Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Xiao Lang quickly cleaned the vegetables and put them in the basket, and began to cut the meat again. The two little guys were sitting on the floor playing, and seeing the two dads on the counter didn't know what to do, they crawled over curiously to probe their brains, but they It was too short to see anything, so anxious to pull the trouser legs of the two fathers and whimpered.

Zhuang Heng lowered his head and asked, "What are you doing?"

Dabao: "Hey hey hey——"

Erbao: "Ahhhh——"

Xiao Lang also bowed his head: "Daddy is cooking, go and play by yourself."

Although the audience in the live broadcast room could not see the two babies blocked by the stage, it did not prevent them from being warmed by this harmonious and friendly scene.

The two children were dissatisfied with the fooling of their parents, Dabao rolled his eyes, thinking of the skills he had just learned, and immediately transformed himself at his father's feet, followed by Erbao, two gray birds flapping their wings Flying to the table, tilting his head to look at the various ingredients and tools on it.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Huh?Where did the two little birds come from?Do you have any birds?so cute!

Bullet screen [-]: [Huahua] The eyeballs are very sharp, and they look very clever!So cute!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] It's dusty and not very attractive, did you pick it up from the side of the road?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I am from the Wetland Reserve, and I am responsible to tell everyone that this is a juvenile red-crowned crane.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Wow!Could this be Heng Hengsheng's two babies?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Do you want to say that the anchor is a crane?How come people still believe in this kind of persona?

At this moment, two little gray-haired cranes flapped their wings in front of the camera in the live broadcast room, and changed from crane shape to human shape one after another. Dabao reached out and grabbed a lettuce leaf from the basket and put it in his mouth. The chicken also wanted to put it in his mouth, but Xiao Lang quickly snatched it away.

audience:? ? ?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Oh my god!Really two babies!No wonder I didn't see them just now!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Who said just now that it was designed by humans?come out for me!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] There is nothing to argue about, if they believe it is a special effect, let them believe it.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the two cuties are still wearing diapers, where did the diapers hide when they transformed!It's amazing!

Bullet screen [-]: [Hua Hua] old fans know that Heng Heng automatically puts on clothes when he transforms, for fear of losing his clothes. (dog head)

Er Bao was robbed of the raw chicken, and looked up at Xiao Lang in a daze. Xiao Lang said, "You can't eat it." Dabao had already thrown away the lettuce leaves in disgust, and picked up another tomato. Erbao's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he immediately crawled over to grab it from him.

The two little guys have pink and tender faces, and they are lively and active in front of the camera. The audience is so cute that they are all diverted to the two little guys.

Zhuang Heng saw that the two children were arguing too much, so he just made some noodles, brought the basin in front of them, and kneaded the dough with his hands: "Dabao and Erbao, it's very interesting to play like Daddy, you try try."

The two little ones were pleasantly surprised to discover new fun, and had a great time playing, grinning and giggling happily from time to time, wishing they could plunge their entire faces into the basin.

After dismissing the two little guys, Zhuang Heng could finally cook with peace of mind. He moved quickly with his hands, and he prepared a few dishes in a short time, and put them on beautiful plates and placed them on the table.

The two little guys smelled the smell of the food, threw the dough away, stopped playing, and crawled over with their buttocks pouted. Zhuang Heng had already figured out their temperament, and specially put the cold menu on a small plate and placed it there. The little guy tasted every dish, and then spit it out in disgust. After trying all the dishes and finding that they were not satisfied, the two little guys were unhappy.

Once the food is ready, the audience who have turned on the sensory sharing have to taste it. Xiao Lang consciously arranged the dishes, filled two big bowls full of fragrant white rice, and sat down to eat with Zhuang Heng.

The two little guys looked at them eagerly, swallowing with greed.

Zhuang Heng deliberately teased them by pretending to be eating deliciously. Seeing that their pouty mouths were about to pour rain, he quickly changed chopsticks and picked up a few grains of large white rice and brought them to their mouths.

A few grains of rice can be ground for a while, and the two little guys finally felt hungry after eating, and began to drill into the arms of the two fathers. Zhuang Heng put down his chopsticks and picked up one of them, raised his head and said to the audience: "Excuse me, everyone, a little Wait a while, Xiao Lang and I will go feed the baby first."

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Why are you leaving!We want to see feed baby!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Yes, yes, we haven't seen a baby drinking milk yet, show us now!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng why do you have to leave the camera every time?Are you breastfeeding?

Zhuang Heng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "No!"

The audience was too persistent, Zhuang Heng was afraid of them, so he had to compromise: "Okay, okay, I'll show you today."

This anchor has never done any weird things, what is breastfeeding in public?I'm not afraid!

