Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng ran far away, saw no one was chasing after him, finally felt relieved, stopped to support a tree panting, finally slid against the tree and sat on the ground, tiredly said: [It’s too bad, it’s fine if you don’t have clothes , I don’t even have a pair of shoes, the soles of my feet hurt like hell, I don’t know if they are worn out. ]

Before, I was only focused on running for my life, and didn’t pay much attention. Now I stopped and realized that I ran barefoot all the way. It was better in the city. After all, the road is paved with flat bluestone bricks, and it is not easy to walk on a clean dirt road outside the city. Easy, more often stepping on hard soil, stones, dead grass, branches and other things.

Ai said: [It’s not good if it’s broken, go to the river to wash quickly. ]

Zhuang Heng tore off the gauze covering his head: [No way!I'm going to shave my head first! ...Hey, where is my knife? ]

Zhuang Heng stood up and groped his body for a long time, and was surprised to find that he lost the blunt knife at some point. He thought about it carefully, guessing that it might have been thrown out when he was wrestling in the pigsty, and he was immediately discouraged.

AI suddenly shouted: [Master!Take a look at your big gift bag!There is a stainless steel kitchen knife inside! ]

Zhuang Heng was pleasantly surprised: [Fuck, it's true! ]

AI opened the control panel for him, and he looked over with bright eyes, and sure enough, he saw that there was an extra lucky bag at the bottom of the interface, which was slightly different in color from the lucky bag that contained the ingredients before. Tears welled up in my eyes after placing the things: [Chopper!iron pan!shovel!I can finally cook a decent meal! ]

AI happily said: [Congratulations, master!I said that there are surprises in the upgrade! ]

Zhuang Heng opened another lucky bag and was pleasantly surprised again: [Is this also upgraded?There are even seasonings, not to mention chicken essence and light soy sauce, what kind of magic baby is chili pepper!Give me chili!Tomorrow I will be making spicy chicken!ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ai I love you! ]

ai: [Don't be like this... I'm going to be shy...]

Zhuang Heng took out the kitchen knife from the shelf neatly: [How many points will the next upgrade be?What are the benefits? ]

ai: [Next time you need to reach [-] points to upgrade. After the upgrade, you can exchange for a longer-term doll, and the system will optimize your appearance. By then, you will have flowing long hair!In addition, there is no longer a time limit for the dropped ingredients. You can use the ones you like, store the rest, give them away, or let them rot naturally, it’s up to you. ]

Zhuang Heng: [Good, good, great!But this system won't count me as a waste? ]

ai: [No, after upgrading to [-] grades, the system will modify the criteria for waste, only if you do not eat it is considered a waste... Hey, hey, what are you doing! ]

Holding a kitchen knife in his hand, Zhuang Heng shaved off the hair on one side of his head neatly: [Shave your head, what else can you do, this head is so ugly, let me go out to meet people like this, it would be better to let me die! ]

ai: [It’s okay to shave, but be careful... Ouch, be careful of your scalp... Slow down! ]

Zhuang Heng holds a kitchen knife in his hand, just like a peerless martial arts master holding his own sword. His actions are like a dragon swimming around, and his spirit is different.

Ai saw that he quickly shaved one side clean without any scratches on his scalp, and exclaimed: [It's too slippery! 666666! ]

Zhuang Heng took the kitchen knife and played a trick in the air, then switched to the other side and continued to shave. While shaving, he lowered his head and looked at his figure: [Huh?Why do I feel like this is my own body, even the dick is the same shape and size! ]

ai: […]

Zhuang Heng began to shave the back of his head: [There is also the voice. When I was not transformed into a human, I felt that the voice was a bit similar to my own. Now that I have become a human, it is not only a bit similar, it is exactly the same! ]

At this time, the ai issued a reminder: [Master, the hour for the first exchange of dolls is approaching, it is already past midnight, and there is an extra hour of authority in the new day, do you want to exchange now or later? ]

The back of Zhuang Heng's head was still a little bit off, and he hurriedly said: [Now now! ]

ai said: [Okay, the exchange is complete!Friendly reminder, one hour a day, if you don’t use it that day, it will be invalid, and you can’t save it until tomorrow to redeem it, but if you redeem it late that day, the remaining time after midnight will still be valid, just like you do now. ]

Zhuang Heng nodded to make it clear. After shaving off all the hair on his head, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. He stroked his bald head, squatted down to look at the hair that had fallen all over the floor: [It's really short, the feel is exactly like the one I used to feel. My hair is very similar, is it really my own body? ]

ai: [I don't know, I didn't know you before, so you are so handsome! ]

Zhuang Heng was in a better mood, humming a song and went to the river to clean the kitchen knife. He washed it back and forth several times, complaining that it was unhygienic without detergent.

The sound of humming songs and the sound of running water covered up the sound of approaching footsteps. Zhuang Heng didn't notice that the young man had come over, washed the kitchen knife and put it into the lucky bag. Only familiar outlines can be vaguely seen.

When the young man approached, he suddenly saw a porcelain-white body, he stopped quickly, and after a closer look, he found that Zhuang Heng was lying on his stomach. His eyes seemed to be stabbed by something, and he quickly turned his gaze away.

