Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng's live broadcast is not over yet. The audience laughed so hard because of the plot of Ji Dashi's cultivation of immortality, and posted a lot of barrage. What are you doing.

Zhuang Heng quickly ended the conversation with AI, and flew back to the carriage team. At this time, everyone had already started eating. Seeing him coming, Ji Dashi and others stood up and greeted him warmly. The young man put a big plate in front of him , which, as usual, is a separate portion for him.

Zhuang Heng ate up all the food on the plate, and after filling his stomach contentedly, he approached the young man and asked in a low voice: "Brother Lang, do you have any copper coins on you? I want to borrow some from you, not many, twenty is enough." carry on."

It takes more than 1000 Jinjiang coins to unlock, and 500 to use once, which adds up to more than [-]. Zhuang Heng simply asks for a round number and counts it as [-]. [-] is really a lot in the system, and it can be converted into real currency. Ten copper coins, but Zhuang Heng is still a little worried. I don't know if the little brother, the subjugated son, has any cash on him. After all, the food and drink along the way are either made by him or provided by Dai Hou. I haven't seen the little brother spend money yet.

As expected, the young man showed hesitation, and reached out his hand to dig into his sleeve: "I don't have any coppers or silver on me...but Xu Wu should have it."

Zhuang Heng was about to be disappointed, but immediately turned into surprise.

The young man beckoned Xu Wu to his side and asked, "How much silver do you have?"

Xu Wu took out a small cloth bag from his bosom and handed it to the young man with both hands, the young man took it, turned around and handed it to Zhuang Heng.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Seeing that he didn't pick it up, the young man opened the cloth bag, rummaged inside for a while, frowned and said, "There are no copper coins, only gold leaves." He counted twenty gold leaves and looked at Zhuang Heng, "Are these enough?" ?”

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

ai: [Hey... the little brother is so rich!Super super rich! ]

Zhuang Heng felt that his eyes were covered with a layer of golden light, but after all, it was not his own money, and it was enough to be greedy for a while. Besides, it was borrowed from the beginning, and the more he borrowed, the more he would pay in the future. He rejected the boy's kindness, He only took a piece of gold leaf from the young man's hand, and since Xu Wu was kneeling beside him and it was inconvenient to speak, he stretched his neck and rubbed it on the young man's face to show his gratitude.

At this time, the live broadcast was still closed, and the audience was bloodied by their interaction.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Xiaohehe, can't you become a human?You should turn into a human form and rub it again!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha, is it true that the handsome bald guy really turned into a little crane?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I want to see a handsome bald guy rubbing against each other... I suspect that my brother is not his real brother.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I also think that the two of them look nothing alike.

Zhuang Heng happily said goodbye to the audience with a gold leaf in his mouth: [Audience friends, see you tomorrow!Xiaohehe has money, let's go buy some snacks! ]

After closing the live broadcast, Zhuang Heng took the gold leaf in his mouth and flew around the sky for a ride. He fully experienced the pleasure of a rich man, and then asked AI to recharge for him. After the recharge was successful, the gold leaf in his mouth disappeared, and the system The numbers representing Jinjiang coins on the control panel rolled over and over, and there were a lot of zeros in the back. Zhuang Heng couldn't wait to spend [-] Jinjiang coins to unlock new functions, and then returned to the carriage team, feeling very happy Start looking forward to.

At noon the next day, Zhuang Heng found a secluded place and turned into a human form as usual, and returned to the team to start cooking. Ji Dashi and the others were already proficient in handling ingredients, and Zhuang Heng only needed to complete the most critical steps, so it was very economical Time, after he quickly prepared a meal, the limited one hour is almost coming to an end.

ai: [There are 3 minutes left, the countdown has begun! ]

Zhuang Heng was leisurely this time, not in a hurry: [Are you sure you can copy it for me? ]

ai: [Don't worry!no problem! ]

Zhuang Heng looked at the young man, then at the people who were busy serving food, cleared his throat, and said slowly, "From today onwards, I won't be going back for now."

