Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

There is no shortage of toys in the palace. Zhuang Heng thought that the two little guys were just a passing interest in his blue face, but he did not expect that he underestimated the attraction of electronic products to children, especially this electronic product also comes with parent-child interaction. This little guy never gets tired of it, and makes a fuss every day to play.

Xiao Lang still felt a little puzzled: "Are they a bit disobedient recently? If it's really making a lot of trouble, it's okay to hit them twice."

Zhuang Heng looked calm: "It's okay, it's probably because seeing you here makes you want to act like a baby. When you go to the front hall to discuss politics or go to the study, they will be quiet."

But my heart was roaring crazily: [You hurry up and do your work!They are clamoring for me to transform into a play!How can I change if you don't leave! ]

After doing this many times, Xiao Lang inexplicably felt a bit of self-doubt, thinking: Is it because I'm here that I'm acting like a baby?This way of making trouble is not like being coquettish. I will stop making trouble once I leave. Wouldn't this mean that you dislike me?Where am I not doing well enough?

Poor two little guys can't speak, so they can only let their father talk nonsense.

In order to divert their attention, Zhuang Heng racked his brains to find different fun for them every day, and accepted all kinds of small toys sent by fans with the cheek. However, the two children are very obsessed with the transformation game. They have had enough fun, they can make trouble to the sky, Zhuang Heng thought of this and thought of going bald.

The days of chicken flying and dog jumping passed quickly, and it was hot in a blink of an eye.

The growth rate of the two little guys is faster than that of children of the same age. The babies born on the same day are still breastfeeding. They have already started to eat complementary foods. When others eat rice cereal, they can chew vegetables, fish and shrimp directly Not to mention that they were born with stronger physical strength than others, and it didn't take long for them to master the ability to crawl. Seeing that the weather is getting hotter and hotter, the two of them have already learned to stumble and walk, and they can fly like a model even in the shape of a crane. Presentable, even Daddy can call.

The two silly fathers were so excited that Xiao Lang couldn't wait to start looking for a teacher for them.

Zhuang Heng said: "I started studying at such a young age, I don't have a childhood, how pitiful."

Xiao Lang laughed: "It doesn't matter, we can teach and play with them at the same time, without any delay."

While the couple were talking for a while, the two little ones were sweating profusely, holding hands and stumbling to the air-conditioning vent to enjoy the cool.

Zhuang Heng yelled at them: "You can't play there! You'll catch a cold! You'll have a fever! If you have a fever, you can't get up and play on the couch!"

The little guy has a lot of ideas, Qi Qi shook his head: "Daddy lied!"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang got up and used force to suppress them, one in each hand, carried them over and put them on the mat beside Zhuang Heng, raised his head and said to Zhuang Heng: "I just have time recently, why don't we go to Liang Country to escape the summer heat, what do you think?"

The transfer of military power in Liang State has been completed, Duke Liang is very cooperative, and Xiao Lang did not treat him badly, which has given Liang State a lot of benefits, especially relying on the technical support of Zhuang Heng's golden finger, so Liang State has developed very fast, only half a year later. There is a new look.

These were all reported by the people below. They haven’t seen it in person. Now that the child can walk and his mind is much smarter, it’s time to go out and see the market to gain knowledge.

Zhuang Heng nodded and agreed: "Yes, it just so happens that you can also make private visits with micro-services, killing two birds with one stone."

The two little guys had bright black eyes. When they heard that they were going out to play, they clapped their hands happily.

With Zhuang Heng's teleportation ability, the family of four left as soon as they said they wanted, very unrestrained. Before leaving, Xiao Lang handed over the government affairs to a group of confidant ministers, and also brought some unremarkable ordinary clothes. After arriving in Liangguo, in order to experience Living, and picked a house to live in.

Liangguo is located in the north, and the folk customs are relatively open. When women see a man they like on the street, they will often go up to strike up a conversation directly, and some brave ones will come to knock on the door in the middle of the night, but they both have children with them. Xiao Lang once again acted sincerely, the women on the road would at most look at them eagerly, and would not step forward to make fun of themselves.

A family of four wandered the streets for a day, and the two little guys had a great time. After returning to the building to wash at night, they fell asleep not long after.

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang who was tucking the quilts for the two children, his mind moved slightly, and he suddenly thought about it. When Xiao Lang turned around, he immediately frowned, rubbed his stomach, and sighed in a low voice: " Alas...why I'm a little hungry..."

Xiao Lang walked over immediately, and said with concern: "Then let's eat some more? Are there any quick-frozen dumplings? You're tired from walking all day today, so I'll cook them."

Zhuang Heng made a greedy look: "I want to eat the pancakes from the shop next door. His pancakes are delicious."

Xiao Lang got up immediately: "It's so late, I don't know if there are any more, you sit down, I'll go and have a look."

Zhuang Heng nodded eagerly: "Well, hurry up!"

Xiao Lang smiled and leaned over to kiss him on the lips: "You are a chef, you have never eaten anything, and you can still make a piece of cake hungry."

That's what he said, but his actions were unambiguous at all. He packed his purse and went out.

ai wondered: [Master, what do you want to do? ]

Zhuang Heng peeked at the door furtively for a while, making sure that Xiao Lang had gone downstairs, and immediately closed the door to make a copy of himself out. He moved the copy to the couch, laid it out, covered it with a quilt, and pretended to be asleep. After that, he brought up the control panel with one-key replacement.

ai exclaimed: [Wow!Master, you are secretly playing with two babies on your back! ]

Zhuang Heng laughed, his eyes fell on the control panel, he clicked on the option box of becoming a young woman, pinched his face with big eyes and cherry mouth, set a tall figure that fits the characteristics of northerners, and chose a body that fits the local characteristics of Liangguo After finishing the clothes from head to toe, the sound of Xiao Lang's footsteps could already be heard in the corridor outside.