At this time, the clouds in the night sky slowly dispersed, and the moonlight shone down, illuminating the surrounding area as brightly as day. Zhuang Heng looked at the water surface carefully again. Although the effect was not as good as looking directly in the mirror, he still recognized the familiar man at a glance. shadow.

ai: [How is it?is it you? ]

Zhuang Heng got up excitedly: [It's me!It's me! ]

ai: [Wow!So you are really handsome! ]

Zhuang Heng twisted his buttocks happily: [That is! ]

The young man who was standing not far behind him couldn't help turning his head again, and happened to see his actions, and somehow seemed to be beaten by a sap, and he was a little dizzy before his eyes, so he quickly pursed his lips and looked away again.

Zhuang Heng lowered his head and smelled his two arms. He vaguely felt that his body smelled like a pigsty, so he went to take a bath. When he was scrubbing his arms, he noticed a piece of feather sticking to the inside of his arm. He said in surprise, "I almost took my little brother's Forgot something!"

ai: [Wow, I didn't lose it. ]

Zhuang Heng picked it out with his hands and found that he could get it off. Afraid of losing it, he quickly pasted it up and pressed it tightly. After that, he scrubbed every part of his body, and when he was clean, he turned around and went ashore. The soul flew away, and fell into the water with a "plop".

The boy hurriedly turned his head, saw the water splashing, and ran over quickly: "Are you okay?"

Zhuang Heng managed to stand upright, and when he heard the voice of a young man, he jumped back into the water in fright. After diving for a while, he realized that he was no longer the Mediterranean Sea, but a handsome bald head, and hurriedly got out of the water again .

Seeing that he was safe and sound, the young man breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm here to give you clothes."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

ai exclaimed: "What a moving sister..."

Zhuang Heng: [Shut up! ]

ai: [... Brotherhood! ]

Zhuang Heng saw that there was really a stack of clothes hanging in his arms, and he was still holding shoes in one hand. He felt inexplicably ashamed, and scratched his bald head that could reflect the light: "Thank you, put it here, I will wear it right away."

The boy put his clothes and shoes on the stones by the river, and didn't leave immediately, but turned his back to him.

Zhuang Heng said quietly to Ai: [What should I do?I really wear it?After a while, it will turn into a crane again. What about the clothes? ]

Ai said: [It's okay, you can store it here in the system, but you have to charge three copper coins a day, and you need to pay a late fee if you don't withdraw it after the time limit. ]

Zhuang Heng was stunned by the shrewdness of the system, but he was pleasantly surprised by such a solution. He quickly agreed, then went ashore, picked up his clothes and put them on, and put on his shoes. The size was slightly different, but they were comfortable .

The young man turned around and saw Zhuang Heng standing tall and tall under the moonlight. He looked like a prince of a great country. The only thing that violated his harmony was his bald head. He couldn't help asking: "You avoided me before, but because you have no hair?"

Zhuang Heng suddenly didn't know what expression to put on: "...um."

The boy said: "Next time I will prepare a hat for you."

Zhuang Heng: "???"

ai: "What's the matter, how caring!"

Zhuang Heng: [Little brother, why is your first reaction to prepare a hat for me?Doesn't he think I'm bald and handsome?Is there a bald man as handsome as me in this world? ]

ai: [Why do you care so much about his opinion?Give up, he is the son of the emperor, you are the crane of the emperor, you are destined to become sisters. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...Shut up and thank you. ]

The young man stared at Zhuang Heng for a moment, then cut straight to the point: "Are you that crane?"

Zhuang Heng, who was racking his brains to find a reasonable identity for himself: "..."

The young man whispered: "Be more careful in the future. When you transform back into a crane, don't show your superiority in front of people. Be careful that the national teacher will find you after hearing the wind."

Zhuang Heng didn't expect that the first time he was not exploring the fact that he could transform into a human being, but for the sake of his own safety, he was very moved, and stepped forward to hold his hand and shook it vigorously: "Thank you, thank you! Thank you, little brother! "

The boy looked at his hands: "..."

Zhuang Heng quickly let go of his hand, and bowed like the ancients: "Thank you for reminding me! I understand that the national teacher has been collecting red-crowned cranes for the perverted emperor, and he must not be noticed. I will be more careful in the future! "

The boy frowned: "What is a pervert?"

Zhuang Heng thought that the little brother is quite studious, waved his hands and said: "This is not a good word, it's a curse word, don't learn it."

The young man paused subtly, and said after deliberation: "Maybe, he is not as perverted as the outside rumors say."

"Oh, you're still too naive!" Zhuang Heng waved his hands, and suddenly froze, with a trace of suspicion in his heart.

It's a bit unreasonable for the little brother to say that he is the emperor at the gate of the city, but now he excuses the emperor. Could it be that he... is really the emperor in the book?

Zhuang Heng was slightly startled in his heart, subconsciously took half a step back, and pretended to be calm and asked: "Are you really... the world?"

The boy blurted out: "No."

After speaking, I suddenly felt a pain in my tongue, probably because I was bitten.