Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The night was getting darker, and the lights in the capital palace were dimmed. Xiao Lang was leaning on the spacious and luxurious bed in the bedroom, surrounded by seven or eight young men with different looks. The men rushed to feed him, but he laughed. Putting aside the hands stretched out from all around, he lazily said: "What are you doing? Blocking me from seeing the beauty."

The men turned their heads and followed his line of sight to look to one side. There was a bath pool built there, and a thick white mist hung over the pool surface. The "beauty" Xiao Lang was talking about walked towards the bath pool under the guidance of the palace attendant, and a thin layer of curtain was drawn down. It didn't cut off everyone's sight, but it was faintly visible, making people wonder. The men's faces were a little tasteless, and they looked back at the national teacher standing at the door, and put away their expressions in awe.

Reluctantly, Xiao Lang moved his eyes away from the beauty, looked at the national teacher, and asked with great interest: "National teacher, where did you find this beauty?"

The national teacher hooked the corners of his mouth: "He is the young son of Shen Guo, and he is different from the playthings offered by others. You can let him serve the bed or serve tea and water, but you can't treat him harshly, otherwise I will It’s not easy to explain to Marquis Shen.” He paused for a while, then gave him a meaningful look, “But he has an outstanding appearance and excellent talents, I guess you should like it.”

The gloom in Xiao Lang's eyes surged, he smiled calmly: "I really like it, thank you, Master."

The national teacher saw that Young Master Shen Guo had already sat in the bath, so he lightly brushed off his sleeves, turned around and said, "It's getting late, I should go back."

Xiao Lang hurriedly got up: "I'll see off the national teacher."

"No need." The national teacher stretched out his hand to stop him, "You can enjoy yourself, don't be too absurd, let everyone else go away."

Xiao Lang smiled indifferently: "Understood."

Xiao Lang stood under the corridor for a long time, until the figure of the national teacher disappeared into the night, he turned and walked back to the bedroom, and sat back on the bed surrounded by several men intimately, but there was no smile on his face before, and his dark eyes were tight. Staring at that layer of curtain, with a bit of vigilance, with a bit of hatred, as if staring at a scourge, and as if staring at an enemy.

Although the men around him chattered some bitter and jealous words, their expressions couldn't be more serious. They looked at Xiao Lang and then at each other, their eyes were worried, and one of them was talking He asked in a low voice with laughter: "The national teacher praised him for what he meant, but is he sure that His Majesty will ask him to sleep in bed? Does Your Majesty want us to retreat?"

Xiao Lang shook his head: "No need, since the national teacher has become suspicious of me, I have to take it easy, otherwise it will only appear that I am guilty."

At this time Xu Wu came in with a stack of clothes, walked up to Xiao Lang, and said in a low voice: "My lord, there are many eyes and ears in the palace, at least they are pretending to be a son of a country, how can they mess around with others? Let them all go away."

Xiao Lang thought for a while, then waved his hands: "You all go."

Those people got up hurriedly, speaking sour words, but their eyes were completely indifferent, and they quickly left the hall and left completely.

Xu Wu said: "My lord, in the past when recruiting people in the palace, the national teacher never asked, but this time he suddenly intervened. It should be that the abolition of the capital made him suspicious. This son of Shen Guo is a bit tricky, he can't kill him or keep him. Do you want to find a wrong place to send him to raise cranes?"

Xiao Lang stared at the figure behind the curtain, and sneered: "The national teacher wants to spy on me with such a person, it's too small for me."

Xu Wu was a little worried: "But if you don't touch him, the national teacher will definitely become more suspicious. Once you tear your face, it's hard to say what you will do next."

Xiao Lang's face darkened, and he kicked over the table in front of him, and the things on the table fell to the ground with a shattering sound.

The person behind the curtain was startled and hurriedly turned to look over.

Xiao Lang took a deep breath, casually picked up the clothes in Xu Wu's hands and shook them, dissatisfied: "This is what you prepared for him? It's so tight, what else should I look at? Go, get him another good-looking one. "

Xu Wu bowed and replied, "Yes."

