Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Xiao Lang hugged Zhuang Heng again, the muscles on his arms were bulging hard in his sleeves, but the force holding Zhuang Heng was well controlled, although it was so tight that it was difficult to break free, but he would not hurt him with too much force .

Zhuang Heng's first reaction turned out to be: It's not easy being young, and I finally know how to control myself.

For the sake of Xiao Lang's embrace without any desire, Zhuang Heng didn't push him away again, and asked in confusion: "Why are you here?"

Xiao Lang buried his face in his neck: "Before I thought that the national teacher would take you back to the back mountain, so I waited for you there, but I didn't wait for a long time, so I came back and changed my clothes and planned to go out to find you. I put some clothes on Here, I didn't expect to see you appear just as I came in."

Zhuang Heng heard him laughing happily in his ear, feeling that half of his body was numb, and quickly raised his hand to pat him on the back: "You are quite well-informed, and you knew that I was taken away by the national teacher so soon. , I'm fine now, let go first."

Xiao Lang released him a little, looked him up and down, and asked with concern: "Is there any injury? Did the national teacher make things difficult for you? How did you escape from him?"

"Don't worry, I'm not injured, the national teacher put me in a net pocket, it's not too difficult. Also, you may not believe me, I will teleport, and I will never be afraid of being caught by the national teacher in the future!" Zhuang Heng was still at first. The answer was serious, but as he talked, he became very happy. There was no way. When he thought of the state teacher's distraught appearance, it was hard for him not to be happy. He briefly explained the process and took out the prepared meals from the system depository. ,"have you eaten?"

Xiao Lang shook his head. Although he was really hungry now, he was not focused on eating. When he heard that Zhuang Heng would teleport, he was stunned in disbelief, and then he was pleasantly surprised: "I have heard people say before that the cultivation can reach A certain realm can shrink the ground into a foot, and the national teacher has never known this trick until now, but you can teleport directly before your mana has reached that level!" He hugged him again, "I'm so happy! I always worry that others will plot against you if they see your specialness, now that you have the ability to protect yourself, I can finally feel at ease!"

Infected by his straightforward emotions, Zhuang Heng also became happy.

Xiao Lang lowered his head and wanted to kiss him, glanced at the food at the side from the corner of his eye, and suddenly remembered that there might be many "immortals" watching them at this moment, so he stopped in time, raised his hand and gently rubbed his knuckles on his face Liao Ceng: "He He, you must have been favored by God!"

Zhuang Heng: "???"

I just snatched Qi Wangli's character set here?But thinking about it, it feels pretty good!

Zhuang Heng smiled even wider.

The live broadcast room was full of joy.

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Dear!Brother, you are dear!Don't think I can't see your intentions!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The gods look at each other!Congratulations!

Barrage [-]: [Flower] Hahahahahahaha God's fucking criticism, do you want to laugh at me in the front of the brothers?

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What the hell is my brother talking about!Why is everyone here except Hehe speaking in dialects!Can't understand!Very angry!

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Raise your hands!I understand!They are having a great time!Getting married!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Ahhhhhhh I order you to get married right away!Into the bridal chamber!

Only then did Zhuang Heng realize that the live broadcast hadn't ended yet. He glanced at the barrage area, his ears burning with shame, but he didn't show it on his face, he just urged Xiao Lang to sit down and eat in a serious manner.

The food has already been prepared, and the system depository provides temperature options. Zhuang Heng spent some more Jinjiang coins to check the heat preservation function, which is equivalent to renting an incubator, so the food was still steaming hot when it was taken out. The two sat opposite each other. After tasting several dishes, a lot of warmth was added to the cold palace.

Fans all turned into old mothers, leaving tears of relief from being stuffed to death by dog ​​food.

After eating, Zhuang Heng glanced at the barrage area where the screen was swiped by "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", greeted everyone, and decisively turned off the live broadcast.

Xiao Lang kept looking at him, not letting go of any changes in his expression. Seeing that he heaved a sigh of relief, guessing that the "immortal" had left, he quickly leaned over to support the back of his head, using a method several times faster than his reaction. She kissed him as fast as she could while pinching his jaw with the other hand to force him to open his mouth.

Zhuang Heng: "!!!"

Footsteps sounded outside the main hall, and a palace official hurried up the steps and shouted at the door: "Your Majesty!"

There was an intertwined panting sound inside, the palace man paused, and shouted again: "Your Majesty, the national teacher is here."

Xiao Lang didn't respond, the palace servants looked left and right, becoming more and more anxious, they had no choice but to lift their feet and step over the threshold, stepped around the curtain and walked inside, glanced at the person who was pressed on the soft mat by Xiao Lang, and felt very anxious. Quickly look away: "Your Majesty..."

