Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The man turned and left. His soldiers called out the people who were hiding in their homes nearby, and yelled and ordered the people to clean up the scene.

Zhuang Heng couldn't stand it anymore, seeing the young man's carriage being driven forward, he quickly flew up to follow quietly.

The capital of Dai State is small, and the palace is also small. If the imperial palace in the abandoned capital is compared to a villa, the palace of Dai State can only be regarded as a luxurious dog house. Zhuang Heng overlooks from above, and he can have a panoramic view of the entire palace without flying too high .

Sure enough, the young man was taken to a side hall, Xu Wu, Ji Dashi and others were locked in a dungeon, while the man strode up to the main hall with an excited expression, the wind was blowing under his feet, and there was a mourning hall in the main hall, and there were people kneeling all over the place, The man's expression changed quickly, and he walked up the steps and threw himself on the coffin, crying loudly: "Father! Father! The third brother is dead! He said he was worried about the father, and he wanted to follow the father to the underworld, but the son stopped him." Can't stop!"

As soon as he cried, the sobbing and sobbing cries all around rose up, and the courtiers, servants and guards who cried with him wiped their tears and cried, as if their own father had died.

After crying, the man stood up, took the handkerchief handed over by the palace man to wipe his face, and said sadly: "Everyone is tired too, go down and rest first, I want to talk to my father alone for a while."

The people below immediately kowtowed in response to "yes", got up and left the hall like the tide was ebbing.

The hall quickly quieted down, and only a few men were left with close confidantes standing aside. One of the old men stepped forward and said in a low voice: "The eldest son is dead, and the second and third sons are also dead. Now you are the only one left to succeed me, my son." , even if those ministers are very courageous, they will not be able to make waves, after Dai Guo, you will have the final say, son."

The man waved his hand: "The prestige of the emperor is still there. Without his order, my position as Daihou would not be stable. I still have to go to the capital and wait for my father to be buried before I leave."

Another confidant nodded: "Yes, if there is no order from the emperor, other countries may take the opportunity to attack. Now that the western capital has been abolished, we can no longer be the backing of our country. If we are not careful, we will face the danger of subjugation. What is your plan for coming to Beijing this time, son? The Son of Heaven is obsessed with alchemy and raising cranes. We don’t understand alchemy, so why not grab some cranes and send them?"

Zhuang Heng, who was squatting on the roof to eavesdrop, was so frightened that he quickly hid his head behind the eaves, stretched out his claws and hooked the rope at his feet behind him. The soldiers' archery skills are too weak, and the arrows can't fly high, and besides, there are not many cranes nearby, all of which were captured by the gangsters from Shen Guo next door last year."

The man laughed: "The Son of Heaven is indeed obsessed with refining alchemy and raising cranes, but don't forget, he also likes beautiful men. I counted my luck today. I picked up a good-looking one from outside the palace and brought him back when I left." Bring it on."

The confidantes immediately became excited, and ran to see how beautiful the handsome man was, and they all said that the trip was safe.

The old man showed doubts: "Where did he come from? Is there a problem with his identity?"

The man said: "There should be no problem. He was arrested by my third brother. My third brother neither loves beauty nor men. Why should he be arrested? Apart from sending him to the capital to please the emperor, I can't think of any other reason." .”

The old man said: "I am a little deaf. I vaguely heard someone outside the city say something about you, young master. I don't know if I heard it wrong. Which of you heard it?"

The confidantes nodded one after another, saying that they heard it, and one of them was dissatisfied: "You are too careful, old man, it is impossible for a prince of a big country to come to a place like us, and a prince of a small country, if you catch him, you can go to the palace to serve the emperor , he couldn’t even ask for it.”

Standing on the roof, Zhuang Heng turned around and left quietly, saying: [Little brother's life is too hard. The national teacher wants to arrest him to serve the emperor, and Mr. Dai also wants to arrest him to serve the emperor. Is the emperor a cunt?Inhuman! ]

ai echoed: [Little brother is so pitiful. Before he fooled others into saying that he was the emperor, he never expected to see the real emperor soon. With his appearance, the emperor must be reluctant to send him to raise cranes. He is going to die in the dragon On the couch, capitalized miserably. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...Can you say something auspicious? ]

ai: [Yes.I think the younger brother is quite skilled, with an inverted triangle, a male dog waist, and strong muscles. The one who died on the dragon couch might be the emperor... Eh?Let me just say something auspicious, why is your heart beating so fast again? ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhuang Heng tried his best to block out the unsuitable images in his mind, thinking that the little brother was still useful and would not be in danger for the time being, so he went to the river outside the city to find something to eat to fill his stomach, and then flew back to the city to check around, thinking about what to do. How can we rescue the little brother and escape from this place smoothly.

Two days passed in a blink of an eye, and Zhuang Heng's live broadcast permission was finally re-opened. He looked through the big gift bag that fell that day, rubbed the tips of his wings excitedly, and started to make preparations, finding a place, carrying firewood, building a shelf, and preliminarily processing ingredients. He even stole charcoal and fire sources from the palace, and asked ai to help him buy an advertising space. Although the location was relatively poor, it was more or less a drainage effect.