AI looked dumbfounded: [Wow wow wow... big beauty!It's so beautiful! ]

Zhuang Heng quickly clicked to confirm. When Xiao Lang walked to the door, he finished changing clothes. When Xiao Lang pushed the door, he quickly walked to the side of the couch. He sat down and gazed at his duplicate body affectionately. body face.

ai: [? ? ?What is this operation?Didn't you go to seduce your younger brother? ]

Zhuang Heng: [It's so boring to seduce him. ]

ai: [? ? ? ]

Xiao Lang pushed open the door and looked inside, the smile that just floated in his eyes condensed instantly, he strode over with sullen brows, waved the "woman" away, and asked with a suppressed voice and anger: "Who are you? ?”

When he waved his hands, he controlled his strength, and at most he pushed people away a little, but Zhuang Heng played his upper body, and fell to the ground again and again, pretending to grunt in pain.

Ai burst into foul language: [Fuck, master, what's the matter with your voice?I feel like my soul is going to be crisp! ]

Zhuang Heng: [This proves that you have grown up. ]

ai: [? ? ? ]

Zhuang Heng got up from the ground and flung himself to the side of the couch again without raising his head. He was about to hold the face of his clone with both hands, but as expected, Xiao Lang raised his hand to separate it again. Falling down in front of him, he murmured affectionately: "Hengheng..."

Xiao Lang's complexion changed drastically.

Zhuang Heng continued to read: "Hengheng... Hengheng, you saw me on the street today, why are you pretending you don't know me?"

The veins on Xiao Lang's forehead were throbbing, and he felt a little flustered for no reason. He originally thought that the woman was just a stranger, but she actually called out Zhuang Heng's name, and it was "Hengheng" instead of "Hehe", which shows that the name Nor was she hiding somewhere during the day to eavesdrop.

Could it be that she really has something to do with He He?

Xiao Lang looked at the couch, doubts arose in his heart, he only went out for a short while, no matter how tired He He was, it was impossible for He He to fall asleep so quickly, this woman came here strangely, could it be that he did something to He He?

Thinking of this, his heartstrings tightened, and he quickly leaned over to look at the person on the couch, but Zhuang Heng jumped in front of him: "Heng Heng, you really don't remember me?"

Xiao Lang was furious, and grabbed his throat with his backhand to force him to look up: "You..."

"I am your long-lost sister!" Zhuang Heng turned his head to look at the person on the bed with tears in his eyes, "Don't you remember your sister?"

Xiao Lang looked at his face, let go of his hand abruptly, looked at him, and then at the person on the couch, his eyes narrowed indistinctly.

Zhuang Heng was a little proud: [Look!My brother is dumbfounded!Don't dare to hit me! ]

ai: [Master, your plot is a bit full of twists and turns. ]

Zhuang Heng stretched out his hand to shake his duplicate body, and cried while shaking: "How were you doing in ancient times? My sister is not doing well after wearing it here. In ancient times, there were too many restrictions on women. Don't let you do this, don't do it." Well, I don’t even have a proper name. I used to fish by the river for a living, but they actually called me a fisher girl. Later, I came to Liang Country, where I have more freedom of movement, but I still have no status. I’m weaving here For a living, they call me Zhinu again, do you mean bullying? If I were Zhinu, I would be in the morning! Sigh...why do you sleep so deeply? Are you tired? Forget it, my sister won’t bother you anymore, wait We'll talk again when you wake up tomorrow."

Zhuang Heng raised his head and saw Xiao Lang standing on the edge of the couch and stooping to take off his replica body's shoes without saying a word, rolled his eyes, leaned over and said softly: "This handsome brother, what are you and my brother?" Relationship? He is a natural gay, you are his girlfriend, right?"

Xiao Lang glanced at him with an inexplicable expression: "I am his husband."

Zhuang Heng's eyes lit up, and he laughed: "Husband? Husband is good, husband is good, you two men, you can't have children, you can only adopt them. I don't know if the adopted child will be kissed or not in the future. After all, it is not as good as myself. My own flesh and blood, ahem, how about this..."

Xiao Lang looked at him, waiting for him to continue.

Zhuang Heng sat on the ground delicately, reached out to touch his knee, his eyes were sticky: "Have you ever heard that siblings work together?"

ai: [poof...]

Zhuang Heng: [Damn it!My brother is wild!Didn't run away! ]

ai: [Master, you made a big detour, do you still want to seduce your younger brother? ]

Zhuang Heng's heart thumped, and he touched Xiao Lang's knee with the other hand, the smile on his face almost couldn't hold back: [Ma De, is he really not avoiding? ]

Not only did Xiao Lang not dodge, but he even held his hand: "I've heard that sisters work together, but siblings work together...but I haven't heard of it."

Zhuang Heng: "???"

Hastily!Want to hit someone!Sure enough, men cannot be tested!A test will reveal the original shape!Damn I want a divorce!

Xiao Lang suddenly laughed, raised his hand to lift his chin, and said in a low voice: "Have you played enough? The cake is almost cold."

Zhuang Heng: "...?"