Xiao Lang flicked his sleeves to cover Zhuang Heng tightly, holding Zhuang Heng's head with one hand, and holding his cheek with the other, pinching his earlobe with his fingers, kissing passionately.

Zhuang Heng felt in a trance that his body was no longer his own and was completely out of control. His rationality told him that he could turn into a crane so that Xiao Lang could not keep his mouth shut, or simply disappear so that Xiao Lang could not kiss him, but his body had already made a choice first. His eyelashes trembled, and he raised his head and let out a vague groan from his throat.

Xiao Lang was about to go crazy, wishing he could nibble on the tight, slender fair neck immediately, he moved his hand down, the hot palm was roasting all the way, and it stopped when it reached the shoulder.

The palace man lowered his head and lowered his eyes, all kinds of daydreams could arise just by listening to the voice, and it would be even worse when he raised his eyes. Seeing that Xiao Lang wanted to stop, he quickly closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "The national teacher has arrived——"

Only then did Xiao Lang let go of Zhuang Heng, staring darkly at the moist color on Zhuang Heng's lips, pressed his finger on it, wiped it lightly, and did not hide his desire at all, but he still straightened up and pulled Zhuang Heng smoothly. Get up and embrace him.

Zhuang Heng leaned against him very hopelessly, his whole body was limp, and the breath he exhaled was trembling.

The mother and fetus have been single for 25 years. He never thought that one day he would feel the sex in a book. The one who teased him was so much younger than him. He was overwhelmed by guilt and shame at the same time. He suddenly regretted coming here this time. With no willpower, he should stay away from temptation and walk as far away as possible, but before he could adjust his mood, the footsteps of the national teacher could be heard outside the door, he returned rationally and quickly disappeared from Xiao Lang's arms.

Xiao Lang: "..."

When Zhuang Heng teleported, he subconsciously chose the courtyard outside the palace, but when he got there, he realized that it would be no good for the national teacher to find Xiao Lang, so he hurried back, picked a hidden place separated by a wall, and hid there to eavesdrop.

The national teacher smelled the aroma of the food when he entered the door, his eyes narrowed, and he said slowly: "Xiao Lang, I really underestimated you, I was looking for that fairy outside, but you sat with him to eat and drink, you Concealing his identity for him, don't you take me as a national teacher in your eyes?"

Before the national teacher carelessly underestimated the enemy, he believed that no one in the world could surpass him, so he never paid attention to the so-called immortal monarchs in the abandoned capital, but King Qi suddenly told him that cranes can become humans, and he immediately took the recent series of The strange things were cleared up, and he guessed that the fairy was the crane. At this time, he was no longer greedy for a special red-crowned crane for Zhuang Heng, but jealous of the fairy, and he wanted to get rid of it quickly.

Xiao Lang found that there was killing intent in the eyes of the national teacher, he couldn't help tightening his heartstrings, and said calmly: "The national teacher was joking, I ordered the whole city to search for the rebel King Qi, but the national teacher rescued King Qi and sent him away, isn't it? Don't you take me as the emperor seriously? Has the national teacher forgotten his identity and duty?"

The corners of the national teacher's eyes twitched, and he was very angry at his contemptuous attitude: "Xiao Lang, your wings are stiff."

Xiao Lang stood up with a flick of his sleeves: "The clay figurine still has a bit of temperament, you let go of the traitor, you can see that you have a different heart with me, so I still have to support you?"

"Whether King Qi really intends to rebel is unknown. I don't want to be your brother's accomplice. Why is it still my fault?" You must know him very well, why don't you tell me his whereabouts and weaknesses, I promise you, as long as I get him, I will never interfere in your affairs again, how about it?"

Xiao Lang raised his eyes and looked at him: "The national teacher actually wants to give up everything for him? Why?"

The national teacher glanced around, but did not find Zhuang Heng's figure, and looked back at Xiao Lang, carefully scrutinizing Xiao Lang's expression: "This crane is full of spiritual power, and it is something extraordinary in the world. I don't want to have it all to myself. , it’s better to break up with you, would you like to?”

Zhuang Heng, who was eavesdropping across the wall, almost died of anger: [Divided?Think of me as the meat in the pot?It's no one to talk about killing people and seizing treasures so strangely, and I still want to recruit my little brother as an accomplice, dreaming!Kou, you wait for me! ]

ai: [Master, calm down!The national teacher is a villain, a villain is such a shameless person! ]

Zhuang Heng thought that he was in a book, and subtly turned off the fire.

Inside the hall, Xiao Lang's eyes moved slightly, and he took a step forward to look at the national teacher with interest: "How to divide?"