Zhuang Heng went all out, and each of them and Xiao Lang fixed a feeding bottle on their chests, each picked up a baby, and sat in a row to feed grandma. contented.

Studio:? ? ?Hello, are you okay?Why do you want to breastfeed like this?

Zhuang Heng looked calm: "Don't ask, they like it if you ask."

Audience: Hahahahahahahaha grass!

That night, the video of Zhuang Heng and his wife sitting in a row feeding their grandma became a hot search, causing widespread discussion among netizens. Countless novice mothers took the video home to teach their husbands who played games, and countless novice fathers caught up with the trend to shoot the same video. Too many popular searches caused secondary fermentation, which led to the popularity of Zhuang Heng's live broadcast room rising again.

Zhuang Heng looked at his points and couldn't believe it: [Increased so fast? ]

ai: [Yes, master!You have a large base, and if the base is large, the points will definitely increase quickly. ]

Zhuang Heng calculated the time: [Isn't it possible for me to upgrade again this year? ]

ai: [According to this speed, it may not be until the end of the year. ]

Zhuang Heng: [I have already reached the level of a great god, how far can I go if I upgrade again?Become a Buddha? ]

ai: […]

Zhuang Heng: [What's the situation with others?Say it and give me a reference. ]

Ai said: [There is no one with such high points as you, and I don't know what is behind the Great God level. Master, you are now the pillar of our platform, and I can't find a reference. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

The system's goodwill towards Zhuang Heng is very obvious, so although the next upgrade is a mysterious and unknown existence for him, he is still looking forward to it. With expectations in his heart, he will work harder, in order to let the live broadcast room His popularity further increased, he did not hesitate to sell a pair of children, and every time the live broadcast started, he hugged the two babies to attract attention, and sure enough, he gained a lot of fans.

However, recently, due to the many handover issues involved in Duke Liang's handover of military power, Xiao Lang became busy again, so he rarely had time to help Zhuang Heng. The single dog in the room howled.

Xiao Lang usually walks over from behind Zhuang Heng. When he gets close, he first hugs him from behind, then bows his head and kisses him. Push him lightly with your elbow: "Restrain yourself."

Xiao Lang felt aggrieved in his heart: "Is this not restrained enough?"

Audience: What?Do you still want to have a goblin fight in front of us?Of course, we don't mind at all!

Zhuang Heng fed Xiao Lang a few delicious food with chopsticks, the grievance in Xiao Lang's heart disappeared, and he became sweet again. He and Zhuang Heng were warm for a while, then hugged the two children to tease for a while, and soon left from the screen of the live broadcast room.

Zhuang Heng finished the meal, and habitually shared a portion with the two children, and was prepared to let them ruin it casually, but he didn't expect the two children to be willing to eat it this time, although some of them couldn't bite and just rubbed their gums for a while. Throw it away after grinding, but they are willing to eat a few mouthfuls even with soup and water.

Especially the pumpkin soup, which is very sweet and very popular with the children. The two babies were not satisfied with the soup, and even reached out to scoop up the soft and glutinous pumpkin in the soup. After eating, their faces and hands were all mushy. finger.

Zhuang Heng stared at them dumbfounded.

Fans screamed excitedly: The baby can eat solid food!Complementary food is ready!

Zhuang Heng had no choice but to start researching complementary food recipes. The genes of the two children in his family are different from ordinary children, and the growth rate cannot follow the general law. He just looks at what other children should do when they are old, and there is no way to refer to them. He didn't dare to copy what nutrition other children needed to supplement, and he was groping all the way.

Now he has added another content to his daily live broadcast-making supplementary food, sand sculpture anchor and part-time parenting anchor, which has become a unique landscape on the live broadcast platform.

But there are also more bullies. After all, the two babies can eat everything, but there are always some people pointing and saying that this one can’t eat that one, and if you don’t know how to raise a child, don’t raise it. The ai on the blacklist is too busy.

Also because of AI's style of being blacklisted if he disagreed with him, Zhuang Heng became the most well-known anchor on the Internet. During this period of time, there were too many tricks, which made his frequency of gangsters relatively high, and he was once again on the hot search.

AI is very tired: [Why did you gain followers again?I'm almost overwhelmed! ]

When the other anchors heard this sentence, they were probably so angry that they wanted to hit someone.

Zhuang Heng's points have skyrocketed, and there is still a long way to go before the upgrade, but there is another new function that can be unlocked.

AI shouted excitedly: [Master, master!Unlock new features quickly! ]

Zhuang Heng was also a little excited, entered the space and asked: [What function? ]

ai: [One-click change! ]

Zhuang Heng was stunned:? ? ?What the hell?