Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

When the crisis was over, Zhuang Heng fell to the ground upright. He was thrown down, and he didn't have time to adjust his posture. He fell a little dazed. The young man threw away his sword and picked him up. Ji Dashi and others immediately surrounded him to express his concern.

"My lord, are you alright?"

"The villain is so daring that he dares to touch even the Master Immortal Envoy!"

"Master Xianshi must have been frightened, go back to the house and rest!"

Some people wondered: "Master Xianshi was almost killed by villains, why didn't Xianjun help him?"

The person next to him said: "Yes, I heard the voice of Xianjun before, why didn't Xianjun show up?"

Ji Dashi stretched out his foot and kicked them: "If Xianjun hadn't made a move, would that knife be reduced to ashes? You idiots!"

Everyone suddenly realized, and they all echoed: "Xianjun is really extraordinary!"

Zhuang Heng who was held in the arms of the young man: "..."

Very good, you ask questions and answer questions yourself, I don’t need to rack my brains to lie, believers are just different!

The young man carried Zhuang Heng back to the house, Ji Dashi went to the table and lit the oil lamp, Zhuang Heng turned his head to look at the corner, and found that the spatula placed there was gone, and there was only a pile of different Eye-catching gray.

The boy carried him to the lamp, and untied the belt tied around his mouth: "Let me see, was there any injury?"

Seeing him playing with his feathers, Zhuang Heng felt ashamed of being ripped off by him, and was very uncomfortable. He shook his head and fluttered his wings, trying to struggle out of his arms. Good move.

Ai seems to have just recovered from a shock: [Hoo—so scary—hey, why is your heart beating so fast again? ]

Zhuang Heng was in a trance: [No. ]

The young man turned him over to check his stomach, and he slumped on the table with his feet up and closed his eyes helplessly: [Quickly help me to see, what good things are in today's big gift bag? ]

AI was successfully distracted, so he opened the system panel for him, and took a look at the results of the recent live broadcast before checking the big gift package: [Wow, your points are continuing to rise, and your fans have also increased, and someone must be sharing it on social platforms Screen recording of your live broadcast.Now your points have broken 600, and it won't take long to reach 46!There are also a lot of rewards, there are more than [-] Jinjiang coins, which can be exchanged for [-] copper coins! ]

Zhuang Heng was delighted: [I feel that Jinjiang coins are more powerful than points. ]

ai: [Yes, it means that you have a relatively strong ability to attract fans, and loyal fans account for a large proportion of the audience, but your popularity is not enough, and the audience base is small, so the points are not enough.Of course, you've only started live streaming for a short time, so it's already great to have this result!Come on duck! ]

Zhuang Heng asked: [What about the big gift bag?Are there any ingredients you haven't eaten recently? ]

ai: [Yes, there are clams, cod, pumpkin... Wow, there are also mango and yogurt! ]

Zhuang Heng was suddenly excited: [Ah ah ah ah yogurt!Show me yogurt! ]

At this time, the young man had finished checking, and after making sure that Zhuang Heng was intact, he put him down on the ground. Zhuang Heng couldn't wait to open the gift package of ingredients, and sure enough, he saw a bottle of yogurt on the shelf, which was still his favorite local brand. [-]ml.

ai said: [I haven't looked at the tool package yet. Today there are no frying pans and kitchen knives. Today are frying pans, fruit knives, wooden spatulas, and a set of stainless steel bowls and chopsticks for one person. ]

Zhuang Heng traveled to this world and hadn't taken the bowls and chopsticks seriously. Every time he ate in the shape of a crane. Looking at the bowls and chopsticks in the gift bag now, he was so moved that he burst into tears: [I must, this time, Dolls eat! ]

At this time, Ji Dashi picked up the sword thrown by the young man in the courtyard, and the young man reached out to take it: "I'll go out for a while, you guard the fairy envoy."

"Young master, don't worry! I won't sleep anymore, so I'll stay at the door of the envoy!" Protecting the envoy was his duty, Ji Dashi slapped his chest loudly, fearing that it would be unsafe for the young man to go out alone, so he picked out a few nimble ones Brother, "You follow the young master, be sure to protect the young master!"

The young man touched Zhuang Heng's neck and went out with his sword in hand.

Zhuang Heng came back to his senses and hurriedly chased him out. The boy stopped and turned his head when he heard the movement behind him.

Zhuang Heng quickly took out the yogurt and the stainless steel bowl from the big gift bag with his mind. The two things appeared out of thin air in the eyes of everyone, and they did not fall to the ground after they appeared, just suspended in front of the young man. Ji Dashi seemed to see it like this many times He could worship as always, not to mention his brothers, all of them were exaggeratedly excited.

Zhuang Heng saw the young man's calm and calm appearance, he was inexplicably annoyed: [What's the matter, little brother?Isn't it amazing to see such a magical spell? ]

ai said weakly: [Master, to be honest, don't be angry, I think you are like a peacock showing off...]

Zhuang Heng: […]

The young man looked at the yogurt bottle and bowl in front of him, and his eyes were somewhat strange, but this slight change could be ignored under his calm expression. He reached out to touch these two things, and asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?" what?"

Zhuang Heng overturned the car again, originally wanted to play a handsome role, but found that the bottle cap could not be unscrewed, he pointed at the bottle cap with the tip of his wing depressedly, the young man lowered his head to study for a while, finally unscrewed it smoothly, and then held the bottle cap to look inside After a long while, he finally exclaimed: "What an ingenuity!"

