Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Zhuang Heng had just finished frying a dish, and the rich aroma wafted out, wantonly piercing into people's nostrils, and a guard guarding nearby smelled it so much that his saliva was about to flow down. Step: "Xianjun, can I help you?"

The few people who had just walked around to prepare for a sneak attack were startled, and hurriedly lowered their bodies and hibernated.

Zhuang Heng knew that the guard was greedy, so he smiled: "Taste first to see how salty it is, if it tastes good, share it with everyone, and take the chopsticks yourself."

Zhuang Heng can master the salty and fresh food well, and let him taste it to share with the audience in the live broadcast room. The guard immediately smiled when he heard him speak, took a bite with chopsticks and put it in his mouth: "Wow! It's so delicious! Why is it so fresh?" ?”

Zhuang Heng said: "I added clam soup."

The guard has never heard of clams, and there are many things that Xianjun has never heard of. He didn't bother to ask, as long as it was delicious, he ate several mouthfuls secretly before picking up the dish and sharing it with others. .

After the guards left, the people behind the gazebo cautiously poked their heads out and waited and watched from the bottom of the steps.

The audience in the live broadcast room soon discovered that there were people sneaking around here, and the barrage area began to "hahaha" again, asking the anchor if today's plot was going to be sand sculptured again.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Be careful anchor!Someone is coming to steal food!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng Why do you have so many group performances?Are you still recruiting?I want to apply for a job!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha, those people even showed their knives, and their expressions are so good!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Fuck, crap, don't you even let a life-sized doll go?Are they going to assassinate my handsome brother?I don't allow it!Dolls are expensive, okay?

Zhuang Heng was busy cleaning the pot. After cleaning, he dried the pot and put it on the fire again. He didn't pay attention to the bullet screen. He just poured cooking oil into the pot at this time, and suddenly heard ai exclaimed and relayed: [Ah, ah, ah, the audience said Someone is about to assassinate! ]

Zhuang Heng looked up, startled by the content of the barrage, and turned around hastily.

Those people bowed their bodies and tiptoed up the steps, stabbing at Xiao Lang's duplicate with the swords in their hands, and Zhuang Heng saw it right when they shot, Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he quickly moved body back into the system.

Several people watched the assassination target disappear out of thin air, with horror on their faces, but the swords in their hands were too late to draw back, and finally "ping ping pong pong" hit each other randomly, almost hurt each other, and at the same time staggered and bumped into each other.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were stunned by the sudden magical plot, and frantically clicked "666" after regaining consciousness, saying that they played well and don't stop!

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he didn't come back to his senses until he heard the sound of weapons being exchanged around him. He hurriedly looked around and found that the few guards guarding there were surrounded by enemies that appeared from nowhere. He shouted anxiously: "There is an assassin! Come and catch the assassin!"

Before the people from the front yard rushed over, several assassins in the gazebo had already shifted their targets to Zhuang Heng. Seeing the murderous look in their eyes, Zhuang Heng shouted in fright: "Fairy friends! Suddenly something went wrong... …Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” Seeing those people stabbing at him with their swords, he hurried around the stove to avoid it, and kept shouting while running, “The live broadcast is suspended but it’s not over yet, everyone don’t leave! My points ahhhh ..."

The live broadcast room was overjoyed, and the audience said one after another: Don't go, don't go, it's exciting, keep going!

A few swords chased after him, AI screamed in fright, Zhuang Heng didn't get any better, he stared at the point of the sword that was going straight to the door, roared, picked up the shovel and threw it over, and he was out of luck , Throw it precisely on a person's head.

"Ah——" The unlucky guy fell to the ground with a bloody head, maybe he was a little dazed from being hit hard, and fell again when he got up.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Damn why is there a mosaic all of a sudden!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The familiar heart-shaped mosaic, I seem to have seen it somewhere.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahaha contact the upper and lower plots, brothers!There must be blood!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Heng Heng is so witty, with a dozen mosaics, the money for the blood bag is saved. (funny)

Zhuang Heng couldn't care less about watching the barrage at this time, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, those people quickly surrounded him, ready to attack together.

At this time, Zhuang Heng suddenly turned into a crane, he was stunned, a little unresponsive.

Those people were also stunned, as if watching a horror movie, their faces were terrified, but they still swung their swords persistently.

Zhuang Heng flew his wings with excitement and flew to heaven: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Those people's swords fell into the air, but they didn't fall together this time, they managed to stabilize their figures, looked up at the red-crowned cranes flying happily in the sky, and began to doubt life.

The audience in the live broadcast room: ah ah ah ah I love this big scene magic!

It took only a few breaths, and the people in the front yard rushed over at the fastest speed when they heard the shouts. At this time, the pot on the stove suddenly caught fire with a "boom" because the oil was too hot, and the two sides who met each other on the narrow road Startled, several assassins were very close to the pot, and one of them raised his hand to get the pot, apparently intending to throw it at the guards who rushed over.

