Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng pretended to push Xiao Lang away as if nothing had happened, and asked ai to turn on the live broadcast. This time, ai did not fall asleep, which proved from the side that Xiao Lang's kiss was more innocent, and he didn't think about anything deeper. The heat on Zhuang Heng's face subsided Some, and looked at Xiao Lang: "Help me string up these cut pieces."

After the live broadcast room opened, a large wave of viewers flooded in quickly. Zhuang Heng greeted everyone with a smile, and quickly got into the mood: "I'm making a barbecue today, and I'll give you a taste of my exclusive secret sauce. It's absolutely delicious when you brush it on the skewers. Detonate your taste buds!"

Barrage [-]: [Huahua]... Who the hell can see this?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Is that tall and big shadow in front of the refrigerator my younger brother?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, did you forget to turn on the light?Not happy to see two handsome little brothers.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I heard an echo, and I'm looking forward to today's live broadcast. (fly rubs hands)

Xiao Lang sent the skewered skewers to Zhuang Heng's hand, and asked him in a low voice: "Immortals can see it here? Where is your fairy island?"

Zhuang Heng casually said: "Immortals, you can see them everywhere. As for the fairy island, of course it is far away overseas."

Xiao Lang looked at him: "Why didn't you go back to Xiandao? But you stayed for me?"

Zhuang Heng ruthlessly broke his good guess: "No, I can't go back, I have no choice but to stay. Brother, hurry up and work, and stop thinking about it."

Talking about changing the direction of the flashlight, the two of them were immediately shrouded in bright light. Zhuang Heng moved out the grill, brush and other tools, took out the sauce that he made when he was bored on the road before, put on his gloves and started to ignite, and at the same time lit the live broadcast room The audience explained: "Today, my brother and I were trapped in the cave due to special circumstances, so the light is a bit dim, do you see it now?"

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I see it!Even the younger brother looks at you clearly!

Barrage [-]: [Flower] Hahahahahahaha Heng Heng you human nature!Look at the wronged brother!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Trapped in a cave for a special reason?Didn't your younger brother trick you into the cave? (funny)

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Fuck, the lighting effect is so good, it seems like you two are standing on the stage, are you going to play a romantic drama about you and me?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooKiss him, brother!Kiss me to death!

Zhuang Heng was in a bad mood: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you come to see me cook food? Ah? Can't you all notice my high cooking skills, such unique sauce, and such a fragrant barbecue smell? ?”

The audience expressed that they couldn't see it, "I don't listen to it, I don't listen to it, I just chant scriptures."

Zhuang Heng forcibly shifted the topic to the advertisement, pointing at Xiao Lang: "This is clothing sponsored by xxx brand. Wearing xxx brand clothes, you will be unique! Thank xxx brand for its strong support for this live broadcast!"

The audience was amused by his brainwashed advertisements many times, and he moved out of the freezer supplied by the brand like magic: "This is a huge freezer provided by the yyy brand, and it cannot be used on site today, because I put Guoshi's fire Locked in."

Audiences:? ? ?

Zhuang Heng: "It is said that the fire of the National Teacher can make steel, but such a powerful fire was extinguished by the yyy brand freezer. You can feel the power."

Audience: Hahahahahahahahahaha!Can you make a normal ad!

The yyy freezer owner in front of the computer lit a cigarette sadly, wanting to drag the promotion manager over to beat him up. By the time the cigarette was finished, Zhuang Heng had already blown a 360-degree rainbow fart on his freezer, and he was about to start again. When smoking one, the assistant ran over excitedly: "Boss, boss, someone has placed an order! Although it is a small order, the people who placed the order are very big!"

The boss stood up in shock: "Who?"

The assistant blushed with excitement: "It's the chairman of R Group. It is said that he is a foodie. He has been paying attention to that anchor recently. Today, I saw the anchor blowing our freezer, so I asked the assistant to place an order!"

The boss was so excited that the cigarette in his hand dropped on the table.

The assistant thought for a while and said, "Oh, by the way, he said that he trusts the anchor, because the wig recommended by the anchor last time was very good!"

The boss shook his hands and took another cigarette to his mouth, saying vaguely: "That's right, he is in his 60s and has been bald for 30 years."

The assistant said again: "He said to buy one for a try this time, and if it's good, he will choose us as the supplier in the future!"