Everyone looked at him with surprise on their faces.

"I will practice on the spot, so I don't have to go back and forth every day." Zhuang Heng smiled inscrutably, stepped back a few steps, jumped into the carriage and sat cross-legged, "After a while, my body will retreat by itself, and the breath will stop during the retreat. You don't have to Panic, tomorrow I will be hungry and I will wake up by myself."

Everyone kept their mouths open, as if they still couldn't quite understand what he meant.

Zhuang Heng listened to AI's countdown, followed the count silently, and at the last moment, he closed his eyes and opened his lips lightly, calling out: "Hehe, come here."

As the voice fell, a familiar red-crowned crane appeared out of nowhere where Zhuang Heng was. Zhuang Heng himself did not disappear, sitting there in the original posture. Pacing out.

This situation coupled with Zhuang Heng's call, anyone who saw it would believe that the fairy envoy was summoned by the fairy king, and he came here as soon as he said it, and rushed here from the fairy island in the blink of an eye!

Everyone was stunned, their jaws almost hit the ground, followed by the amazement and admiration after witnessing the miraculous spell with their own eyes. If there were not a large number of people nearby, Ji Dashi and others would almost kneel down in a big way, wishing to face The carriage fell to the ground.

Only the young man was calm at the scene, but his eyes were extremely deep, looking back and forth between Zhuang Heng's human form and the crane form, as if lost in thought.

Zhuang Heng is very satisfied with the well-designed process: [Handsome!Perfect! ]

As he spoke, he looked back at his body, walked back after thinking about it, stretched his neck and rubbed against his face: [Wow!So comfortable!My skin is fine! ]

ai: […]

The audience in the live broadcast room were also taken aback by Zhuang Heng.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Wow!The host dared to think too much!The plot is getting more and more unscientific!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] At first I thought it was the animal world, then I thought it was a magic variety show, and then I thought it was a Gongdou show, but now I know it's a show about cultivating immortals.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] can still copy it, and weep silently for the fairy tale.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] anchor, do you dare to copy another younger brother?

Zhuang Heng: [...Huh? ]

The young man was eating when he suddenly felt an inexplicable gaze. He raised his head and saw Zhuang Heng looking at him, but this time his gaze was extraordinarily strange, and he looked up and down, as if something ulterior was brewing. thoughts.

The boy reached out and touched his neck: "What?"

Zhuang Heng's neck stiffened, he looked away and ate silently.

ai: [Master, can I interview you about what you were thinking just now? ]

Zhuang Heng: [Refused to interview. ]

ai: [I just want to copy a little brother for fun, what can't be said about it. ]

Zhuang Heng: [You artificial intelligence, why are you so perverted? ]

ai feels wronged: [Obviously you thought of it yourself. ]

Zhuang Heng: [No, shut up! ]

Zhuang Heng felt ashamed inexplicably, and hurriedly dismissed the untimely thoughts, even a little embarrassed to face the boy, left the team after eating, wandered around until dark and came back.

The team marched for a distance in the dark, and stopped to rest until they were exhausted. This day happened to be stationed by the stream, and many people went to take a change of clothes to take a bath by the stream. When Zhuang Heng returned, he did not see the boy. Ji Dashi rubbed Standing beside the carriage with wet hair, seeing him, he immediately said: "Master Xianshi, are you back? Don't worry, Xianjun, we will take turns guarding, and no one will disturb you!"

Zhuang Heng was a little moved, and stretched out his wings to touch the back of his head.

Ji Dashi was flattered, and stretched out his hand again: "Master, I went to take a bath by the stream, over there."

Zhuang Heng nodded and flew to the upper reaches of the stream. Sure enough, he found the figure of the young man in the stream. Xu Wu was standing by the side. The young man came out of the stream after washing. When he heard the movement, he raised his head to look at the night sky. Zhuang Heng hurriedly turned his eyes away Some did not land until they saw the boy put on his clothes.

The young man raised his hand to let Xu Wu leave first, then walked to Zhuang Heng's side, and asked, "Do you want someone to scrub Xianjun?"