Not long after, Xu Wu brought another set of thin robes and sent them to the side of the bathing pool. After the man came up after washing, the palace attendants put them on, opened the curtain and walked over, knelt down in front of Xiao Lang.

Xiao Lang stared at him for a moment, his expression was calm, there was no surprise in his eyes, and there was no lust | desire, he just asked indifferently: "What's your name?"

The man didn't expect him to have this reaction, he looked down at his thin almost transparent robe, secretly surprised, bowed and replied: "The minister's name is Shen You, Blessing You."

"The name is good." Xiao Lang leaned forward, pinching his chin to make him look up, "You are the youngest son of Marquis Shen? Why is he willing to send you here? Which family is your biological mother from?"

Shen You raised his eyes to look into his dark eyes, his heart sank slightly, and he replied in all directions: "Father and Marquis have six sons and three daughters, and this subject is the youngest one. The subject's biological mother is a palace maid, who has long since died of illness. Can you come to serve the king, subject It's too late to be happy, and Father Marquis also feels extremely honored, how could he be reluctant?"

Xiao Lang let go of his hand: "Oh, then do you have a fief?"

Shen You shook his head: "Father Marquis said that the subject is still young, and we will talk about the fiefdom later."

Xiao Lang smiled: "You still young?"

Shen You's expression was slightly stiff, although he had a tender face, he was already in his thirties, and everyone knew that this was an excuse for Marquis Shen to prevaricate, but when Xiao Lang smiled like this, he suddenly felt ashamed, buried his head and couldn't speak, I can't wait to find a seam in the ground to get in.

Xiao Lang said: "Since you are willing to serve me, then clean up the things on the ground first."

Shen You respectfully replied "Yes", and turned around to clean up the mess on the ground, but he didn't know whether it was intentional or not, the robe on his body slowly slipped off, his hands were busy tidying it up, and he didn't pull it. It slid down to his feet and swayed gently on the ground as he moved.

Xiao Lang was originally thinking with his eyes closed, but when he suddenly opened his eyes and saw this scene, his expression changed immediately.

At this time, Shen You's entire back was exposed in front of him, and he could even see it a little further down. Xiao Lang felt his forehead throbbing just by looking at it, and the anger rising in his chest almost engulfed him. He directly strangled him to death and threw him out of the palace, but thinking of the look in the eyes of the national teacher before he left, he forcibly held back.

Shen You turned around and put the things in his hand back on the desk that he had just lifted up, secretly raised his eyes and glanced at Xiao Lang, seeing that not only did he not look at him, but his face was so gloomy that he could drip water, his heart became more and more disturbed, he thought about it, and gritted his teeth , took a few books and walked back to Xiao Lang gently: "Your Majesty, how did you arrange these books in the first place? I'm afraid that the wrong arrangement will make His Majesty unhappy..."

Xiao Lang turned his head to look at him, his eyes were full of killing intent, and he faintly said a word: "Get lost."

Shocked, Shen You hurriedly put the book back on the desk, at the same time quickly pulled up his robe, got up and walked out on tiptoe without a sound.

The hall was silent, and after a long time, Xu Wu broke the silence: "My lord, do you want to arrange a place for him?"

Xiao Lang came back to his senses, and nodded absently: "En."

Xu Wu glanced at him suspiciously, saw that he quickly lost his mind again, didn't dare to ask more questions for a while, and then quietly retreated.

The door of the dormitory was not closed when suddenly a gust of night wind blew and extinguished the lights inside. Xiao Lang raised his head and saw the moonlight pouring in. A hallucination appeared in front of his eyes, as if he was standing in a grove by a certain river, lying on his stomach by the river. Looking at a person, that person was naked, his round buttocks pouted wantonly, and his whole body was whiter than the moonlight. He obviously didn't look carefully at that time, but now he broke into his mind very clearly.

Xiao Lang wanted to shake that picture out of his mind, but he was still unsuccessful. Thinking about it, the roots of his ears burned, so he stood up and walked around the hall a little anxiously, poured himself a few mouthfuls of cold water, and returned to the couch Lie down, just close your eyes when Zhuang Heng's voice suddenly sounded in your ears.

