Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

The coming man was tall and strong, with a swollen face, and the whip in his hand was whirring on the ground, so he was not easy to provoke at first glance. When he saw Zhuang Heng pushing over from the crowd, he immediately snorted heavily, and stepped forward. I want to carry it, but just as I stretched out my hand, I was caught by the two hands blocking me.

Seeing that the guards brought out by Zhuang Heng were still useful, Xiao Lang, who was about to jump off, stopped his movements, thinking that he was not in a hurry to go down to reminisce about the past, and he decided to continue squatting on the tree to wait and see what happened after he understood the current situation.

The two guards grabbed the man's hand and took a step forward, guarding in front of Zhuang Heng, glaring at each other: "How dare you dare to be rude to Xianjun!"

The man didn't expect the strength of their hands to be so strong, and he was at a disadvantage for a while, so he had to withdraw his aggressive momentum wisely, but he didn't intend to speak properly, and shouted in a loud and rough voice: "Everyone, don't want to fight!" I was deceived by this fairy! If there really was a fairy, he would have ascended to the fairy world long ago. How could he sell things in this market? Besides, this person is just a swindler. I bought smoothie here yesterday, and he lied to me that he could It was stored for three days, but before I got home, the slush melted into water! Do you think he is a liar?"

After hearing this, everyone chattered and chatted, some nodded in agreement, and some shook their heads and laughed.

"It is indeed a liar, hey, it turns out to be a liar!"

"It's you who is stupid. In this hot weather, all ice will turn into water, and you still believe it."

"I don't care if it's a lie or not. I only know that this watermelon is delicious. I also tried the smoothie yesterday. It really relieves the heat."

Seeing Zhuang Heng holding his hands behind his back and listening with a smile on his face, the strong man who came to find fault suddenly ignored his reprimand, and suddenly became angry: "Zhuzi! You still don't admit your mistake! Do you know who I am?"

Zhuang Heng's smile remained unchanged, and he looked him up and down: "This strong man, I don't know who you are. If you want me to know you, just tell me. Let me guess where I can guess."

What he said was nothing, but his expression was a bit condescending, as if a fairy looked down on an ant. The man was greatly stimulated, and his eyes widened: "It's unreasonable! I'm from the mansion of the prince! The ice you made yesterday caused the prince to be here. You are ashamed in front of Hou Jun, the prince asked me to accuse you!" He waved his hands and yelled, "Come here! Tie up this liar for me!"

Before he finished speaking, more than a dozen strong men who were about the same size as him rushed out from all directions, and the people watching around immediately scattered like birds and beasts, Zhuang Heng's side was empty, only the four or five guards he brought , the two sides with a huge disparity between the enemy and ourselves were at a stalemate, and a fight was about to start, Zhuang Heng hurriedly raised his hand to stop it: "Hey, hey, what did I say yesterday, people with bad tempers are also anxious, and we will give ice packs when we sell smoothies. You didn't listen to us, you bought it and left, and the ice pack fell, can you blame us?"

When the man saw him open his mouth, he thought that he saw the unfavorable situation and wanted to give in. He didn't expect him to defend himself, and he became even angrier: "Nonsense! Why did I rush away yesterday? You didn't explain clearly! You didn't do it on purpose. You said it! Stop talking nonsense and arrest him!"

When the surrounding people heard that it was because of the ice pack, they immediately changed their views on the fairy, and they refused to leave even if they wanted to. They hid in the corner and watched the excitement. Shen You, who was standing under the tree, saw that Xiao Lang had been staring at him. Zhuang Heng bit his lip and wanted to step forward to make a rescue, but he didn't expect that as soon as he took a step forward, there would be a fight over there, and the two sides' swords could not meet for a few moves, and many people appeared on the surrounding roofs. Huge, they all raised their bows and arrows to aim at the people in Shizi Mansion.

"Xianjun is the second son's guest, anyone who dares to be rude to him will be shot!"

The people of the Shizi Mansion looked up at the roofs on all sides, and they were surprised to see the arrows above were shining coldly.

At this time, a middle-aged man with a beautiful beard walked up the street corner and said with a smile, "What's going on? Who wants to catch Xianjun?"

