Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

In the palace, the ministers were suffering, but they didn't expect that the fairy came back after a while.

The ministers were so excited that they burst into tears, they rushed around to help Zhuang Heng up, they didn't dare to ask him why he fell down, they just looked at him nervously and expectantly.

Zuo Zai pursed his lips: "Xianjun... the Son of Heaven?"

Zhuang Heng was still a little dazed at the moment, sat on the chair and took a while to make sure that he really couldn't enter the space, and then he came back to his senses: "Oh, don't worry."

Ministers: "!!!"

It's not in a hurry?I'm almost dying!The emperor swallowed his breath, and there is always a funeral!If it is delayed for a long time, it will be inconsistent with the etiquette, and there is no way to explain it to the people!Moreover, the prince is young, and the country has no monarch, which is not the most important thing!Can't wait!

Zhuang Heng took a deep breath: "The Son of Heaven has been resurrected, you really don't need to worry, what should you do, the white flags hanging on the door have also been removed, spread the news, so that all officials and all people can feel at ease."

The ministers stared at each other, seriously suspecting that there was something wrong with their ears, but the person in front of them was Xianjun. Thinking about the various abilities that Xianjun showed in the past, this seems to be entirely possible.

Knowing that they couldn't believe it, Zhuang Heng repeated: "Really, the Son of Heaven has indeed been resurrected."

"Plop—" Zuo Zai was so excited that he knelt down on the ground, and the other ministers also knelt down one by one. The sound of howling rang through the hall for a while, and the reaction was even more intense than when Xiao Lang died. Introverted, this time completely let go.

"Thanks to Xianjun!"

"It's all thanks to Xianjun!"

"Xianjun is tired!"

The ministers were grateful to Zhuang Heng, Zhuang Heng was a little embarrassed, cleared his throat and said: "You don't have to thank me, I may not be the one who saved the life."

The ministers raised their heads one after another: "???"

What is not sure?

Zhuang Heng thought for a while: "It should be him who saved himself. He... um... seems to have another identity, maybe... an immortal? I think it looks like a powerful god. Your son of heaven may have come from the earth, of course, this is all my wild guess, I haven't had time to ask him..."

The faces of the ministers were all blank, and it was a little difficult to digest the huge amount of information contained in his words for a while.

Zuo Zai asked the most crucial question: "Then...the government..."

The others immediately connected: "The emperor doesn't care anymore?"

Someone said: "How could it be possible to ignore it? The Immortal Lord is still here, and the Son of Heaven must come back!"

The atmosphere suddenly relaxed, and someone asked: "Why don't you go and urge the emperor to urge the emperor? The country can't be without a king for a day, let him come back to deal with government affairs earlier?"

Zhuang Heng was even more embarrassed, waved his hands and said: "I'm not a fairy now, I'm just an ordinary person, don't count on me, I don't know how to find him."

Ministers: "???"

Zhuang Heng bit the bullet and stood up: "Just wait a little longer, maybe he will come back by himself after a while."

When the ministers saw that he was about to go out, they rushed up to stop him: "You can't go! Xianjun, there must be someone to take care of so many backlogs of government affairs. You should suffer first, go and have a look!"

Zhuang Heng was dumbfounded: "Huh? I saw it? I haven't seen it."

Ministers: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, we can all help! Now that the dragons have no leader, the people will feel at ease as long as the emperor is alive, you can't ignore the people!"

Zhuang Heng thought for a while, and could only nod his head: "All right, then..."

"Bang—" a loud noise startled everyone.

Everyone turned their heads to look, and were surprised to find that there was a fat pig on the open space in the hall, and their eyes widened in shock.

Humming, the fat pig stood up, flapped its big ears, sniffed to the left, sniffed to the right, and finally walked up to Zhuang Heng, and nuzzled him: "Hmph——"

Zhuang Heng: "???"

At this time, the sound of flapping wings was heard again, Zhuang Heng raised his head, and a small kingfisher suddenly appeared in the hall, and after flying around, it also came straight to Zhuang Heng, and finally stopped on Zhuang Heng's shoulder, and kissed affectionately Rubbing on his face.

The ministers were all dumbfounded: "This... this..."

Before everyone could figure it out, two more pigs appeared out of nowhere, pushing everyone away to surround Zhuang Heng, followed by a few unknown birds, followed by some rabbits, hedgehogs, squirrels, even leopards, wolves, etc. There were raptors, and the ministers backed away in shock, and then even the fish in the water appeared, falling from the sky one after another, and fell to the ground with a "slap-tap-tap-tap".

Zhuang Heng hurriedly shouted: "Send it to the lake quickly, or you will die!"

There was a sudden commotion in the hall.

The palace attendants were busy picking up fish, shrimp and crabs, birds and beasts were yelling around Zhuang Heng, the chaos was already enough, and a few more people fell out of midair.

A minister exclaimed: "Isn't that the prisoner who went to Xiandao to serve his sentence! Hurry up, hurry up and arrest him!"

More prisoners were thrown out, and guards poured into the hall.

After dancing for a long time, the chickens and dogs finally recovered a little. The animals were also comforted by Zhuang Heng and fell to the ground obediently. The ministers looked at each other, but they didn't understand what was going on.

Zhuang Heng looked around and gritted his teeth: "..."

Well, you Xiao Lang, keep those who are intelligent, and throw out those who are not, you really know how to pick!If you are so capable, you will throw out my child and girl!