Zhuang Heng: [... Master Crane is so mad!I am so miraculous that I am not as good as a bottle cap? ]

ai: [Why do you eat the vinegar from the bottle cap? ]

Zhuang Heng: [...No!Shut up!It's just hard to understand, artificial intelligence will not understand! ]

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he wanted to take back the yogurt, but when he thought about how nervous the boy was to save himself before, he felt that it was better to be kind, so he poured some yogurt into the bowl and handed it over.

The boy took it and tasted it, his eyes lit up: "The taste of this milk is also different!"

Zhuang Heng finally felt a little naughty, and after he finished drinking, he poured some more for Ji Dashi, and said in his heart: Brothers, just use it as it is, just this one bowl.

Ji Dashi didn't dare to share a bowl with the young man at all, so he turned around and ran back to the house quickly to get out a stack of pottery bowls, quickly spread them on the ground, raised his head and looked at Zhuang Heng with a silly smile on his face.

Zhuang Heng kept a little in the bottle, and the rest was shared among them. After the brothers finished drinking, they were shocked to see the fairy syrup, crying and laughing. They wiped their mouths and wiped their tears, and walked out of the building together with the boy.

It was already the middle of the night, the people in the city were almost asleep, and there was no sound around. Zhuang Heng was a little worried about the young man. He originally wanted to wait for someone to come back to sleep, but he couldn't bear the drowsiness and soon lost consciousness.

When he woke up from his sleep, the sky had already brightened, and the sound of horns, bells and drums came from the palace. It should be the succession ceremony of Dai Guoshizi. Seeing him waking up, Ji Dashi asked someone to bring him breakfast. Looking outside the door, he said, "Young master hasn't come back yet."

After breakfast, Zhuang Heng strolled around the yard for a while, then flew to the top of the palace city to watch the excitement for a long time, and when it was almost noon, he returned to the building. Seeing that the boy hadn't come back, he took out all the things in the big gift bag and put them on display. on the ground.

Ji Dashi and others squatted in front of him to watch, their eyes were as bright as light bulbs, they looked at this and touched that curiously, and seeing that he had almost finished his things, they quickly got up and volunteered to help him carry his things to the small kitchen specially provided for the building, They began to wash rice and vegetables to help him, and a tacit understanding had obviously been formed.

Zhuang Heng gave some pointers from the side. After the preparations were done, he returned to the room and exchanged the human form with the system. The clothes kept by the system fell at the same time. He picked up the clothes and put them on, when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "My lord!" came back!"

The boy asked, "Where's the crane?"

One person said: "Master Xianshi is going to invite Xianjun!"

Zhuang Heng put on his clothes in a hurry, and looked out. Sure enough, he saw the young man leading Xu Wu and others back from the outside. He looked a bit dusty, but he was very energetic.

Zhuang Heng was a little envious of their energy. Seeing the young man striding into the room with two chubby packages in one hand, he followed excitedly: [Wow!Isn't there watermelon in this era?Look at the shape and size very similar hey! ]

AI was also excited: [Kangkang!Open Kangkang! ]

After the boy entered the room, he threw the two packages on the ground, took off his slightly sweaty robe, and exposed his thin upper body. Hearing the sound of footsteps, he turned his head and saw Zhuang Heng squatting in the corner of the wall with a curious expression, reaching out to unpack the packages. , and said: "I specially made this for you..."

"Ah—" Before he finished speaking, Zhuang Heng had already seen the contents of the package. He was so frightened that he screamed and ran away, but because of his panic, he turned in the wrong direction and hit the bedpost, becoming dizzy He hugged the pillar and fell to the ground, his whole face was so pale that there was no blood.

ai also followed suit: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——]

The boy's complexion changed slightly, and he rushed over to help him: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Heng looked up at him, his eyes were full of horror, he let go of the bedposts and hugged his arms tightly, like a drowning man hugging a piece of driftwood: "Everyone, everyone...human head...two human heads..."

The young man picked him up horizontally, bent down and put him on the couch. Seeing his eyes straightened, he was afraid that he would be too scared to recover, so he raised his free hand and shook it in front of him: "Scared? Don't be afraid, It's just a human head."

Zhuang Heng gradually came back to his senses, and a look of doubting his life gradually appeared on his face: "The head...is that all?"

The young man said: "It's the two little thieves who sneaked in last night. They got greedy for you and killed An Xin. I originally wanted to bring it back to show you, but I never thought you would be so afraid."

Zhuang Heng was so angry that he gasped heavily: [What do you mean?He thinks I'm timid?ah?I was born in a peaceful era, is it normal to be scared when I see a human head? ]

ai: [I'm also afraid... can I sleep for a while...]

Zhuang Heng: [I can't! ]

ai: [Oh...]

Seeing Zhuang Heng in a daze, the young man stared at him for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "The immortal is afraid of human heads?"

Zhuang Heng saw him smile for the first time, but he gritted his teeth in anger, but thinking about the two heads representing his concern for himself, his mood became more subtle, and he didn't know whether to be grateful or beat him up. He stared at the young man angrily, and stared hard. He couldn't control his staring eyes, and began to float down.

At this time, Ji Dashi ran in from the outside: "Young master! Someone is coming from the palace, saying... say..."

The boy looked back at him: "What did you say?"

Ji Dashi looked at him with his upper body naked, and then at the fairy below him. It seemed that his world view had been greatly impacted: "Say... say..."

Zhuang Heng squatted hard, pushed the boy away, jumped off the couch and ran outside: "Go cook!"

Ji Dashi suddenly came back to his senses, chased him out and shouted: "Mr. Dai sent chariots and horses, let us go to the palace with the young master for the banquet! Hey——Xianjun—Xianjun, you ran wrong!"