Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

These days Xiao Lang is too clingy, it is really overwhelming, Zhuang Heng has no choice but to do a live broadcast to divert his attention, and let Xiao Lang consume a lot of energy by the way, this trick is still effective, although Xiao Lang's eyes It was so hot that he wanted to burn his clothes, but his hand was honest and did nothing. After all, he was caught up in the various tasks he arranged, and he really couldn't make time.

The fans were all stunned by Zhuang Heng's high output for several days in a row. After getting used to the frequency of his live broadcast, some fans would choose to sit in the live broadcast room when they had nothing to do. Therefore, as soon as AI opened the live broadcast for him, someone started Posted a barrage.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Wow!Sure enough, I squatted down!Today is another day for anchor Hengheng to take care of his younger brother!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] It's been a long time since I saw the cute pet Hehe, when will you bring Hehe out for a walk?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Brother is so good, he even helps the anchor peel edamame!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] My younger brother is not good at all, his eyes are always on the anchor, and he doesn't concentrate on his work!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn it hahahahaha Hengheng's face is a little red, isn't this a fucking guilty conscience or something?

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang leaned over, raised his hand and handed the half-peeled edamame to his eyes: "Hehe, I accidentally crushed the beans."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

If it breaks, it breaks!Is this worth coming here to tell me?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Whoa, whoa, what dialect does my brother speak, why don't you speak Mandarin?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Raise your hand!I understand!The younger brother said: My hands are tired and I want to rub them. [dog head]

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha what my brother clearly said is: Look, this broken bean is in the shape of loving you!

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed while entertaining themselves. Zhuang Heng had a headache, took a deep breath to calm down, raised his head calmly under Xiao Lang's fiery gaze, and smiled at the void in front of him: "Everyone Friends, hello everyone, I’m here again! This time I made a dinner, I picked out a few ingredients, but there are not too many dishes, you can add a few more, you can tell me what you want to try, I can make it Just do it."

Brother!You can have a snack!There are many gods watching!You still haven't restrained me!

Xiao Lang couldn't appreciate his good intentions at all, stared at him, leaned over and followed his gaze to cast his gaze into the void, his eyes searched everywhere but couldn't find the focus, but he seemed in a good mood: " Didn't you become a crane? Where did you come from, the fairy friend?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Zhuang Heng stuffed a basket of lettuce into his arms: "Since you don't know how to peel edamame, help me wash the vegetables."

Xiao Lang readily accepted, and obediently carried the vegetable basket to the stream and squatted down. The location he chose was a little far away from Zhuang Heng, and even some distance from the other guards. It was a place with relatively deep water. He squatted down and took the basket. After washing the lettuce, he looked around from the corner of the eye, stretched out his fingers and swiped a few times in the stream, and immediately a strange pattern appeared on the water surface following the movements of his fingers, and the pattern quickly spread into circles of ripples.

Not long after, a shadow appeared under the water, from far to near, and soon came to Xiao Lang's hand, the water wave swayed slightly, and a pale man with gills in front of his ears showed his face: "My lord!"

Xiao Lang asked in a low voice: "Is there any movement from the national teacher?"

The visitor said: "Just as I was about to tell the lord, Young Master Shen You has already returned to the palace and told the national teacher everything. The national teacher heard about the fairy and decided to go out of the city to meet the lord."

Xiao Lang narrowed his eyes slightly: "When will the national teacher leave?"

The visitor said: "Tomorrow morning."

Xiao Lang said: "Understood, you go back first, and tell me in time if there is any change."

The visitor nodded in agreement, and sank into the bottom of the water as silently as when he came.

Xiao Lang stood by the stream for a while, then turned to look at Zhuang Heng, seeing a group of guards bustling around Zhuang Heng, his expression immediately changed, and he raised his feet and strode over.

Zhuang Heng looked up at him, wondering: "Why do you always like to be in a daze by the water lately?"