Zhuang Heng: "...No, there's no need, people who cultivate immortals are quite clean, so they don't need to wash."

The young man frowned: "Really? What happened today? You used to be transformed into a human form by the body of a crane, and the two have never appeared at the same time. What's going on today..."

Zhuang Heng fooled around casually: "It's not surprising that you can transform into a body after you reach a certain level of cultivation."

The young man looked at him, half-believing.

Zhuang Heng was afraid that he would ask again, so he turned around and said, "You go back first, I'll wash it too."

The young man was used to his behavior of leaving the team from time to time, so he stood there watching him comb his feathers in the water, then turned and left after a while.

After taking a bath, Zhuang Heng was refreshed, and strolled back to the carriage. There was a faint yellow light in the door curtain of the carriage. Zhuang Heng was not sure if the boy was asleep, so he jumped up lightly and lifted the door curtain with his mouth. Open a crack.

Through the gap, Zhuang Heng saw his cloned body leaning against the wall of the carriage in a meditative posture, while the young man squatted on one knee beside him, with one hand on the ground and the other on the wall of the carriage next to his head. At the same time, his face was brought close to his own face, his nose and mouth were almost touching his own face.

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

ai: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh molestation!Is he going to secretly kiss you! ]

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he subconsciously turned around and wanted to run, but for some reason, his feet slipped and he accidentally fell, and when he was about to land, he flapped his wings and flew up again, but hit the outer wall of the carriage in a daze, and "thumped" again fell to the ground.

ai: [...Master, you seem to have problems not only with your heart, but also with your balance ability. It's so miserable. ]

Zhuang Hengxin "bang" straight jump: [Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a little brother is so perverted!How could he attack a person who was not breathing!It's too perverted! ]

The young man lifted the curtain of the car and walked out with his usual expression on his back. Seeing Zhuang Heng falling to the ground in all directions, his face changed slightly. He hurriedly jumped down to pick him up, and put him down after returning to the carriage. gone?"

Zhuang Heng looked at him suspiciously: "You you..."

You pervert, you still ask me what's wrong?

The young man frowned and thought for a while, and vaguely understood what he meant: "Oh, I just wanted to smell if you smell, if you smell, I will carry you to the stream and wash it for you." After a pause, he added, "I don't intend to offend you, but you can only maintain your human form for half an hour every day, and you don't even have time to take a shower after cooking. I'm afraid you won't be clean."

Zhuang Heng: "??????"

You fucking say it again!Who is unclean?Master Crane, when I was in the shape of a crane, I could find clean water to take a bath at any time, and I could wash as many times as I wanted, yet you said I was not clean?

ai: [Hey... he is also kind. ]

Zhuang Heng thought of his big reaction before, so embarrassed that smoke came out of his head, and angrily pushed open the curtain with his mouth and flew out.

juvenile:"……"

Zhuang Heng's temperament came and went quickly, the night before he was still very angry, and the next day he said "Langdi" to the left and "Langdi" to the right, and started to call out affectionately.

A few days later, the army arrived in the abandoned capital. Zhuang Heng was not interested in fighting, nor did he want to broadcast live on the battlefield. After all, the battlefield in reality is far less exciting than in the artistically processed film and television works. Few people would find it interesting to watch it directly. When encountering bloody scenes, he would play a mosaic, which was really not interesting, so he greeted the young man, volunteered, and planned to go into the city to find out the news.

Having such a sentinel is of course a great weapon for the army, but the young man was not at ease, and frowned slightly: "No, we will definitely win this battle, so don't take risks."

Zhuang Heng said: "Then I won't inquire about the news. I will go to Dashi's house to use the kitchen. Maybe when you call in, I will almost have the meal ready."

The young man looked at him puzzled: "Why are you so obsessed with cooking? It's fine to leave these rough jobs to the servants. If you are short of silver, I can help you buy a servant."

