Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng was dancing vigorously, and suddenly met the young man's probing eyes. The young man's pupils were black and bright, as if they could penetrate people's hearts. Zhuang Heng felt embarrassed for no reason, folded his wings, and continued to look for food obediently.

ai said: [There are too few people watching, I suggest you cook three dishes, if you can cook three or more dishes for a meal, you can get a tree, and a tree can buy an advertising space for a day , although the location is relatively poor, but it is better than nothing, you know, why don't you advertise now, only exposure can attract traffic! ]

Zhuang Heng was surprised that "there is still such an operation", and then he became a puffer fish: [You want me to cook three dishes?You are embarrassing me, Xiaohe! ]

ai said: [One dish is also acceptable, a meal of less than three dishes is a tuft of grass, of course grass cannot buy advertising space, but if you water a hundred bottles of nutrient solution, this tuft of grass can become a tree . ]

Zhuang Heng: [... You have so many routines, how do you get a hundred bottles of nutrient solution? ]

AI said: [A viewer can get a bottle of nutrition solution after watching a live broadcast. ]

Zhuang Heng realized: [Understood, after all, we still need to cook. ]

At this time, the only audience was still there. I don’t know if they were busy with other things on the computer, or they really thought the animal world was very interesting. Zhuang Heng decided to keep this rare audience: [I can’t talk now, what can I do? How to communicate with the audience? ]

Ai said: [Okay, the audience is from your original world, and you both speak the same language. I can convert what you want to say into subtitles. ]

Zhuang Heng cheered up immediately: [Okay, let's start!Today I am going to make three dishes, the first step is to find fresh ingredients. ]

The conscientious ai started subtitles for him. The only viewer in the live broadcast room was about to quit. After seeing the subtitles, he was aroused curiosity and stayed again. After watching for a few minutes, a second barrage was issued: Where is the anchor?Is this live?

Zhuang Heng: [This audience, can you add a little flower? ]

The audience saw the subtitle: "..."

When Zhuang Heng was busy live broadcasting, the man on the shore treated the young man's wound, brought a handful of dry firewood from nearby, set up a stand by the stream and lit the fire, then rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, took off his shoes and walked into the stream In the middle, it seems that he wants to catch fish, but he doesn't seem to do this kind of thing often, and his movements are very erratic. It's rare to see a fish that wants to catch, but slips and falls into the water. Dangerous, he hurriedly got up and wiped his face in embarrassment.

Zhuang Heng stared at him, feeling that he was worse than himself, hesitated after he fell for the third time, and brought the fish he had just caught to him.

The man was stunned, Zhuang Heng directly stuffed the fish into his hand, and let go of his mouth, the man hurriedly grabbed the fish that almost jumped back into the water, looked at the crane in front of him in surprise, ran ashore happily, knelt down beside the boy and chattered Goo, the young man nodded slightly, looking at Zhuang Heng thoughtfully.

AI hates iron but not steel: [You managed to catch it! ]

Barrage: (Flower) Why are there men in ancient costumes?Which crew is this?

AI excited: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

Immediately, Zhuang Heng felt that the fish was worth the gift, so he turned around happily and continued to look for food. He wondered if it was luck in return for his good intentions. I found a few fungus on a rotten tree lying on the side, and found a few mushrooms on the shore.

He was afraid that the live broadcast would be cold, so he kept talking, changing every ingredient he found and even exaggerating science, because the words were meaningful and humorous, but it kept the audience, but after all, there was no sound and only subtitles. The audience inevitably felt disappointed after watching it for a long time, and sent another barrage: (Brick) Boring.

ai: [The points you just got are gone again...]