The boss fell to the ground with a "slap", and tremblingly supported the edge of the table: "Quick! Give the host a reward!"

In the cave, Zhuang Heng brushed the various grilled skewers with sauce, the rich aroma wafted out in the cave, and invaded the nasal cavity very forcefully, Xiao Lang leaned next to him and swallowed: "Hehe, you are really capable! "

Zhuang Heng picked up a few strings of brightly colored crispy bones and potato chips and handed them to him: "Thanks for the prize, try it and see which sauce is the best. The key to these sauces is the recipe. It's not difficult to make. I can choose them in Waste City. If you are the right person, pass on the formula that you can most accept to him, and in the future he will be able to open snack chain stores all over the world and solve the livelihood of many people."

The audience all turned on the sensory sharing, and they were so greedy that they all urged, "Eat up, brother, I'm so anxious to death", but Xiao Lang was stunned. Zhuang Heng's short sentence gave him a huge impact. A scene of people living in peace, singing and dancing, and peacefulness appeared in front of his eyes. His throat choked up, and he deeply felt that Zhuang Heng was sent by God to redeem him.

Zhuang Heng said: "Eat it quickly, my immortal friends also want to taste it, if you don't eat it, they won't be able to taste it."

Xiao Lang came back to his senses, lowered his eyelashes hastily, and handed a skewer horizontally to his mouth: "You eat first."

Zhuang Heng took a bite, but before he had time to chew, Xiao Lang suddenly lowered his head and leaned over, quickly took the delicious food in his mouth, and kissed him on the lips by the way, and when he was so shocked that he couldn't find the north, south, east, and west, he went to eat again. Passing the skewers to him, he said solemnly: "I'm so greedy, I can't hold back, I'll give you this."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Excuse me, how can I prevent being attacked when I have to get close to each other?Waiting online, very urgent!

The barrage area has completely fallen, half screaming because of the deliciousness, and half crying because of love. Zhuang Heng took a bite of the peppercorns. I don’t know if the peppercorns are too strong or psychological troubles. His whole body is so numb that he almost lost consciousness. Guiltyly looking at the barrage area, I saw a line of "Ahhhhh" and "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Zhuang Heng couldn't bear to look back in shame, and suddenly heard ai shouting in his ears: [Master, the freezer brand sent a thank you letter, saying that someone ordered a freezer from them through the live broadcast! ]

Zhuang Heng: [A thank you letter after selling one?The boss is so kind. ]

ai: [Because the person who placed the order is the richest man in the country! ]

Zhuang Heng: [Wow, then congratulate him for me. ]

ai continued: [The system quietly checked, and the id of the richest man is - full head of hair. ]

Zhuang Heng thought of the name of the ID that he caught a glimpse of when he saw the barrage with a strange painting style just now: […]

At the end of the live broadcast, the two ate to their heart's content, and the audience in the live broadcast room burst into tears, saying: It's too miserable to only share the senses, Hengheng, when will you be able to expose your store name!

After eating, seeing that it was almost time, Zhuang Heng cleaned up and put the things back into the system. Xiao Lang picked up the flashlight and took him by the hand: "Let's go out."

Zhuang Heng pulled his hand out, unable to move: "I can see."

Xiao Lang: "No, it's very dangerous here, so don't worry if I'm holding you."

The surroundings are completely dark, the cliffs are basically invisible, and the lack of visual stimulation will greatly reduce the fear in my heart, but the darkness can also increase psychological pressure in other ways. Zhuang Heng said calmly, but in fact I was still very guilty. Seeing the spectacular scene, his scalp was still a little numb, so he didn't try to be brave and let him hold his hand.

Seeing that he did not object, Xiao Lang throbbed unbearably, paused, slowly inserted his fingers into his, and clasped them tightly.

Zhuang Heng's heart beat suddenly.

The two went up a few steps, Xiao Lang put the flashlight in his mouth and bit it, and freed up a hand to touch here and there above his head, Zhuang Heng looked up, only heard a muffled "boom" , the rock above cracked a crack, Xiao Lang withdrew his arms and wrapped his arms around Zhuang Heng's waist: "Hehe, hold me tight, I'm afraid you will fall."

Zhuang Heng suspected that he was scaring himself, but there was no evidence, so he could only hold him tightly with both hands. Xiao Lang grabbed the edge of the upper crack with one hand, jumped up with all his strength, and rolled on the ground of the stone room with Zhuang Heng in his arms.