Xiao Lang put down the lettuce: "It's cooler by the water, so it's comfortable to stay here."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang glanced past the guards, and the guards: "..."

Ever since he discovered that people in this world are particularly prone to superstition, Zhuang Heng broke the jar and often spoke to the void during the live broadcast. The guards who followed him have long been used to it, and they believe in awe that there is indeed such a group of fairy friends. The group of immortal friends often watched their immortals cook through the fairy mirror, so when Zhuang Heng said hello, they all went to Zhuang Heng's side without any trace, scrambling to help Zhuang Heng.

Everyone thinks: Although the fairy said that I am not good enough, what if some fairy friend takes a fancy to me and is willing to accept me as a disciple?It's always good to show your face!

At this moment, Xiao Lang saw everyone gathered around, his complexion darkened, his cold eyes swept over, the guards felt the sight of death, froze, and silently retreated to the side.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha brother why are you so fierce!Look at scaring people!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] awsl!Is my brother too possessive?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahaha anchor, you haven't been broadcasting commercials lately, how are you used to it?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] That's right, my brother has stopped engaging in performance art recently, and he doesn't wear beautiful clothes anymore.

Zhuang Heng paused with his hand holding the kitchen knife, feeling more and more headache. It is nothing for the audience to ask about the advertisement, but just this morning, the two brands sent messages at the same time, asking him why he has not advertised for the past few days, is it? If there is some special reason, he naturally finds an excuse to get over it, but delaying it is not an option.

He looked at Xiao Lang, Xiao Lang immediately smiled at him, he regained his train of thought after being numb, cleared his throat and said: "I'll give you a set of clothes, you go to the carriage to change, come back after changing. "

Xiao Lang was a little surprised: "What clothes? You specially made them for me?"

Ignoring his gaze, Zhuang Heng took out the overlord-style suit and trousers that he had matched with from the system and handed them to him: "Go and change, all my immortal friends want to see it."

Xiao Lang's pupils darkened a little, and he said bluntly: "I don't want to wear it for others to see, I just want to wear it for you."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

You little brat!So childish!Still want to fuck!

Seeing Xiao Lang's feet stuck in place like nails, Zhuang Heng twisted his fingers on the chopping board, and said bravely, "I too... really want to see...you go and change it."

Xiao Lang's breath sank, he turned around and walked towards the carriage without saying a word, before Zhuang Heng could heave a sigh of relief, he opened the curtain again, jumped out of the carriage and ran back: "Hehe, I don't know how to wear it, can you help me wear it?"

Zhuang Heng: "???"

Ai watching the excitement is not a big deal: [It's familiar!Help my brother! ]

The audience in the live broadcast room began to match lines randomly again. Zhuang Heng glanced over casually, and he was in a bad mood. He just wanted to say, "Forget it, I don't need to change it today." An advertisement was sent, and he didn't need to look at it to know that he was coming to remind him. He gritted his teeth and followed Xiao Lang to the carriage.

Xiao Lang lowered the curtain and began to take off the robe on his body. He moved very quickly and took off his clothes in a short time. During the whole process, his eyes never left Zhuang Heng's body. After taking off, he moved closer to Zhuang Heng. He said in a low voice, "Take it off, what to wear first?"

Without squinting, Zhuang Heng handed him the trousers: "It's not difficult to put on the trousers, you can do it yourself."

Xiao Lang put it on obediently, and after a while looked at the zipper sullenly: "What is this?"

Zhuang Heng propped his forehead with his hands, and closed his eyes tiredly: "Zipper, just zip it up, be careful not to get caught..."

Xiao Lang looked at the things in his trousers, his ears felt hot, even though he was distracted, he still closed the zipper obediently, he stumbled and put it on smoothly, after putting it on, he looked at Zhuang Heng: "What should I wear next?"

Zhuang Heng picked up the belt and tied it on him, took a shirt and shook it off, raised his face and tried to fix his eyes on the top of his head: "Raise your hand."

Xiao Lang immediately followed suit.