Zhuang Heng blinked and said nonsense: "You don't know, Brother Lang. My cultivation method is different from others. I entered the Tao with delicious food and cultivated immortality with delicious food. In the past, my cultivation was very slow. , my cultivation base is increasing day by day, and the benefits are quite large, cooking is such an important thing, it cannot be stopped!"

The boy didn't know how much he believed, he stared at him for a moment, and finally didn't ask any more questions.

Zhuang Heng heaved a sigh of relief: [When the little brother stares at people, his eyes are too hard, and he is trembling even when lying, Ya Lishan is big. ]

ai echoed: [Yes, yes, every time he stares at you, your heart beats so fast. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

The boy said that the chances of winning this battle are very high, but he is not bragging at all. Although the country of Dai is small, Marquis Dai has already secured his throne and has no worries about internal affairs. Weak, Commander Ye was seriously injured, and the only thing he could rely on was the solid city wall left over from the 500-year-old prosperity, but such a high wall was useless when he lost the hearts of the people. Ji Dashi and a group of brothers stayed in the city. Dashi secretly contacted those people a few days in advance, and under the combination of inside and outside, the city gate burst open and successfully captured the city in just half a day.

Commander Ye's head was chopped off and hung high under the city tower. Commander Ye's soldiers died and surrendered. Because the army entered the city without harming the people or taking money, the people in the city rejoiced and opened their doors to welcome this army. The teacher of benevolence and righteousness.

Ji Dashi's mother has been taken to another place by his brothers to take care of him. There is no one in Ji Dashi's house, and Zhuang Heng is sweating profusely in the kitchen alone. The speed of cooking is like someone holding a knife on his neck Reminder, if he didn't know that this was a live broadcast, the audience would have suspected that he had fast-forwarded.

In the end, he brought the last dish out of the pan before changing back into the crane shape.

At this time, there were cheers from the street outside the door, the courtyard door was pushed open, and the young man walked in first, and Ji Dashi sniffed fiercely behind him: "It smells so good!"

The long-lost and strong cooking aroma spread out, but this time Ji Dashi and the others did not rush to gobble it up. The brothers looked at the food on the table and began to wipe their tears one by one. Some lowered their heads and choked, and some shouted loudly. With the names of their parents or daughter-in-law and children, some "plop" kneeling on the ground and crying loudly.

Zhuang Heng looked at Ji Dashi and found that he was much stronger than before he left. Seeing them crying sadly, he felt sorry for him, poked the young man with his wings, and said in a low voice: "Let them bring food to meet their family members .”

The young man moved his eyes from the table to the pot next to him, and found that what Zhuang Heng cooked today was stew with plenty of soup, and what he cooked was not rice but porridge. It seemed that he was ready to share it with many people. , His mind was slightly touched, he stretched out his hand to touch Zhuang Heng's neck, turned to Ji Dashi and said: "You and the brothers share the food, take it to your family to taste."

Ji Dashi cried louder and led everyone to kneel down and kowtow: "Thank you, son! Thank you, Xianjun and Xianshi!"

The young man looked at Zhuang Heng again, and asked, "Do you want to follow me into the palace?"

Zhuang Heng's face was inexplicable, his eyes were full of doubts: Why did you enter the palace?

The young man stepped aside and picked up the "meditating fairy" and walked out.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Seeing that the young man carried his replica on the carriage and put it in place, Zhuang Heng had no choice but to follow him into the carriage. After the carriage started to move, he opened the curtain with his mouth to look at it, and then put it down: "Are you really heading towards the palace? You What are you going to do in the palace?"

The young man pursed his lips, lowered his eyes and said, "My grandmother died in the palace, and I will pay homage to her."

This is not a lie, there was indeed a wife in Fu country who was forced into the palace by the emperor, but these words are mixed with half truth and half falsehood.

Zhuang Heng thought for a while, then a few lines of words suddenly crossed his mind, and he said excitedly: "Oh, yes, I remembered! There is such a Mrs. Fu Guo, it is said that she looks like a fairy, but anyone who sees her will be ashamed. I was so lost that I couldn't walk, the emperor at that time... should be the grandfather of the current emperor, it is said that the emperor planned to snatch Mrs. Fu into the palace and take it as his own, is there such a thing?"