The people in the Shizi's Mansion were slightly flustered, they never expected that the Second Young Master would condescend to come to this market place, although the Second Young Master had to respectfully call him "brother" when he saw the Shizi, but they were just servants of the Shizi's Mansion, how could they dare Compete with the second son?Besides, even though they followed the order of the crown prince to arrest him, the reason was only a bowl of smoothie. This crime is really unjustifiable...

A group of strong men looked at each other and hurriedly knelt down to salute.

The Second Young Master walked up to Zhuang Heng, looked at them and asked in a gentle voice, "Why are you going to arrest people? What law did Xianjun break?"

A layer of cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the strong man at the head: "No, no, I didn't come to arrest people, I just took Xianjun back for questioning."

The second son smiled: "Since it's just a question, why bother to make such a fuss? Go back first, I will take Xianjun to see my brother."

The leading brawny man gritted his teeth unwillingly, not daring to disobey his will, so he had to get up and leave.

Not long after, the people from both sides retreated cleanly, the tense atmosphere was relaxed, and the market quickly resumed its previous bustle, but because of the presence of the second son, no one dared to come to Zhuang Heng's place for the time being. He said earlier that he would buy Watermelon can only stand on the sidelines.

Zhuang Heng bowed his hands to the Second Young Master and saluted: "Thank you Second Young Master for saving me!"

The Second Young Master stretched out his hand to hold his arm, and smiled warmly: "You are welcome, Xianjun!"

Xiao Lang, who was squatting on the tree, watched the two of them exchanging warm greetings, frowned slightly, and felt a little unhappy. He looked in another direction, saw that Shen You had already avoided the corner, and turned to Xu Wu who was in the distance. After gesturing, Xu Wu immediately went to Shen You and said a few words, and asked someone to take Shen You back to the building first.

In front of the stall, Zhuang Heng exerted all his efforts in receiving distinguished guests in his previous life, and finally had a good time with the second young master. The second young master said: "The lychee sent by the fairy yesterday is extremely delicious, and my father also likes it very much. Give him some more, I don’t know if there are any in Xianjun?”

Zhuang Heng nodded and smiled with a straight posture: "Of course there are."

The second son showed joy: "In that case, why don't you come to the palace with me, my father is just going to see Xianjun, so you can also meet my elder brother by the way when Xianjun is gone, so as to clear up the misunderstanding and prevent elder brother from sending someone again." Come here and shout to fight and kill, I don't know what the fairy king thinks?"

Zhuang Heng pondered for a while, nodded and agreed: "Alright, I'll come over early tomorrow morning, how about it?"

The second young master smiled and said: "Okay, tomorrow I will personally come to the building to pick up Xianjun into the palace."

After saying a few more polite words, the second young master bid farewell, turned and left, and the people who were watching around immediately gathered around again. Those who wanted to buy watermelon were afraid that the watermelon would be snatched away, so they hurried over, shouting as they ran: "Then I want watermelon! I want it all!"

A stall of watermelons was quickly emptied, Zhuang Heng bid farewell to everyone, and left the market with his guards. Xiao Lang jumped from the tree while no one was paying attention, and chased Zhuang Heng. Zhuang Heng got involved with the second son of Shen Guo inexplicably, and felt a little unclear in his heart. He always felt that he had missed a lot of things, regretted not coming to Zhuang Heng earlier, and felt a little unhappy.

Not long after, Zhuang Heng walked into the small courtyard of the building, and Qi An greeted him from the room with a happy face, holding an account book: "Xianjun, we made a lot of money this trip..."

Zhuang Heng raised his hand listlessly to interrupt him: "Let's talk about it later, I have to hurry to cook."

Seeing his tired face, Qi An immediately felt distressed: "Why do you have to work so hard, what you want to eat can be made by the servants of the house."

Zhuang Heng said: "No, I have to cook by myself."

Qi An was puzzled: "Why?"

"Because..." Zhuang Heng paused, and the sentence "Cooking is training" was quickly swallowed as soon as it rolled to his lips. He once said this to Xiao Lang. You know me, I know it, it feels like it has become a secret, he cleared his throat a little uncomfortably, "It's nothing, that... you bring all the silver you earned these two days to my room, I'll tell you later I'm done counting."

Qi An looked blank: "Oh..."

I never thought that Xianjun would love money so much.

Zhuang Heng went to the kitchen first, bought some ingredients from the space and placed them on the table. Several guards immediately rolled up their sleeves to help him fetch water and pick vegetables. When everyone was busy making preparations, he returned to the room After a short break, Qi An brought the silver and the small scale over for him to count.

