Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

In the blink of an eye it was the day to move the capital, Zhuang Heng followed Xiao Lang back to the palace one day earlier, got up before dawn, and even woke up the two little ones early.

The little guy was very excited, chattering around the two fathers non-stop.

"Are you going to move to a new house today? Is the new house big?"

"Is there a big tiger in the new home?"

"Is there a little white rabbit?"

"When are we going to our new home?"

"How long until noon?"

Xiao Lang patiently answered them one by one, Zhuang Heng took out the mirror while answering, and turned on the live broadcast.

Moving is a big event, Zhuang Heng made a preview in the live broadcast room early on, and fans all set their alarm clocks to come over on time and watch. As soon as the live broadcast started, the number of people inside began to increase rapidly.

Xiao Lang suddenly changed his identity. The plot was so unexpected that they were on the top trending searches recently, and their popularity was close to that of the top stars. There were also countless so-called "experts" and "scholars" who analyzed them and discussed what they were like. Where are the people from? Discuss why this live broadcast platform has bugs, and discuss whether there are really many unknown worlds.

The hot discussion lasted for a long time, and the follow-up chain effect was unimaginable, which can be said to be an explosive phenomenon.

With such enthusiasm, one can imagine how spectacular the number of viewers is today. There are not only fans in the live broadcast room, but also many experts, scholars, researchers, and even politicians who come here admiringly. With such a big battle, the fans are scared to talk I dare not say it.

Zhuang Heng had already washed up and had breakfast, and he was in good spirits. He waved his hand to the live broadcast room, and greeted with a smile: "Everyone got up very early, and the capital will be moved soon, I will give you a Take a look at your surroundings."

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Everyone is busy in an orderly manner.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Everyone is dressed up.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Everyone's face is filled with joyful smiles.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] incense sticks are also displayed, very ceremonial.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The guards moved uniformly and were very disciplined.

Bullet screen n: [Huahua] Hahahahahahaha help!Do you want to be so official!

Barrage n+1: [Huahua] Brothers and sisters!take it easyHahahahahahaha...

Seeing that everyone was so nervous, Zhuang Heng quickly shouted to the two little guys: "Dabao, Erbao, come here and say hello to uncles, aunts, grandparents!"

The two little guys ran over and faced the mirror: "I can't see them! We can't read!"

Xiao Lang walked over, flicked his sleeves lightly on the mirror, and suddenly there was a huge curtain wall looming behind the mirror. There were countless small squares on the curtain wall, and inside each small square was a human face, and each face was staring at this place. There are different expressions on the side, and these faces will be refreshed regularly to replace with a new wave of viewers.

Zhuang Heng: "Damn it, it seems like we are having a video conference. This scale must be a global conference."

Seeing so many people, the two little guys jumped up and down excitedly, and greeted loudly, calling out all the addresses they had learned, including "beautiful boy" and "beautiful girl".

The audience in the live broadcast room were so cute that they yelled "Aww", they don't care about the big shots, they can say whatever they want, and they are completely free.

Zhuang Heng walked around with the mirror, turning left and right: "We're leaving soon."

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, let me send you a selfie stick.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahaha, the angle is so strange!I also think Heng Heng needs a selfie stick!

Barrage [-]: How did [Huahua] become less intelligent after turning into a mirror?How did my brother become an immortal?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] He is no longer a younger brother.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Oh, yes, it's a thousand-year-old man. (laughing and crying)

Zhuang Heng glanced at the barrage and said with a smile, "I have a selfie stick."

As he spoke, he took out a black fur ball from his sleeve and shook it: "ai, wake up, work is on."

Hei Maoqiu yawned: "What work? Am I laid off, master?"

There was a sudden exclamation from the side, and a few palace attendants who were moving things in and out happened to pass by them, and suddenly saw a black fur ball speak, and almost dropped the things in their hands in fright.

