Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

There is a cool breeze on the lotus pond in the Royal Garden of the Royal Palace. In the middle of the lotus pond is an open gazebo with a wide view. Sitting on the edge of the gazebo, turning your head and looking down at the lake, you seem to be resting comfortably, but you are actually listening to the whispers of the people in the water.

"King Qi was almost killed on the spot, but he was robbed by the national teacher halfway. The national teacher not only took away King Qi, but also took away the celestial envoy."

Xiao Lang's face darkened.

The man said: "King Qi can let someone pretend to enter the palace, which is enough to show that he has a different heart. If King Qi is allowed to escape, there will be endless troubles in the future. The Lord wants us to lie dormant in secret and look for opportunities after the national teacher leaves. Do it?"

Xiao Lang's voice was cold: "King Qi has already fallen into the water once, and he will be wary of the water's edge. I'm afraid it will be hard to find the opportunity after today. This matter cannot be delayed. You go immediately. The national teacher will come back in a hurry if he catches the immortal envoy." , won't stay long."

"Yes!"

Xiao Lang turned around and saw that Xu Wu made himself a cup of tea, stretched out his hand to drink it slowly, his eyes were full of coldness: "I remember that when my grandfather and father were here, the national teacher still restrained himself a bit, but now it's here In my place, he actually blatantly rescued the treacherous King Qi, am I too weak to be bullied?"

Xu Wu said: "Your Majesty, there is no need to belittle yourself. The national teacher is just exhausted and impatient."

Xiao Lang lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, put down the teacup, and knocked lightly on the stone table: "I don't want to wait any longer. If the national teacher is not removed, I will have trouble sleeping and eating."

Xu Wu raised his eyes: "Master..."

"Arrest Shen You and issue a decree to the world, saying that Shen Guo sent his son You to assassinate the emperor, and immediately send troops to attack Shen Guo!"

"Yes!"

Xiao Lang stood up restlessly, intending to go to the back mountain to wait for the national teacher to come back. Back then, the national teacher decided to open a stone room in the back mountain of the palace to practice in seclusion. What he took a fancy to was the spiritual power of the back mountain. The national teacher had searched all over the world. It is found that the spiritual power is thin everywhere, even most of the places have no spiritual power. Only the back mountain is special. Although the spiritual power is not enough, it is far better than other places. Heng, if he wanted to benefit his cultivation, he would definitely choose Houshan.

Xiao Lang went to the back mountain to wait for Zhuang Heng, but Zhuang Heng had already escaped from the net bag of the national teacher and returned to the riverside where he stayed not long ago, which was the place where King Qi's soldiers and horses were stationed.

ai was a little puzzled: [Master, why don't you go find the little brother? ]

Zhuang Heng: [King Qi has always been a thief. He brought so many people here, it is impossible to go back in such a desperate way. He must earn some money before leaving. I want to see what tricks he wants to play. Anyway, I am now If you have thick golden fingers, it is better to be bold and explore the enemy's situation.Besides...]

ai: [What about the horse? ]

Zhuang Heng: [cough cough...it's nothing...]

Besides, why am I looking for my little brother?Do you take the initiative to come to the door to give him a hug and a hug?

ai: [Master, your position is really not firm at all. The database told me that you once praised King Qi when you read the original text, and all kinds of praise words came in your mind. Now what kind of image King Qi has become in your eyes? ?It is used even if the thief does not go empty. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhuang Heng is now in a small forest not far from the river, panting against a tree with a crooked neck. While giving him a golden finger, the system mischievously tricked him, saying that he could only teleport to the place where he stayed. He thought that "places where he stayed" was a relatively broad concept, such as a city, a village, or any point along the river where King Qi garrisoned his troops. It must be on the track of action, so when he passed himself over, he landed directly on the place where the national teacher threw him, and even the distribution of the surrounding stones was exactly the same as what he had seen before, and he was seen by King Qi when he showed up , He was so frightened that he quickly teleported to another place, and then flapped his wings and flew over quietly.

Zhuang Heng complained to ai: [My landing location is too accurate, even more accurate than GPS. Do you, Jinjiang, consider developing a system for preventing women and children from getting lost?Snatch people back from kidnappers in minutes. ]

ai said very seriously: [Master, this suggestion is good, I will report it to my superiors. Although our Jinjiang has a lot of product lines, we really haven't set foot in the area of ​​anti-lost. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhuang Heng circled around and finally returned to the river. He didn't dare to approach easily. He stayed in the woods for a while, remembering that his live broadcast had been on all the time. The fans are all weird, except for a few real foodies urging him to cook quickly, everyone else is actually discussing the plot, and some people wonder if this is a recording, because the scene changes too quickly, just like switching a scene as fast.

Zhuang Heng hurriedly explained: [It's not a recording, it's a live broadcast. I just unlocked a very awesome function, instant transfer! ]

The audience didn't know how much they believed it, or no one believed it at all. In short, everyone was hahaha.

Zhuang Heng saw that King Qi was starting to bury the pot for cooking, so he decided to have an exciting time, so he quietly approached a soldier who walked downstream and loosened his pants to relieve himself, while preparing to teleport and retreat if he was found, Lightly touched his clothes with the tips of his wings behind him, and said to ai at the same time: [Quickly copy a set of clothes like this and help me put them on! ]

AI did as he did, and Zhuang Heng changed back into a human form. He looked like a soldier similar to the others, except that his skin was too white and his facial features were too prominent. He was just a handsome soldier.Zhuang Heng smeared some putty on his face and hands, and whispered furtively: "My dear friends, our live broadcast will continue soon!"

Barrage area: ah ah ah ah ah ah dirty handsome dirty handsome!

Zhuang Heng:? ? ?

The aroma of the food gradually became stronger and began to spread around. Zhuang Heng smelled the smell, tore off his clothes, walked into the crowd pretending nothing had happened, squeezed in front of a pot and touched the spatula, and was slapped by the gang leader Slap away.

"Go and go, have you washed your hands, what are you touching?"

Zhuang Heng's hands were almost crippled, so he quickly retracted and kneaded, walked to the side and transformed the spatula that ai had just copied, and took out the egg drop soup that he had withdrawn from the system in a hurry, poured it into the pot to continue cooking.

The audience asked: What about other dishes?Haven't tried it yet, why is it gone?

Zhuang Heng: [I have put other dishes into the system for the time being. I can’t make it cheaper for King Qi and his gang. I will take them out again when I get to a safe place. Don’t worry everyone! ]

Zhuang Heng is very glad that the other dishes are ready, otherwise there will be a risk of exposure every minute when they are taken out. Now the egg drop soup in the pot is very ordinary. Zhuang Heng originally planned to add seaweed. In order not to be suspicious, he saved seaweed Yes, there are several other seasonings that are not going to be added, so it is conceivable that the taste of this soup is not much better.

A few soldiers surrounded him, and they only laughed and scolded him for dawdling, they just chatted with each other, as expected, they didn't suspect anything, Zhuang Heng lowered his head, and no one else would stare at him carefully, just let him get away with it.

At this time, the Qi Dynasty came over, as if he had a shadow on the water in his heart, and stopped a few feet away from the river. He looked at King Qi from the corner of his eye, and listened carefully.

King Qi said: "Did you ever see a crane suddenly appear there?"

The confidant shook his head: "This subordinate didn't see it."

The author has something to say: I am so sleepy that I can’t keep my eyes open, I can’t write anymore, so let’s make it short, and I’ll make it up to you later when I feel better~=3=