Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

After the court was over, the couple took their children to the bedroom. Zhuang Heng had already cooked the wedding eggs for the audience. Although the number was huge, he couldn't stand the bigger number of fans. In the end, he could only use his luck.

This time he took advantage of the loopholes in the system, selected a few reliable old fans, and sent all the eggs over, asking them to help organize the lottery and distribution, so that more people could eat them, and the rest were unlucky Yes, you can only open taste sharing to comfort yourself.

The two golden eggs of the Son of Heaven and Xianjun finally hatched, the news spread quickly from the palace, and even the process of the two babies hatching was described in detail, the rumor that Xianjun was a crane fairy was confirmed, because The process of hatching is so miraculous that the common people love to talk about it, and it is inevitable to talk about it after dinner. It didn't take long for all kinds of legendary stories to spread all over the country.

In the eyes of the common people, the two children were conceived by gods. The little prince was born with supernatural powers, and the little princess was extremely intelligent.

But the fact is that the two children made their father's head so annoyed that he wanted to throw the child away.

Xiao Lang is very patient, his father loves him a lot, he doesn't lose his temper no matter what the child does, and after all, Zhuang Heng worked so hard to give birth, so he doesn't dare to be annoyed, but Zhuang Heng is not so good-tempered, he thinks Put the baby in the stomach and remake it.

Returning from the front palace to the back palace, the couple teamed up and used violent means to feed the two children with a few needles of milk, which made the two children cry and sweat.

Panting, Zhuang Heng put down the children who were still crying after taking milk, pointed at them and yelled, "You don't want to eat the milk from the nanny, and you don't want to eat the hundreds of cans of milk powder they sent you, and you don't want to eat goat's milk. You don’t eat milk, you don’t eat the small fish that the cranes give you, you don’t eat rice porridge, you don’t eat rice soup, you don’t eat the dew in the space, what do you want to eat!”

The two children were crying with snot and tears, and stretched out their hands to hug.

After Zhuang Heng yelled, his heart ached again: "Fuck me, I won't suffer from postpartum depression, will I?"

ai: [Master, do you love Dabao and Erbao, or yourself? ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Seeing that the child was crying so much, Xiao Lang quickly picked him up with each hand, and the two children immediately lay down on his chest like little milk cats, found the target part, opened their mouths and bit down with precision.

AI dubbed them: [Ah woo—eating grandma——]

Zhuang Heng wanted to cry but had no tears: "Here we go again...we have no milk!"

The two children only want to eat their own father's milk, and they don't want anything from others. As long as it is on their father's body, it is difficult to tear it off. Even if it is through the clothes, even if there is nothing to eat, they can still enjoy it.

Zhuang Heng was terribly angry at first, but seeing Xiao Lang's distressed appearance at this time, he couldn't hold back a "poof" laugh.

Xiao Lang looked helpless: "What are you laughing at?"

Zhuang Heng smiled and fell down: "Hahahahaha, your clothes almost have two holes in your clothes hahahahaha..."

Xiao Lang: "..."

The nanny and palace attendant standing aside could hold it back, but now they were also infected by him, and their stomach hurt from holding back their laughter, so they could only lower their heads and turn around.

Zhuang Heng asked the audience for help during the live broadcast, and soon some viewers sent him some pacifiers. Zhuang Heng took the pacifiers and pondered for a while, and tried to use them for the two children, but they still didn’t give face. I was dissatisfied and made a fuss, almost toppled the roof.

Zhuang Heng broke the jar, hung two on the chests of Xiao Lang and himself with a rope, and tried to pick up the child, but the child honestly gnawed on it.

Zhuang Heng: "???"

Ai was so excited: [Ahhh, this method is so useful!They think these two pacifiers are from you! ]

Zhuang Heng: "...It's over, I suddenly doubt Liang Bao's IQ."

Xiao Lang stared at the two children on his chest, with a look of relief on his face: "Sure enough, it's a good solution, but it only treats the symptoms but not the root cause. They still need to eat some milk to grow up properly."

Zhuang Heng's face was numb: "Then hang the bottle on your chest."

Xiao Lang who was surprised by his coquettish operation: "..."

ai exclaimed: [Wow!Master, you really have the potential to be a super dad!Such a great way to think of it! ]

Zhuang Hengsheng has nothing to love: "If one feeds the other, no one will run away."

Xiao Lang paused, then nodded with difficulty: "En."

Before letting the children gnaw on the clothes on their chests, they thought it was okay to be seen, but they couldn't accept the pacifier or bottle hanging on their chests for a while. After discussing it, the two decided to feed the children in the space in the future.

Entering the space, the two hang a feeding bottle on their chest together, and fix the nipple to a special place with tape, then hold a baby in their arms and start feeding at the same time.

This picture is a bit beautiful, and it is really not something that people can see casually.