When the traffic was at its peak, ai turned on the live broadcast, and Zhuang Heng began to brew emotions. When the first viewer clicked in, he started crying: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dear friends, long time no see, I miss you so much!"

audience:……

Zhuang Heng didn't use subtitles this time, and spoke directly. His sharp and long mouth opened and closed, and the shape of his mouth and voice matched perfectly, which stunned the audience who came in one after another.

Not long after, old viewers also clicked in, and began to spread flowers and bullet screens.

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) My mother, this red-crowned crane has really become a master!

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) Is this a double play?The owner is hiding from the camera, right?The master's voice is so nice!

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) Xiaohehe, where is your handsome brother?Why didn't you see anyone else today?

Barrage [-]: What the hell?I clicked in from the ad column of the food channel, is this a food live broadcast?

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) Yes, yes!Xiaohehe is the chef!

Barrage Six: (Flower) The ancient lanterns by the river are so beautiful!

Zhuang Heng raised his wings as a gesture to wipe away his tears. After wiping, he began to process the ingredients. He cried and said, "I stole the ancient lantern from the bad guys. Because I can't light a fire, I had to make a bad plan. Audience friends, my brother was killed The bad guy has captured him, and I'm going to rescue him, but I have to meet [-] points to go... woooooooo, I'm still short of [-] points..."

ai: [You cry a little fake. ]

Zhuang Heng sobbed a few times, let go of his voice and wailed loudly: "Everyone save my brother, save my brother, I depend on him for life, without him, I will not be able to live in the future!"

The audience saw that the crane acted so realistically that they were crazy about it.

"Thank you big brother for the reward, but I don't need it, everyone just sprinkle flowers on me, it's better to follow and share! I don't want money, I just need points! I can become a human when I reach [-] points Already!"

audience:! ! !

ai: [Wow, never underestimate the enthusiasm of human beings for pets, your performance is getting more and more points. ]

Zhuang Heng glanced at the credits, his spirits lifted, and while weeping, he described the process of the boy's arrest in a vivid and bizarre way, without stopping, skewering the washed ingredients and roasting them on the fire.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) What the hell is going on with this crane, it keeps saying that my brother is handsome, how handsome is my brother?Can you show me a photo!

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) I have a screenshot of the video, I can private it to you!

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) What kind of brother? [dog head]

Barrage [-]: (Huahua) I suspect that the brother in front is driving, but I have no evidence.

On video sites, mature animals are often the most popular category. After Zhuang Heng finished a meal, his points had risen to seven or eight hundred. He planned to start another live broadcast, but he didn't expect someone to be in The social network shared his video, and then someone watched the rebroadcast, and it didn't take long for the points to exceed a thousand.

Simply not too smooth!

Zhuang Heng was so excited that he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Wow hahahahaha——"

The nearby birds were scattered and flew away by his loud voice.

ai: [Congratulations, master!Do you want to exchange for a doll now? ]

Zhuang Heng: [Stupid you, how can I sneak in to save people now that I am in human form? ]

ai: [... yes. ]

Zhuang Heng took advantage of the night to fly into the city and went straight to the palace where the young man was imprisoned. Because the old Daihou hadn't been buried yet, the main hall was lit with ever-burning lamps, and there were people on duty all the time.

The side hall is very close to the main hall, and any movement may alarm the Fourth Young Master. Fortunately, he is light and careful so that there will be no noise. He watched the guards doze off and ran quickly, and entered the hall smoothly.

The hall is decorated with gold and silver, and there are floor-to-ceiling gauze curtains everywhere, which are very luxuriously arranged. The bedding is neatly spread on the large bed in the middle. At this moment, the head is leaning against the pillar and the eyes are closed, so he must be asleep.

Zhuang Heng looked around to make sure there was no one else in the room, so he lowered his head and gently placed the knife in his mouth on the carpet.

The young man opened his eyes suddenly, and in the darkness, his eyes precisely locked on the sneaky Zhuang Heng.

There was only one small lamp in the room. Zhuang Heng's eyesight was not very good in this environment, let alone through the gauze curtain, he didn't notice that the boy had opened his eyes. He was complaining to ai: [This knife is too blunt, It was a test of Master Crane's patience. ]

He took great pains to find the knife. At that time, in order to cut the rope around his neck, he almost died of exhaustion after grinding for nearly an hour.

ai: [This is your only sharp weapon, use it as soon as possible! ]

Zhuang Heng put the knife away: [Okay, help me transform into a human form. ]

AI immediately helped him operate.

The boy was about to call out to him, when suddenly he saw the figure of the crane disappear behind the gauze curtain, and at the same time a naked man appeared out of thin air.

juvenile:"?!"

Zhuang Heng looked shocked: [Fuck, why do I have no clothes? ]

ai: [You don't have clothes in the first place. ]

The naked Zhuang Heng was a little flustered, looked left and right, and paused: [I feel something is wrong, why is the top of my head cold? ]

ai: [... um. ]