The young man's expression was inexplicable: "Well... you actually know about this?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

It's written in the book, don't you know?

This paragraph of content was only briefly mentioned in the book, but Zhuang Heng was quite impressed. He just didn’t remember which small country the lady came from, otherwise he would have thought of the young man. The beauty is portrayed, and by the way, it tells about a court shock caused by this beauty.

It is said that the wife was originally the daughter-in-law that the old emperor snatched from his son, but because he really coveted the beauty, he snatched it by himself when the matter came to an end, and what was even more exaggerated, the previous favored woman of the old emperor was his concubine who was snatched by him. That is to say, the old man put a green hat on his father first, and then put a green hat on his son, so the royal family was so green that they shone.

The Dazhen Dynasty ruled the world with propriety. They never expected that such a shameless and promiscuous harem guy would appear 500 years later, and the status of the royal family in the hearts of the people would plummet as a result. The disputes caused frequent chaos in the court, and after that, the dynasty began to decline.

Zhuang Heng reviewed the original plot and exclaimed: "Grandfather is a whore, father is a thug, and grandson is a pervert. With three generations like this, it is difficult for the court to survive!"

The young man pursed his lips tightly, clenched his teeth tightly, and then let go after a long while. He raised his hand and opened the curtain beside him. Looking at the sunset outside, he murmured in a low voice, "No way."

Zhuang Heng turned to look at him: "What?"

The boy put down the roller blind, and his expression returned to normal: "It's nothing."

Zhuang Heng stared at him for a while, suspecting that he had an auditory hallucination, so he looked away.

The carriage quickly arrived at the gate of the palace. Now that the forces in the city have been cleaned up, the entire palace city is temporarily guarded by General Dai Guo. Seeing that the person sitting in front of the carriage is Xu Wu, he immediately opened the middle door, and the carriage drove straight in to the bedroom. At the door, another palace official stepped forward to meet him respectfully.

The young man led the crane into the palace with someone in his arms, and Xu Wu arranged for a trustworthy person to wait outside the door.

Zhuang Heng saw the young man put his replica on the bed and covered it with a brocade quilt, and suddenly remembered something: "Your father is the blood left by Mrs. Fu Guo before he was robbed. Today's father is Mrs. Fu Guo. The blood left by the empress, in this way, you and the emperor are distant brothers!"

The young man was stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't thought about this relationship before, and finally smiled lightly: "So what if we are brothers? All the countries in this world are brothers at the beginning, and they don't kill each other in the end. King Qi He is also the brother of the emperor, and he is also plotting to take the emperor's life."

Zhuang Heng raised his wings and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, living in this era, brother has worked hard!"

The young man felt that his words sounded a little weird, but he didn't realize what was wrong for a moment, he frowned and pondered for a while, and finally gave up.

Zhuang Heng turned his head and looked at the palace: "Wow! It's really luxurious. Compared with this place, Dai Palace is like a sparrow's nest. That... I sleep here at night?"

The young man nodded slightly: "Are you satisfied? There is a hot spring pool next door, you can go there at any time... Oh, I forgot to prepare some more robes for you, you rest first, and I will send someone a few new ones tomorrow morning come here."

Zhuang Heng held his head high and held his chest high. If he changed into a human form, he would smile flatly at this moment: "No need, everything else is external to us, and we cultivators don't care."

The boy didn't argue with him, he raised his voice to ask someone to bring some food and said to him: "It's good for you to rest here, I'm going to see my grandmother."

Zhuang Heng nodded: "Go ahead, don't worry about me."

The boy walked outside the hall and looked up at the star-studded night sky.

After a while, Xu Wu hurried over from the end of the corridor, bowed and said, "Master, do you want to go there now?"

"Hmm." The boy withdrew his gaze, raised his foot and walked down the steps slowly.

The author has something to say: there is still a chapter being written, it will take an hour, and it will be the same tomorrow morning, good night everyone! =3=