AI sighed: [Wow!What a fairy scene!It's so beautiful, too harmonious and too farmhouse! ]

Zhuang Heng turned into a irascible old brother: [Brother Wuen! ]

After feeding the child, the two began to build a fence in the space. After all, the water and soil in the space support people. It is good for the child to roll around in it every day when there is nothing to do. The only thing that needs attention is safety. Although there is AI to help , the animals inside are all intelligent, and Zhuang Heng can enter and exit in an instant, but it is safer to add a guardrail.

It's just that the place is big, and their guardrail is similar to raising sheep. Although the two children grow faster than ordinary children, there is still a long way to go before they can climb. With the current tossing, they can't reach the edge of the guardrail for a few days.

The two of them were busy until night fell, when news suddenly came, they said: [Master, King Qi suddenly stopped leaving! ]

Zhuang Heng stood up immediately: "Quick, show me the map!"

Xiao Lang could hear the voice of AI in the space, so he hurried over to look at the map. The map showed King Qi's strange trajectory, a straight line and a crooked curve. The two routes were seamlessly connected, and the overall route pointed to the north without any deviation. Now, the place where he stopped was beyond the border of the Dazhen Dynasty, in a desert that was inaccessible between Dazhen and Beirong.

Xiao Lang said: "There is no one governing it, and wild animals seldom come and go."

The two observed the surrounding situation for a while with the topographic map Xiao Lang took out for comparison, Zhuang Heng put the map away: "Let's go there."

King Qi was acting suspiciously, so naturally they couldn't teleport to King Qi directly, so they went to find Xu Wu first, and Xu Wu hid behind a rock with someone, but there was no King Qi in front of him, only a thick blackness fog.

Xiao Lang asked about the situation along the way, and according to Xu Wu's observation, King Qi did nothing but hurry.

Xiao Lang looked at the black mist ahead again, frowned and said, "Something looks familiar."

Zhuang Heng swallowed: "Fuck, isn't this the black shadow that slipped away from my space before?"

As he spoke, he hurriedly asked ai: [Can you kill it? ]

ai Yuyu said: [No, it is out of space, so I have nothing to do with it. ]

Zhuang Heng rolled up his sleeves: "What's the background? I'll go in and have a look!"

Xu Wu hastily uttered a voice to stop him: "The Immortal Monarch must not pass, it's dangerous inside!"

Zhuang Heng waved his hand: "It's okay, I can be invisible!"

Xu Wu was in a hurry: "Immortal Monarch must be careful! I don't know who is hiding inside, we can't get in at all, and we will be attacked if we get close, and several people have already been injured!"

Zhuang Heng tried to pick up a stone on the ground and threw it into the black mist with all his strength. The black mist immediately turned into a hand and stretched out towards Zhuang Heng. Zhuang Heng pulled Xiao Lang and teleported away. He didn't continue to chase, and quickly retracted.

It was already late at night, and the thick fog was hidden in the night, and it took a careful look to distinguish the edge of the thick fog. Xiao Lang cast his gaze into the depths of the night, and said firmly: "It is just a bluff, if it is really capable, it must have chased and killed it long ago. gone."

Zhuang Heng trusted his judgment and was eager to try it immediately: "That's right, let's go in and have a look!"

Xiao Lang shook his head: "It's better to be more cautious. Last time we were able to see King Qi's soul in the projection room, this time we can also see if we can see the shadow clearly."

Zhuang Heng nodded, and quickly turned on the live broadcast. Unexpectedly, there were still many people online at this time. After knowing that he started the live broadcast, they flocked in one after another.

Zhuang Heng greeted hurriedly, took Xiao Lang into the screening room, and said to ai: "I will leave the rest to you!"

ai is full of fighting spirit: [Master, rest assured, I will definitely adjust the position of the camera to the best! ]

While speaking, a face with empty eyes suddenly appeared on the screen in the projection room.

The live broadcast room overturned in an instant: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Zhuang Heng went crazy: "I asked you to take pictures of the black mist, what are you doing on King Qi's face! It's haunted in the middle of the night and scares people to death, okay?"

ai repeatedly apologized: [I'm sorry, I'm... I obviously wanted to use the perspective of King Qi, why is it the other way around?Ahhh, it must be the hand of the black mist! ]

Zhuang Heng was frightened into a cold sweat by its words: "So wicked?",

AI tried to adjust the angle, and the screen shook for a while, except for King Qi, it was pitch black, as long as he didn't use King Qi's perspective, there would be basically no resistance.

Zhuang Heng said: "Why don't you just keep the screen black and listen to the voice, the ghost faces are too scary."

The audience was not happy.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] No! ! !I don't want a black screen! ! !

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The black screen is really scary, there will be ghosts rushing out at any time to scare people!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I agree!I would rather look at this translucent ghost, anyway, I won't be afraid if I look at it a few more times.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I remember it was King Qi, right?She still looks a bit like her brother.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Just look at King Qi, he's quite handsome if you take a closer look.

Barrage 1: [Huahua]+1+1+[-] Who wouldn't want to see a handsome brother.

Zhuang Heng: "???"

What's going on with this audience?Is there any help?