Ai didn't expect to be so disgusted by others, and cried angrily: "I want to be a kitten! Woooooooooooooo..."

Audience: Hahahahaha, I feel sorry for the hair fine!

Zhuang Heng handed the mirror to ai: "Thank you for your selfie stick."

The mirror is a fairy thing, it can be changed in size and shape at will, and now it has shrunk to only the size of ai's eyeballs, ai stretched out two black hairy hands to grab the mirror: "Do you want to see aerial photography? I You can also fly to the sky to show everyone!"

Audience: Shit!The hair fine has hands!

Satisfied, AI pointed the mirror at herself, and stretched out a hand to brush the hair on her head.

Audience: Shit!It has more than two hands!

Ai suddenly stretched out his hands from all directions like an octopus and danced. After seeing the exclamation, he retracted the extra hand in satisfaction: "My brother has restored my mana, I can transform at will!"

Audience: Then why don't you change the kitten?

ai: "!!!"

After realizing it, AI went crazy with excitement, and immediately turned into a kitten, using the cat's tail raised high as a selfie stick.

Audience: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, The little black cat is so cute! (bites a handkerchief)

ai finally turned into a kitten, full of happiness, worked very hard, adjusted various angles with a mirror, drilled into every corner, and 360-degree flipped tricks to broadcast live to everyone, which attracted a lot of praise.

The preparations for the move of the capital had already been almost done. It was enough to move a small amount of daily necessities into the carriage that day, so it was ready in a short time. Xiao Lang and Zhuang Heng held hands, each of them led a child, and boarded the carriage at the same time. With the order, the convoy headed for the gate of the palace mightily.

The relocation is not only about the emperor's family moving out, but also most of the ministers. Some powerful families and merchants can also move out, but it will be a little later, so now it can be said that most of the city's population is ready to move out. Work.

The emperor's chariot drove out of the gate of the palace, and there were two armies waiting outside the palace gate, one was the guards of the royal city, and the other was the soldiers and horses of the dark city.

Seeing a familiar face, Zhuang Heng was a little surprised: "The people in the dark city had accidents before, and now they're all right again?"

"After I woke up, they quickly recovered." Xiao Lang explained, "It was a thousand years ago that I fought against the black mist. During these thousand years, half of my consciousness has been sleeping underground. The creatures in the underground river Nourished by my aura, they have the ability to transform into human form, and their abilities are influenced by me."

Only then did Zhuang Heng realize: "No wonder they are so loyal to you."

But when it comes to spiritual energy, Zhuang Heng still has some doubts: "Then what's the matter with the national teacher?"

Xiao Lang understated it: "It's just a low-level immortal cultivator who fools the people in places lacking spiritual energy. In the realm of immortal cultivation, his aptitude is nothing but ordinary, and few people can take a second look at him."

Zhuang Heng was so angry: "Damn, it's just such a low-level guy, and it made my head so big!"

Xiao Lang smiled and patted his head: "Where is it big, your head is not big."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

While speaking, the carriage had already driven out of the palace gate and walked to the street. The people along the way reluctantly saw each other off. When they approached the gate of the city, the carriages of the ministers followed one after another, forming a long queue.

The ai sent a voice transmission to Zhuang Heng in the air: "Master, can I shoot like a movie?"

Zhuang Heng: "...you are inflated."

ai: "Can you?"

Zhuang Heng: "You can do it."

AI immediately flew down from the sky: "Let's try camera advance first, and see our protagonist today..."

Everyone in the entourage stared dumbfounded at a little black cat falling from the sky.

ai continued: "Let's try zooming out again..."

Everyone quickly regained their composure: Can a fairy cat be an ordinary cat?Can a cat that can't fly be a fairy cat?

ai: "Try camera flip now..."

Everyone is very Buddhist: Hehe, our emperor is a fairy, our queen is a fairy, and our national pet is a flying kitten. After I die, I will go to the underworld and I will have a good meal with my old friends !

ai: "There is a mountain here, let's try the lens mask again..."