The crack closed again, as if it had never been opened, Xiao Lang got up, and pulled Zhuang Heng up again: "You go back to the palace with me first, and go out after dawn tomorrow morning."

Zhuang Heng thought he was worried that he would not be able to see the flying at night, so he nodded, but he continued: "The national teacher probably set up an enchantment above the palace, and if you fly out, you will fall into a trap, why don't you leave the palace in human form tomorrow morning. There are too many people in the palace, and usually strangers are often sent in, it is safer for you to take human form."

Zhuang Heng wondered: "The national teacher is so powerful? Then why didn't he just cast an enchantment to stop me and my companions yesterday?"

Xiao Lang laughed softly, with sarcasm: "It takes a lot of cultivation to set up a barrier, and he won't use it unless it is absolutely necessary. I am afraid that no one in the world knows the national teacher better than me. He seems to be inscrutable, but in fact I'm getting more irritable day by day, catching cranes and offering battles more and more frequently, I guess his cultivation base may be improving very slowly, after all, he also said that spiritual power is thin in this world."

Zhuang Heng is not sure whether the national teacher is really not as capable as he shows, but he is like a bug in the original text after all. It is more than enough to deal with ordinary humans, and it is even easier to deal with him, a crane that fights the five scum. He thinks After thinking about it, he walked lightly and followed Xiao Lang around the alchemy furnace and walked out.

The temperature in the stone room was extremely high, and the two of them were already sweating when they walked to the door. Fortunately, ordinary people were not allowed to approach the alchemy furnace, and only the outside was guarded. Xiao Lang led Zhuang Heng to avoid the surrounding eyes and ears at various tricky angles. , and finally went down the mountain without any danger, the Xuan car that came was still parked at the foot of the mountain, the palace man who was driving the car had already been sent away by the national teacher, Xiao Lang didn't get in the car, and led Zhuang Heng to continue walking from a secluded place, finally at the Crane Garden stopped.

There was no sound in the Crane Garden. The red-crowned cranes pacing around during the day were asleep, and the servants serving the red-crowned cranes had also rested. Xiao Lang stole a suit of clothes casually and handed them to Zhuang Heng: "This is the weakest place in the palace. I changed my clothes and dressed up as a servant here."

Zhuang Heng took the clothes, took off his outer shirt and stored it in the system, took the clothes he gave him and put them on, and asked in a low voice, "Will anyone be suspicious?"

"No, I..." Xiao Lang bit the bullet and stammered, "I used to... do this..."

Zhuang Heng didn't know how far he would go in singing, and felt a little uncomfortable, but the situation was urgent at this time, and he couldn't allow him to think about it, so he tidied up his clothes a little: "Won't the national teacher be suspicious?"

Xiao Lang said: "He probably doesn't know that you are a crane that can only transform into a human form."

Zhuang Heng was a little relieved, and walked out of the Crane Garden with him. Out of here, Xiao Lang no longer concealed his whereabouts, and brought him back to the bedroom in an open and honest manner. Along the way, the guards everywhere were shocked and sang to each other: "Your Majesty is back. Yes! Your Majesty is safe and sound! Your Majesty has brought the beauty back again!"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Xiao Lang led Zhuang Heng back to the bedroom, and the national teacher chased after him, and someone from the palace outside shouted: "The national teacher has arrived—"

Xiao Lang immediately pulled Zhuang Heng onto the couch, pushed him down, pulled up the brocade quilt to cover the two of them, Xu Wu who heard the movement and greeted him quickly reacted and extinguished the candle.

Soon, the national teacher stepped on the moonlight and walked in.

Zhuang Heng was suddenly curious about the appearance of the national teacher at the moment, thinking that he could not hide his existence anyway, so he quietly pulled down a corner of the quilt, and looked through the slightly opened eyes. He thought he would see a bald head, but unexpectedly, the national teacher The teacher actually wore a hat, but because he had no hair, the hat looked so empty and strange.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Do you discriminate against baldness?Wouldn't it be nice to be frank?

The author has something to say: He He: Baldness surrounds me.

I overslept in my afternoon nap today, which took up Jiageng's time, so I can only let it go tomorrow.

Thanks to Qing'an and Ye Yuanbao (x2) for throwing the bazooka!

Thanks to Maoyan, who stole Houyi's attack, Zhulin Lve Ying, and Ye Yuanbao's grenade!

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