Looking at the heavy silver taels, Qi An was a little worried: "Xianjun, the so-called wealth should not be exposed, these silver taels must be collected, and must not be seen by bad people, otherwise it will cause disaster."

Zhuang Heng nodded, poured all the money on the table, stretched out his hand under Qi An's increasingly worried eyes, covered his palm, closed his eyes and meditated slightly, and parted his lips lightly: "Take it."

As soon as the words fell, all the money on the table disappeared instantly.

Qi An's eyes widened in shock: "!!!"

Zhuang Heng showed a calm and determined smile: "Now are you relieved?"

Qi An blinked and stammered, "Relax, don't worry."

With reverence for the immortal, Qi An walked out in a trance, Zhuang Heng picked up the small scale on the table and looked at it for a while, then asked without any hope: [This thing seems to be metal, it can be used as currency to charge into the system in? ]

ai: [...Obviously not. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...Okay. ]

ai: [Master, the brand is still waiting for you to advertise, do you really plan to release the little brother?The clothing samples are made according to the size of the little brother, and it won't fit you if you wear it yourself. ]

Zhuang Heng was given a headache by what it said. In fact, the brand’s clothes had been sent over when he first came out of the waste capital, but he was terrified by the replica at that time, and he got entangled all the way. The brand sent a message to remind him. He explained that it was inconvenient on the road, and the other side expressed his understanding, but it has been a few days now, and it seems a bit embarrassing to delay it.

ai: [Master, how are you thinking?If you drag it on, the brand will think you want to breach the contract. ]

Zhuang Heng gritted his teeth, boldly opened the system panel, moved Xiao Lang's copy out and placed it in a brightly lit place in the room. You won't move this time, will you?"

The replica didn't respond, Zhuang Heng raised his eyelids tentatively again, because he was already mentally prepared, and he wasn't scared this time, he thought about it and was still worried, so he took out his replica again, and stretched out his hand Going to lift the eyelids, I was surprised to find that my clone also had eyeballs.

Ai explained: [You are my host and have special permissions, so the replica is exactly the same as the main body, and there are internal organs and blood vessels, but the little brother should not have such permissions, which is unreasonable. ]

Hearing what it said, Zhuang Heng was not as nervous as before, he breathed a sigh of relief and said: [Maybe there is a loophole in the system?As long as it's not supernatural or haunted, it's fine. ]

He took his replica back into the system, took out the brand Fangfa's entire set of clothing, laid it on the bed, carefully selected it, made a simple match, took the rest back into the system, and picked a black and refreshing one from the wig dealer's pile of samples. Short-haired wig, the more you look at it, the more satisfied you are: "Little brother, today you are a sunny and handsome junior, tomorrow I will let you be the domineering president, how about it?"

ai is very supportive: [Wow!Raising dolls is really fun! ]

Zhuang Heng walked towards Xiao Lang's duplicate body happily, and began to undress the duplicate body. When he took off the complicated outer robe to reveal the obscene clothes and trousers inside, his face suddenly became hot and his hands froze.

ai: [Why don't you take it off? ]

Zhuang Heng scratched his cheek uncomfortably: "It's nothing."

nothing!Obviously there is something very special!At the beginning, was my brain flooded or was kicked by a donkey, how did I think of letting the little brother be a model?How to change the fucking clothes?Although it is a dummy, the visual effect is too realistic, I can't do it!

Zhuang Heng remained calm: [Do you have underwear? ]

ai: [No, the brand does not sell underwear. ]

Zhuang Heng was so worried that his head went bald, he gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and thought: What the hell!Anyway, it's a dummy!Who is afraid of whom!

At this moment, the door opened silently, and Xiao Lang raised his foot and stepped over the threshold.

He came in openly, because the guard guarding the door was Ji Dashi's brother, and he knew him at first. Seeing him here, he was so surprised that he wanted to roar at the top of his lungs. He didn't want to recruit Qi An, the only one who knew his identity, so he immediately He raised his hand to signal him to keep silent, and said in a low voice, "Xianjun is tired, don't disturb him."

The guard quickly closed his mouth and nodded repeatedly.

He walked to the door, stopped again, and asked knowingly: "The person who left just now is called Qi An? Isn't he a member of the national teacher?"

The guard grinned and said, "He has taken refuge in our Xianjun!"