The audience stared blankly.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] So, ai is actually a beginner video shooting, right?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Even kittens have lofty aspirations to make movies, why don't we work hard!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The camera doesn't shake at all, little ai, you can do it!

Bullet screen [-]: [Hua Hua] Be awesome!Save money on stabilizers!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] It’s not just a stabilizer, you don’t even need to buy a drone!

ai had a lot of fun and took pictures with great care. Don’t look at the barrage area laughing and laughing. In fact, everyone was shocked by the scene presented in the camera, especially after ai started aerial photography. The camera will be far and near All the teams of the team were accommodated in the small camera, the majestic and majestic momentum shook people's hearts, and when the camera was pulled up at the back, the great rivers and mountains could be seen in full view, and people couldn't help but feel a sense of pride, and their eyes were aroused by inexplicable emotions It's all hot.

From the Eastern Capital to the Western Capital, one can arrive there on the same day by galloping on horseback. Naturally, such a huge team cannot be so fast. In order to enter the city before noon the next day, Xiao Lang decided to take a short break at night and continue on his way. Row.

At night, torches were lit in the team, illuminating the sky. After the audience washed up, they came to the live broadcast room and were once again shocked by the long fire dragon in the camera.

There are viewers who have nothing to do live broadcast 24 hours a day, and they will come over from time to time to take a look. The live broadcast is not over until the convoy enters the city gate at noon the next day.

The hot search for moving the capital went up like a rocket, and the media couldn't calm down. Not to mention all kinds of reports, there were even more exaggerated live broadcasts, and some experts were invited to come and analyze.

"They really traveled such a long distance, and the whole process was broadcast live, so they can't fake it."

"This is definitely not a show, nor is it high-tech. The terrain inside is something we have never seen before!"

"I believe this is a parallel time and space, which may provide ideas for us humans to explore new worlds."

"There is no reasonable scientific explanation yet..."

Fancy hot searches continued, and the entire network was hotly discussed, and Zhuang Heng had already completed the entire process of moving the capital.

The people of the Western Capital greeted their emperor enthusiastically, and Zhuang Heng’s disciples also rushed over. Some of them couldn’t protect Zhuang Heng because he was not by his side when the accident happened. The brothers greeted us excitedly...

Walking through the long avenue and passing through the enthusiastic people, the carriage finally stopped at the gate of the palace. Xiao Lang and Zhuang Heng got off the carriage with a child in their arms, and led all the civil and military officials into the long-lost old palace from the main entrance.

After the big and small matters were over, the transfer of the capital was successfully completed, and the ministers stayed to attend the palace banquet, and it was already late at night when they left satisfactorily, and it was only then that the palace completely returned to silence.

Zhuang Heng asked ai to bring the mirror over, and said to everyone with a smile: "This live broadcast is over, we will see you another day!"

Audiences:? ? ?Hengheng, have you stopped cooking?

Zhuang Heng said: "Now there are no restrictions. The live broadcast is just for fun. There are no tasks that must be completed, but everyone can rest assured that today is a special situation. I will still cook for everyone in the future."

Audience: Woohoo, Hengheng is great!I love you!

Two little guys ran over and shouted: "Goodbye handsome guy! Goodbye beautiful girl!"

Audience: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Everyone looked at Xiao Lang: Brother, don't you want to express yourself?

Xiao Lang laughed and put his arms around Zhuang Heng's shoulder: I will treat Hehe well, and you will be the witnesses.

Audience: Fuck, I don’t want to eat dog food. Goodbye!

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang put away the mirror, lowered his head and kissed Zhuang Heng, let him go when the two little guys ran over, looked at him and said, "Hehe, are you still afraid of ghosts?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang laughed softly: "I guessed it before, there shouldn't be any lonely ghosts here, if you are worried, let's look around."

Zhuang Heng pinched his face: "What do you think? I don't have golden fingers anymore."