Zhuang Heng wanted to cry, but seeing that the viewer was about to quit the live broadcast room, he hurried ashore, picked the biggest fish and held it with his paws: [The ingredients are fresh, right?Now we get to the ingredients. ]

The audience paused when they saw the subtitles, thinking that the live broadcast was really boring, and moved the mouse to the red cross to click, but they caught a glimpse of the crane in the video starting to twist its butt from the corner of the eye.

audience:"……"

Zhuang Heng flicked his hips and tail coquettishly, and at the same time, he used his sharp claws to disembowel the fish. After cleaning the internal organs, he stretched his claws into the stream to wash, and then began to pick the scales of the fish. One must eat cleanly, and cranes are no exception. ]

ai almost vomited blood: [Master, you broke your leg. ]

Zhuang Heng: [Don't worry about it so much, it's important to earn points! ]

AI became excited again: [AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNow there are two! ]

After a while, another barrage floated past: What program is this?animal world?

Zhuang Heng explained while he was busy: [This is a live broadcast of survival food in the wild, original ecology, if you are interested in it, you can follow it, if you follow it, you will not get lost, Xiaohe is super cool as a cook! ]

The only audience: "..."

ai: […]

Claws are not as convenient as knives. Zhuang Heng is very laborious in picking fish scales, but there is another man who is more laborious than him. The man scrapes the scales with a dagger, but the fish escapes from him from time to time. He is always scraping the fish scales and catching them. The fish ran back and forth in a panic, and only after Zhuang Heng cleaned up all three fish did he scrape half of that fish.

The boy sitting next to him stood up, walked over with a limp, and lifted the fish in front of Zhuang Heng with a branch through its gills.

Zhuang Heng probably understood what he meant, raised a paw to hook the fish over and pressed it against the stone, and began to treat the remaining half of the fish scales for him.

A row of exclamation marks floated above the line of sight, followed by another bullet screen: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my little brother is so beautiful!Is it the host himself?

Zhuang Heng didn't notice this barrage at first, because ai was afraid that the barrage would affect his fishing, so he helped him adjust the transparency and moved it up. He raised his head in surprise when he heard the sound of gold coins clattering, and only had time to catch it. The tail of the special effect seemed to have exploded, and the gold coins flew into the small vault in the corner shining in the fire, and then he saw a new bullet screen drifting by: (Land mine) Little brother is so handsome!Following you!

ai went crazy with joy: [Wow, wow, some viewers gave me a tip!One hundred Jinjiang coins! Ta also clicked to follow, two points! ]

Zhuang Heng was stunned by the sudden happiness, turned his eyes to the boy's face, and sighed: [To do live broadcast, it really depends on beauty. ]

Soon, Zhuang Heng handed over the cleaned fish to the young man. Originally, he wanted to give it to the man next to him. After all, it was a man who did the work, but the young man has a beautiful weapon, so he didn’t use it for nothing. I took a place closest to the boy to deal with the remaining shrimp and mushrooms, so that the boy was always in the live broadcast.

Sure enough, a series of exclamation marks floated across the screen, and new viewers clicked in and were successfully attracted by the beauty. The barrage was full of praise, and special effects of flowers flashed from time to time.

Barrage 1: (Flower) Little brother is so handsome! ! !

Barrage 2: (flower) Brother, your red-crowned crane is so obedient and capable!

Barrage 3: (Huahua) Damn, I clicked into some fairy live broadcast room!

Ai was so excited that he let out the upstart laughter: [Hahaha!The points have increased!It went up again! ]

The number of viewers increased slowly at a slow rate. Although the live broadcast room was not lively, it gradually got rid of the initial desertion.

Zhuang Heng strung up the cleaned ingredients with a branch in his mouth and put them on the fire.

The man next to him looked at him in shock. The fish in his hand was almost burnt. Zhuang Heng couldn't see it, so he quickly stretched out his mouth and grabbed the branch to help him turn it over.

Barrage 1: (Huahua) Hahahaha, Xiaohehe is about to become a master, what kind of sand sculpture plot is this!

Barrage 2: (Huahua) It’s hard work to do a live broadcast now, not only to design the plot, but also to have the costumes in place and the acting skills to be online.