The national teacher and Xiao Lang have already torn skins, so naturally he doesn't believe that Xiao Lang will easily cooperate with him, but people are greedy, as long as they give enough lures, he doesn't believe that Xiao Lang will not be tempted, he looks at Xiao Lang and smiles proudly : "I will teach you the method of double cultivation. From now on, when you spend a good night with him, you can use this method to absorb his spiritual power. After a long time, you will live forever and enjoy the world forever!"

Zhuang Heng gritted his teeth: [I can fuck you! ]

Xiao Lang asked: "What about the national teacher?"

The national teacher said: "I only need one treasure on him."

Zhuang Heng asked ai: "Do I have spiritual power?" ]

ai: [Currently, no. ]

Zhuang Heng: [Then the treasure he said about me, could it be your Jinjiang system? ]

ai: [It's possible. ]

Zhuang Heng: [Damn it, Kou is too treacherous, he took away your system, I'm just a useless crane, my little brother can only get a useless crane?Let him take all the benefits! ]

ai: [No, master, isn't your focus a bit wrong?The point now is that the national teacher wants to deal with you, not how to divide it, why are you still fighting for the little brother? ]

Zhuang Heng felt uncomfortable, and pressed his ear to the wall to continue eavesdropping.

The national teacher said: "How do you think about it?"

Xiao Lang smiled: "I don't want to live forever, and I don't want to learn the method of double cultivation. National teacher, if you hand over King Qi to me, I'd like to cooperate with you. If you don't hand over King Qi, nothing will be discussed." .”

The national teacher's complexion changed slightly: "What do you mean?"

Xiao Lang said: "Does the national teacher think that I am a three-year-old child who is fooled by others?"

The national teacher stared at him gloomyly: "If I find King Qi, you will definitely hand over Xianjun to me? I'm afraid you also want to fool me into being a three-year-old child?"

Xiao Lang was noncommittal, thinking "you know we can't agree, so why bother talking", the national teacher suddenly sneered, "If you don't drink a toast, you'll be punished!" Then he swung his sleeves and strode away.

Zhuang Heng listened to the footsteps of the national teacher leaving, and thought that the two people were at odds with each other, and it was expected that they would break up. However, the national teacher came over and said a few nonsense, which is not right for Xiao Lang. It was a bit strange to execute the punishment. He walked around to the next door through the side door. When Xiao Lang heard the movement, he turned to look at him, his expression changed slightly: "Hehe, why didn't you leave?"

Zhuang Heng blinked and wanted to say that he would leave in a while, but Xiao Lang suddenly rushed over and threw him down. At the same time, he put his hands behind his head and rolled around on the ground several times.

A violent bang exploded in his ears, Zhuang Heng turned his head suddenly, and found a fireball falling from where he was standing, and a red-burned iron chain protruded from the fireball. The iron chain was wrapped around a shoe. The one hooked off from Zhuang Heng's feet was instantly reduced to ashes in the fire. If Xiao Lang hadn't pushed him away in time, he might have become a roasted crane. Judging by the speed of the master's hands, he would not even be able to teleport in time. .

Zhuang Heng's chest throbbed wildly, terrified, Xiao Lang whispered in his ear: "Run!"

Of course Zhuang Heng wanted to run away, but he was worried about him: "You..."

"I'm fine!" Xiao Lang hugged him and rolled to the other side, narrowly avoiding the fireball thrown by the national teacher for the second time.

The national teacher killed a carbine and looked at Zhuang Heng's Xinzi who looked like a poisonous snake. From his point of view, this fairy was hiding a rare treasure, but he could easily escape from his own hands. It would be wrong to capture him alive and let him use it for himself. Impossible, it is better to destroy it directly, destroying it is far more worry-free and labor-saving than using it.

Zhuang Heng was afraid of hurting Xiao Lang, so he didn't dare to say anything, he gritted his teeth and disappeared in place.

Xiao Lang heaved a sigh of relief, but what followed was the anger of the national teacher. As soon as he got up, he was exhausted and fell to the ground. The national teacher left him to be tortured, turned around and flew out of the hall, and went straight to the abandoned capital.

Zhuang Heng did not return to the abandoned capital. The national teacher can kill the carbine once, but it is impossible to kill the second and third times. After teleporting, he waited for a while to make sure that the national teacher left the capital, and then went out and returned again. to the palace.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and the emperor's bedroom was brightly lit. Xiao Lang was tortured so much that he wanted to roll on the ground. Xu Wu and the others were helpless. Take out the refrigerator and freezer.