"Why not? You have what I have." Xiao Lang stretched out his fingers and pressed between his brows, staring deeply at him, "My magic power, my lifespan, and everything about me are yours."

Zhuang Heng vaguely felt a light flash in his mind, followed by an endless and majestic force rushing in. He thought he would not be able to bear it, but he didn't feel any discomfort during the whole process, and even felt a little light in his whole life. Quickly, all the unusual perceptions gradually faded away, and finally disappeared, as if nothing had happened.

Zhuang Heng opened his eyes: "So amazing? I seem to have opened countless golden fingers."

Xiao Lang said: "You try."

"Then I... first see if there are any ghosts?" Zhuang Heng was ready to walk around the entire palace, but with a slight movement of his mind, an image of the entire palace appeared in his mind. Sure enough, there really isn't a single wandering soul here.

Turning off the perception is also easy, Zhuang Heng opened his eyes in surprise: "Fuck, this is too simple!"

The two little guys were so curious: "Daddy, Daddy, I want to see ghosts too!"

Xiao Lang smiled and patted their heads: "Your father is afraid of ghosts, there is no ghost here anymore."

Zhuang Heng narrowed his eyes and looked at him threateningly: "..."

Xiao Lang hastily changed his words: "Ghosts are afraid of your father, and they scared away before we came, and now there is no one here, and you can't see it even if you want to."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Why does it still sound so wrong?

The two little guys were very active, and soon after they got the answer, they went to play elsewhere. Seeing Xiao Lang stretching his finger towards his forehead again, Zhuang Heng asked in surprise, "It's not over yet?"

Xiao Lang said: "Your memory hasn't recovered yet."

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he immediately turned his head away: "I don't want it!"

Xiao Lang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he was at a loss: "Don't you want to restore your memory?"

Zhuang Heng's face was a little hot: "Can't you let me keep the feeling of my first love for a few more years?"

Xiao Lang's heart fluttered inexplicably, his eyes suddenly deepened, and he quickly held his hand: "Okay, listen to you."

The two little guys were yelling outside, shouting non-stop: "Father, Father! Daddy, Daddy!"

The two inside were about to kiss each other, but had to stop again, Xiao Lang rubbed Zhuang Heng's face lightly with his palm a few times, and reluctantly withdrew: "Shall we go and have a look?"

Zhuang Heng held his hand, hooked his fingers in his palm, and raised the corner of his mouth: "En."

The two walked out of the hall holding hands, and the two little guys ran over immediately: "Father, father, that building is so tall!"

"That's the Zhaixing Building." Xiao Lang casually picked up one and carried it on his shoulder, "Father will take you to have a look."

Zhuang Heng picked up the other one, and the family of four walked towards the Star Picking Tower. After entering, they saw bright lights inside. The two little guys looked here and there curiously, and were so excited that they turned into little cranes and flew up.

The couple looked at each other, gave up the idea of ​​flying up at the same time, and held hands with each other and slowly climbed up step by step. When they reached the top, the two little guys were tired of playing and were lying on the ground holding their crowing bellies. Look at the stars from the ground.

Zhuang Heng stretched out his hand, and there were two steaming purple sweet potatoes in his palm: "Take it and eat it when you're hungry."

AI came out from his cuff: "It smells so good! Master, I want to eat it too!"

Zhuang Heng gave it another one, then turned to Xiao Lang and asked, "Do you want to eat?"

Xiao Lang shook his head, hugged him from behind, lowered his head and kissed his face affectionately: "I don't want to eat purple potatoes, I just want to eat..."

Zhuang Heng pinched his thigh hard.

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng didn't know if he had pinched him, so he touched the pinched place on his thigh to show comfort.

Xiao Lang almost made him furious, and hugged him tightly to prevent him from moving.

Zhuang Heng leaned his head on his shoulder, looking at the night sky: "It's amazing. This world is different from the modern world. The mountains, rivers and rivers are different, but the starry sky at night is the same."