Xiao Lang nodded: "So that's the case, but after all, he turned his back halfway, so you should be on guard against him."

The guard nodded: "Young master, please rest assured, the boss also told us to do so before we left."

Xiao Lang said again: "I have enmity with the national teacher, don't say anything about my coming here, let alone let Qi An know."

The guard hurriedly agreed.

Xiao Lang pushed the door in and closed it with his backhand, but he didn't see Zhuang Heng's figure at first glance after entering. Seeing that there was still an inner room, he raised his foot and continued to walk in. When he opened the curtain, he saw Zhuang Heng inside. Inside, just about to call him, his eyes fell on his side, and he suddenly lost his voice.

The quality of the door of the building was so good that it didn’t make a sound when it opened and closed. Zhuang Heng let down his vigilance by relying on someone guarding the door, so he didn’t realize that there were more people in the room. He closed his eyes like a blind man and groped for Xiao Lang took off the obscene clothes on the duplicate body, revealing the thin upper body of an inverted triangle, and picked up a white shirt and put it on with a rustle. His chest and abdominal muscles quickly closed his eyes again.

AI broadcasts in real time: [Master, your heartbeat is getting faster and faster! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

I regret it now, very much.

ai: [Master, what do you do without underwear?Do you wear it directly under vacuum? ]

Zhuang Heng: [...Nonsense, aren't all models like this? ]

ai: [Oh, yes. ]

Zhuang Heng challenged the difficulty with his eyes closed, groping with his hands, Xiao Lang, who was watching the whole time, his whole face was burning, and his ears were red. Before he entered the door, he heard Zhuang Heng talking in his ear, speaking intermittently, he He didn't quite understand it, but he roughly guessed that Zhuang Heng should have moved out the dummy that was exactly the same as himself, but he never expected that Zhuang Heng was actually changing clothes for the dummy.

Zhuang Heng's hands touched the dummy's body through the clothes, and the subtle touch was not very obvious to him, but he watched it with his own eyes, and his perception was inexplicably magnified, and he felt that the strength of the hands became heavier. His chest slid over, and after a while it touched his waist again, all the muscles in his body tensed up, and his throat felt like it was on fire.

Zhuang Heng put the shirt on the dummy, paused for a moment with his hands hanging around the dummy's waist, and scratched his head irritably. He had no choice but to bite the bullet and move the dummy to the couch, close his eyes and bend down to touch the edge of his underwear.

Xiao Lang's hand holding the sword suddenly tightened, and his breath became a little rough uncontrollably. Zhuang Heng noticed something, and immediately straightened up and turned around in fright: "Who!"

Xiao Lang hid in a corner where he couldn't see at lightning speed, and he was a little baffled when he finished hiding. He didn't know whether he was guilty or Zhuang Heng was guilty. The touch on his crotch still remained. Qu Shibawan guessed and guessed the reason for Zhuang Heng's strange behavior, but for some reason, a sweet feeling suddenly surged in his heart, and even his eyes had a smile.

Zhuang Heng blinked suspiciously, left the bed and looked towards the door, then scanned the surroundings, and was about to lift his feet to walk towards Xiao Lang, when there was a sudden commotion outside.

The guard at the door hurriedly knocked on the door: "Xianjun! The Shizi Mansion is looking for trouble again, saying that he wants to invite Xianjun to cook for the Shizi, Qi An lied to them that you are not here, you should hide quickly!"

Zhuang Heng's complexion changed slightly, and he quickly put away Xiao Lang's clone: ​​"Got it."

But as soon as he finished speaking, the guard shouted angrily: "They broke in, you jump out of the window!"

A hint of doubt flashed through Zhuang Heng's mind, but the situation was urgent and he didn't have time to think about what "you" meant, so he hurriedly agreed, walked to the window and listened, then quietly opened the window, and flew out as a red-crowned crane. Come out of the corner and jump out the window after him.

Zhuang Heng didn't intend to go far away, he flew to a nearby safe place and changed back to human form.

Xiao Lang rushed out from the corner and grabbed his wrist: "Follow me!"

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

The author has something to say: Brother Lang: Why don't you just tell me if you like me?

Hehe: No, listen to my explanation!

Langdi: Huh? [Affectionate gaze.jpg]

Crane Crane: ...

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I felt ashamed for him when I wrote this chapter [Reflecting...]