Ever since he discovered that the freezing function could resist the firepower of some national teachers, Zhuang Heng specially ordered the largest size refrigerator and freezer from the brand. Xiao Lang didn't have to bend down and bow his head after standing in the refrigerator, and he could change to the freezer when he was tired. Lying in the bed, it can be said that it is very thoughtful.

When Xu Wu and the others saw this high-tech product for the first time, they were very surprised. At first, after Xiao Lang stood in the refrigerator, his pain was significantly relieved, and they were pleasantly surprised. Later, when Xiao Lang lay down in the freezer, they went from being pleasantly surprised to being relieved. startled.

When Zhuang Heng was nervous, he didn't forget to say: "It's a bit like a coffin."

Xu Wu and the others: "..."

The national teacher didn't want to directly torture Xiao Lang to death. The punishment stopped at dawn. Xiao Lang was helped out of the freezer. In a ball, he stretched out his hand to support him: "Did you let the doctor see it? The refrigerator treats the symptoms but not the root cause. You are so hot and cold that the Vajra body can't stand it."

Xiao Lang took the opportunity to bury his face on his shoulder: "Do you love me?"

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Are you in love?Can you still speak well!

Zhuang Heng resisted the urge to hit him: "Have you seen the doctor? What did the doctor say?"

"Doctor..." Xiao Lang coughed with a smile, his throat was so dry and hot that it hurt, "Which doctor dares to tell the truth to the emperor?"

Zhuang Heng blocked his heart, and helped him to rest on the couch, Xu Wu brought hot water in time, Zhuang Heng sat aside and watched him drink slowly, the more he watched, the more distressed he was.

AI synchronized with his brain waves: [The national teacher actually attacked a teenage child, it is simply inhuman!And when I started, my little brother was even younger than now! ]

Zhuang Heng nodded: [Yes, so what should I do to deal with the national teacher? ]

ai: [Hey... I'm sorry, master, I'm so useless, the only feasible way now is probably to piss him off. ]

Zhuang Heng: […]

Zhuang Heng is not greedy at all, his current gold finger is enough against the sky, and he can't ask for more. Besides, dealing with the national teacher is not so easy. The one who killed the national teacher is still more than two years away.

He looked at Xiao Lang, leaned over to ask about the plan, when suddenly footsteps sounded outside, a palace official hurried in, presented a paper crane with both hands: "Your Majesty, a letter from the Imperial Teacher!"

Xu Wu took the paper crane and unfolded it, and suddenly something fell out of it, and fell to the ground with a "crash".

Zhuang Heng looked down and saw a black iron chain, which looked very familiar: "This is not the one in the fireball just now..."

"Be careful!" Xiao Lang jumped up suddenly, grabbed the red-glowing iron chain, and the iron chain shot towards Zhuang Heng like a snake, and was still struggling after being held back by Xiao Lang.

Zhuang Heng was horrified. Seeing that the iron chain was getting red and seemed to be getting hotter, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and throw the freezer! Wait, it will move, I'll do it!"

The freezer can be completely controlled by his consciousness, it is more convenient to operate, and the response is quick. With a thought, the freezer will fly over and hang in the air next to the iron chain. Xiao Lang stuffs the iron chain through the open door of the freezer. Going in, the iron chain was about to rush out when the door slammed shut.

The surrounding palace people stared dumbfounded at the freezer where Gong Cheng retreated and flew back to its original position.

Xiao Lang said: "Did you write anything in the letter?"

Xu Wu handed him the paper crane, and he opened it to look at it, frowning slightly.

Zhuang Heng showed doubts: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Lang said: "The National Teacher has set up a flame formation in the abandoned city, let me tie you up with a soul chain and hand it over to him, otherwise the whole abandoned city will be reduced to a scene of fire."

Zhuang Heng's face changed drastically, and he couldn't hold back his swearing: "Fuck him! Does he want face!"

Xiao Lang: "..."

Zhuang Heng looked at the refrigerator: "That iron chain is the soul chain? Will it prevent me from teleporting after being locked?"

Xiao Lang said: "It should be."

Zhuang Heng asked ai again: [Can this thing really lock me? ]

ai is at a loss: [I don't know...]

Of course, this kind of thing cannot be attempted lightly, Zhuang Heng stared at the refrigerator as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

Xiao Lang regained some energy and got up from the couch: "Xu Wu, is Shen Guo ready?"

Xu Wu bowed: "Yes."

Zhuang Heng looked at Xiao Lang suspiciously, Xiao Lang raised his eyes to look at him, his eyes were very bright: "Hehe, where is the jade piece I gave you?"

Zhuang Heng took out the feathery piece of jade from the system and handed it to him.

He held Zhuang Heng's hand and stood up: "Hehe, follow me to the water's edge."