The palace turned into a zoo, and Zuo Zai was supported by someone to sit on a chair and rub his chest, his heart couldn't bear it.

Zhuang Heng pointed to the animals around him: "Put them in the Crane Garden first, Zuo Zai is old, so hurry back and rest, everyone, don't panic, I'll go to the study right away."

The ministers let out a sigh of relief, feeling that they had survived with difficulty.

On the other side, Xiao Lang was staring at the two little guys, the little guys were his blood, there was no doubt about it, but he couldn't remember when he had two more children.

He stretched out his hand to Dabao: "What's your name?"

Dabao pointed his nostrils at him: "Huh!"

He looked at Erbao again: "What about you?"

Erbao shed tears "pattapatta" and turned his head to ignore him.

AI also wanted to cry: [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what is this all about... ]

Xiao Lang stretched out his hand to grab it in the void, and there was a black, fluffy ball in his palm: "It's been nagging in my ears, and if I keep nagging, I'll throw you out too."

The black fur ball suddenly opened two eyes, the pupils were full of surprise: [Fuck!I have an entity?Ahhh why do I suddenly have a body? ! ]

The audience in the live broadcast room:! ! !

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hey, I'll go!What is this dark thing?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Black represents evil, my younger brother failed Hengheng, and Xiaoai is going to take revenge!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Xiaoai bit him!Bite this wicked man!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] actually threw me Hengheng out!No matter how handsome you are, I will never forgive you!

The Black Mao Tuan rolled in the air a few times, so anxiously shouted: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh canWhat am I like?Is it a cute kitty? ]

Audiences:……

With a swipe of Xiao Lang's finger, a water mirror appeared in front of ai, and its whole image was reflected in the mirror. Xiao Lang said, "What? You lost your memory?"

[Is it you who lost the memory, brother? ]ai raised his eyes angrily, and his eyes fell on the mirror. His eyes suddenly widened, then turned white, and fell to the ground with a "gudong" and rolled down the hillside.

Xiao Lang grabbed it back and shook it, and when it woke up faintly, he asked again: "Are you really amnesiac?"

AI couldn't stand the stimulation, and closed his eyes: [No, I'm going to faint for a while...]

Xiao Lang shook.

AI opened his eyes: [Why am I so ugly?Why is the whole body black?Did the owner voluntarily unbind from the system because he disliked me?Uuuuuuuuuuu Master...]

Xiao Lang flicked on it: "You are transformed from my hair, who do you dislike?"

ai: [...? ]

Audiences:? ? ?

Xiao Lang grabbed it and shook it again, the black ball of fur turned into a long flowing hair, Xiao Lang squeezed the long hair and leaned in front of the water mirror: "This is your real body, I don't remember ?”

Ai seemed to really be unable to stand the stimulation, and shook violently in front of the mirror, her long hair hanging down limply, with nothing to love.

Audiences:! ! !

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha, I never expected that!Our little AI turned out to be a hair finer!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Awwow, is there hope for my bald girl?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Let me tell you weakly, now that I am worshiping AI, will I still have time to grow my hair?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Please bring me one with fine hair!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha sisters take me!

AI Yuzu: [...you are so inhuman. ]

Xiao Lang's eyes scanned the direction of the camera. His calm eyes that seemed to know everything caused the audience in the live broadcast room to tremble inexplicably. He shook the hair in his hand, and the hair turned into a fluffy black ball again.

Black Ball weakly opened his eyes: [Who am I?where am iWhy did I come to this world? ]

Xiao Lang smiled: "It seems that you really lost your memory. My He He was bald after he transformed into a human form. He cried for three days. I gave him you to make him happy. You forgot."

ai doubts life: [? ? ? ]

Audience: Huh? ? ?Hahahahaha, it turns out that it is really a hair fine!Brothers and sisters!Come and worship the hair fine!Please bless us to never be bald!

ai: […]

Xiao Lang looked towards the camera again: [What's wrong with you, let so many people spy on my territory? ]

ai: [I don't know, I don't know anything, don't ask me, ask about suicide. ]

With a wave of Xiao Lang's hand, the screen in the live broadcast room went dark for an instant, and then four words were displayed: Live broadcast ended.

Audiences:? ? ?

Xiao Lang picked up the ai and put it on his shoulders, and lifted up a pair of angry children with both hands, wandering around the world, as if looking for something.

ai was at a loss: [What are you looking for, brother? ]

Xiao Lang glanced at it: "Who is taking advantage of?"

ai: [... What are you looking for, boss? ]

Xiao Lang: "You call this deity a big brother?"

ai: [...What are you looking for... respect? ]

Xiao Lang: "What do you call Xiao He He?"

ai: [...Who are you looking for?Oh, you are looking for Hehe... What the hell are you looking for Hehe?You are looking for He He?Didn't He He be thrown out by you! ]

Xiao Lang: "You mean the fake?"

ai: [? ? ? ]

Xiao Lang: "It does look very similar, but is it just the skin that I like? Any monsters dare to pretend to be my little Hehe."

AI shouted angrily: [Smelly brother!I must sue the master!You will regret this! ]

The big treasure and the two treasures looked at each other, and with a tacit understanding, they hugged Xiao Lang's arm and bit down hard.

Xiao Lang: "Hiss..."

Dabao and Erbao felt distressed again after biting, opened their mouths and cried loudly: "Father! Father!"

Xiao Lang looked down at them and frowned slowly.

"...I really lost my memory?"