Zhuang Heng muttered: "It's obviously much easier to wear than a long robe. I'll help you put it on once. Look after it. Next time you wear it by yourself, just align the buttons."

Xiao Lang said "hmm" and looked at him intently: "Is there a next time? How many clothes have you prepared for me?"

Zhuang Heng forcibly changed the subject: "...You said that you are willing to worship me as a teacher. What do you want me to teach? It can't be cooking, right?"

Xiao Lang looked at his hot face, his Adam's apple twitched, and his heart seemed to be on fire, and he followed his words: "The simplified characters you wrote are very suitable for spreading to all vassal states, and the numbers are clear and clear, suitable for making Account, it is easy to learn, and it is also suitable for promotion, as well as small items such as the toothbrush you made... If you want, I want to learn what you know."

Zhuang Heng was a little surprised: "What do you want to learn? Why do you want to learn this?"

Xiao Langdao: "Nowadays in all the vassal states, only the nobles can speak politely, most of them don't understand the language, and the utensils they use are not the same. I'm thinking, if all the people in the world were ruled by one person, they could speak the same language, write With the same type of characters and the same type of scales, if people all over the world can read and write, what a grand sight it will be.”

Zhuang Heng was dumbfounded, and had to move his eyes from the top of his head to his face: "You..."

ai: [Wow, my little brother is so visionary!Good idea!So bold! ]

Zhuang Heng: [Yeah, I am a few beats slower than others in changing 4G cards in modern society. My little brother's sensitivity to social development is really unbelievable! ]

ai: [Praise him quickly! ]

Zhuang Heng: [But what do these things have to do with him? ]

ai: [... yes. ]

Xiao Lang looked at him deeply: [What's wrong? ]

Zhuang Heng blinked, and said earnestly: "Brother, these are the things that the emperor and the ambitious princes and kings should worry about. You think so much, and you have no conditions to implement it... How about just giving up? Worrying too much will make you bald .”

Xiao Lang said: "I will let the emperor implement it."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang keenly noticed that he was in a low mood, panicked immediately, and said at a loss: "Are you unhappy? I... I just said it casually, if you don't want to, don't teach..."

When Zhuang Heng heard him mentioning the emperor, he felt a little sore for no reason. Suddenly, he stretched out his hands to touch his face, and all emotions flew away. He took Xiao Lang's hand off with concentration, and buttoned the top button for him: "I don't want to, so let's not talk about it. You can see how I buttoned the buttons for you, and you can button the rest yourself."

Xiao Langqi was reluctant to give up, and held his face again: "You are unhappy."

Zhuang Heng's cheeks were slightly red, and he turned his head to avoid it: "No, don't move your hands and feet, put on your clothes quickly, I have to cook."

Xiao Lang suddenly pressed him against the wall of the carriage, leaned over and kissed his lips, rubbed him hard, and then retreated quickly.

Zhuang Heng was dumbfounded.

The breath of both of them was a little short, Xiao Lang was aroused by a brief kiss, and leaned over to hold him down and kissed him hard. This time, he couldn't bear to leave after the kiss, and pecked passionately against the tip of his nose: "Hehe... ..."

Zhuang Heng couldn't take it anymore, so he quickly stretched out his hand to push him, but what his palm touched was his tight chest and abdominal muscles, he quickly retracted his hand in fright, and pushed his shoulder instead: "Don't...don't make trouble, you are still young..."

Xiao Lang: "I'm not young."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang actually has enough self-control, but recently he was on the verge of losing control when facing Zhuang Heng. Seeing that Zhuang Heng was resisting, he immediately let go of the strength in his hand, opened the distance, lowered his eyes and remained silent for a moment, and suddenly said: " You're right, I'm still young."

Zhuang Heng: "???"

Xiao Lang pursed his lips, and raised his eyes again, his pupils seemed to be coated with light: "But don't worry, I will be able to protect you soon, and after I solve... the problem, I will propose marriage to you."

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