"Don't touch my pot!" Zhuang Heng shouted in the sky angrily, and at the same time controlled the lid of the pot with his mind to close it with a "clang".

Several assassins looked at their flying pot lids: "!!!"

Zhuang Heng: [Am I a pig brain!Why didn't I think of the trick of telekinesis when I was besieged just now!The last time I dealt with the national teacher was obviously very witty! ]

ai: [The little brother was there last time, this time without the strong backing of the little brother, I also panicked. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Seeing that the situation was not right, those people didn't dare to fight any more, and turned around to run away, but at this moment all the guards rushed over, there was a huge gap between the enemy and us, and they were subdued after a while. Zhuang Heng saw that they were tightly tied up by the guards with ropes , finally relieved, flew down and landed slowly, pacing and looking around a few people wrapped in rice dumplings.

A guard asked: "Master Xianshi, do you want to hand over these thieves to the government?"

Zhuang Heng nodded.

A few guards picked him up and took him away, and the rest sent out a group to investigate the remnants of the party, and the others followed Zhuang Heng step by step.

Zhuang Heng was still thinking about his live broadcast, and hurried back to the stove, but no matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't turn into a human being. Zhuang Heng was startled: [What's going on?Has my doll been taken back by the system? ]

Ai hurriedly checked it out for him, and breathed a sigh of relief after checking it: [I was scared to death, it's all right, it's just that your doll overdraws too much this month, and the time limit is up. ]

Zhuang Heng: [...I forgot about my eight-hour system, but it’s still early before the end of the month, did I overdraw so quickly? ]

ai: [Yes, you have been with your little brother for a long time on the road, and you have maintained your human form in the palace for the past two days, and the time limit has run out! ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Not being able to change back into a human form does not affect his cooking. After all, he is a crane that can only fetch things from a distance. He watched the live broadcast room and was pleasantly surprised to find that the number of viewers had not decreased but increased, and the bullet screens were flying up. Everyone looks very excited.

Zhuang Heng said happily: "It's great that everyone is still here! Now that the assassin has been arrested, let's continue."

Audience: Ahhhh! I saw the long-lost Hehe again!Hehe has grown up and Hengheng has a heart!

Zhuang Heng: "However, I've run out of time in human form this month. I can't transform into a human now. I can only cook for you in crane form."

Audience: I believe in your evil, as long as you are happy.

"The previous shovel has hit people and it's unhygienic. I'll change it." Zhuang Heng raised his wings and took out a new shovel from the system. Then the tip of the other wing touched the lid of the pot, and the lid was lifted.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooGive me a dozen like Hehe!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ah, how can it cooperate so well, Heng Heng, is your red-crowned crane electric?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Electric text also wants to woo woo woo woo...

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hehe, cook yourself a dish!

Zhuang Heng manipulated the spatula with his mind, with ease, he quickly cooked another dish and began to prepare for the next soup. Not far away, King Qi, who was hiding behind a rockery, was staring at him intently, with a tense face. He looked, but his eyes were shining.

The only remaining subordinate beside him asked in a low voice: "My lord, they have all been arrested, and they will be investigated here soon. We are already in danger, should we leave immediately?"

King Qi did not answer, but excitedly said: "This crane looks very special, it should be the one that the national teacher is looking for, no wonder the two people disappeared before."

The subordinate looked at the few people following Zhuang Heng, and then glanced around: "Why don't you go down and lure those people away, and the master will take the opportunity to catch the crane away."

King Qi shouted in a low voice: "Wait, this is not appropriate. Something was wrong before. It seems that someone was secretly watching the gazebo, and specially informed the people in the pavilion. We can't go there."

The subordinate took out a ball of rope from his arms: "How about using this thing?"

King Qi's eyes lit up, and he nodded with satisfaction: "Okay!"

Just as Zhuang Heng put the ingredients into the pot, he suddenly heard a sharp whistling sound coming from behind him. But the rope was quickly pulled away, and even Zhuang Heng was dragged and flew out of the pavilion.

The rope is far less eye-catching than the human body, and the audience in the live broadcast room didn't notice it until Zhuang Heng was captured.

The audience showed no sympathy: How pitiful, they attacked Hengheng for a while, and Hehe for a while, why is today's live broadcast so bumpy hahahaha!

Zhuang Heng flapped his wings wildly and shouted: [Quickly type the subtitles for me!The live broadcast is not over yet, so please don't leave! ]

The author has something to say: He He: Nothing can stop me from yearning for live broadcast. [bgm]

King Qi: Hmph!I have a golden finger of rebirth!

Hehe: Oh!I have so many gold fingers that I can wholesale them.

King Qi: ...