—"

Audience: Hahahahahaha I'm going to die laughing in this live broadcast room!

Zhuang Heng mercilessly tore Erbao off his body and handed it to the laughing nanny: "Hurry up, she's hungry."

The nanny bowed to pick up the crying child and went to the cubicle, but she came back after a while, with a panicked face: "Xianjun, the little princess... she won't eat..."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

After a while, Zhuang Heng threw down the sentence "If you don't want to eat, you will be hungry", and under the worried and anxious eyes of the nanny, he hugged Er Bao and looked at the hourglass next to him: "Go, find your father."

After the child was born, Xiao Lang carried Dabao to the front hall, and before leaving, he told Zhuang Heng to come over in half an hour. Zhuang Heng didn't know what he was going to do, so he guessed that he was going to name it or something. When the time was almost up, I rushed over with my second treasure in my arms.

When they arrived, only Dabao's crying sound could be heard in the main hall, echoing around the beams, it was very terrible, but Xiao Lang looked calm, and the ministers were below rainbow fart after wave, it seemed that except Zhuang Heng, no one felt that this The noise is annoying.

Zhuang Heng walked over speechlessly, and sat down beside Xiao Lang. The ministers saluted, but Xiao Lang turned around: "We exchange hugs."

Zhuang Heng quickly handed him the annoying spirit in his arms, and at the same time took the big trumpet spirit from his hand.

The annoying spirit was so hungry that he came to Xiao Lang's arms and repeated his old plan. Zhuang Heng looked at the place on his chest that was soaked by nibbling, and cleared his throat: "Ahem..."

Pay attention to the image!

Under the scorching gazes of the ministers, Xiao Lang put his index finger to Erbao's mouth calmly, and Erbao bit it immediately, and became quiet.

Zhuang Heng widened his eyes, thought for a while, and imitated him and thrust his finger to Dabao.

Dabao stopped crying.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

How deceitful.

But the two children are hungry after all, this is just a stopgap measure, if they really refuse to let the nanny feed them, then they really need a bottle of milk powder.

But right now what needs to be considered should be the matter of choosing a name, he looked at the ministers below, and quietly asked Xiao Lang: "Is there a nice name?"

Xiao Lang was stunned for a moment: "Don't worry about the name, I will think about it later."

Zhuang Heng asked with a question mark: "Then why did you ask me to come?"

Xiao Lang smiled, held his hand, turned his head to look down, and spoke loudly.

"To celebrate the birth of my two children, I have decided to move back to Xidu."

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