Barrage 3: (Huahua) I'm in tears, my idol's acting skills are no match for a red-crowned crane.

Although the boy couldn't see the barrage, he looked at Zhuang Heng with a very meaningful look.

AI suddenly got a little nervous: [Should we restrain ourselves a little? ]

Zhuang Heng: [It's okay, earn points first, anyway, my little brother is crippled, I will fly away after finishing this vote, not afraid of people's suspicion. ]

ai: [...God, why are you done with this vote. ]

After finishing the three "delicious dishes", there are already six or seven viewers in the live broadcast room, and the points have increased to more than fifty. Zhuang Heng happily ate the long-lost cooked food: [I will definitely earn one hundred points today! ]

The man presented the fish that Zhuang Heng gave to the young man respectfully, the young man took it with his hand, lowered his head and took a bite of the fish, probably because of the lack of seasoning, the taste was so-so, the young man frowned slightly, but his posture was graceful , there is a feeling of nobleness from the bones, it looks like a painting.

Barrage 1: (Line mines) I want to crow!Where did this little fairy come from!

Barrage 2: (Hua Hua) The little brother is so beautiful!I can I can!

Bullet screen 3: (Huahua) My sister can do it, so can my sister!

Bullet screen 4: (Huahua) I'm fine.

Zhuang Heng felt a bit confused about the development direction of the barrage: [What's the matter? ]

ai: [cough...]

Zhuang Heng thought that the points were rising slowly, so he couldn't help but want to do something. After thinking about it, he leaned over to the boy, twisted his neck, put half of his face on the boy's face, and rubbed it slowly: [Quickly type subtitles!Wow, this soft and tender texture is as delicious as fish. ]

The boy froze.

ai: […]

Audiences:"!!!"

Zhuang Heng ran to the other side, and continued to rub against the other half of the boy's face: [Wow, this chiseled silhouette looks like a towering mountain in the distance. ]

juvenile:"……"

ai: […]

Although ai seemed to have eaten a big pot of shocking pills, he still conscientiously and synchronously typed subtitles for him. When he moved his face away from the boy's face, and the boy frowned and started eating fish again, the few viewers in the live broadcast room were all shocked. The music is crazy, and the screen is colorful, either "hhh" or "666".

Zhuang Heng saw that his points had risen to [-] or [-], so he decided to make persistent efforts and sent all the remaining "food" to the young man. The young man thanked him and took it, and gave half of it to the man next to him. The man was not in a hurry to eat , but first knelt beside him and peeled the shrimp shells and cramped the shrimp tendons for him.

The audience thought it was a well-designed plot, and they all posted barrages saying, "The acting is too serious", "Laughing like a chicken".

When Zhuang Heng was staring at the score, a large number of birds suddenly flew out from the surrounding forest, and the man next to him stood up suddenly, showing vigilance.

The young man put down the branch, lowered his eyes and said, "It's too late to go, let's adapt to the situation."

Barrage 1: (Flower) Hahahaha what's the matter?Who is the sand sculpture screenwriter?

Bullet screen 2: (Huahua) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the voice of the little fairy sounds so good Su!

Barrage 3: (Flower) Where is the dialect, I can't understand...

Although Zhuang Heng was not as vigilant as the two aborigines, he was also vaguely aware that the situation was not good, and hurriedly raised his head and looked around: [Little brother looks unusual, should I be wise and protect myself? ]

ai: [It should be, it should be, I will turn off the live broadcast right now, let's run quickly! ]

At this time, the sun was setting, and a little red gold fell far away among the undulating peaks, smudged the sunset glow in the sky, and the glow was projected into the stream, and the water surface was sparkling.

Zhuang Heng had no time to appreciate it, and just wanted to get away from this right and wrong place as soon as possible, but just as he spread his wings and flew into the air, a net flew towards him in the distance and swooped down, covering him with extraordinary precision.