Xiao Lang followed his line of sight and looked towards the sky.

The Zhaixing Building is built very high. Although it cannot be compared with some modern landmark buildings, it is already unrivaled in this world. Tonight is a clear night. Except for the twinkling stars, there are almost no clouds visible in the dark curtain. Staring at it for a long time will give birth to the illusion of being close at hand.

The two little guys were lying on the ground, and each of them read the poem in a childish voice.

"The dangerous building is a hundred feet high."

"Hands can pick stars."

"Don't dare to speak loudly."

"Fear the heavenly beings."

Zhuang Heng couldn't help but smiled, and turned to look at Xiao Lang: "What is this Building for Picking Stars built for? Why don't you pick a star and give it to me?"

"Okay." Xiao Lang lowered his head and kissed him on the face, raised his hand to gently scratch upwards, and spread it out in front of him, there was actually a little shining star lying on his palm.

Zhuang Heng stared wide-eyed: "???"

Xiao Lang stuffed the stars into his hands: "I will give you whatever you want."

Zhuang Heng: "Fortunately, you are a god. If you are an ordinary person, you can see how you end up boasting such bullshit."

Xiao Lang said: "How about we try to be ordinary people?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

I don't mean to be an ordinary person, I haven't had enough of my fairy life yet, you don't have to be so responsive!

Xiao Lang held both of his hands, with a gentle look on his face: "When the two children are grown up, we will leave here and find a small mountain village with beautiful mountains and rivers to live for a few years, where we go fishing every day and smoke from the kitchen, do you think it's okay?"

Zhuang Heng made his heart move: "It sounds pretty good."

"When you get tired of staying here, let's change places, go to the beach, or to the mountains, or to another world, as you like."

Zhuang Heng laughed: "Okay."

A shooting star streaked across the sky, illuminating the faces of the two who were close together.

Xiao Lang tilted his head and kissed him: "Then where do you want to go first?"

Zhuang Heng paused, turned around and hugged him tightly: "It's okay."

Then she raised her head and kissed him, and said softly, "I can go anywhere, as long as I'm with you."

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The author has something to say: Me!over!Knot!up!

After the episode, see you in the next article!

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There are two pits to be filled:

Fantasy "Express Golden Finger to the Villain Boss [Quick Transmigration]"

Gu Dan "Settling the Storm [Rebirth]"

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Let’s update the fantasy first, put a copy, and accept it in advance if you like it!

(The name copy has been slightly modified, and there may be changes before the article is published, but the core content remains unchanged.)

*copywriting*

Zuo Yao looked at the temporary worker card in his hand: "My job task is to deliver cheats to your CEO?"

"Yes, our fast-traveling travel project has not yet been tested. The president should have been dressed as the protagonist when he went online, but because of a bug, he mistakenly passed on to the cannon fodder, and because of the bullying, he turned into a villain, which seriously affected the original plot. It is very likely. You'd be stuck in a virtual world, and the consequences would be dire."

"So you need to dress up as his good brother, express the golden finger to him, convey the truth, kindness and beauty to him, and bring him back to the right path!"

"Oh, by the way, some hallucinations may occur when the golden fingers are handed over. This is a normal side effect, so you don't need to be nervous."

Zuo Yao, who accepted the job, entered the experience warehouse and saw the big boss lying in the next warehouse, gritted his teeth: "He is really my good brother! Didn't you fucking say that you are poor?"

In the first handover, Zuo Yao saw himself being pressed against the wall by his good brother.

In the second handover, Zuo Yao saw that he was pressed on the table by his good brother.

For the third handover, Zuo Yao saw himself being held down on the bed by his good brother.

Zuo Yao: ...

When Jiang Xubei really pressed Zuo Yao against the wall, Zuo Yao collapsed: "You are wrong, you should slap that beautiful girl! Didn't you have your memory erased? Why do you slap me every time?"