He opened his eyes suddenly, staring at the pitch-black roof: "Hehe?"

Zhuang Heng obviously couldn't hear his voice, so he didn't respond. He didn't know whether he was talking to himself or someone, but he started to grope at him while talking. He gritted his teeth suddenly, and just now The picture that was driven out of his mind reappeared uncontrollably, the touch on his body was very light, and the low voice, coupled with the low voice in his ear, tortured his forehead with a thin layer of sweat, and he stretched his hands to his waist For a while, he wanted to hold Zhuang Heng's hand, but it was in vain.

He stared at the dark roof, breathing gradually, but then a trace of doubt slowly surfaced in his heart, he thought for a while, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, he could faintly smell a sweet and greasy fragrance from the end of his nose. sink slightly.

After a while, Xu Wu went back and forth, seeing the darkness inside, he was stunned, thinking he was asleep, so he wanted to close the door and exit.

"Turn on the lamp." Xiao Lang spoke in the darkness, his voice a little hoarse.

Xu Wu hastily turned on the lamp, and seeing his face flushed, he was shocked: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Lang took a deep breath and said with a sneer, "It's nothing, just a little bit of trickery."

Xu Wu's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly realized something, and hurriedly looked around: "Maybe it's on Mr. Shen Guo, or maybe it's in the palace, do you want someone to come in and investigate?"

Xiao Lang said in a low voice: "No need, don't make a fuss, bring Mr. Shen Guo and lock him in the side hall, so that people will keep an eye on him."

Xu Wu bowed: "Yes."

Xiao Lang lay down again, Zhuang Heng's voice could still be heard in his ears, and the image of the woods came out from the depths of his mind again, he frowned and panted a few times, turned sideways, rubbed his forehead, closed his eyes and focused.

Suddenly, Zhuang Heng yelled in his ear in surprise.

He suddenly came back to his senses, his face suddenly hot.

Xu Wu brought Mr. Shen Guo, and Mr. Shen looked at him, before he was happy, he suddenly jumped up from the couch, strode towards the cold pool next door, plunged into the water with a "plop", and sank quickly go down.

On the other side, Zhuang Heng fell to the ground and was stunned for a long time before he recovered his senses. He got up and carefully moved to the side of Xiao Lang's clone, looked at a certain part with a guilty conscience, and swallowed nervously: "Just now What's going on? Am I hallucinating?"

ai: [No, I saw it too, it must not be a hallucination! ]

Zhuang Heng was dubious, stretched out his hand and pinched Xiao Lang's robe, slowly opened it, took a quick look inside, and threw away the robe as if his hand was burned. Although it was separated by a layer of obscene trousers, it could still be seen The state there was relatively peaceful. Zhuang Heng took a few steps back and asked AI: "It's really like an illusion. If it's not an illusion, then it's you ass and me. Does the replica really have no life characteristics?"

ai's tone was innocent: [No, really not. ]

Zhuang Heng was a little crazy: "Then what happened just now? Am I blind or my brain is broken? Or is your system convulsed? Oh, by the way, you should quickly read the upgrade instructions, did you miss it again! "

Ai quickly called up the upgrade instructions and put them in front of him: [Look, master, there is really nothing else, I can’t guarantee anything else, I can guarantee [-] tickets for the replica, and the replica is absolutely impossible to be affected by the upgrade , the system will not do anything against human ethics!I pat my chest and promise! ]

Zhuang Heng scratched his head with a pen: "Then what's going on? Don't scare me, I don't even dare to measure it for him."

ai: [How about... you try again? ]

Zhuang Heng was so entangled that he wanted to pull out his hair, but he couldn't hold back his doubts. He hesitated for a long time, took a deep breath, stretched out his hand and scratched tentatively under Xiao Lang's armpit, and quickly withdrew after scratching.

ai: […]

Zhuang Heng: "He doesn't itch."

ai: [Your place and just now are not in the same place. ]

Zhuang Heng roared: "Nonsense, what else can you do if you don't tickle it?"

ai: [………]

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